Post ur wins! Talk about anything Get it to be about music though

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we were talking abt rap

Omeglle is trash bro

>>72616639
i met my wife on omegle famalam

>>72616658
Lmao

Proof?

>>72616658
really? show a pic

Stranger: I'm 18
You: cool
Stranger: Yeah
You: what music do you like
You: what do you watch on netflix
Stranger: Yesterday was my birthday
You: my birthday was on may 2
Stranger: Shameless as of rn
Stranger: Anything scary pretty much
You: try Bates Motel
Stranger: What's it about?
You: its based on the movie Psycho and features Freddie Highmore and Vera Farmiga
You: as norman bates and norma bates respectively
Stranger: Cool
Stranger: Okay okay
You: and his brother is a pot dealer
You: so what are you doing today

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tv shows.
You: babe?
You: u wanna hear a dirty joke

always start ur chat off by saying babe are you there?

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>>72616681
>>72616667

You: first tell me are u offended by lesbians
Stranger: nope
You: Who's the biggest prostitute in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that b*tch swallowed balls till she died.
Stranger: that made me lol
Stranger: nice
You: Guy: Can I buy you a drink?
Girl: Sorry, but alcohol is bad for my legs.
Guy: Do they swell?
Girl: No. They spread.
You: (Dad's daughter walks up to him)
Daughter- Dad i gotta tell u something...
Dad- Whats tht?
Daughter- I'm a lesbian.
Dad- Okay.
(Dad walks around then his other daughter comes up to him)
Daughter #2- Dad i gotta tell u something...
Dad- Whts tht?
Daughter #2- I'm a lesbian.
Dad- Damn, does anybody in this house like dick?
Son- I do!!!!
Stranger: are you just copy pasting that from Google?
You: n-noooo
Stranger: can you smell that?
Stranger: that smelly smell smell
Stranger: smells like teen spirit
You: oh nice
You: i thought you were gonna say that smell is ur asshole
Stranger: nah teen spirit is stinkier than an asshole
You: LOL
Stranger: just kidding
Stranger: how old are you? 12?
You: im 26
You: shameuful
You: i bring shame upon my famiry
Stranger: dishonor on your cow
You: haha
You: dont have a cow babe

Stranger: yeah it is and that's okay
Stranger: that's thE CIIIIIIRCLE OF LIIIIIIIIIFE
You: how do you know
You: because u think im old?
You: u think im an old fart?
Stranger: yeah you just told a complete stranger your age
You: oh well
You: what's ur name baby
Stranger: Laurenz
Stranger: who u calling baby you old man
You: ur my baby and u like it :p
Stranger: I am nobody's baby
You: not even ur boyfriend
Stranger: ur just gonna suck the youth out of me
You: not even ur mom
Stranger: to be immortal
Stranger: bathe in the fountain of youth with goat's blood and sheep intestines

"We drove past a city cemetery and my dad remarked, “Do you know why I can’t be buried here, boy?”

“Why?”

“Because I’m still alive."

bumpo to bump

y'all too lazy

fake aND FAGAY

>>72616901
NICE :)

>>72616504
the last time I went to omegle because of /mu/ I ended up getting some random girl's kik-handle even though I was acting like a mu-drone the whole time, namedropping death grips and grimes etc. we talked a few times about honest music preferences until she started opening up about her own life and school and hobbies and apparent bullying so I deleted the app and haven't gone back since. women scare me

>>72617393
its ok thats what ur anxiety does to u

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like rap.
Stranger: yo
Stranger: do u know hopsin
You: lert me introduse myself
You: my name is
You: yeah hopsin is trash
Stranger: yo are u a bro or sis
You: imm a bro

>>72617393
>she started opening up about her own life and school and hobbies and apparent bullying so I deleted the app and haven't gone back since
You are a horrible person.

>>72616504
>go on omegle to try to get some fresh oc for the thread
>meet grill and get nudes
thanks OP

>>72616504

Tiesto was techno, now is shit.

https://soundcloud.com/gobb-o/reborn

>TECH HOUSE

>>72618500
to resurrect a dead meme,
>pics or it didn't happen

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>>72616504

>>72622630
classic

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alright which one of you was i just talking to