Let's troll Maynard

go away maynard

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good plan

why would i buy two copies of a shitty album so that some pretentious manchild can make more half-baked shitty albums?

Because he is such a prick. He knows everyone will just pirate it and they wont make any money off it. He wants this. He is tired of touring, etc. So in return for his apathy toward his celebrity, we force him to continue. Its the worst possible thing that can be done to him. Dont you see?

>>72668332
You've found me out.

I don't get it. /mu/ shits in tool all the time. Does anybody have a better plan to fuck with maynard? I thought this would be quite poetic.

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I believe we should all purchase two bottles of wine from Maynard's Caduceus vineyards, and then enjoy them while reading his book. It's really the only logical course of action here.

>>72668294
I saw APC live recently. He stayed in the background behind the smoke and light show doing excessive stretches and jerking shake weights off on his face.

His voice was fucking incredible though, especially on The Noose and The Hollow.

if he said something nice about grimes that would really add years to his life

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He's been busy working on his signature gun so there won't be any new Tool music for a while.

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>>72671146
It's going to be called the Omen Vicarious and it's going to be sold exclusively at Walmart.

I shit you not, look it up.

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>>72671180

>>72668294
>ha lets troll this man by giving him money!
genius

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>>72671193

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>>72671211

>>72671146
wtf i love maynard now

>>72671235
>>72671211
>>72671193
>>72671180
stop making me dislike Tool they got me into music

Isn't Maynard not really involved in the writing of Tool's music? If you look at their liner notes most songs are credited to "Jones/Carey."

>>72671267
>make money
>fuck bitches
>shoot niggers from a mile away
hellz yea
>>72671276
cry hard numale cuck lmao

>>72671303
I do like the gun just the way he stands in all the pictures

>>72671146
>>72671180
>>72671193
>>72671211
>>72671235

ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>>72668366
/thread

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Tool rocks! Maynard gets hot chics.

>>72671303
you know he probably has a kill count on his refrigerator

>>72671279
maynard just puts his stupid fucking DUDE U R THE UNIVERSE LMAO lyrics over the top. the music is all jones

>>72671361
>my feet hurt

>>72671361
>chic
lol

>>72671361
Why does Maynard dresses like Michael Gira?

>>72669699
>I saw APC live recently. He stayed in the background behind the smoke and light show doing excessive stretches and jerking shake weights off on his face.
>His voice was fucking incredible though, especially on The Noose and The Hollow.
Good acid

>>72671369
They are the greatest modern band. The music is awesome and it doesn't matter what he is saying it's how he is saying it.

>>72672243
Puscifer ripped off one of Gira's songs. Ripping off his outfit too

>>72671146
Isn't he a massive leftie?

>>72672541
his godlike talent makes me hate him all the more

>>72669594
underrated post

>>72672857
what song?

>>72669699

I've been listening to some sporadic clips from the current perfect circle shows and he sounds really good in them.

>>72673126
give

mean man keenan.

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>>72672971
You don't know about Trump's right wing death squads?!?!

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

>>72674350

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9cJCR-RLX8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKCMw9AaJv0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHtxMHrqWfE

last one is a 4k clip of most of a festival set, he murders it during the first song

>>72673037
Trekka rips off Everything At Once

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3xKELIUo-M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HK1khN5d9RY

>>72668294
>implaying that vaporware tool album will even surface within the next decade

>>72671146
>>72671180
He's been friends with Ted Nugent, so that kinda doesn't surprise me all that much desu.

>>72668294
I can probably beat him in a fight. I don't like his nasaly voice. He's just asking to be bullied.

>>72671276
Why would this make you dislike them

>>72676227
If you think Maynard's voice is "nasaly" then you must have never heard Trent Reznor (especially live).

>>72676970
He sings like a bitch.

>>72668294
his hair looks awful
is it supposed to be stylish? because it triggers the fuck out of me and i just want to grab a buzzer and shave it

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>>72668294

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>>72676970
>Maynard
>Trent

So why exactly nothing ever became of their would-be Tapeworm project/band/whatever? Two egotrips that big can't be productive together? Or couldn't they even agree on how to split the profits revenue from whatever would be released?

>>72678723
http://www.mtv.com/news/2696526/maynard-james-keenan-podcast-matt-pinfield-tapeworm/
>With my huge ego coming to the table, and everybody else’s ego coming to the table, that really polluted the project.

Sounds about right

>>72678825
For completeness' sake, here's Trent's take on it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5VN4MGhf8M