ITT: Poorly but accurately describe each track on an album

>>72666551
ladies and gentlemen?

itaots

>>72666551
Rated R?

>druggie rambling about lesbians
>cock rock
>dude guitar riffs lmao
>melacholy af
>alpha af
>taco bell
>prog rock
>Cap'n Crunch
>for the soul
>obsessive love song
>tastebuds
>dont worry about it
>hit me
>druggie rambling about chairs
>quiet druggie rambling about a girl
>tfw sick
>beatles cover
>cock rock #2
>isolation
>druggie blues
>a member of the human species who happens to be of female sex fornicates with me
>food
>alpha

>dude drugs

You'll never guess it.

>I fucking hate Jews
>look at those fags
>I can't be arsed
>not an apple
>let's rip that guy off
>let's throw our doggy a bone
>I fucking hate those people, let's write a song about it

>uh, this song exists, I guess
>and this one too
>tfw no gf anymore
>DUDE
>DRUGS
>LMAO
>250,000

>>72666551
Hard mode:

angry but about loneliness
scared angels
humans are animals
bend over and take it
anglos mistranslated this song's title
angery filler
spoopy horror movie beats
quiet album song
throwback to debut album
rhymes with first song
it's the one with loony tunes sfx samples
creepy cover of depeche mode

>>72666876
Dopesmoker

ez one
>death metal bagpipes
>dude shouting lmao
>trippy percussionists invade festival
>pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa *laughing* wtf is this... fRREEEdoMMM
>dozen of druggies trying to sing over the same three fucking guitar chords and just on point drumming
>screaming chicken and chicks
>was recorded during a savage storm
>crazy noisy guitar solo spoken word

>>72667071
sehnsucht

>15 minutes of drone metal
>27 minutes of drone metal
>30 minutes of drone metal

>>72667382
Damn dude, you're good

>no one's favorite song on the album part
>3 minutes of the same acoustic riff, barking and a too long open section of nothing, then a really long guitar solo
>best song on the album
>slow start but the rest is
> no one's favorite song in the album part 2

>>72668116
Part 1*
The rest is ok*

>>72666784
Correct, sorry for late reply

>>72668116
ITCOTCK

>>72666839
Ween - The Pod

>>72667121
Cromagnon - Orgasm

Album N. 1
>HOLY SHIT LOUD NOISES, WHAT THE FUCK THERE ARE AIRPLANES UP IN THIS BITCH WHAT, WE STARTED AND I DUNNO WHAT'S GOING ON
>Guess someone was born, or something
>Oh shit, this is where it begins
>It's a track that gets over-looked due to the next track
>over-played but really good
>4chan's theme
>STOP BOMBARDING US YOU TWATS
>Spoopy
>I WANT TO FUCK WOMEN
>Holy shit, I should thrash my room like that
>It's my relationships in a nut shell
>Shit is gonna get pretty dark from here
>HERE COMES THE RIFF BOIS
>Spoopy part 2
>Saddest song up in this bitch
>No idea why people call this filler
>Ditto for this too, they're emotional filled tracks
>You think being comfy is good?
>Calm before the storm
>Hold on f.a.m, what the fuck, did we replay the album or what
>OH FUCK, HE MADE NAZIS
>NAZIS AND CREEPY SHIT
>This could have been so easily part of the track before, but it's k i guess
>THE RIFF RETURNS AND OH MY GOD, HOLY SHIT WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCK OF FUCKNESS IS EVEN GOING ON RIGHT NOW, WHY IS THIS NIGGA DOING ALL THESE VOICES WHAT
>We comfy now again

>tfw no asian gf
>barnyard word salad
>gimme those sleeping pills
>i don't remember the 60s that well
>making fun of hippies
>i've been working on the railroad but grimdark
>melodramatic piano dirge
>sea shanty
>desktop war
>shit dude what if we write an entire song around this one nonsense pun
>bitter breakup song that's too personal for them to ever play live again
>christmas time cuck blues
>egomaniac rant
>what if we make a song with sad breakup lyrics but make it sound happy, how original. no one's done this before for sure. good thing it's a a first-class banger
>using a comb to remove tight shoes
>ok now let's write this song but all of the lyrics have to be repurposed cliches
>my friend gave me this motivational tape for my birthday, let's sample it on the bridge
>surprise we're fucking commies

>God these guys are assholes
>Most popular song
>I'm better than you
>Welcome to our restaurant
>Takeover
>Drugs
>Instrumental
>Drink bleach and die
>I got cash
>Instrumental
>I still got cash
>Worst track
>Bad breath
>Singing
>I'm a hustler
>I'm weird
>That cheating bitch....
>Sex song
>Instrumental
>very specific syntax.
>Stevie sample
>Best album closer ever

>Autistic dude picks up a chick at an amusement park
>Vampire kills the girl he loves
>Autistic dude doesn't fit in well in a social setting
>Guy leaves behind poem before killing himself
>instrumental
>Seafaring man begs for forgiveness, gets denied

>>72669746
The wall

>lament about the lack of depth in social interactions and the need to stay at certain, fast, tempo
>musings about sinking things and finding one another
>frustration with being confused, desire for isolation
>anxieties about anti-depressions ruining the artists creative process
>mental estrangement due to (assuredly) the use of psychedelics
>staying with loved ones, changing your frequency to a happier one
>bitter regrets about naivete and falling in love too quickly
>lesbians, calling a girl an unusual insult
>a decorative russian ornament' s fascination with a mythical, cuddly beast
>juvenile, sensual endeavours a transsexual black man
>self castration, feminine abuse
>victorious photographic emergence from an otherwise bleak album

>>72669998
Def Leppard - Pyromania

>>72669982
spiderland

>>72668116
Animals

>>72670031
Wrong

>>72669998
Woa i made a lot of typos in this post
I meant to say anti-depressants and (assumedly) not (assuredly)

>basically what you'd get with a junkyard and a really large magnet
>tfw no gf
>lol fuck god
>lol fuck society
>lol fuck me
>70s guitar solo
>robot jox
>don't tell me how i feel, mom
>raep
>crystal japan
>verbs
>scary robot noises
>the part where he kills himself
>tfw johnny cash steals your song

>literally the best intro the band has ever done
>interesting story about a femme fatale
>the band's most popular song, and its just twerk rap
>has the best guest verse on the album
>10/10 song
>most hated song on the album, but I like it
>comfy
>"hey, wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?"
>cool take on thug culture in hip hop
>the music video for this song is hilarious
>best song on the album, and in the top 3 best songs the band has done
>this chorus is fucking amazing
>would have been a great closer for the album
>literally why

if you fucks dont get this im telling mom

>>72670221
>>tfw johnny cash steals your song
you just made this way too easy

>>72669590
yeah

>>72669747
I really wanna know this album

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>computer beeps with an actual instrument thrown in during the verse
>LOUD DISTORTED GUITAR
>emotional song about not getting the chicks you want because they're already taken or smth
>bleep blap drums with harp-plucked guitars
>squarewave synths
>campfire song
>left and right channels holy fuck
>more minimalism, sounds like guitar plectrum is about to snap in half
>lead singer does his best Ian Curtis impression
>piano ballad but with distortion

>>72670243
Clppng by Clipping

>>72670406
yes

>>72669746
kek

>intro skit with police sirens
>hotline bling, but betters
>pumped up kicks
>industrial hiphop but with synths and a dead bird
>funkalicious
>the song literally everybody on the planet knows the band for
>police siren synths, best song from the band imo
>"let's do the same minimalist instrumental with droning synths as we have been since we started"
>handclap rhythm with some pretty sick bars
>lots of people repeatedly tell us they're lonely while some jamaican dude mumbles
>singer sounds like he's out of breath
>catchy dancepop tune, gril sings
>spoken word sample
>actual choir sings with the lead
>bass-heavy choir track

>>72669938
Madvillainy

>dude the beach boys lmao
>longest song, it's about technology or something
>dude technology is ruining us lmao
>catchy chorus with a surf rock riff
>indian music but, like, with some metal riffs
>my gf left me and I'm gonna kill myself
>it's about some jewish shit or whatever
>like the third track but kinda boring
>it's about lust I guess? idunno
>dude drugs lmao but actually a fantastic closer

>>72670324
different anon, pretty sure it's Lincoln by TMBG

>>72668116
Boris - Flood
one extra song but this makes so much fucking sense

>>72670519
I wanna know this one, sounds good

>>72670558
>>72670604
This one too

>salesmen lmao
>I don't like religion
>basically an instrumental
>people are different
>realizing maturity
>tech makes us short-sighted and nature is pretty cool

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>>72670519
demon days

>>72667562
kek

>>72670392
>>computer beeps with an actual instrument thrown in during the verse
Something tells me this is a Radiohead album. Kid A?

The only Radiohead song I've ever listened to is the first track off of Kid A, and I turned it off 5 seconds in because I got bored, but I heard some bleeps and bloops so I'm assuming that this is Kid A.

>my family is dead
>momma's boy 4 life
>my family is dead
>I once fucked a young girl
>my dad's friend's wife is dead
>other people's families are dead
>daddy's boy 4 life
>loop zoop
>someone on the news is dead
>my friend is dead
>shit, I need another song

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>>72670725
in rainbows actually

>repeated phrases, electronic screaming
>something about cherry curls
>bragging loudly
>glitchy beat, spoken word
>bjork having an orgasm
>ASMR
>insane drumming, french word
>shitty stripper

>the introduction to the album is relatively calm and peaceful, which suddenly gives way to a lengthy, chaotic hard rock mostly-instrumental which incorporates instruments found in more sophisticated genres than rock
>afterwards is a relaxing vocal piece
>followed by an emotional Mellotron-driven piece with dramatic vocals and odd effects, concluding side one
>side two begins with a mostly-instrumental piece strongly influenced by improvisational jazz, which is good but mainly notable for the anticipation for the title track (the fifth and final track) and the fantastic transition into it
>the final track, which shares its name with the album, is a strong contender (along with the first track) as the greatest track on the album, a culmination of all the themes present in the preceding four tracks

>>72670797
it COCK

>>72670820
It's actually Larks' Tongues in Aspic sans Easy Money. :^)

>>72670797
wtf these descriptions aren't poor

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>>72670788
Holly Herndon - Platform
>>72670221
that one nine inch nails record everyone's grandpa owns

>>72670877
Nope on platform.

>>72670788
deaf grapes negroes en route to la luna

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>>72670895
Yup

>you have never amounted to anything and never will. the only thing in your future is pain and misery. fuck you.
>incoherent screaming about violence, almost a dancefloor hit. remixed recently
>low-energy irritating buzzing synths, incoherent angry mumbling
>AIDS, child abuse, rape
>you self-harm? fuck you. it's not an indicator of a serious problem you're just whining for attention asshole.
>unmemorable industrial synths, this time with shouting in a language they don't even know

>>72670934
Their best album

>>72666551
>waking up on the sabbath gripped with paranoia
>white boi in da wrong neighborhood
>a slut with shitty moral values
>a slut with kinky moral values
>white kids looking for drugs
>basically every john hughes movie
>dude drugs lmao
>a slut with shitty moral values
>tai-chi man gets a hard on for a german chick
>lol idk
>an poem for a teacher that tai-chi man has a hard on for

>>72670961
Poor interpretation of bird seed

>spooky british man talks about walls
>trve kvlt singing then bass
>very spooky droning

>>72670531
Winner!

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>>72668116
The last two minutes of Sheep

>friends suck
>some of us are better inebriated than others
>tatatatatatouch me
>oneitis
>love changes you
>fuck selling out
>fuck year bongos
>someone repeatedly pressing a piano key
>fuck year uplifting harmonies

>>72670966
anyone? this is easy if you actually think about it

>>72670519
Demon Days

>meme
>singer raps
>fast and funky
>meme
>what the fuck is that solo?
>what's wrong with your face?
>white people are evil
>my Joy Division impression

>waahh bad childhood
>waahh bad childhood
>DUDE I WANNA FUCK A KID LMAO
>DUDE YOUR BAD CHILDHOOD LMAO
>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMPBRRRRRRRRRRRMP
>best song on the album
>DUDE MASTURBATION LMAO
>DUDE THIS SONG WONT END LMAO
>DUDE FORGETTABLE LMAO
>DUDE WE FORGOT TO NAME THIS ONE LMAO
>DUDE VAGUENESS LMAO

>>72670966
>>72671335
this shit is bananas
b a n a n a s

>>72671391
ding ding ding

>>72671374
conversing craniums

>>>72671384
In The Aeroplave Over the Sea- Neutral Milk Hotel

>>72671728
nein, more modern

>heavily distorted proto-punk
>poem on one side music on the other
>some chick walking around naked
>haha get it cum
>same as 1st song
>17 minutes of ding dong sucking

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>guise use a voice distorter that's cool right guise
>6 minute flute solo
>timpanis, crescendos, and emotions
>*deletes track*
>AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>72671832
>17 minutes of ding dong sucking
this one just makes it too obvious

>Dude I'm a sailor yarrr harrr
>it's time to get creepy and put those hands together
>disney cartoon villain song
>60's spy thriller
>dude I'm drunk lmao
>dude the blues lmao
>lets get a bit eerie now
>sadness
>CRY FOR ME
>time for fucking dracula to come in
>cowboy bebop
>Bukowski
>i'll play the guitar while you hit the pots and pans
>COOKIE MONSTER
>dude keith richards lmao
>I used to do jazz remember
>Time for some 80's soft rock
>my throat is tired I'm gonna need a break
>ok breaks over time to blow your socks off with my voice and then send in a fucking new orleans parade to finish this off

>that nic cage movie
>a spaceship in america
>some female
>some male
>another female
>the one everyone remembers
>t-shirt model

>>72671988
Rain Dogs

>I got so lucky with my girlfriend YAAA HAAA
>spoken word spiel about crazy girlfriend killing a fish
>teenage lust for some mythologized sexual being
>same theme about sexual relations with divinity
>religion makes life so boring and ruins everything etc
>apparently this about the artist sexually/sarcastically taking some innocent/tormented youth into his care
>dragon rape
>another song about playful, religion themed sex
>doing cocaine with somebody else's "reggae woman"
>one of my favs on the album..its just the artist singing about a demonic, draining lover who he is tired of
>phone drama with someones sister
>I wish I could help you you're so distant blah blah
>my childhood was an isolated intellectual mess, and then the song finishes with an offsetting statement about the evils of religion (still an amazing song)

...Anonymous
05/08/17(Mon)22:38:04 No.72672262
>dude fuck Donald Trump
>dude fuck the entertainment industry
>dude we fucked ourselves
>dude fuck that bird
>dude fuck Hollywood
>dude fuck alcoholism
>dude god hates us
>dude kiss me
>dude fuck both sides of the argument
>dude fuck Spotify
>dude fuck getting old
>dude actually don't fuck anything it doesn't matter anyway

>>72672341
I really want to know what this is

>im back baby
>im mad baby
>im god baby
>im a slave baby
>im an alcoholic baby
>im back in it baby
>im bleeding baby
>im guilt-ridden baby
>im high baby
>im just falling in love baby

> haha this album is the same as the last one - nevermind. we've just been listening to steve reich
> haha you bought a shitty record and your turntable sucks - nevermind, you're dancing to an acid sci-fi b-movie from india
> swoon by the chemical brothers
> the same song but with a moaning woman and angrier
> let's not put the best version of this song on the album, and just release it as a 12" in america only
> we can recycle a remix we did of meat beat manifesto, call it our own track, and no one will even care because it's that good
> look, i've got to do something with this didgeridoo and crosswalk sample
> filler
> literally the greatest song of the 90s
> did we mention we've been listening to steve reich?

>>72672533
Sorry for the late reply. I may as well give it away since no one seems to be in this thread anymore- it's False Priest by of Montreal.. fantastic album i suggest you check it out

>>72670737
Benji

>>72670558
a Say Anything album?

>>72674237
yee yee

>non-sexual metaphors about trains and giving birth. by the way we sound completely different now
>people prefer fake things
>gotta work together guys even if we hate each other
>bad guitar for two seconds followed by a mediocre song
>okay, we don't sound completely different desu
>my friends wife left him for a woman and that's brutal, but kinda funky
>we're cool as hell
>this is a song about a woman but also about God
>we're drunk as hell
>this is a song about a woman but also about God
>dude i'm having a moment of self awareness here
>fuck that my friends wife left him, love hurts

>>72670392
Really curious about this one

>>72674438
it's In Rainbows

>>72674452
In no fucking universe do the vocals on Jigsaw sound like Ian Curtis
But that explains why I wanted to listen to it so bad, I love IR

>>72674430
What is this

>the same two chords for 5 minutes
>absolute fucking downer
>the same two chords for 5 minutes
>not the reason you bought this album, but it sorta sounds like it, and it's not as good as the 22 minute version we originally came up with
>let's rip off the germans
>dude drum machines lmao
>this song is about drugs
>i just want to go an island and be by myself but i love you

>fuck me I didn't think I'd be old this fast
>dating a happy girl while you're depressed is emotional torture because she's the best thing in my life and I want to be happy to keep her but I know she'll never understand my depression or truly help me
>longest song on the album, about falling in and out of love
>aw jesus christ I'm pretty sure my friend is gonna steal my girlfriend and my family and neighbors think I'm weird ahhhh fuck it all I want them to die
>language barriers make love hard but maybe it's a metaphor for something either way we don't quite understand each other
>I miss my friend, like fuck, I don't know anything about him anymore fuck

>my brother hates his job and can't pay his bills
>i'm a possessive boyfriend
>she left me
>niggers beat me up in front of my gf
>/fa/ cries everytime
>dude surfing
>my dad's an alcoholic
>the big bang theory in song form
>dude vacations
>kissless virgin song

>>72673866
Any rap album, ever

>>72674569
Red House Painters - Down Colorful Hill

>>72674499
AMSP?

>>72674178
what album

>>72674499
Meddle

>>72670642
sleep cycle?

>dude prog rock lmao part 1
>dude prog rock lmao part 2

>>72670966
The Velvet Underground & Nico

> 1. gay sqwaking about dromedaries
> 2. fire breathing black man
> 3. what happened to infants in Auschwitz
> 4. making fun of feminism
> 5. riding me in reverse
> 6. washed up dead on a beach
> 7. annoying loud shit
> 8. dead snitches don't say much
> 9. hawaiian guitars
> 10. watersports joke / airplane taking off

>>72670558
>indian music but, like, with some metal riffs
i wish this was a genre

what album

>>72674974
Listen to Anonymous by Tomahawk.

>wooaaaahhhhhh undulating arpeggios woaaahhhhh it sounds post-apocalyptic
>more dark and depress- wait this piano sounds kinda happy now
>vocal harmonies and nothing else
>dude children singing lmao
>violas exist too
>whats this pop piano ballad doing here
>[pianist has a seizure]
>I love it when the album title is dropped in the lyrics

>nazis are bad
>how to eat a pizza
>spoopy gore imagery
>dude satan lmao
>fuck religion
>remix was better
>filler
>filler pt. 2
>third best song
>0-0-0-0-0-0-0

>>72670642
Permanent Waves

>>72670966
>There she goes again
>About a slut with shitty moral values
How retarded do you have to be?

>>72674853
Thick as a Dick

>formless noise
>more noise then song
>just fucking noise
>no noise wtf man
>still no noise
>goofy track w/ no noise
>another goofy track w/ no noise
>a final sprinkle of noise to finish it off as we delve into essentially like 3 songs merged into one
my ears hurt

>Whole super long track really only has 3 good parts but it's super worth it
>Boring, darkness before dawn. Name of the track describes it perfectly
>Old man rambling followed by beauty
>Mix of track 3 and 2

>>72666551
>pick one of my favorite albums
>start trying to think of song descriptions
>realize I barely know any lyrics and can't explain things in terms of music

fuck it, I should just go deaf and forget music

>>72675149
good time to learn desu

>>72675140
is it a merzbow

>spooky piano in odd time
>flutes and fanfare and native american civilizations
>yay the fair's here! also: crippling existential anxiety
>kid gets hit in the head, becomes part-time clown
>a paean to a little tiny flyover town
>short interlude, first of many
>siblings hate their stepmother for unknown and unjustified reasons
>a 6-second addon to the previous song
>kid travels a lot through cities, learns many things through them
>tfw your gf gets cancer
>grand/majestic musical interlude #3354
>superman should be a role model for us all
>middle american culture, woohoo!
>ANOTHER FUCKING INTSTRUMENTAL CODA REEEEE
>homosexuality in the form of a large insect
>a tribute to the dead, who would really not like to be forgotten, thank you very much
>literally just the strings part from the previous song
>sit down and reflect, shit's about to get M E L A N C H O L I C
>a song about the christian apocalypse based off of a shitty architecture pun
>like the fair song, but different and much more devout
>the last instrumental coda
>guess what motherfuckers it's a phillip glass number

>>72674718
Pretty far off, but I'm impressed how close this is.

>>72674741
No

Hint: 80s

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>>72674738

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>>72675235

>>72674430
>>72674482
U2, lol. Achtung Baby.

>>72674661
Weezer?

>>72675177
>merzbow
less noise

>not representative of album but great
>crazy, sets tone of album
>eargasm, title track
> more of same in a good way
>hidden gem ballad, anco wannabe
>anxiety
>forgotten interlude
>Mac Miller - Donald Trump
>hairy chests and record skip
>classic /mu/ meme
>dude mbdtf lmao

>>72675398
>anco wannabe
>mac miller
>/mu/ meme
>mbdtf
>all in one album
whatever it is it sounds fucking awful

> being single is the fucking bomb
> basically the last song but with madonna
> video killed the radio star in reverse
> lalalalalalalalalalala
> this isn't really a song, but we found a sample of someone saying our band's name, so we had to put it somewhere
> i must travel by air before tomorrow
> the best song on the album and no one admits it
> just a continuation of the song before it, but people are eating I guess
> we're going full french house, johnny
> time for the funk, sorry, i mean da
> my turntable sucks and all I want to do is listen to my lounge piano records
> dude foghorns lmao
> M E M E T I M E
> fuck, our drummer got deported
> sucks we nearly got sued because that flute sample completely made this song
> in case you haven't figured it out by now this fucking album is about travelling
> tfw you will never attend a party as baller as this one
> what if we removed all the drums from the song we had to remove all the flutes from

>>72675435
It's a good ass album anon

>>72675398
There's no way I could guess this, and I don't want to hear it either

>>72675465
Sufjan Stevens - The Age of Adz

>>72675023
Remix was better is throwing me

>>72675005
This sounds fantastic. Tell me anon.

>>726754
sily

>>72675437
Since I Left You

>>72675501
nico - desertshore

>>72675488
hot damn dude, you nailed describing an album poorly

how are you getting 'Mac Miller - Donald Trump'?

>>72675538
Openings to each sound similar, maybe mac sampled?

>>72675538
vesuvius was sampled in that song

>I'm moody!
>Pay me more money
>Why don't I just kill myself lmao
>I'm lonely lol
>I know who Oscar Wilde is
>If I ironically acknowledge how much of a cunt I am does that make it okay to be a cunt
>It's the 80's and people don't like gays yet :(
>Dude religion only exists to make money lmao
>KILL ME
>Fat = ugly

>>72675587
The queen is dead

>>72675598
damn that was quick

>>72675555
checked

>>72675587
It's The Queen is Dead but your "poor but accurate" greentexts are more along the poor side

>tfw your gf's cousins jump you
>the industry and being famous both suck
>idk man just make something up
>tfw too beta: the song
>we robbed a house; money changes people irreparably
>love song feat. janet jackson
>the inner city is trapping me and others like me
>life in said city really does suck, i nearly died and in fact killed a man
>song that every pleb misunderstands
>3 vignettes about life in the ghetto, all heartbreaking. fuck it, i'm going to find religion and spirituality and hope it sets me on a new path, a rebirth of me with a new vision
>really, it does. really!
>i love my city

>are you ready for some hard fucking facts?
>THE GOVERNMENT MAKES YOU SICK
>COLLEGE IS FULL OF WORTHLESS HUMANS
>YOU ARE A MACHINE
>YOU ARE A WAGEKEK
>RRAAAAAAARGH CARS
>LETS BURN RICH FOLKS
>YOU ARE A BORING HUMAN
>YEEEEEHAWWWWWWWWW
>YOUR REBELLION IS A FORM OF CONTROL PERPETUATED BY THE GOVERNMENT
>TORTURE
>SURVEILANCE
>DEATH
>APOCALYPSE

>>72675811
Good kid maad city

>my feet hurt
>(it ain't me starts playing)
>le girl is a drug
>really makes you think
>really makes you think
>really makes you think
>woodstock
>that one with the gross verse
>vaporwave ending
>AIDS
>objectively best track

>>72668116
IMO Pink Floyd's best album

>drums for days (oh yeah theres some vocals here too)
>indie folk
>im so alone
>i just fuckin died
>so this is what the afterlife is like

>>72671374
Remain in Light?

>>72676178
Laughing Stock

>>72675023
you got it

>>72671832
not really a poem desu but i see what you mean

Easy shit right here
>your life
>fox news
>buzzing
>sexy
>praying
>24K magic
>group of lions
>viral
>incomprehensible english in the chorus
>drake
>suddenly shit dadrock outta nowhere
>oy vey
>jay z
>fried chicken

>oh shit those slavs are coming
>mussolini's girlfriend
>Elvis foresaw 9/11
>PUNCH THAT ASS
>loud thumping
>he pissed his pants lol
>that Bosnian president is fucking finished
>don't even know wtf hes talking about
>donald duck voice lmao
>surprisingly normal sounding

>>72676375
NEW KUNG FU KENNY

>>72676375
Damn.

>long as shit song but good no vocals the first time you listened to it there was a very scary part which would give you goosebumps
>can't distinguish between the two below and vice versa
>can't distinguish
>can't distinguish
>best song in the album someone eating n sheit

>>72676209
nope

>>72676441
>>72676445
damn.

>the introduction is pretty damn great
>man i'm so smooth also please help my city
>my mom doesn't like me or my nicotine
>beverages dude beverages
>wahhhh sex is only good when we're high wahhhh
>LIKE IT'S A DICK
>love is pretty damn great
>you better like this song
>mumbling
>oh my god this song sucks
>let's talk about drugs
>cough
>the closing track is pretty damn great

>>72676479
Acid Rap

>>72676498
Yep

>>72666551
>I like your beard
>P. Diddy
>nursery rhyme
>Pretty Little Liars theme song dance remix
>Steve the cuck
>show me where your dick's at
>the best song on the album
>nananananana
>heard you was talkin' shit
>Pedophile
>this song is a metaphor for the artists' relationship with her producer and fame
>gold digger
>If this song dropped in 2017 it would be the artists' biggest hit

>>72675146
Lift ur fists like antennas to heaven

Relatively easy mode
>rape
>stuck up bitch
>fucking every girl you know
>sleeping like 15 years and wanting to kill yourself
>rape
>killing
>a female emperor, or someone who loves cats
>shrooms
>more killing
>rape and murder
>enjoying being abused by your girlfriend
>an old fuck partying
>instrumental with an ironic title
>male prostitution

>Let's fuck in an automobile
>I burnt down some prostitute's house
>You're fucking blind
>Some guy has no sense of direction
>Don't be a sheep
>Literally their worst song
>Michael
>Country
>Women are succubi
>You're invisible
>That song they use for the collage of the band
>Four letter word synonymous with staying in one place for a time
>Clingy as fuck
>I would rather wish death upon you more than getting a new boyfriend.

>the intro everyone likes
>french guy is really mad
>suddenly dude horns lmao
>night drive song
>*football game noises with man screaming over them*
>man really needs a beer EOEOEOEEOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEO
>obligatory filler
>Ambient out of nowhere
>*glass shatters*
>holy shit this is the greatest song ever also dude reggae lmao

>>72673866
Yeezus

>Dude I'm so popular and successful
>EVERYONE'S OUT TO GET ME
>when will i get paid
>quickly traveling within my city along with companions
>Dude I'm so popular and successful but I can be even more popular and successful
>I'll make you famous if you let me fuck
>Dude I'm like some sort of diety over this city
>Sketchy phone shit
>Some toad croaks over a beat for 3 minutes
>Oh never mind the toad's still here
>Dude I'm so popular and successful and it takes time to get accustomed to
>I sure love this one sports team
>God I hate my label
>Please fuck me
>I LOVE YOU MAMA
>Wahhhh she lives in the hood wahhhh
>God I'm just...SO popular and successful

easy as fuck:
>the song that made /mu/ fall in love with this artist
>TEN FEET TALL
>the failed lead single
>this song makes my dick hard
>a great song for fucking someone to
>the catchiest song on the album, could've been a big hit
>literally kidnapping
>she's just not that into you
>forgettable track
>dude drugs
>the patrician choice
>TOGETHA.FOEVA.

>>72674499
>>72670558
/r/ing the answers to these

>>72676178
mount eerie

>>72674499
>>72674718
>>72674741
>>72676736
New Order - Power Corruption and Lies

>>72670590
It's animals I think

>3 guys in the woods droning on guitars and moaning about dropping acid and growing up
>tfw your dog dies
>car accident from the perspective of both drivers
>really repetitive song about a rain dance
>dying isn't so bad

>the sound of Transformers humping
>lots of nervous breathing
>really intense laser bass
>nigger on his soapbox
>"I'm sorry I'm such a fuck up" (feat. a lot of autotune, reverb, and features)
>S E X
>WAH WAHWAHWAH WAH WAHWAHWAHWAH WAH and autotuned moaning to top it off
>an R&B song made like an electronic song
>the one song from this album that should've been a club banger
>no drums, all sample

>>72676779
AnCo - Campfire Songs

>>72676788
Yeezus

>>72676574
anyone?

>the one with the drop
>i love being a dad
>i love my kids
>hey bb lets hang out
>im sleeping in today
>lets fuck babe
>i'm not gay but damn
>people are so fake
>dude wacky time signature lol
>the only slow song
>my brother is a fuck up

hint: it could be considered a pop punk album i guess.

>christmas song
>heavy bass open with weird synth harmony with guitar near the end
>pretty guitar harmonies
>chorus and title is a girl's name, gang vocals
>first single. dope lead guitar. weird name.
>sounds like an early blink182 song
>name of a steve martin movie, best song on the album
>sounds like a nofx song
>should be the closing track
>shouldn't be the closing track
>

>>72676863
Some lost Saint Etienne album

>>72676792
That's right. What gave it away?
>>72676894
MPP

>>72676909
FOB lol

>>72676753
Yes

>>72670558
California

> i am
> im not
> 3d
> i am
> underrated
> hot
> 7 mins of heaven
> part 1
> edgy but slow
> (part 2)

>>72676666
nice quads

>Okay, this is a banger
>Maybe a little less of this guy
>Nice guitar, homie
>theme song worthy
>This song will resurface in very particular situations
>Pure beauty
>Welcome to the circus, bitch
>Too much, then great, then too much, then great
>"Damn, i'd like to play the bassoon"
>a kobold
>banger
>Surprisingly modern; heavy distortion
>fluke

>>72677122
I'm in Your Mind Fuzz?

>>72677148
yup

>>72677086
no

>>72667121
lmao
I thought of Cromagnon as soon as I read "death metal bagpipes"

>song about a journey through life, with nostalgic flashback elements
>living with fear of everything means you can't achieve your dreams
>band member told me this is about depression and the gulf between the version of oneself on the best form and in the most capable state of mind and the least able version of oneself when in a very low, unconfident state of mind, and how it is confusing at times that these is different versions of the same person. It is imagined from the point of view of a world war 1 army captain who has been removed from the front line due to the effects of shell shock.
>cryptic and short, don't understand this one
>depression from missing someone
>a man who generally doesn't take risks in his life but lives by routine, only ever doing what he knows and is instructed to do by some authority. He might never fall, but he never discovers the magic in this world.
>song almost mockily describes the way some people imagine what an afterlife would look like
>band member told me it's about the relationship he has with his co songwriter and his lack of availability at this time
>I believe it's about an old couple where one of them is about to die after a fulfilled life

>>72669998
How did no one get this? It's Hissing fauna are you the destroyer
Too obvious hints desu

>>72671229
i have no clue but repeated piano key makes me say the stooges

>>72676666
how is no one getting this?

it's one of the most discussed Pop albums on /mu/ from the last few years

>>72674178
TELL ME

>>72677221
Spoil pls

>>72677265
HINT: It's by a popular /mu/ waifu who was supposed to be a one hit wonder until she dropped this album

if that's not a clear enough hint than lurk more

>>72671384
lmao
you are trying waaay too hard

>>72677221
I want to say Emotion, but you're saying I Really Like You was a failed lead, and that song was fucking huge. Moreso in Europe, but still.

>>72677173
fuck forgot track 5
>getting over a break up, it seems a bit more complicated than that though

>>72677305
CORRECT

I Really Like You was barely shit in America, never even reached the Top 40

Okay here we go

>chanting
>banging tune
>poem
>even more banging tune
>funky sitar instrumental
>spoopy poem
>spoopy poem with spoopy instrumental
>spoopy chanting
>random quiet noises
>random quiet music
>trumpets and pianos
>guitar freakout
>drum freakout
>doot doot doot
>holy fuck an actual song
>doot doot vocal edition

>michael palin
>spoopy instrumental
>more spoopy instrumental
>funky spoopy instrumental
>the bit you can't play if anyone else is in the room
>holy fuck an actual song pt 2
>all previous tracks played at the same time
>one last actual song

>>72676524
only real Poptricians will get this one

>>72676524
Animal?

let's see if anybody gets this...

>harsh noise
>floaty jazz shit
>horror sample
>weed lmao, chopped and screwed
>chopped 70s sample
>chilled out inerlude
>the famous track everybody loves
>underrated track
>forget about em playa
>message to the hoes
>famous painting
>808 cowbell
>blowjob song
>i drink lean: the track
>sad song about drug dealing and its effects
>vaporwave type outro

>>72667562
Goddammit I love Earth so much

>>72677502
correct

>>72671841
ITCOTCK

>i do drugs and fuck bitches
>i fucked your bitch
>i'm a gangsta bitch
>i fucked your bitch
>i fucked your bitch in the club
>i fucked your bitch
>i wish i could fuck my bitch
>i'm gangsta and shit
>i'm gangsta and shit
>i'm totally broke yo
>i'm fucking gangsta
>i'm a hard ass thug ass gangsta
>i fucked every bitch in your life
>i'm hardcore mothafucka
>i know politics too i guess
>i'm a hard-ass street-ass thug-ass gangsta
>please forgive me god

>>72678634
flockaveli

>>72677717
Don't know what this is but I want to hear it.

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>dude jazz fusion wankery lmao
>we need more flutes
>dude depression lmao
>windows xp sounds
>IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>being a whore sucks
>baka at these crackers
>you plebs don't know what real suffering is
>i hate lust and so should you
>public castration is a good idea
>dictators can't get it up lol
>starving myself to death, feels good man
>the spectre of death overshadows life, or something
>my self-destructive tendencies make me better than you
>status: exploited and nostalgic
>hope i'd died before i got old
>i don't like where this train is going..
>goddamn sjw's destroying my free speech

>>72675023
Reign in Blood

>>72676427
The Drift

>>72676543
Songs About Fucking

>>72675140
Spirit they're gone

>>72676461
Atom Heart Mother

>no more fuckin
>baby come back
>don't want to be alone
>guess I'll just jerk off
>tfw no asian gf
>maybe just a little more fuckin
>tfw no asian gf pt. 2
>tfw no lesbian gf
>sad bois

>>72672347
pure comedy

>>72678927
Pinkerton

>orchestral short
>smooth electronic bass and epic trumpets
>orchestral intro but then the transition is a joke
>the main singer appears but almost dying
>badass tune with an over the top singing
>funny buffet
>from chill to beauty
>some industry shit
>main voice is enthusiastic but feature is bored
>the title itself describes the feel of the song
>organ taking over
>motivational rythm and 808's
>official anthem
>we have a romance in hawaii
>suddenly a harp comes in
>cliffhanger ending

>>72679768
Plastic Beach

>>72677327
Aphrodite's Child - 666

>Young Thug Diss
>Lil Yachty Diss
>Desiigner Diss
>Lil Wayne Diss
>Lil B Diss
>Drake Diss
>Tech N9ne Diss (Feat. Tech N9ne)
>Rae Sremmurd Diss
>Odd Future Diss (Feat. Mike G, Earl Sweatshirt, and Frank Ocean)
>Kendrick Lamar Diss
>Logic Diss
>Christian Rap Diss
>2Pac and Biggie Diss

>earth is fucked dude
>dude love lmao
>dude rock n roll culture and aliens and stuff
>alien dude
>doesn't belong on the album
>fans of the alien dude
>imma be famous
>groupies of the alien dude
>alien dude
>dude sexuality lmao
>end of alien dude

>>72678732
>Reign in Blood

Correct

>>72678725
Cock of the crimson kangz

>tfw no gf
>the beatles
>drugs r fun
>tfw ex gf
>tfw almost gf
>cocaine tiem
>now im an addict shit
>lonely boi
>im so sad come back
>life sucks
>okay now i feel a little better
>oh thats just because im on drugs again

>>72675825
Probably something by Tool but idk

>christianity sucks
>religion sucks
>dude drugs lmao
>ships or something
>dude brainwashing lmao
>lust or something idk
>dude suicide lmao
>dude war lmao
>dude mind control
>dude drugs lmao
>people are all the same
>religion
>dude genocide lmao

>>72677114
YES finally someone got it

>>72674974
>>72676736
California by Mr. Bungle

>groovy beat
>dark piano notes
>money is power
>jazzy smooth beat
>Christmas sound
>Ohh Oooo
>letter to friend
>only done once
>Dun Dun Dun Dmmm
>Duh Duh Duh MMMM

>guy crying wants to dance to feel better about stuff
>DUDE ALCOHOL LMAO
>"You promised me you would touch me >:C"
>david bowie tribute
>"I MESSED UP ;-;"
>FUCK YOU MUSIC INDUSTRY
>im safe in the music industry lmao, also my relationship is gonna get better
>im aaaaaall for one night stands
>welp this year's been shit, i would like to feel something human

>>72678927
you messed up the order a bit

>>72677717
MTI

>>72677175
I'm glad someone finally got it it took 12 hours lol

>>72676574
The Modern Dance?

>>72680472
cmon guys it's easy

>>72677717
lum

>>72676570
easy rubber soul

>>72676570
>implying the word is not goat

>The world is gonna end in a short amount of time
>dude key change lmao
>i am several random things
>there is a magic man who will fascinate us
>its hard
>a female sang songs
>i want to turn into a celebrity
>dont let go of yourself
>a man with a great talent had a very big ego
>im pussy whiped and have a feminist girlfriend
>im killing myself

>>72683097

see >>72680127

easy one

>cyka blyat
>uplifting song
>best song on the album
>catchy with shitty lyrics
>autistic
>???
>overrated
>guns
>phat tuba
>boring
>a classic that normies like
>also autistic
>the wild west
>country song
>funny
>boring
>pretty great love song
>this song was probably made just to be played at parties
>EDGY as fuck
>dodo dodo
>the ending is the best part
>the GOTA
>DUDE METAL LMAO
>psychedelic
>a song telling you to calm the fuck down
>tfw no movie star gf
>fatass
>the queen
>DUDE AVANT GARDE LMAO
>sung by the best member of the band

>what if your waifu was a drunk fish with schizophrenia
>fourth
>have you ever heard of a palindrome?
>Dude B minor lmao
>Dude E minor lmao
>I lie in the road

>dude fuck the beatles & rolling stones, by the way, welcome back my friends to the show that never ends
>I GET IT
>real song that turns into an avant mess, suddenly you're slapped with The Murder Mystery by TVU except telling you atheism is pointless

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>>72684468
almost didn't get it. Had me tricked with calling Glass Onion the best song, you rascal.

>>72675825
plastic surgery disasters

>>72685001
Faust s/t

>instead of sampling rain I sampled crows
>second half of the song is god tier
>...till man exists no more
>drone metal into weird atmoshit into drone again
>sounds like a track off amnesiac but even darker
>super long, builds up to a nice crescendo
>bonus track, also the worst track
>neat tremelo riffs
>chanting
>dude drone lmao

>the government spies on us
>the government spies on us
>the government spies on us
>the government spies on us
>the government spies on us
>instrumental
>the government spies on us

>Getting older makes me sad
>Being alone makes me sad
>Nostalgia makes me sad
>Japan makes me sad
>Other peoples' suffering would make me happy
>My friend makes me sad

>Piece of shit loser dies, everyone hated him anyway
>Rising to heaven, hope God's not too much of a dick
>Everyone on earth is a selfish douche, and if you're not careful God's just gonna wipe everyone out soon
>Retards who can't open their eyes to life's truths spend eternity wandering
>Sick I'm in heaven
>Turns God's a chill dude

>complaining
>everyone dies and so will you so be happy faggot pt1
>lol synthesizers
>everyone dies and so will you so be happy faggot pt2
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>Mad stacks yo
>People are different and war is bad
>that really good jam session
>get out of my house you sperg
>nothing matters be happy

Easy maybe?

>>72686780
down colorful hill

>Gigi sample lmao, genocide lmao, wine bottle opening slowly lmao

>>72678786
ye

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>he's usually started singing by now - part 1: this is pretty groovy
>how does one even draw something on a carpet?
>singing about someone never leaving her room
>DOO DODOO DODODO DOO DODOO DODO DODOOOOO
>how to get your drivers licence fucking revoked
>where has this accent come from
>mfw the harmonica comes in
>he's usually started singing by now - part 2: okay now he's finally singing but i can't tell if those are lyrics
>am i even listening to the same album anymore
>am i even listening to the same album anymore: special background wailing edition
>SHEEEEH BRIENNNN FAAAAAYLINNNGSTAAAAAAR

Easy one:
Autotune+trumpets+famous person
braggy tough guy rap song
song about friends
what the fuck is this
#Blessed
Love song but with adlibs and drugs
generic trap song #34
Best summer song of the year it came out
If I feature a famous white boy people will like me!
Why is this EDM now?
Praise Jebus!
Spacy beat with shitty black guy rapper
What the fuck is this? No really
When you forget that you already have a song with this name on the album

>>72671374
>not like the solo on Houses in Motion

>one of rock musics greatest intros
>dude spoken word lmao
>surgery scares m-SWEETLY
>prequel to song 8 on previous album
>guitarist quit for a few days because of how bad this song is
>5 minutes of good music with 12 extra minutes people pretend to like

>>72676959
>droning on guitars and moaning

>>72688539
he was the bassist/violist and he quit because he thought the song was their best and was pissed they used the wrong version

>>72677236
Orbital 2 (Brown Album)

>>72688776
Morrison was the guitarist. The rest of what you said is true, but a little to wordy for the tracklist post

>nice acoustic guitar when suddenly [screams in Spanish]
>we needed a song that wasn't over 10 minutes so we could release it as a single
>more Spanish and some flamenco
>DUDE FROGS LMAO
>basically a mini album inside the album

>>72688984
franky no talky

>>72675953
Love - Forever Changes

>>72689161
yes

>>72666551
Lightning Song is great though, fuck you

>wishing for sobriety and better things
>blissfulness
>looking for purpose in life in the middle of the night
>ominous poetry
>immobile yet spinning objects
>drugs and religion
>failed parenting and more hope

>Frank fucking Castle
>ayy lmao
>Saving Private Ryan
>average Dungeons and Dragons game
>dude Heroin lmao
>Some shit about a chair nigga I don't know
>*intensive guitar solo*
>*one bass tab for the entire song*
>WAR NEVER CHANGES

>>72676574
>Real World
>filler
Fuck you
Also I was going to do this album so fuck you twice

>>72687515
Laughing Stock?

>US war crimes
>US war crimes, the sequel
>IN THE LOUD HOUSE
>War is bad
>*intensive minigun fire*
>Bullfighting is bad lmao
>*intensive bass,drums, and bombing cities*
>Something about a supervirus I'm not even sure
>Cover of some British metal band no one cares about

>>72689530
Rust in Peace

>>72689291
Correct

>>72689650
>>IN THE LOUD HOUSE
the fuck

>>72689709
It'd make sense if you guessed the album correctly

>dude beer lmao
>partying sucks but I don't want stop
>dude fuck the army lmao
>partying sucks but now I want to stop
>we wish we were a blues band pt. 1
>our drummer is an inept ginger
>we should let the bassist sing more
>dude weed lmao
>we wish we were a blues band pt. 2
>dude drugs lmao
>incomprehensible acronym
>I hate being broke
>I really hate being broke
>bad clapton cover followed by a much better song

>the governments watching me
>someone ruins a party
>pretty cold outside right now
>say cheese!
>insomniac lullaby
>the hit
>HARRY HOOPAH LIVING IN NUMBAH 10
>good filler #1
>good filler #2
>evening time
>that's not funny... that's not funny

>im a washed up old art rapper but im still cool
>this is how i see the current state of rap music
>dude acid lmao feat. a dude that sounds sort of like me and a pissed off nasally dude
>dude fuck cops and fuck rich people
>i really wanna gtfo
>my heart is broken btw
>dude Rousseau lmao
>weed makes sex better
>im fucking crazy dude
>ok seriously let's gtfo the planet