Okay /mu/ listen up I have gf who is massively into Metal and

Your girlfriend has better taste than you

>>72601751
>metal
>good taste

pick one.

>>72601695
How does the Hyde man do it?

>>72601800
>I mostly like entry level /mu/ shit like Animals Collected, meme Grips,and The Radioheads
Listening to paint drying would be considered better taste than this

>>72601800
>I pick my music off a chart on /mu/

>>72601800
Better than you

Ulver, Alcest, Agalloch, The Body, Sunn O)))...

I'm sure that "numale" chart is around here somewhere. It actually pretty exhaustively lists most modern metal that's doing anything interesting or experimental.

I've gotta say, though, girls who dig metal are kinda rare, especially qt ones. It's a shame that you're not on her level. Her interest in metal should be a huge bonus for her boyfriend, not a thing you have to put up with.

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>>72601866
>Listening to paint dry

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>>72601695
Candlemass Nightfall
Dont know if you are into doom metal but give it a try

>>72601848
charming, buff, and tall. daddy issue sluts love it

Post festival lineup so we can tell you who to see and you can act like you know.

>>72601934

you could have just said tall

>>72601751
She might, her fav bands are Linkin Park and In Flames. Bona fide Patrician metalcore.

>>72601866
Field recordings not my thing

>>72601878
I have other hobbies, most of what I listen to is from 2011/2012 when I had the time to find new music

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>>72601917
>Candleass

kek

don't listen to this shit OP, listen to pic related, real METAL for real MEN

>>72601934
look at this homo

>>72601695
>Animals Collected, meme Grips,and The Radioheads
Does you girlfriend know she's a faghag?

>>72602003
I know you're memeing but that's unironically a 7/10

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPyOhP1GTRQ

just play Burzum - Dunkelheit on repeat and wait for this doomed relationship to come to its inevitable end

>>72602003
>trying to post a manlier metal album
>posts the most nu-male metal album of all time
wew

>>72601913
She's a real oldfashioned QT, but she loves Animu, Vidya, coocking and Cosplaying, so we share those instead

>>72601917
Thanks !

>>72601941
https://www.copenhell.dk/line-up/

you're probably going to see some bands that have growling/unclean vocals, and I know that sares off a lot of newbies to metal, so listen to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MQfTawVLeI
it's mostly clean singing but there's some growling, I'd say it's a good entry point to appreciate this unusual technique
aldo my 60 yo mom who doesn't even know what metal means loves it, so I don't think it'll be too heavy for you
unless you're a puss

>>72602051
what a shit line-up, dump your gf.

>>72601848
He's really funny and really tall and really famous

>>72602051
>https://www.copenhell.dk/line-up/
If you really don't want to go, I'll gladly take your place mane
so many awesome bands and you're not even thankful for the opportunity...

>>72602003
Thanks, this is not as bad as I thought

>>72602032
I started with Burzum because of the Varg meme. It usually triggers her metalfriends.

>>72602173
Yeah.. Growling. Usually my music is too distorted/noizy for her. It's the most teenage rebbellion thing I cn think of.

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>>72602037
>falling for an obvious bait

I think you might like Kayo Dot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXIvlLgs_Pc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ik-Fp2defYk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70i6IrV9eqY

>>72602051
>copenhell
Cya there :)!

>>72602271
also there's gonna be rob zombie and he always puts on an awesome show, there's no way she's gonna miss that, so you might as well listen to one of his albums first
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvfA4MwVynE&list=PL04F892191055C2C5

>>72601917
How good is this album? honest opinions

>>72602051
I'm going to copenhell for:
SOAD
Slayer
Opeth
Carcass
Dillinger
TBDM

>>72602521
and bathuska

>>72602477
it's candlemass dude, they're awesome

>>72602477
it's candlemass dude, they're shit

>>72601695
>>72601800
Fucking hang yourself numale

>I mostly like entry level /mu/ shit like Animals Collected, meme Grips,and The Radioheads, that whole shitty chart basically as well as dadcore (Yes, King Crimson, Beach Boys, Bowie)

Why don't you get better taste instead this lame shit?

>>72602607
>>72602598
The Metal angst is real

>>72601695
pretentious normie scum is incompatible with metal music
enjoy your ear rape you fucking dweeb

You have to be one step ahead if you want to keep her. Fuck listening to metal. Skip it and go directly into neofolk. I'm sure she'll be impressed.

>>72602561
>>72602539
don't ever ask /metal/ for honest opinions
but candlemass is one of the big names of doom, and this is usually accepted as their best, so yeah, it's regarded as a good album
wether you like it or not is up to you, from the op I feel like you base too much of your opinions on critics and /mu/
personnally I like it but I prefer their first album, epicus doomicus metallicus (shit name I know)

Can someone post the nu-male metal chart? There's unironically a lot of good entry level albums on it.

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>>72601751
(you)

>>72602729
shit name for a shit album made by a shit band

I guess you like shit

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>>72601695
You're fucked m8, big time.
Enjoy being Illegally bulldozzingly gutturally cucked by some S|@ms Bull.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqvzHVZajps

>>72602748
are you op or another /mu/ drone? It's kinda hard to tell you all apart

why do you guys actually respond to obvious bate?

>>72602822
it's cool we're only pretending XDCC

>>72602822
it's fun
why else would you do anythig?

>>72601695


https://youtu.be/13i8lYlYxXg
https://youtu.be/goL3UZc_vcY
https://youtu.be/O2EY6urC4tg
https://youtu.be/LQDJca3w9os
https://youtu.be/bMYeQW6RIi0

>>72602808
He's not, I honestly don't know enough about it to call it shit

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>>72602051
That festival looks awful, even if my inner-14-year-old wants to see Rob Zombie real bad.

Candlemas are cool, Dillinger Escape Plan are really great and also breaking up at the end of this tour (iirc) so look into them, I guess.

>>72601695
if your ears can bare death grips you should be fine listening to most metal music, seriously

>>72602051
It's an okay lineup, I have seen worst

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>>72601695
You sound like a faggot who'd enjoy these OP

>>72602931
your op kinda made you look like a dick, but people talking shit saying they are you really made people mad
this is gonna be only memes from now on, don't expect a lot more actual help
but half of the lineup is entry level, if you don't let /mu/ memes control you as much as they do now, you're gonna have a good time

>>72602051
your gf has alright taste in metal for a chick i guess
just go there and b urself, it's nothing you couldn't handle you wuss

>>72603054
There are some un-ironically good album on this chart

>>72603088
agreed

>>72603088
That's the point

>>72603088
nice dubs btw

>>72603054
I have unironically saved this image because a lot of the albums on this are great, so the ones I don't know must be pretty good too. Thanks.

>>72603009
That's the thing, whenever she shows me Metal I kinda find it dull and just uninteresting. Much prefer the beats and samples of Death Grips

>>72602051

I like Baroness a lot.

>>72603144
We still didn't consider the possibility that your gf's taste in metal might be complete shit. What does she listen to?

Listen to the first three anthrax albums then try reign in blood then try the extreme subgenres with stuff like death, obituary and mayhem.

>>72602711
>incompatible with metal music
lmao, yeah you're cool

>>72603144
I gotta admit that as much as I like metal I've never enjoyed any metal song like I enjoy No Love, those synths are just something else.
Which bands does your gf listen to?

>>72603197
Her favorite bands I remember are In Flames, Sabbaton and Linkin Park

>>72603144
listen to some prog influenced metal maybe?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMZSJCgn_K8&t=1194s
most of the line-up makes straightforward fun metal (powerwolf, five finger death punch, airborne, rob zombie, soad,...) honestly I wouldn't sit down and listen to any of those but they would be a nice experiencein a festival
>>72603281
this has to be a bait straight from /meal/

>>72601695
kek look at her body language.

>>72603281
>In Flames, Sabbaton and Linkin Park
>Metal

lel what a cunt

>>72603281
Oh boi, you are in for a ride then. I hope she's at least nice.

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I don't listen to a lot of metal but I really enjoyed it

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>>72601695
>forced to go to a Metal festival in 2 months time.

>>72603307
>fun metal
>five finger death punch

Faggot moody sucks out the fun out of life. If you're lucky he'll start crying like a bitch and end the show after 2 songs.

>>72603307
>>72603316
It's True though, she likes the music and macho culture more than the craft in making the music, which again is what I find cringy.

Tbh I'm just planning on getting drunk & High and laughing at Edgy Metalheads

>>72603340
That's not metal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0C1p5pL01I

>>72603424
Well, many bands from the lineup are much better than that shite, so get some beer and try to have as much fun as you can.

>>72603424
>laughing at Edgy Metalheads
laugh with them, it's way more fun

and also I'm sorry about your gf's awful taste, please do not write off the entire genre because of what she shows you, I 've litterally never heard of someone this pleb
I wish I was joking
there's a lot of very interesting metal, maybe you can show her better stuff and make her stop being this much of an embarrasment

can never go wrong with stoner metal although some people might try to tell you it's not "real" metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rQ7oO72hc0

>>72603424
>In Flames, Sabbaton and Linkin Park
>macho culture

She's just another girl trying to look different with her (shitty) music taste. None of these bands are metal (well, sabbaton sometime is) and macho is the last fucking thing I think off when I see linkin park. Have you seen the fucking garbage they've been releasing for the last 10 years?

https://youtu.be/5dmQ3QWpy1Q

She's not into metal, she's just a pedestrian pleb trying to look edgy. She would probably find meme grips too brutal.

>>72603549
She does find Death Grips too Brutal

It's been getting better, but for 1 year she complained whenever I put it on.
Hell, Animal Collective "in the Flowers" was to "intense" for her

>>72603424
You will probably lose sight of her for 10 seconds then find her getting gangbanged (and loving it) by "tough guys" (faggot neckbeards) in a tent listening to five faggot dick pull full blast.

It's baffling how abhorrent taste can metal girlfriends have. My ex at least liked Megadeth, Septic Flesh and Insomnium so it wasn't that bad, but hell, was she a rarity.

>>72603607
you really should've sayed this earlier, I took you for an unbearable faggot whenever you were looking down on metal, but now that I know you were only looking down on ''metal'', I know you're just a faggot like everybody else
>>72603657
lucky

>>72603424
I thought you're just a cunt from your OP but now I feel kinda bad for you having to deal with a gf like that, you'd have been better off if her taste in music was just regular pop shit like 21 faggots, Taytay and CRJ.

if you like vikings n shit, skálmöld can provide

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_RJ9d2scYc

>>72603688
Thanks for the understanding

The "Metal" culture I know through her is spergy unkempt manchildren exclusively in band T-shirts Letting loose in Metal concerts for their pent of aggression/frustration.

I have super low expectations.. I sincerely hope it'll be better.

>>72603424
As pathetic as 'metalheads' are, you should be aware that there are blatantly pathetic things about you as well and people are still people. Just don't be a dick. I have a friend who exclusively tells me about the recent concerts he's gone to and I have to feign interest in the fact that he paid to see Black Sabbath and Iron Maiden in 2017, but he's not a bad person.

>>72603849
t b h if I had the money/chance to go see black sabbath before the last show I would talk about it too

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did you listen to this OP? one of the most interesting metal albums I've heard, and also it comes straight from this board

>>72604252
Stop memeing, it's pure shit

You're not getting over your prejudice any time soon. Just go, if you want a good time you'll find it.

>Dat pussy game ridiculous
Doubt it.

>>72604355
I like it
why do you think it's shit?

>>72604252
Fucking awful.

>>72601695
I wouldn't want to be a part of that conversation at all.

>>72603054
Yeah here's that chart I was talking about. The one that tries to shame you for liking metal that isn't Bolt Thrower but ends up just listing good albums.

>>72605106
it's just bait dude

>>72605213
I think you're right that it was conceived as bait. I'd only add that people who have an ax to grind with hipsters have adopted the chart and the "numale" term as kind of a rallying cry.

I think these days it's more often posted out of genuine resentment/anger than for the lulz.

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>>72602206
>>72601934

>>72602313
This is REALLY good !!

Thanks so much, really breaks with the dullness of "metal"

>>72601695
How does THAT get with THAT?

>>72605430
that's when he wears to insoles too i heard

>>72603281
She's not into metal.

>>72601751
>Your girlfriend has better taste than you
Underrated

>>72604252
Total shit btw.

>>72602271
why does Varg trigger her metalfriends?

>>72601695
>(Dat pussy game ridiculous)
i hope your gf leaves your for some ripped nordic metal man

>>72601695
Mr. Bungle and Black Sabbath

>>72604453
>hes shilling his own band lel

>>72602051
Go see legends Ministry and Slayer

>>72601695
Maximum the Horomone