Eurovision 2017 semi-final 1

>>72680580
ye

>>72681319
nice

I want to fuck the Spanish twink no homo

I'm past being mad and disappointed at this point. I'm just curious how much lower can this board possibly get.

>>72680580
If I can find a stream, sure.

I don't understand Arabic so it would be waste of time

>>72681694
bitter betty right here

BBC4 stream, where?

>>72680580
I hate this shit, yet I must watch it every year. Is this what stockholm syndrome is like?

>>72681694
>He doesn't watch it for the cuties

>>72683336
>Implying having waifus is a virtue

fuck the ukraine 'song' that won

>>72681659
Stop your degeneracy.

>>72683436
This, also his song is garbage

I didn't watch this from the beginning. Where can I find previous days recordings?

Having trouble getting it in the US. Apparently Americans have to watch it on fucking Logo, which we don't get.

>>72683580
Canadafag here, stuck watching SVT, a Swedish station, since they said their stream wont be geoblocked.

>>72683569

it's starting today, you're missing nothing.

>Ukraine
>>>/x/

>>72683580
I'm just VPNing the official no commentray stream

>>72683378
UKraine Garage

Where is a good online stream?

Are you all ready for the song from Montenegro going as gay as possible?

>>72683830
American here. Found out the Eurovision.de stream isn't geoblocked.

>>72681694
You do realize we've have threads for this every single year, I hope?
And besides you watch it because it's awful and for the waifus.

>>72683830
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRpjHHu8ivVWs73uxHlWwFA

>3 male hosts
how progressive

>>72683865
nu male detected

>>72683886
see
>>72683886

>>72683864
Not available in USA. Feels burger man

>>72683836
Did it go something like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWtqWD3TlaA

>>72683918
Go download opera and use one of their vpns.
it's what I'm doing

wow, sweden, how progressive
a bunch of faggots

What is an ukraine ?

Armenia wins. Portugal comes second. Sweden comes 3rd.

What's up cucks?

>>72683969
russia's autistic baby brother

Time for fluffy hair

>>72683918
SVT is streaming non geoblocked, if you can handle the swedish commentary. https://www.svtplay.se/video/13572581/eurovision-song-contest/eurovision-song-contest-2017-semifinal-1-9-maj-20-00

>>72683943
get hola for chrome and just change the country to germany and watch the yt stream on the yurovision website

le james bond theme face

Oh yeah, Australia is now honorary yuro

>australia
>europe

Aussie looks like Sanjaya.

a tranny?
I'd fuck that boy (female)/girl (male)

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straylia

He's not bad

>>72684072
DELET THIS

>that scream by Australia
what was that. It was like randomly put into the middle of the song

those eyebrows tho

>>72684091
song is pretty ech but he has nice voice.

The stage honestly looks really cool this year.

That teeth gap

>>72684122
Thanks Europe!

>>72683836
It's funny because montenegro is a pretty homophobic county

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Time for my annual pilgrimage to /mu/. Who /eurocomfy/ in here?

Pretty bad so far

this sound really familiar.
Maybe because it's super generic.

>this ear-grating accent
christ

>>72684159
it gets better

Portugal comfiest song in the galaxy

One of the fan and bookie favorites this year.
What's /mu/'s take for Belgium?

What the fuck is going on with Belgium's stage show? It's completely mismatched with the song.

wtf is this shit, fucking belgium

is...is she autistic?

belgium is cute

Boring song. Bad singing.

>>72684184
I really liked the recording, probably my favorite besides Italy. But she sounds awkward and nervous live. Kinda sad.

monotone: "all alone in de dangerzone"

>>72684184
not anymore its not. she had a meltdown in rehearsal.

waifu ranking so far:
Australia > Hair > Belgium > 04

>>72684220
explain

>>72684220
Whoa, what happened?

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Epic Sax Guy when.

You fuckers better vote for Moldova.

CERNA GORA YES

We bouta be gay af now

Meme potential here lmao

this is gonna be really really gay.

MONTENEGRO, YES!

montenegro, more like monte of fags
this is so bad

>mount negro

Glad to see Montenegro doing the two things it does best in Eurovision: having a song about space and not giving a single fuck about what everyone thinks.

MONTE NEGRO YES

fuck these memes

Monte Negro?
More like Monte Homo haha

If you put gay shit aside, this guy can't sing for shit.

monte negro
toppe kekko

Goddamit this shit is hilarious. THIS is the kind of shit that makes Eurovision great. And the reason I watch every year.

didn't take off, 1/10

Fucking helicopter

What's with the production and sound this year?
It sounds just slightly off

>this performance right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKO9h-gG4Qg

>>72684285
>Ukranian production values
>Ukranian electricians
>Ukranian sound engineers

>>72684279
It's exactly what I want out of a Eurovision song.

>>72684285
>What's with the production and sound this year?
Ukraine

>>72684235
>>72684234
Look up the pre-rehearsal shows. She turned up to the first and looked like deer in headlights, and didnt go to the second due to "illness". After first rehersal, she looked terrified and didn't perform a second time win her 20 min slot.

She still qualifies though. Put on a good show for the juries last night.

embarrassingly bad announcer gags, another reason to watch Eurovision

>>72684325
Tho these fags are not camp enough

Is russia competing or did ukraine ban them?

>>72684308
That's weird considering she was in The Voice Belgium, she should be used to camera and TV show pressure.

>>72684302
Should have left it to the Scandinavians who run the contest.

How did Ukraine manage to pull off such a fancy stage considering their GDP in on par with that of Africa?

Holy fuck the hosts breaking their teeth speaking English
Montenegro was great as I thought it would be, still qt from France is my favorite.

>>72684340
Handicap singer banned.
They were offered chances to change performer or do it via videolink but Russkies took the chance to get propaganda material for weeks.

>>72684342
she's very young though (although aus act in 17 believe it or not), a much bigger stage. and it's an extremely tough song to sing in key.

>>72684349
The EBU probably helped pay for it.

ITS THE FRIENDZONED KEK TIME

TORILLE

Mother and Son duo?
Or is that his 30 year old lover?

>>72684339
The backstage guy is pretty much there, tho.
With his horrible accent and broken english he's perfect.

>>72684363
this bitter fighting between russia and ukraine is honestly fucking hilarious considering they're barely different from each other

This is nice.

>>72684349
>continent tier gdp
>can't build a circle

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ymFVfzu-2mw

I'm voting for the Portuguese guy. Makes me cry everytime, plus, he is going to die, since he can't find a heart donor.

What are the chances to get a sticky and or country flags here at saturday?

>>72684423
hopefully none

>>72684423
sticky likely, flags dunno

>>72684423
absolute zero

>>72684421
Best taste. He comes first or second, in both this semi and the final.

>>72684421
He might after the contest.

>>72684423
sticky is customary, flags not really

What kind of a fucking alien is that?

id this lorde

Can't decide if she is cute hipster girl or fucking hideous alien

top waifu

>>72684421
Cheer up anon, it's not true, just some crap made up by a tabloid.

Id fuck this boy

EXTREMES SKELETONS

WE /mu/ NOW LADS

PATRICIAN AS FUCK

I'm a skeletooooor

>EXTREMES SKELETON

>Looks singer
>Looks song name
Coinkydinky?

Who crossed Lorde with Banks?

EXTREMES
SKELETON

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My new favourite image to use to explain Eurovision to Americans with.

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EXTREMES SKELETON

>>72684421
Don't bother, the jews won't allow Portugal to win

Skeleton waifu is top

scary spooky skeletor

this guy seems like an autistic hipster

a literal homeless person lmao

I still haven't figured out what's up with the way this dude is moving.

Was it autism?

Is he handicapped?

God, I love this shit.

I fucking hate the Portugal song and the guy looks creepy.

>>72684561
lel

Oh fuck off

Its retarded Ian Curtis

>>72684554
he went under the knife twice, a month or 2 ago, and is constantly in pain.

This is good

Is he a supreme gentleman?

portugal song a qt

>>72684554
it's crawling in his skin

>>72684582
But it's like night and day seeing him in interviews.
Normie when not singing
freak when singing

good song tho

the song is a true masterpiece.

Thank fucking god I'm not European. This is literally a homosexual hellhole on tape

>>72684483

My uncle had 2 heart surgeries. He has bloated chess, red hands. Pretty sure he has heart issues. :( Really loved his performance.

Yeah he's a little autistic but I like it

Prepare for your new Greekfu next lads.

This song wasn't an painful assault on the senses.

Confirmed for 0 votes

Wuld fug

Top tier QT

would give the d

does greece always have top waifus?
How do they do it?

very cute

this song is dedicated to the debt

>>72684649
They had a ska band one time.

Do you like our qtpi lads?

Dat leg!

That skirt is going loose the top layer soon

It's like I'm being transported back to 2005

>>72684610
he probably takes extra medicine when hes about to sing, and fucks him up. but it look like most of his movements was him trying to ease the pain. Its like when you really have to poop but cant, so you contort and clench every muscle of your body to not shit yourself

greece is hot, song is shit.

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PAY DENBTS

>>72684664
was it last year?

What is this with the water guys

diaper fetish

>>72684685
Greek men

That dress cut is dangerously high

>>72684672
y'know, I can actually see that. Makes sense.

At least I can jerk off to this.

this fucking song contest makes me wish this country would just float away from europe

Will Poland ever top this song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqL9R4NgT3M

>>72684684
Two or three ago, they had a bunch of cut Greek dudes in kilts singing about the height of the financial crisis.

I see a boob

>>72684706
masturbating to eurovision waifus while it's airing is one of my guiltiest pleasures.

Remember: This Polish chick has nudes.

>>72684615
>literally on tape

>fire
>desire

uh oh

>>72684716
When will people understand that fun catchy songs are way better than shitty power ballads

>>72684736
link?

Polacks should stick to toilet cleaning and cheap labor

>>72684728
what if you're masturbating to a qt and the next song is some nude gay dude like earlier?

>>72684736
pics

>>72684716

They will never top that.

Actually spent money on it

im a drunk faggot

>>72684759
Keep going like a real man.

>>72684758
Ukraine stole that job now.

>>72684759
well, u gotta just get through that

Time for epic sax guy

>moldova
what country is this

EPIC SAX RETURN

RETURN OF SAX DUDE

SAX GUY INCOMING

German commentator talks about sax meme

EPIC SAX GUY RETURNS

>mid-tier normie memes will surely win this year!

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YESSSSSSSSSSS

Since they know he was a meme this song will not have meme value

>moldovia
that was filmed in Amsterdam, tho.
I know that record store.

>>72684788
A shitty version of Romania

I'm liking those back up waifus

this song is almost good

THAT'S UNFAIR, THEY USE MEME POWERS TO WIN

>>72684822
The worst type of songs.

Too bad the voting faggots don't know memes.

the backgroudn girls are kinda cute

Our first official major lazer ripoff this year

GOAT

thank you based saxguy

Boobs

Fuck meme sax got the groove out of me

FOR THE HORDE

modular synth qt!

We got a milf here boys

This pair of tits isn't that good at singing.

This outfit is dredfull.

oh hey its bjork

Iceland looks like glacier

Who really gives a fuck about this?

>>72684800
fukken saved

>>72684885
she's nowhere near as cute as young bork, and she's not as cute as hag bork.

WHAT ARE THOSE?

the singing is worse than usual this year

So since this woman is 40, does that make this a midlife crisis?

>>72684907
why

>>72680580
that fucking montenegro guy was a pillar man and you can't convince me otherwise

>>72684919
CELEBRATE DIVERSITY

Do they even have trees in iceland?

One might say that this song is paper thin

>>72684919
portugal guy was pretty good

>>72684891
I'm here for the waifus

>>72684724
Where?

ELEKS

did Croatia perform yet or thats another day?

Portugal guy is downright autistic

Based

absolutely based

the power of memes

>>72684971
Croatia is on thursdays

le sax man maymay

Funneh.

what's wrong with his sax

I bet the epic sax guy has some epic sex.

>>72684971
sf2

>>72685006
glorious ukranian sound engineering

M E M E S
E
M
E
S

jokes.jpg

we have another cutie!

qt check girl

Why are they all singing in English

czech em

Looks like a really cute man desu

My commentator says she has rocks in her bra

this song is familiar>>72685048

Best thing about Eurovision every year, figuring out which shithole country still exist and which not.

>>72685039
english is the only language that matters until america collapses on itself

>>72685048
yeah I was expecting a better grill after having visited czechistan last year desu

>>72685039
Every song in this semifinal except Portugal is in English.

>>72685059
After that [spoiler]variants of chinese[/spoiler]

Who is the best eurovisionfu so far guys?

>>72685048
looks like australia lmao

>>72685065
Portugal was also the most tolerable song of the night so far.

Coincidence?

>>72685059
Yeah but if it's their second language it sounds all the same.

>>72685058

my sides

EUROFAG 4 LIFE

>>72685089
It had also the most autism

I'M ONLY HUMAN, AFTER ALL

I'M ONLY HUMAN

>>72685109
my thoughts exactly kek

>>72685109
DON'T PUT YOUR BLAME ON ME

>it's a male

literally eurovision suicide

>>72685109
check em

>>72685083
Skeleton, James Bond theme Hair and nervous breakdown girl

Did they sample the screaming chicken toy?

Just search for outside porn czech and this girl is probably on a video sucking off some guy for 75 bucks

>>72685123
Guy won in 2015, a drag queen won in 2014

When's LAT on?

>>72685109
Kek you're absolutely right

how many countries left

Oh, it is plane bad, shut up already.

Please nuke us from low orbit burgers

>>72685083
Czech Republic, Greece and Poland [spoiler]and Moldova's Epic Sax Guy[/spoiler]

>>72685178
LAsT

>>72685187
3 including Armenia I think

>>72685058
>>72685099
See, Armenia. Who would have known that this is still a thing

I'm digging this
It's like there is real effort and production here

What the fuck. worst song, worst waifu

eh, she does nothing for me.
idk why.

blonde is cute tho

>celebrate diversity
>it's all white people

This and Azerbaijan's Skeletons are /mu/ approved right?

I like the black qt

anyone else miss the wubstep era of yurovision

0/10

would genocide

>>72685224
What the fuck, worst opinion, worst post

Actually pretty good

this actually sounds somewhat novel holy shit

>>72685230
dont worry, it will be all muslims in a couple years

it's ok

she's summoning something

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>>72685220
Just wait for Latvia.
After LATtwigs two years ago and the LAT house guy lat year, they're up with something great again.


>>72685234
I miss the extreme qt era of eurovision

>A fucking turk

>>72685240
Found the Russian

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>Armenia

>MUH GENOCIDE

>>72685267
*turk

lrn2 historical memes

Brace yourselves, Slovenia has the worst song this year

what the fuck is this
something about this just makes me laugh

>OMAR
Traditional Slovenian name I see

>not just paying your way into the final

fucking poorfags

Sounds like shitty Disney song

>>72685289
ehh it's tolerable I guess

sounds like a Disney song in a good way

Slovenia looks like the guy who gets shot at the beginning of a film noir movie.

>>72685289
at least he is never coming back

is it just me or the slo fag looks so in love with himself?

this is really fucking bad, but I can't stop laughing

>>72685322
yes

the state of you, slovenia

>>72685296
Fuck off bruce

commentator said he wanted 10 years to release this song

>should have kys instead

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Do you remember these guys?

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>>72685322

>>72685345
hi

Oh wow, Halsey finally learned to sing.

>that outfit
wow

the song is pretty neat

A FUCKING CATGIRL

>>72685354
My little brother keeps jokingly grunting this at least once a month so yeah...

Been a while since the last band set up

>>72685328
>>72685307
>>72685308
>>72685289
>>72685339
Thanks for the support guys. It's terrible i know, but this what our "experts" decided to send here.

It's kinda nice, but I am disgusted by their whole being

Latvia being patrician as always...

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>more slavshit

fuck this, from now on can we just have one song for all of eastern europe

what's this islam logo thing doing in the background

unitonically loving latvia style

>>72685391
>latvia
>slav

is this song last?

>>72685387
This is what we call a "we can't afford to win" song.
The """experts""" send these guys out when they don't have the money to host a eurovision show.

>>72685395
That's indian, if I remember correctly.

>>72685391
>Latvia
>Slavic
REEEEEEEEE

Portugal's guy needs a heart transplant until december.

he is a /b/tard btw

his french is better than his english lmao

>>72685413
We have some fluff and voting.

And if they do it like last year, three of the straight to final acts will also perform.

Latvia pretty patrician desu.

>>72685424
>he is a /b/tard btw
Yeah that's expected

>>72685424

>he is a /b/tard btw
The fuck you're talking about boi?

tell me where we draw the line

would fug latvian katy perry

>>72685390
Reminder that this lost.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-usdXbeGHi8

>>72685424
>he is a /b/tard btw
How do you figure?

portugal and moldova were the only memorable acts today

Holy crap, epic sax guy's song is unironically one of the best in this semi, the state of Eurovision

>>72685387
We're never going to send a song that's going to win

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>>72685412
>>72685418
IT'S ALL THE SAME

montenegro is my songfu desu

My cryfu

>>72685468
>What is montenegro

>>72685482
balts are finngoloids m8

holy shit, belgium sounds like she's about to cry, she better win.

MONTENEGRO!!!!!

skeletor

Portugal, Moldova, Finland, Belgium , Skellingtons something something

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>Montenegro

why is sax thing so familiar

MASSIVE POLISH MAMARIES

Which 10 you got?

1. Sweden
2. Finland
3. Portugal
4. Azerbaijan
5. Moldova
6. Armenia
7. Latvia
8. Australia
9. Belgium
10. Greece

Cyprus is actually worse than Slovenia,wow

>>72685531
Lol

>>72685554
yeah I vote poland for best tits desu

Czech a cute

we draw the line at these fucking outfits, holy shit

OH NO

>>72685481
I know that, but it would be nice to send an actually decent song.

where do you vote again?

And the official wanking of the previous singer segment.

1944 is my favorite Burial song

>>72685628
my favorite segment

>>72685568

Portugal because it's the only country that is performing like it should be.

IS it so hard to sing in your fucking language without english pop songs ffs.

>>72685614
2014 was pretty cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVAnopmdJT4

BELGIUM AND GREECE

Can someone post Poland in HD pls. I am watching this in 240p please :(

>>72685619
you gotta use your phone, to actually call a number.
if it isnt being broadcasted in your country you cant vote. you also cant vote for your own country

>boo scary Russians the song

Fuck this shit

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Will you vote for me anon?

>>72685662
>spot the russki

>>72685619
There is an sms voting service, number depends on your country. Not sure if you can vote via Shitvision app as well.

>>72685619
turn on your country's national network. There should be a number to send sms

Send #10 vote for Greece.

>>72685662
t. volodya

>>72685673
They have been posting in this thread the whole fucking time

>this triggers the ruski

>>72685671
qt is 10/10 but song is eh

>>72685662
Sssh, go to bed Vladimir