ITT

>he doesn't write a minimum 200 word review of every album he rates

>>72635490
Thanks for reminding me. Another poseur flag:

>he unironically "rates" albums
>ESPECIALLY if he has never made music himself

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>less than 2500 ratings (fuck you singles don't count)
>less than 1500 film ratings (fuck you short films don't count)
>anime profile picture
>profile picture from a random b&w film
>17 years old or younger
>age set at 141 because s0 funny xD
>likes ECM Records
>profile picture is some random chink girl
>profile picture is an animal of any kind
>"funny" profile picture
>rates dance music/shitty nigger rap in futile attempt 2 affect that he is "cultured"/"has a life"
>token Japanese release in 5 stars 2 affect "unique taste"
>doesn't rate singles
>is Australian
>rates foreign music merely 2 collect dots on his music map, rather than having any genuine interest
>rated Donnie Darko anything above 2.5
>rated Kimi no Nawa anything above 2.5
>doesn't lift
>scale is top heavy
>scale is ridiculously bottom heavy
>is often found in random comment boxes spreading their meaningless bullshit
>"reviews" consist of nothing more than oh-so-witty one liners
>can be found gallivanting in the /rym/ general on a regular basis
>has positive opinion of mookid
>suffers from autism, "depression" or some other meme illness
>convinced they are "bi/pansexual" bcuz of all the anime they've watched/their loneliness in general
>dismisses classical music wholesale
>doesn't contribute anything 2 the database
>more than 100 posts in the forum
>less than 15 friends
>is a member of some Discord clique
>has more items in his favorites than people have favorited his lists
>groups section is wider than an inch

>>72635769
>tfw fit none of these except less than 2500 ratings because fuck you nigger i dont rate anything to begin with

>>72635316
>gender: female

Imagine being so much of a poseur that you do it IRL too

>>72635769
>less than 2500 ratings (fuck you singles don't count)
>doesn't rate singles
what did he mean by this

>>72635769
b-but what should i put in as my profile picture

>>72636809
a picture of yourself, obviously

Hint: if you use last fm or rym you're an enormous faggot and you have literally no grounds to go around questioning other people

>>72635316
what are you doing with your life

>>72636813
no..

>>72636832
i wanna dye desusenpaitachi

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>>72636832
>what are you doing with your life
becoming patrician, of course.

>>72635769
what's wrong with appreciating dance music you bellend

>>72636832
t. everything ITT applies to me

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>>72635769
-doesnt like riceshoes

>>72637109
Being a patrician is a meme :^)

>write haikus for reviews
>create patiently curated list with obscure albums rated by less than 20 people.

>>72635769
what's wrong with ECM? the fact that RYM has "ECM style jazz" as a separate genre and therefore pseuds pick them up thinking they're the most patrish thing in jazz, or something else?

>>72635769
do you like anyone but yourself?