>10 days from graduating from college as a virgin What's

at least you make up for your sexual experience with more music knowledge than your peers

>>72672861
I am probably only in the top 10 most patrician people I know because I fucked up and got too involved in my college's music scene so I barely have that rip

radiohead sounds perfect for you

>>72673141
I said I was a virgin not that I couldn't make eye contact with cashiers

nick drake
xasthur

>>72673257
I can't make eye contact with cashiers because my wife died last year and I never want to love or even know another person ever again.

but at least I got fucked in college you smarmy cunt.
looks like you'll die a wizard :)

>>72672913
guarantee you that your taste is shit and that you probably cant even play any instrument either

Bumping, because even with the virginity thing left behind, I'm still constantly lagging behind all my peers

>>72673310
My taste is alright and I play alto saxophone and some piano

Why are you bullying me in a thread that makes it clear I'm emotionally fragile cmon man
>>72673300
For what its worth I liked your new album Phil

>>72673348
bragging about your le patricianness is grounds to get shat on

also stop playing the saxophone I don't want my instrument to associated with virgin autists

>>72673400
First anon to post made a tongue in cheek comment and I responded in kind, go somewhere else to be a jerk

>>72673427
>be op
>come to 4chan
>get made fun of
>"oh gee how could this have happened pls stop :^("

may I suggest you

get fucked

>>72673141
Radiohead is garbage.

>>72673457
Not an argument.

>>72673476
you're right it's not an argument I'm just mocking you now

>>72673496
You're not doing a good job at it step it up senpai

Reminder this thread was built on self deprecation

>>72673518
look bud you can't complain about being emotionally fragile and ask people to stop bullying you and then pretend that it doesn't bother you in the same thread

sorry you suck so much

>>72673587
You need a refresher course in irony
Maybe spend a few days in >>>/s4s/

>>72673601
alright here let's make a deal, I'll keep my crappy sense of irony and you keep your virginity

cool?

>>72673310
>you probably cant even play any instrument either
Who gives a shit? That's such a dull, stupid thing to be an elitist about.

listen to anime ost and take the 2D pill

>>72673659
>being elitist about playing an instrument on a music board is stupid

t. brainlet non-musician

>>72673659
>claims to be "into" music
>cant play any instrument
>never makes any music
>doesnt know how music works
>treats music like a soulless product he can only consume and never interact with

holy shit how pathetic can you get, fucking normalfag

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Especially this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIitQNXVgb8

>>72673711
>>72673718
Do you apply this reasoning to other art forms? Just wondering.

>>72673750
>HURR DURR YOU DONT HAVE TO MAKE ART TO CRITIQUE IT

please do everybody a favor and fuck off you emberassing consumerist garbage trash

>>72673659
how much of a boring vapid fuck do you have to be to think its "stupid" to play an instrument if you claim to like music

>>72673759
Nice one.

>>72673795
Your reading comprehension is awful. Please enroll in a remedial course soon.

>>72673729
It fucking pisses me off how good that album is and how accurate that is for this thread because the main dude in that band has such an ugly punchable face, for me to be on that level that he is at makes me feel even more insignificant than I already do

You guys are ruining my shitty thread with your inability to communicate
>>72673729
This band hurts to listen to because I got into them right before I started college and was so hopeful about how much better at girls I'd get

Still a great song though

>>72673843
From interviews, Dylan seems like either one of the most socially awkward guys I've ever seen or the "nice douchebag" kind of guy where he can be fun to be around but could also be really annoying and condescending. But lol.
>>72673859
Pattern Walks probably fits a bit better then.

in summary OP has no sense of self pride thus leading to him graduating a virgin and arguing with a random anon

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>>72673824
>>72673798
>>72673750
>>72673659

>>72672828
HOW TO GET LAID THE EASY WAY:

>Step 1: Find a girl you find attractive.
>Step 2: Ask if she wants to go out for drinks.
>Step 3: Don't be an autistic NEET.
>Step 4: Get her drunk.
>Step 5: Ask if she wants to come hang out at your place.
>Step 6: If she says yes, bring her home, put on a movie or whatever, put your arm around her and start making out.
>Step 7: Lose your virginity.

It's literally that simple.

>>72674035
>>Step 3: Don't be an autistic NEET.
What do I do if I already fucked this step up?

>>72673759
>emberassing

>>72674053
see >>72673997

>>72674035
>>Step 5: Ask if she wants to come hang out at your place.

I have always fucked up around this step and either been too drunk or too scared to initiate

oh well

>>72674035
HOW TO GET LAID THE EASY WAY: REVISED

>Step 1: Find a girl you find attractive.
>Step 2: Ask if she wants to go out for drinks.
>Step 3: get turned down because you're ugly

repeat ad nauseum

>>72672828
how do you not fuck at least one girl before graduating lol? i fucked 3 girls the first weekend of uni

>>72675207
I have stupid high standards that I can't seem to get past so I just don't really do anything with girls who are interested in me

Girls I'm interested in I can only flirt with while drunk and inevitably I drop the ball by being sober and timid or too drunk and offputting

When a girl I like starts showing signs she likes me its like a switch goes off in my head to make me as autistic as possible until she's no longer into me

I am genetically destined to not reproduce i guess oh well I'll just be the next Newton

>>72673457
>>72673476
>>72673496
>>72673518
>>72673587
>>72673601
>>72673629


Grow the fuck up, kids.

>>72672828
Nick Drake died a virgin at 26. His music is perfect for you.

>>72673759

You had better be a world class painter, actor/director, musician, my dude.

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>>72672777

thats my life

>>72673348
>bullying
kil yourself niggerboy

>>72675462
trying too hard

>>72675207
you are truly disgusting
that is just repulsive and inhuman
you should have been castrated at birth, it would have forced you to develop into a respectable person

>>72673659
>That's such a dull, stupid thing to be an elitist about.

No it isn't lmao. I will unapologetically shit on someone who is an utterly mediocre player yet has no intentions of trying to improve themselves.

I haven't studied or worked a day in 4 years. Haven't touched a girl intimately in 6.

At a point apathy becomes everything.

Music helps

It's okay anon, everyone has their own pace.

>tfw just watch cartoons, play video games, listen to music and watch 80s slashers all the time
never thought id be this much of a fucking failure/manchild

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ij99dud8-0A

21yo, one more year of college, virgin, practically know no girls, fml

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHxDhPrVqgc&t=1s
just go about your business and not give a fuck

>>72672828
>>>/b/