Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins?
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy?
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet]
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Kendrick Lamar’s 9.2 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 17
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
https://mega.nz/#!IkITCb5K!Nq3IGPLLNaGxaLZMiWRl0LF0ws77D_E4FO2eO4N1kwg
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-We're back for another night
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Jesu/Sun Kil Moon, Planetarium, and Slowdive
-/p4k/ forever
>>72654459
fuck off p4k drones
It's been awhile since I've been here, are they doing reviews Sunday night?
Slowdive 8.4 BNM
>>72654804
8.7 BNM
>>72654787
Reviews every night. The Sunday review is some album that they don't have in their archive. It's usually one they deemed a classic.
>>72654804
FUCK
>>72654459
Fuck off (((Conde Naste)))
What's everyone listening to?
>>72654459
>/mu/ - Music
>[Post a Reply]
>>72654787
>>72654804
>>72654825
>>72654851
>>72654853
fuck off shill
and get the fuck out of our culture
>>72654877
Merriweather
it's boring
>>72654877
>>72654877
kill yourself you fake ass corporate nigger shill
>>72654884
>>72654896
t. Jaimo Shillstein
Promoter of of crypto-Israeli 'music'
>>72654896
muh faggot music epic
kys
>>72654880
>>72654898
>being this mad over a containment thread
New fag detected
>>72654877
I hope to finally catch him when he tours for this
>>72654961
nigga fuck off
we know these are shill threads
P4K is ((()))....lies and bullshit
>>72654804
>>72654825
It's better than m b v but I don't think pitchfork knows it yet. 8.7 if we're lucky.
>>72655009
>nigga
I think summer came early this year
>>72655123
>>72655184
kys
get the fuck out of culture
you crypto-corporate yellow journalism rag
>>72654459
...dude, update the Kendrick section. It's 2017 already...
>>72655215
fuck off nigga shill and fuck your Israeli-puppet 'rappers'
>>72655200
what do you mean by "get out of culture"?
>>72655215
Kendrick is going for the p4k 3-peat
Damn. is .2 above A Crow Looked at Me
>>72655250
>>72655263
nigga fuck you
fuck your fake ass nigger puppet-rappers (and I like real hiphop)
fuck your Israeli propaganda website
fuck your clandestine shill thread
fuck conde naste
and FUCK PITCHFORK
clear enough?
>>72655298
oh I forgot....fuck your children of the elite posing as indie rockers (yeah we know about that too)
>>72654804
6.2 more likely
>>72655298
no not clear enough because you didn't answer my question. also i never said i liked pitchfork
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Slowdive 8.6 BNM
Black Lips 6.6
Joan Shelley 7.6
Niia 7.1
Horse Lords 7.0
>>72655316
8.6 BNM my dude
>>72655298
Not particularly clear
You can try again in tomorrow's thread
Should be up 11 pm EST
>>72655316
>>72655319
>>72655329
>>72655374
>>72655391
all the same ashhole
>>72654825
AAhhhhh almost
>>72655404
wrong
>>72654995
This records is amazing
>>72655404
Wrong, pal
>>72655415
>>72655417
>>72655435
>shill don't have proxies
kill yourself nigga
Pitchfork IS corporate rock.
make no mistake
(and I'm being polite just labeling it as 'corporate')
>>72655463
>shills don't have infinite proxies
fuck the fuck off conde naste bitch niggas
go suck your boss's dick
>>72654459
Pitchfork is trash
How do any of you idiots take their reviews seriously?
>inb4 bait
Develop your own opinion and stop listening to pretentious cunts like Scaruffi or any of the douches at Pitchfork.
>>72655533
>How do any of you idiots take their reviews seriously?
I suspect the reviewer gets the (((numerical ranking))) before they even listen to the record.
Fake as all fuck.
>>72655298
0.9/10 post
Worst New Post
>>72655488
you really think you're onto something dont you
>>72655548
oy vey/10
>>72655551
nigga P4K IS owned by Conde Naste.
aint no tinfoil about it
>>72655568
that sounds pretty tinfoiley to me mang
>>72655585
reality is tinfoiley?
fuck off shill
>>72655598
>why don't they believe me when all I have is my word and no evidence
>>72655585
Parent organization: Condé Nast Digital
>>72655606
it's a publicly traded company dipshit
anyone and everyone is free to look it up
This is what you're going to make your stand on?
baka
>>72655488
>pitchfork cares about cornering the autistic music board market
Their base is pretty normie. Why would they actually waste time coming here?
>>72655598
>>72655607
ok so i get that conde nast digital owns pitchfork but are you implying that just because they're a corporation they're doing mind control?
>>72655622
>>72655630
fuck off samefag lying ass nigga
and fuck your employers too
>>72655645
whatever you say
>>72655547
No doubt. Fuck P4k
>>72655561
Gb2 /pol/
>>72655731
nigga how many times are you going to straight up lie and get caught?
fuck you and your bullshit propaganda website
it's has ZERO to do w/ independent music
and if you keep it up I'll start really looking into the scab ass fucks who work there
>>72655762
look little buddy.
if you think i dont have the power to get you locked away for the rest of your life you are sorely mistaken. watch it bub
>>72655784
what are you going to do blackball me like Mos Def and give me a 3/10?
fuck off
>>72655792
i can do a lot worse than that
>>72655762
look into the scab ass fucks who work there and make a thread tomorrow then
>>72655762
Did you forget to take your Haloperidol today?
>>72655801
"im a big guy on the internet, dont mess with me"
kek
>>72655810
i know one irl
obese mentally ill SJW
>>72655814
you mean when I told the truth about P4K being a corporate website after dude lied about it?
>>72655816
dont do it
>>72655823
is she in the mega thread in the OP?
>>72655844
The fuck you gonna do?
Nice dubs btw
>>72655849
idk....she's a fucking moron and completely insane though
higher ups are probably straight Israeli.
>>72655856
you dont wanna know ;)
>>72655862
Is this who you picture running pitchfork?
>>72656065
it's who actually is running p4k
>>72656065
you mean, who actually is running pitchfork?
Ohhhhh heeeeelllll yeahhhhh there's a new Black Lips album? Gotta listen to that. I dig them
>>72656065
pretty much accurate desu
>>72656099
>>72656113
>>72656254
Hey look the same person
>>72656472
Absolutely samefagging