I don't want this ugly old hag anywhere near my Lana...

but anon they're both ugly old hags

i wish i was those guys.

which one is which

>>72636381
(you) and me

go back to gay twitter

>>72636620
you must be new here

i'm asuming lana is the one in front, i wouldn't want that hag near her either

>>72635706
they are both ridiculously ugly

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>>72636819

>>72636948
I'm not jealous of two middle aged women with failed careers who still think they're 16 years old.

>>72636958

>i will never be as successful as either of them so I pretend like they've failed

>>72637429
I am not interested in being a female pop singer, sorry.

And they did fail, Lana is irrelevant now and Marina never was relevant in the first place. Marina is clearly just trying to jew off Lana's left over success from 2011.

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Charli did well.
What is Marina even doing these days?

>>72637466
Marina is shrivelling up alone while being irrelevant, her latest album was major failure and that's saying a lot for someone who never had success in the first place.

She also ruined their Friendship because she got butthurt over Charli being more successful and younger than her.

>>72637466
right now? idk.

>>72637503
probably lip syncing while taking a shit and uploading it onto twitter

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god bless those britslag tits

>>72637466
She's traveling with her bf.

I had this dream where Marina was fat, that was hot

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>>72638305
I had this dream where Lana got fat, oh wait.

Marina made shallow synthpop with clunky but relatable and personal lyrics. She's aged poorly, but she has a good voice.

Lana was very average looking. Then she started getting cosmetic surgery, and looked good around the time of the Video Games single. Now she looks terrible, and is just another example of how too much plastic surgery is a terrible thing. Her production team has put together some nice tracks for her, which she doesn't appear to be involved with. Her lyrics are downright inane, and she's a very weak singer.

I would rather listen to, and sex, Marina. I also have more respect for her.

>>72638451
t. Marina

Marina's lyrics are only relatable if you're literally autistic. Lana's lyrics a fun and all her songs are connected to each other, all her albums feel like adventures.

Born to Die: Paradise Edition is The Mollusk of this generation.

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>>72638305
Thicc Marina was the best.

>the one guy on /mu/ who makes hate threads about Marina constantly but doesn't realize none of us even knew who she was until he told us about her

>>72638504
That last part gave you away.

>>72638520
I can smell this picture
>>72638526
I am objectivly right though, Born to Die is the modern pop version of The Mollusk, extremely experimental and diverse yet great.

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>>72638521
This. I actually want to thank him for this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cc5q6i7Fa7s

>>72638579
No, you can't really be this shallow and dumb. I refuse to accept it.

>>72638605
You know I'm right, Born to Die is the Mollusk for this generation. Like it or not.

>>72638618
I'll meet you halfway - Born to Die is the modern version of Glitter by Mariah Carey. It's still overly generous, but I'm willing to go that far for you.

>>72638639
You never actually listened to Born to Die or/and the Mollusk, right?

>>72638661
I've listened to both. Born to Die has three admittedly strong singles, but the rest is completely disposible. The whole thing was put together for LDR by her production team. The vocals are notoriously weak. The lyrics are just a grab bag of vintage Hollywood cliches without any substance. It's insulting to Ween to compare their masterpiece to such a shallow, inept piece of wannabe - pop music.

>>72638746
those are big words comming from someone who listens to Marina, the same person that tried to sell out in 2012 and created the most generic, garbage and lazy pop album of the 2010's.

I want to sex lana, marinara and charli in a three way!

>>72639030
Marina has herpes in the most literal sense.

>>72638829
Actually, I haven't made any big claims. Everything I've said seems pretty obvious.

I don't care for Electric Heart, IMO it's her weakest album. I do consider FROOT a pretty strong album, and Marina gets credit for actually doing the music on it, unlike LDR. She's also a way better singer than LDR, that's impossible to dispute. Again, Marina's lyrics are a bit clunky, but they're also personal, which makes them much more meaningful, powerful, and respectable than LDR's random grab bag of cliches.

Marina is a much better singer than LDR, and she does her own music. So that means if you think LDR is better, literally the only thing you can be referring to is her production team. You can literally only be arguing that LDR has a better production team

>>72639075
I wish Marina had a better producer.

>>72639277
she co-produced all songs on her last album with one guy and the quality is still amazing.

She also produced her very first album Mermaid vs. Sailor on her own.

>>72639075

Interviews suggest Lana has a very clear vision for how her music should sound and is quite involved. I don't know much about music production though (or how true any of that is).

>>72639515
she's the worst, most obvious, blandest industry plant for tumblrinas and edgy baroque tryhards, babby's first alternative bedroom poster-core, overpriced ticket appealing to the teen experience, technically talentless and completely unoriginal excuse of an "artist" i have ever heard

>>72639277
Grimes is a better producer, i'm just saying.

>>72638520
she got a whole lot prettier.

>>72639277
>>72639299
>>72639575
Stop believing that the word "producer" means anything.

It certainly doesn't mean engineer.

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>>72639575

>>72639623
nah, grimeth is suited for the job.

>>72639575
because she has rudimentary knowledge of ableton? surely you jest lad.

>>72639732
eh, i guess she's at co-producer standard then. she's been learning as she goes which is impressive for what it is.

>>72639643
modern pop has the worst women this is what feminism does

>>72639623
I meant a person who helps with sound. Because her acoustic froot is way better than electropop album version.

>>72639788
yes, which is why we need more like grimes.

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>>72639643
>please work together...

>>72639623
a good producer is just someone you can work with, like a movie director or a school teacher.

>>72639788
both Marina and Grimes never had major success, they're irrelevant.

>>72639776
art angels is all ableton presets. presents! you can hear she used the drum presets that come with the trial program on scream and a few other sounds. plus some badly recorded guitar and violin crap.

she is not a real producer lad, don't kid yourself.

she has ruined music for an entire generation of indie fans however. grimes and skrillex.

at least skrillex downloads plugins outside of abletons own though.

>>72639869
grimes hasn't dipped in popularity or been running out of ideas, unlike marina, has only picked up in momentum.

she's only held back by being too autist to accept work with lady gaga, gives her friend the gig instead.

>>72639918
Grimes turns 30 in less than a year and once she does her chances of ever having success are nullified.

>>72639947
>le 30 years meme

>>72639918
bloodpop got that gig through his pr firm, the same one grimes has.

there's definitely jealousy on grimes part that blood is working with the big names. grimes being an unconscionable attention whore/scene kid.

grimes is still a d-list level starlet. with a good public relations team.

>>72639954
you can keep denying it but the same thing happened to Marina, Lana and more.

>>72639880
you're right, she's probably given too much credit because she's a gril.

>>72639954
well you're certainly not a kid anymore by 30.

>>72639880
add mac demarco and this is gold

fuck sake

marina is a disgusting hag stop posting her

>>72639991

St. Annie is 34

>>72640164
Annie is a crazy bitch. avoid like the black plague.

>>72640164
And she's barely known by the Mainstream expect as Cara Delevigne's pussy licker

>>72640164
And her "career" nosedived straight into the trash. You're just proving his point.

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>>72640115
Cuckoo

>>72639869
You could say the same thing about Black Flag and The Replacements. You're a moron.

>>72639918
There's no evidence of this. Marina's last album, FROOT, is the best thing she ever did.

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>>72639544
This

>>72640250
>Black Flag and The Replacements
they are Males, Gender plays a massive role in pop music.

>>72635706
cute :3

>>72639544
damn

>>72640215
agree. fucking 20 year old "actresses" and "models" has only made things worse for her.

>>72640215
>>72640368
she is yet to make bad album and it is unlikely.

>>72640285
What a meaningless response. It doesn't invalidate their following. Bikini Kill is a band with a very comparable following to Black Flag, and their gender doesn't affect that.

>>72640680
If you're a female in her 30's who makes pop music you won't have any mainstream success, or atleast it's 10 times harder.

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>>72638504
What the fuck are you talking about you retarded faggot.

On what fucking planet would you consider the lyrics that are talking about death love and being a bitch faggot, fun.

And the only reason her songs are connected is because shes singing about the same shit, in the same tone, with the same fucking expression every fucking time. Never took my time listening to her. The adventures of being suicidal. If someone and something is literally austistic, its you faggots listening to her and every Lana related thing.

Get some fucking grip homo.
Marina and Charli are the shit

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>>72640968
>Marina and Charli are the shit
Charli is better

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>>72640266
>posting 6 month old pics even though he knows his waifus face is melting

>>72640992
Yeah and i said that both of them are great, but i love marina 20 times more and after that i like Charlis music. Learn to fucking read and stop posting that fucking pic that has no credibility and was made by someone like OP that faggot

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>>72635706
>implying they both aren't old ugly hags

>>72640703
Okay, but everyone were talking about developed their followings while still in their 20s, so your point is still completely irrelevant, especially if we're comparing them to Black Flag and The Replacements, who were also in their 20s. It's not like they suddenly became mainstream when they got old.