/satan/

WHITE POWER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuFAMAYjgq8

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first for Sodom isn't a meme

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music is meant to be fun

>>72606186
>Sodom

>>72606214
metal is white & fun

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rly made me tink

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>>72606163
What are u guys blasting on this fine Cinco de Mayo?

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I'm a nu-male and I'm tired of everyone pretending it matters or that I'm less worth as a person because of it. You can all meme yourselves out of existence, doesn't change the fact that we're pretty much where humanity is headed. Yeah I might be a cucked BLACKED pegged manlet piece of shit, but soon enough everyone will be. And those disgusting, fat, triggered tumblr SJW "females" with a title in imaginary taxonomy are also the future.

It's awful and I hate it, but it's inevitable. I'm a nu-male, that's right. I listen to feelsy post-avant-atmoblackgaze and like putting things up my arse and whatever. As I said, soon enough we all will be.

Except the lucky ones who can muster enough courage to end their lives, but of course, being a nu-male, I will never know courage in my entire, possibly obscenely long life.

Pic related, it's my favourite album of all times. It gives me *mmmuh feels*

>>72606271
>>72606275
t. non-white nu-males

>>72606225
>>72606186
i dont get the sodom meme

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>>72606299

>>72606290
Yeah, Motlery Crew is definitely nigger numale music

>>72606299
pee pee in bum bum

>>72606331
Motley Crue is white and anti-nu-male music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33jsQcS_hmI

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>>72606360

>>72606267
Wait what

>>72606319
>>72606389
>>72606395
i wanna join the fun guys

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What's the plot of this album

There's something about robots? I think? And the earth blew up? And the good robot was actually evil the whole time? And they turn into fish people?

>>72606271
>>72605985
Anyone got dl links for these?

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Essential Sludge Memetal?

>>72606456
yeah, pretty much

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>>72606410
>mfw it's fucking real
https://www.last.fm/music/Cryptopsy

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/metal/ been hearing?

>>72606456
AND EVERYBODY DIES

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>65gb of metal
shieeet

>>72606389
Whatever helps you sleep at night, nuevo macho

>>72606516
upvote it nigguh

>>72606536
I hope your penis isn't as small as your collection, anon.

>listened to Leporous on the way back from the store
How numale am I on a scale of 1-10?

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>>72606522
>tfw got D O O M ' D

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*converts you to the true faith*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qT-kYZWrHag

>>72606456
Okay so

The guy from Symphony X built a giant computer to save the planet from ecological disaster but the computer eventually decided the only way to save the planet was to kill all humans

So the guy from Avantasia builds a spaceship and gets a bunch of A-C list power metal singers to go to another planet and not screw it up with the help of the guy from Toehider who's a robot

So they get to the new planet and the guy from Between the Buried and Me turns everyone into fish people so they can survive underwater because their new planet's sun will kill them which you'd think would make the planet a bad place to settle but whatever and becoming fish people also erases their memories and makes them immortal

The guy from Toehider who is a robot decides "wtf I hate humanity now" and becomes the new bad robot who eventually kills everyone on one of the earlier Ayreon albums

>>72606625
Stryper's two recent albums were actually top tier Power Metal

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TIL the vast majority of bands with Islamic-themed lyrics are from Indonesia, and that there are a lot more anti-islam-themed bands than pro-islam.

>>72606729
I don't think I've ever heard Islamic metal, got any recs?

>>72606710
Jesus Christ

>>72606625
https://youtu.be/S0FfxOuIRMM

Stryper are unironically good now

>>72606522
>Sulphur Aeon
God damn that band sucks. Also shitty collage btw.
Ascend Dead and Repulsion get a pass though.

>>72606755
It's also mostly brutal dm, curiously. Both Islam and BDM are huge in SE Asia

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>>72606522
+Ascended Dead, Banished
>>72606618
I need to listen to more doom

>>72606796
>gives a pass to the two shittiest artists on the chart

pathetic

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>>72606536
>tfw have 40ish and think that's too much

>>72606726
>>72606772
Yes!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDrzz5gAZEk

>>72606271
Anything that helps me focus on studying for finals.

>>72606796
>likes ascended dead
>doesn't like sulphur aeon

t. neo-man

>>72606796
why do you think they suck anon?

>>72606556
>>72606845
how many gigabytes of metal do you guys have?

>>72606878
Half a tera

>>72606878
didnt we both say it in our posts?

>>72606898
that's all my hard drive, lmao

>>72606878
290gb+

could be as much as 350 though

>>72606299
Just unfunny faggots forcing a meme. Like everything else posted here.

>>72606625
*unsheathes katanas*
pssh... nothin personnel, heathen

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>>72606845
>too much

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>>72606951
>1982
>putting your penis up a man's arse
>ISHIGYHYG

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>>72606163
I'm not a fan of Metallica, i have always been more of a Megadeth fan if anything or different genre's entirely, but i heard a decent song on the radio i've never heard of them and i am wondering what the name of the song is.

It was a fairly slow song. The guitar went something like this
>http://www.beepbox.
co/#5s0kbl00e0bt7a7g0fj7i0r1w1111f0000d1111c0000h0000v0000o3210b4h4h4h4h4h4h4h4h4h4h4h4h4h4h4h4h4h4h4h4h4h4p1lFzF3wWwR1L7i6Ad800000
Could be a little inaccurate ofc.

Anyone know the name?

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It's shit except for a song or two

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>>72606625
how do you play the drums with katanas?

>>72607057
You can't expect drummers to be reasonable people.

>>72606456
>>72606710
This is what happens when you only read comics and no books

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Post katanas

>>72607036
Can you remember any of the lyrics?

>>72607130
were tokyo blade the only weeb nwobhm band

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>>72607159

>>72607153
I cannot, and it bothers me a lot.
The guitar sounded like it was tuned kinda similarly to Enter Sandman, but the song is not on that album.

BANG YOUR HEAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzViRsAnNZw

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>>72606456
What's the plot of this album

There's something about space pirates? I think? And the earth blew up? And the good doctor was actually evil the whole time? And they turn into dog people?

>>72607226
that's not quiet riot

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Some classic concept albums have really stupid stories

The album's single song tells the story of a world where humans no longer can beget children. Into this time of despair a child is born to the King and Queen of the barren Earth. The Queen dies during childbirth, and the King is left to rule the Earth and raise his daughter on his own. The people think the child is a sign that God will give them back the ability to reproduce, but the child grows into a teenager and humanity remains infertile. In time, the King dies and men fight over his throne.

The new King crushes rebellions against his illegitimate rule and is generally hated by the populace. Eventually they persuade the Child to lead a coup. As she is left alone to plan, the forces of evil beckon to her. She accepts an unholy Master and gains mighty magical powers. She slays the false King easily and begins ruling Earth. The people watch her obsessively, because it was thought that by restoring the rightful ruler they might be returned the gift of breeding. But the new Queen misleads the people, and slays the elders who the humans had preserved for their wisdom. Word of this gets out and a group of rebels gathers to stop her. They find a way to neutralize her power (by blinding her) and then place her in the same preservative tank of "crimson fluid" that the elders were kept in.

>>72607216
Is it King Nothing?

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I'm a nu-male and I'm tired of everyone pretending it matters or that I'm less worth as a person because of it. You can all meme yourselves out of existence, doesn't change the fact that we're pretty much where humanity is headed. Yeah I might be a cucked BLACKED pegged manlet piece of shit, but soon enough everyone will be. And those disgusting, fat, triggered tumblr SJW "females" with a title in imaginary taxonomy are also the future.

It's awful and I hate it, but it's inevitable. I'm a nu-male, that's right. I listen to feelsy post-avant-atmoblackgaze and like putting things up my arse and whatever. As I said, soon enough we all will be.

Except the lucky ones who can muster enough courage to end their lives, but of course, being a nu-male, I will never know courage in my entire, possibly obscenely long life.

Pic related, it's my favourite album of all times. It gives me *mmmuh feels*

>>72607233
Don't you dare compare that masterpiece to Lucassen's wacky tobacky drivel

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>his favourite album was not produced by Dan "The Man" Swanö

>>72607273
tl;dr lmoa

>>72607273
>>72607233
>>72606710
Are there any concept albums that actually have good stories?

I like edge of sanity, am i a nu-male?

>>72607330
traveller has a good story

also abigail obviously

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black metal aoty contender 2017:
https://theruinsofbeverast.bandcamp.com/album/exuvia
death metal aoty contender 2017:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8Cp0yknQmU

or did

>>72607333
you're a nu-male by default

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Here's a challenge

Someone try describing the plot of this fucking thing

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>>72606522
~Ayreon, Kreator
Kind of embarrassing how most of the stuff here is completely unknown to me

>>72606618
++Walls of Jericho
+Candlemass, Confessor, Venom, other Helloween albums
~Saint Vitus, Pentagram, Witchfinder General

>>72606822
+No Love Deep Web
And I thought the first collage was filled with stuff that I have no clue about

>>72607333
Edge of Sanity is patrician Opeth

>>72607291
No, it's calmer than that.

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>>72607330

>>72606878
46

>>72607348
Into the Electric Castle has a pretty good (if unoriginal) story. I could see it being made into an artsy low-budget sci-fi flick.

>>72606822
++abominator my nigger

Lay down your souls to the gods rock 'n roll

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qbwnDd5yOo

>>72607413
>>72607330
meant to reply to this

>>72607291
Oh shit, nevermind i found it. It's Until It Sleeps.
It's not as good as i thought it was on the radio.

Thanks for helping

>>72607330
Crack the Skye
Operation Mindcrime
The Crimson Idol
Still Life
Seventh Son

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>>72607330

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>>72607436
No problem, glad you found it. Until it Sleeps is actually one of my favourites so I'm surprised that I didn't get it

>>72607330
Native Construct - Quiet World is pretty alright, as is the newest BTBAM album.

Not quite metal, but Hand Cannot Erase by Steven Wilson and Blood Inside by Ulver are great in that aspect

>>72607367
Animals are involved and based on the cover art there's probably a wizard in there somewhere

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>>72606710

>this is the least dumb plot of the 4 Ayreon albums I've listened to

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>>72606522

>>72607456
>>72607464
This proge clusterfuck has a story?

>Hand Cannot Erase
>Blood Inside
My nigga

>>72607402
XBOX

>>72607481
Memes aside, I'd say Theory of Everything is the least dumb, ignoring top-tier lyrics like

>Oh no, I can't believe
>You're falling for this loser
>Oh no, I thought you knew
>That I am so much cooler!

I still don't get the appeal of Ayreon and I actually like prog metal

>>72607517
>Mute retard thinks nobody likes him because he's disabled
>His anger turns him into a god (or something)
>He creates world of disabled people
>They all actually hate him because he made them all disabled
>One of them decides he especially doesn't like the mute retard
>He unites the world against the mute retard, becomes a god and kills him

It's unironically bretty gud.

>>72607333
see >>72607300

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This is my favourite Opeth album and one of my favourite dm albums of all time.

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In an age where everyone and their mother copies popular bands in an attempt to gain fame, how come there are so few Iron Maiden wannabes?
They're like the cream of the crop legendaries, and yet now that i think about it, i don't think i've heard a single band try to emulate them. They have such a distinct sound too.

Do all the bands that try fall flat on their face?
Or are there decent ones and i just haven't heard of them?

>>72607508
+Mark Lanergan , Motorhead
---------all that buttrock

>>72607664
Skinflint are a band from South Africa who are basically exactly like Iron Maiden in every possible way

https://youtu.be/bTEtRNU5QNA

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This man comes into your band's studio and slaps your bass telling you he will produce your album

What do you do?

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>>72607764
I fuck his wife

>>72607708
You can definitely hear where they draw their inspiration from. I will say however that that song is one of the instances where they fall flat on their face, it doesn't sound good.

I should've been more clear in my post. Are there any bands that copy them accurately, but are also good?

>>72606522
>Shadow of Intent
my dude

>>72607330
Seventh Wonder - Mercy Falls

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What is your opinion on bands like SepticFlesh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN2Wg0Q-TS8

>>72607642
"please upvote my copy pasta"

>>72607883
Also The Great Escape, since it is based on an actually good epic poem.

>>72607897
>plz dont bully

>>72606214
Grady phillip drugg?????

>>72606214
legendary tales > symphony of enchanted lands

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>>72607634

pretty much this

for a bunch of Berklee nerd teenagers, they made a startlingly good album

>>72607464
All of Ulver's metal albms are concept albums, and great ones.

>>72607002
kek

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How does this thread feel about Violent Force, or does nobody know how they are?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnhKcLWrIdE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlSpEEZYzFg

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>Don't like the guitars in a song
>Don't like the drums
>Don't like the vocals
>Don't like the lyrics

>Guitar solo/riff
>Suddenly the entire song is pretty damn cool
Am i the only one here who is like this? I can listen to a song i actually find pretty dull just for a specific riff or solo.

>>72608419
Some boring DM and trash songs are like this for me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTTkbWZp9R0

djent

>>72608533
word

>>72608567
Björn

>>72608419
I generally have to like three of those things to like a song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUKfbgp4p-4

>>72608613
Terminal

>>72608673
Gutting

Which of these three Darkthrone albums albums -- A Blaze in the Northern Sky, Under a Funeral Moon and Transylvanian Hunger -- is your favorite?

>>72608687
UAFM is a nice midpoint between the extremeyl grymm & frostbitten but somewhat played TH and the kinda cartoonish but fuckn dark & evuul BITNS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25fTiXKi_fM

>>72608687
panzerfaust

Is there any good death metal that's mostly improvised or has extended solos?

>>72608687
Blaze honestly

>>72608742
Good taste

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PjeaWWmm0E

>>72608742
That's their most overrated album by far
>two TH leftover tracks
>MMUH CELTIC FROST
>one of the songs is literally one riff from the Nordavind album
>midi toots and retarded reciting
>best

>>72608822
>Panzerfaust
>most overrated
If anything Tranny Hunger is their most overrated

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>>72608822
>refined tranny hunger songs
>celtic frost worship
>7 minutes of variations on the best riff ever accompanied by varg lyrics
>sprööt outro

>somehow not their best album

>>72608888
Fine, most undeservedly underrated then

>>72608899
>lists terrible things
>doesn't understand why the album could be considered bad
>>72608920
undeservedly overrated*

>>72608940
>terrible things

if you don't like metal why are you in the thread my man

>>72608958
I just like good albums, anon

>>72608742
Panzerfaust is fucking awful. Nocturno Culto sounds like absolute shit on the album and to make it worse his vocals are mixed WAY too loud. If he sounded like he does in ABITNS and the album had a proper mixing it could actually be really good since the riffs are pretty nice. Too bad they decided to completely ruin a potentially great album for no apparent reason.

To answer the original question, Blaze is by far the best of the classic Darkthrone trilogy.

>>72609028
so literally your only complaint is

>waa, waa, mommy, the vocals hurt my ears!!!

>>72609073
Yeah, literally my only complaint is that the vocalist sounds like garbage and buries all the good parts on the album under his awful screaming.

>>72609153
are you sure you aren't listening through apple earbuds? try turning it up you falsie

Is Intolitarian considered edgy bullshit? Or do people here like them?

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Put off listening to Type O for years but fuck this album is fantastic
Listening to their whole discography, really enjoyed Slow Hard & Deep but despite a few moments, Bloody Kisses not so much
Damn
Good band man
Damn
Goes down super well with my cheap beer

>>72606508
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOtgq750x6A

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>>72605398
Oh! I get it! Projecting!
Fuck, that took me way too long.

>>72606271
pic related

>>72609247
I have bad news for you boy

>>72608677
Wrong

>>72607541
IS A GOD TO ME

>>72609222
Is it metal? If so, then yes, it's edgy bullshit.

>>72609568
I meant edgy even compared to most metal. I guess it's considered grindcore.

>>72609596
It's always kind of nice to see the three covers side by side like that

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>>72609596

>>72609596
it should be
>plebian
>contrarian
>patrician

>>72609800
>liking the shitty leftovers album

>>72609596
>patrician
>contrarian
>plebian
fixed

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>>72609800
>>72609837

>>72609926
i know right?? imagine ACTUALLY liking under a funeral moon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1atDmByhgYE

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>>72609968
>UAFM
>leftovers
nigga wat u drinkin

>>72609977
Their last interesting album

>>72609936
>>72609945
blaze is pleb as fuck
>>72609968
nice try but fenriz said panzerfaust was leftovers/misc tracks

>>72610005
>my awareness, catalyst, ov godhate I have spawned

how did he know?

>>72610014
>blaze is pleb as fuck
explain how

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none ov thy empty gods, shall ever stand above me
none ov thy weak brothers, shalt ever share my blood

>>72609800
oo it's panzerfaust time
i think it's been over 3 years since i last listen to it

>>72610014
>fenriz said
Did you really

really

really need him to tell you that

>>72606845
I won't be satisfied until I have at least 4000 metal albums

>>72610014
he also said panzerfaust was their most "necro" and that tranny hunger was burzum/batlord worship

>>72610014
>blaze is pleb as fuck
Literally the worst opinion I've ever seen on /metal/

>>72610028
>>72610080
there's catchy grooves for plebs to grab onto
>>72610038
no it's obvious, i was just backing up what i said
>>72610074
panzerfaust was part tran hunger style and part celtic frost worship with a couple others though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWo5Cs8dP94

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>>72610165
>it has grooves so it's plebian
I've seen a lot of retards in this general but you are just something else

>>72609596
UAFM>a blaze>tranny hunger
If you disagree you are a poser

>>72610292
it's because it's catchy you idiot. plebian doesn't mean bad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLJlmDUIK3g

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>>72607822
wrong picture lad

>>72609977
Nice Anthrax riff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ky20ckAHi_E

Best NSBM albums?

>>72606522
+repulsion
+speedwolf
How's that Gorephilia?

>>72606822
I literally haven't heard any of those releases

>>72607373
+gorguts
+davis
+mercyful
---post DMDS Mayhem


>weebs ruining None so Vile
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>72611227
forgot collage lads

>>72611227
>"ruining"
>he gets so triggered by jokes that he stops enjoying the things he enjoys
kill kys yourself my hombre

>>72611260
>implying I'll stop listening to it

wrong
go home and cry to momma

>>72611293
>implying you're not triggered anyway
I'm right.
I do that rather well, don't you think?

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>>72606822
+Nails, An Autumn For Crippled Children, Insect Warfare

You guys like Moonspell?

>>72611436
it's """ok"""

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you girls like memespell?

>>72611548
Of course

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You guys like Memesorrow?

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>>72611588
i always underrate this band in my mind but when i actually give it some thought their discography is real fuckin solid

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You goys like Bethlehem?

>>72611630
Dark Metal is the best metal genre

>>72611640
Is that a thing?

>>72611630
>not spelling it "Bethlememe"
I hope you choke to death in your father's horse-induced, frothy santorum

>>72611548
shitty post-hardcore

>>72611249
+++TIMEGHOUL

What's some good gothic metal?
I've already listened to Type O Negative, Paradise Lost, Tiamat and The Gathering.

>>72611797
What the fuck's your definition of gothic metal

>>72611840
What do you mean?

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>discover new band
>search for one of their albums online
>some russianfag has the entire discography uploaded
>it's all tagged correctly
metal for this feel

>>72611797
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4c3BCWx5Rpg

>>72611857
None of what you named was gothic metal

>>72607330
Im looking forward to this one. The singer is a full fantasy nerd and will pull off a good story I think.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfSL-6YExzk

>>72611888
Nice trips, but you're retarded

>>72611888
All of those bands are gothic metal

>>72611897
I'll give you Type O, but everything else is wrong. The Gathering and Paradise Lost went from doom (death influenced in PL's case) to atmospheric rock (though PL still remained heavy) and Tiamat went from death metal to some sympho-Dimmu-tier crap
>>72611910
No

what the fuck does "gothic" even sound like

>>72611917
Mandylion, Draconian Times and Wildhoney are gothic metal

>>72611917
Wildhoney is literally the most influential gothic metal album ever

>>72611935
spooky synths

>>72611935
keyboards and pussy lyrics

>>72611935
Like gothic rock

What is the metal equivalent of Fields of the Nephilim?
>inb4 Zoon

>>72611935

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQMvL-ZoZXU

>>72611935
the cure but louder

Holy shit, Anthem fucking rules

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>>72606271

>>72611935
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xD5No_JRrZw

>>72611962
>>72611997
>>72612005
>>72612046
>>72612075
>>72612093
i'm so sad pussy shit, got it

>>72612227
Don't forget *mmuhh female pseudo opera vocals*

>>72612248
>mmuhh female pseudo opera vocals
You mean Fenriz's female (male) vocals?

>>72612291
I don't recall Fenriz singing in gothic metal bands, but I'd love to hear that.

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>>72612309

>>72612309
IN A VALLEYY FILLED WITH STARLIIIGHHT

>>72612355
I know he sung those horrid vocals, you retarded cum baby, I mean your joke was retarded because it's underrated to the bands being quoted here.

I need some black metal with a choir

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can we talk about this shit? how fucking unlikely was it that this album was even released? this band really should have died after SFSGSW, with mustaine and ellefson high out of their fucking minds on heroin, consigning themselves to the dustbin of metal history. and yet somehow megadave managed to get his shit together to the point where he was writing songs like hangar 18 and tornado of souls

i mean peace sells was good, you guys, but how the fuck did THIS happen?

>>72612397
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PvYoCVAgFg

>>72612423
>liking Megadeth
Do you also suck juicy jesuit cock?

>>72612429
Already heard Emperor. But thanks anyway.

>>72612450
t. new-boy

>>72612498
Nice retort, cakeman

>>72612450
This was written when Dave was an unironic occultfag

>>72612541
Jesus people are born jesus people.

>>72612532
sorry, i don't negotiate with neo-guys

>>72612566
>le numale meem xD
Alas! I am undone!

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>>72612581
that you are, among other things

>>72612561
So if free will doesn't exist, that means it's God's will for you to suck dick?

>>72612599
nice selfie, faggot

>>72612618
No

>>72606214
WHERE ARE ME RIFFS, LAD?

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>>72612844
Right here bub

Metal to listen while playing Bloodborne?

>>72612930
some Victorian sucking off band. Power Wolf?

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>>72612957
Nah, Power Wolf is for Castlevania
>>72612930
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSgEGKonGzg

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>>72611249
+++None so vile
++SODOM, motorhead
+timeghoul, grand belials benis, dismember
- being triggered by anime on a image board invented for discussion of it

>>72611861
Slavs can be cool, no clue why based fuhrer didnt like them.

>>72612450
t. Lars

>>72613140
I ain't no rhythmically impaired danish midget

>>72613156
Ok.
t. James

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So a girl asked me to check this out
I'm so disappointed in her taste that I won't imagine her naked anymore because now all I see now is a stupid vapid roastie

>>72613415
You're not fooling anyone

>>72613415
i guess this makes her a nu-female

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Times when memes got out of hand

>>72613415
Dont say that about your mother.

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>>72613442

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>>72613552

>>72613642
How the turntables

>>72613642
This is literally the good taste chart.

>>72613698
No it's the post-ironic shit taste chart

>>72613698
That is literally the nu-male chart, but you knew that, didn't you you cuck

>>72613720
>post-ironic
Dont use that word, it sounds nu-maley

>>72613642
Why is liturgy with all that garbage?

good thread

>>72613720
>>72613731
>ol' males
Literally tumblr.

>>72613745
because it's garbage

>>72613698
That's the point

>>72613766
t. couldn't transcend

>>72613766
I was meming you, its easily the worst album there apart from moonlover

>>72613766
>>72613798
It's unironically good.
Keep on slammin, emotionally stunted manchildren.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93tEqA4s5fE

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>>72613846

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woR6ohiFeYE

>>72613846
When are you going to start doing cutie trap porn, HHH?

>>72614006
>/metal/

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>>72614138
Why not muscle bro traps?

>>72614147
Has Baby Metal a new member?

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>you'll never go down on Kaceytron's chubby Injun butthole like she goes down on the buffet

meal for this feel?

>>72614147
because then its not really trap

I'VE GOT
NO MORE
GOD DAMN
REGRETS

>>72614195
>Kaceytron
literally who

I finally understand why normies hate metal
>it sounds like shit through headphones
>it sounds like shit through phone speakers
>it sounds like shit through laptop speakers

What's /perkele/'s opinion on Master?

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>tfw so close to bingo
how do i become a better numale? if it helps, i have genuine friendships with many females

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>>72614612
>doesn't like blackened Motorhead

>>72614612
Become a sissy slut

>>72614612
>i have genuine friendships with many females
I believe you because this is the most beta thing I have ever read

Wait, since when is not being a NEET a numale thing? Having a job is not just manly, but necessary in order to be considered a real man. Or adult, for that matter.

>>72614691
>being a wagecuck is considered manly
L O L

>>72614711
>he thinks the only kind of jobs in this world come with a boss and a fixed salary
Poor thing. Maybe after you drop out of college and quit your McJob you'll find out what job satisfaction actually feels like

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>>72614743
I'm pretty sure satisfaction is spending your tax dollars from my NEETbux on Philippina hookers snorting coke on my dick while blasting glam metal

>>72614776
>tax money going to neets
Do you have any idea how anything works?

>>72614787
Yes, I fill out paperwork certifying that I have autism
The regional housing authority for my county sends said paperwork to federal government
Fed approves that I have autism, sends NEETbux (i.e. welfare) which is maintained in part by collection of income and property taxes

So thanks, faggot

>>72614829
Don't thank me, we clearly live in different countries. I still don't believe you, though.

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>>72614865
>doesn't believe I'm a social shut-in basement dwelling permavirgin NEET
Perhaps this board be will better suited for your tastes
>>>/Reddit/

>>72614906
Oh no, I do believe you're the failed attempt at a person that you say you are. I just don't believe you get paid for it.

>>72614668
>>72614674
>>72614676
sorry i should have said make it /metal/ related

>>72614951
become a sissy metal slut

>>72614927
Ever stop and realize why welfare is such an unsustainable social safety net?
Ever stop and realize that the U.S. and some European countries literally subsidize failure?

>>72614691
it's like 40% irony, dude

>>72614906
im really proud that this image hasnt become numale

>>72614961
>Ever stop and realize that the U.S. and some European countries literally subsidize failure?
No, because I don't give a fuck about foreign countries.
>>72614967
It will now

Hail satan, fuck religion, am I right my dudes?

>>72615006
yeah exept how can you hail a religious figure while also denouncing religion?

>>72614991
nah

>>72615018
It's anti-cosmic Satanism, you dip

>>72614991
Oh I get it, you're an assmad non-white third worlder who can't get NEETbux because you can hardly afford drinking water

>>72615035
>it's all the edginess of satanism with all the emo-ness of nihilism
Oh, it's meme philosohpy, gotcha

>>72615040
I envy the simplicity of your world view.

>>72615055
>>72615055
>>72615055

>>72615042
more like micro-genre philosophy

>>72615058
micro-genres are always memes

>>72614829
Im a sperg and stopped getting paid from the government when i turned 16. Nice try.

>>72615069
yeah, but not all memes are micro-genres *thinking emoji*