April 2016 edition
dead edition
https://rateyourmusic.com/~riceshoes
https://beta.glitchwave.com/@riceshoes
hi i have the most ratings on glitchwave, respect me
This record is sooo innocent, that I actually felt guilty while listening to it, because I really felt that Tiger Trap deserved to lose their virginity to a much prettier guy. I feel like some creepy uncle that tries hiding his registered-sex offender tag from his nieces when I listen to this album, but I take it in with great pleasure. And this stuff is really energetic, so this niece is sure to squirm all around...oooh. Yah...that's right. You take what I give to you, sweet girlie-girl yah...
Don't be fooled by the seemingly naive and innocent nature of these songs, though; each song possesses a truly epic riff with a killer guitar tone. A guitar tone that totally stomps all over the guitar tone of bands like Heavenly (whom I actually like). Each song on here is truly catch, which is something that twee pop looks past a good deal of the time (I know...blasphemy, right?). The album couldn't have started with a more perfect opener in "Puzzle Pieces"; a high-speed, and borderline-chaotic spiel from the cute lips of Angela Loy. The guitar seems like a 16-year old speeding down the highway without a license, trying to avoid cops, but knowing that whenever you're doing something illegal, the concentration of cops in that area increases by 300%. The rest doesn't let down, with epic pop ditties such as "Words and Smiles" and "Supercrush". "You and Me" is sweet enough to render me diabetic.
If you want to pop the cherry of somebody way younger and hotter than you, but know that this possibility would be virtually impossible without the use of rape, listen to Tiger Trap instead. You won't even have to go to jail that way, and you'll still get the twisted satisfaction of stealing the precious innocence of a little girl!
>>72675317
How the hell can that astronaut even drink? He can't remove his helmet or else he blows up. So why bother bringing a fucking drink? That's pretty stupid. And boils my blood for some reason.
>>72675347
To crack open a cold one with teh boys
>>72675346
>this was deleted from the album page
finally
L "Y" J The Most Blunted
L "Y" J more like L "Y" GAY
>>72675892
We did it RYM
All that's left to do now is remove Japania
>>72675347
Actually you can take your helmet off in space just fine as long as you put it back on soon enough.
Test pilots in vacuums have lost their helmets before and they had the strange sensation of all the moisture being sucked from their skin and not being able to breath of course, but they definitely didn't explode. If the astronaut took it off and took a sip and put it back on again he'd be fine.
Nigga Like Trump
god, this picture is depressing
https://rateyourmusic.com/~Eskahndor
Rec me some Metal!
http://rateyourmusic.com/~kevinsweg
http://rateyourmusic.com/~kevinsweg
http://rateyourmusic.com/~kevinsweg
http://rateyourmusic.com/~kevinsweg
Add me, Rec me, r8 me
http://rateyourmusic.com/~kanaberal
>>72678001
Only if you add me first
pleb here, add me bb
how the fuck do i set a profile picture
https://rateyourmusic.com/~krumpbattle
when the FUCK is sonemic LAUNCHING
rp me on ~dugnad
the ultimate red flag
http://rateyourmusic.com/~Kankato
I hate having work this early in the morning.
>>72678161
Done
>>72675317
r8 dis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyw8veJx_4Y
http://rateyourmusic.com/~asadv
r8 me
https://rateyourmusic.com/~jmarvin_
f i n a l s - _ -
>>72682157
10/10
https://rateyourmusic.com/~NoteLord
judge my taste plebs
>>72680435
Haha this sounds like Witcher music Awesome this is going into my Dnd playlist Thx
>>72682499
LOL i literally got a 100% on all of my finals and i didnt even study, my engli8sh professor called me a prodigy
/daily/ is making fun of us again
>mfw bought two joy division shirts for unknown pleasures and closer respectively
why didn't i do this ages ago
>>72683268
i cant find any shirts that fit me aanymoar so i go shirtless like iz kamakawiwo"ole
>>72683190
they all have cancer taste so it doesn't matter
>>72683333
quads confirm
hello everyone. i am on the gay man wbesite, i am looking for friends.
https://rateyourmusic.com/~soups
>>72683333
Unlike all the people that posted their accounts in this thread?
>>72683816
i dont :3
>>72683190
/daily/ is only just listening to albums we all heard 3 years ago again
https://rateyourmusic.com/~lad
lol fuck
https://rateyourmusic.com/~retr0andrew
https://rateyourmusic.com/~croquet
the parallels between campus/youth politics and havel's post-totalitarianism..
>/daily/ is bottomfeeding us again
>>72684058
link?
>>72684058
I didn't know you guys were also into sondre lerche? which of his records is your favorite? have you seen him live? what do you think of his new record? I love it
>>72684370
>>72684424
kill yourself
>>72684370
>Steve Bannon is sippin' tea in yo hood
>>72684424
literally no one likes him but you
wtf is this? https://rateyourmusic.com/~ChrisPC
Can someone redpill me on samred? I've been droning for quite some time now...
>>72684596
he is dying
>>72684596
mother of god
any /classical/ autists worth following on rym?
>>72686076
~riceshoes
>>72686076
~docperkins
ignore boldfaure, this guy knows way more about classical than he does
>>72686327
no u
>>72686327
Why don't you have this rated?
https://rateyourmusic.com/release/album/pinkamena_party/lets_buck_shit_up_/
>>72686346
This, boldfaure is a hack fraud and daddyperkins could easily beat the shit out of him(or any of us) in real life.
>>72686721
im only on the first song and this is F*******CKING STRAIGHNT UP AWESOMESAUCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!IT JUST MAKES ME WANNA BUCK SHIT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (like the title saids) THIS IS SO GOING ON MAH sansa clip w00t
>>72686346
>>72686743
boldcuck numale positive faggot
teh
https://rateyourmusic.com/~a_e_i_o_u
>>72684596
retard
>>72687035
why did I laugh at that comic
what's wrong with me
>rym
lmao
>>72689275
gaily theo fucking positive faggot normie cuck enabler
AntiWarhol And Carbonado Sitting In A Tree....
>>72690262
D R O N I N G!
tfw propping up several scenes single-handedly on RYM, waiting years for the drones to arrive
>>72690802
me but on glitchwave
>April 2016 edition
Isn't that the date when Sonemic was supposed to be released?
>>72691055
I guess that just goes to show that Sonemic will NEVER lunch
>>72691055
2015*
>>72683977
why did you copy zdarlighter's profile picture?
https://rateyourmusic.com/~todestrieb
>tfw the titans and ploymaths are fading into obscurity
>tfw neo-rym is real
I want to go back lads
>>72691239
what titans are fading?
what's with the influx of overtly faggy wannabe avant teen males on RYM like BishopBoy, candysezra, or BrotherScrotum
>>72691330
they all have shit taste
>>72691478
Not me sorry Im Awesome Im Awsesome
>>72691330
BrotherScrotum, what's this guy's deal? I feel like he's trying to appeal to both the normie and avant crowd. It doesn't really work.
>>72691223
edgy taste
who is currently at the vanguard of ploymathery/avanthood on RYM now that the major titans of yore (AntiWarhol, crosshatches, etc.) have faded from glory?
>>72691627
thanks it's not easy
>>72691620
I read a review he did for something his brother was a part of or so he says
it was pretty cringey
>>72691643
No one. RYM is just Tumblr 2.0 now, there is no one worth droning anymore.
>>72691643
~riceshoes (me)
>>72691216
am I supposed to know who that is
>the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "it's actually impossible for any two users to have the same profile picture by chance. you imbecile. you fucking moron"
I want to fuck Riceshoes' cute boypussy!
>>72691834
i actually think many profiles are worth following (pabanks)
>>72691878
such as?
>>72691892
doru, anbasement, exitsense, probably 100 more
>>72692037
>anbasement
https://rateyourmusic.com/collection/AnBasement/r5.0
you call this shit avant?
>>72692060
People are often afraid of what they do not understand.
>>72692060
no, click on the albums he adds
>>72692316
so? he's a moderator
>>72691620
https://rateyourmusic.com/~_freebobbyshmurda
https://rateyourmusic.com/~detrimentalanesthesia
https://rateyourmusic.com/~savagebear
the new tryhard generation is upon us
>>72692546
Oh i think you forgot this one:
https://rateyourmusic.com/~riceshoes
No worries though
redpill me on riceshoes
do you guys just tolerate him or
>>72691643
L "Y" J's account, AKA the GOAT.
>>72692572
no you're not that important yet
>>72692602
i just Broke my record of my longest time holding my hand up to a stovetop set to medium-high: 32 seconds
i could have probably do it for a couple seconds longer but i was distracted my last attempt by the big game on my new 22 inch Plasma screen TV, they dropped the ball and i was all like COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! REALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS THE BIG GAME ADN YOU GUYS ARE DOING THIS CR*P!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Low: 1:63 seconds
Low-Medium: 2:07 seconds weirdly enough
Medium: 1:01 seconds
Medium-High: 0:32 seconds (this is when mine starts to get HOT)
High: Havent attempted yet, im learning the patterns for Medium-high before i go for a high heat run
>>72692951
Not true by the way (i have the most ratings on glitchwave)
>>72678161
>http://rateyourmusic.com/~kanaberal
Why no 5's?
>>72692572
So much effort all for a troll account
>>72692976
congrats faggot
your future boyfriend will be proud of you
>>72693133
>
You, my good sir, are a fail troll
>>72693156
Well my girlfriend is proud of me :3c she said to REWARD me for my valiant efforts, that she was going to , and I quote,
"suck your cock until i have removed every unborn child you got in you" O_o
>>72693162
Crazy Frog a 5 and Narkopop a 0.5? Troll.
>>72693213
>d
She even put my glitchwave profile on her redrgirator
>>72693213
you're a fag
>>72693237
why even respond
>>72693222
You still remember what crazy frog is, i bet you nobody will remember what narkopop is in two years time Even i had to go and google that name i forget it so hard
>>72693237
>p
Please do not use the f slur, come on, its seriously not cool
>>72693306
>Please do not use the f slur, come on, its seriously not cool
what do you think of gay people using the f slur? isn't that allowed?
>>72693425
Its kool
rp me on why crosshatches left
what are you thoughts on women
>>72693798
Are you doing like a riceshoes bit right now
rateyourbooks when
>>72693306
>Judging an album on how many people remember it
Well that explains your taste in music
>>72693812
whats riceshoes. im sorry.
>>72693863
i like to listen to whats on the Radio .-.
Lol i dont have to like impress any one with my music tate i Already have a girlfriend, i already reach the end point
>>72693869
Me
>>72693913
>i Already have a girlfriend
sorry for judging you based senpai
>>72693913
lets extend the olive branch :D
sometimes i listen to beach hosue with my girlfriend, we dont have sex or anything. we just talk. its sort of awesome, i can understand why other guys who listen to music get jealous when i say i have a girlfriend.
>>72693942
Its Okay I forgive you Lets be friends!!
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>>72693945
What does that mean. What olive branch Are you on drugs right now :?
>>72693960
wow ive done EXACTLY that .. O_O Im not even joking here , we Cuddled [ :3c ]
Have u tapped my Blackberry or sumting? woot woot get root
Error: Our system thinks your post is spam.
>>72693913
I have a gf too and she's not a pleb :~)
>>72694014
no. I want to be firends with riceshoes online. i want to learn from riceshoes too.
>>72691834
>there is no one worth dron--
https://rateyourmusic.com/~donaldjhiggins
>>72694036
nice!! job!! getting!! a!! girlfirend!! Were so much better then everyone else here, huh?and i can assure YOU that my Girlfriend aint no Froob either , She has a NES collection of OVAR 700 games!! Plus plenty of other games for a bunch of OTHER stuff too :D She even has a MGS VR missions gold plated water gun There are only less then two dozen in the HOLE ENTIRE WORLD, and she makes her own home - brew games for the Nintendo ES And her taste in games is Bon appetite Hahahhhaha I love my girlfriend so much!!!!!!!
>>72694043
i push everyone that gets close to me away , you wouldnt want to be a friend of mine
i pee my bed several times every night and i dont know how to make it stop , not even diapers help because my emissions are so extreme that the extra strenght diapers i wear cannot hold all of the urine and starts to a leaking
all i do all day is play roblox, it is fun
>>72694166
o.o sorry dude...
i like roblox but i am still inside noobdom.
>>72694266
im REALLY into Noobdom (switch here)
a year ago EtInArcadiaEgo was leading the /rym/ renaissance with an unprecedented level of banter and witticisms (t. embryo, anyone?)
nowadays all we have is the tired irony of riceshoes. what went wrong?
>>72695645
A year from now youll be CRYING KICKING AND SCREAMING [2005 full movie] for ME to come back after i commit social suicide in order to cemate my place into rym history , practically begging me to come back home, Every thread their be someone posting stuff like "i wish my riceshoes was here" and "riceshoes big bellah lol" and "GET IN MAH BELLAH - riceshoes" so chew on that for a Bit
Moral of this post: the grass is always greener on the other side
Alt. moral of this post: Be careful what you wish for
Tagline: The trouble with clones...
>>72695746
t. zygote
>>72695645
shut up jeremy
>>72695754
>>72695754
You know they say ppl often fear what they cannot understand, a wise man (my father) said that to me once
>>72695645
arcadia and lewis left and went back to /tv/, people still talk about them in the /lbg/ threads there
>>72695773
I am Nostalgia Critic I Remember It So You Don't Have To ;)
>>72695894
i wasn't talking to you
>>72695959
Ok? and i care why?
>>72696015
why did you reply if i wasn't talking to you?
>>72696059
U talking to me? Well im the only one standing here so you gotta be talking to me (+100 interwebz points to whoever can name the movie)
Why does everyone on rym hate me
>>72696164
cuz ur a cunt
>>72696399
How.can you explain in further detail.im trying to improve myself as a person so it would be very useful (not a joke?
>>72696421
you could start by not drenching your posts with 50 layers of sub-irony for once. be sincere, dammit
Am i the only one who thinks the new site is going to bomb hard?
>>72696471
It'll be just like last.fm all over again.
>>72696421
no
[also why didn't i get a (You) in your post reee]