Brutal DM is moe
>>72582507
First for Wolves
second for the first metal album ever
>tfw you successfully forced the Dying Fetus is buttdeath meme
>>72595845
meme album
Whoever posted this album yesterday, thanks, this is pretty good
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zdbCcDtte5M
Post more metal to /EatAss/ to.
>>72595910
You are welcome.
>that opening riff on My Secret Window
>>72595910
>first track features Björn "Speed" Strid
Top kek can't make this shit up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k21iTOmH1lU
animal vocals are awesome
YO LISTEN UP
>>72595845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UOs3PinKp4
Post a better song than When Satan Rules His World
>>72595864
Why do you keep forcing this meme? There's literally nothing metal about that album, it's just straight up 60s rock.
TELL THE BOYS TO STEP ASIDE
TELL THE GIRLS TO FORM A LINE
>>72596507
SWORDS
first for tech wankery
Is Pete Way the most metal man who ever lived?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53AbFhPflzw
>>72595845
its main again, godspeed
https://www.last.fm/music/Cryptopsy
>>72596646
the shittiest taste in basses
>>72596646
Waysted were underrated
Slit Your Guts > Phobophile
fight me
Anyone heard the new Elder track?
I'm not too excited so far but I suspect this could change with more listens
>>72596760
vanilla > chocolate
fite me fgts
>>72595877
Mfw i started the wrong one to fuck with spam and was the first to post the none so anime pic
>>72596791
this is correct
>>72596760
Slit your guts only has that bass slap wigger slam pioneering section to its name, phobophile has better riffs and a killer opening.
>>72596791
>I like vanilla much better than chocolate!!
>pic related, its me
>>72596791
fuck you you fucking fuck
i agree btw
>>72596890
Are there seriously numale posts over which food people eat? Top kek.
>>72596760
crown of thorns and graves of the fathers better than both
>>72596760
>Best
Phobophile
>worst
Lichmistress
>Overrated
Graves of the fathers
>Underrated
Dead and dripping
>>72595877
>tfw you started proge and Paradise Lost posting
>>72595877
Df are fun, but allinall just a 50/50 split of devourment slams and necrophagist wank, so enforcing a buttdeath meme on them is guarenteed to catch on really easy. Id pay to see them live though, and mr clean seems like a really cool bloke.
>I had diamonds but i threw them away
>Cos i dont give a fuck
>Suck my fuck!
With lyrics like these, this album is destined to be aoty.
>>72596785
didn't know they were working on new stuff; thanks
but my autism demands that I wait for the full release
>I'm not too excited
I don't think stoner doom is a very exciting subgenre, yet I'm a fan of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYBMdPyvo6A
*blocks your path*
Perishing Embryo - Not to Be Trifled With
>>72597048
best kind of meal for lifting
>>72595845
none so kawaii
post em
>tfw your cat is blue but you have to poo
Any metal for this feel?
>>72597302
>>72597348
>Cannibal corpse + stoner themes
This has to be the most mindless dudebro metal on earth.
>>72596171
I unironically enjoyed this
>>72597250
>>72595845
Is that fucking love live?
>>72597034
the world's most cliche and uninspiring album cover in BDM.
what's with faggots making /blackmetal/ outside of November?
>>72597630
cover in *rap
Wu Tang Fetus ain't nothin' to fuck with
>>72597693
WU WU WU WU WU WU WU
Dehumanizing Itatrain Worship
Cause you seem to like Love Live!'s covers.
what are some original and inspiring BDM album covers?
>>72595845
>not posting the HQ version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwSmQwZHlnM
What's your favorite track from this 2016's underrated gem?
>>72597725
What OP posted
>>72597722
Is this weeb shit or are they Japanese?
>>72597725
I quite like this one. I should probably listen to it at some point.
>>72597822
weebshit
>>72597309
top kek
>>72597725
most artistic I've ever seen on a BDM album.
O O G H
>>72597725
really makes me think
>>72597887
>can't get a digital version on bandcamp
http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/KEK/3540426345
WHAT
>>72597725
Hmmm...
>>72597843
Hey, that's pretty good.
>>72597889
hahaha wtf
>>72597816
Those lazy bastards used that 'Brutal Tooth' font.
Also, more crappy weebgrind:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gh3XYs_ibeU
>>72597911
metal is the shitposting genre, get used to it
>>72597911
>>72597911
This is not bad actually
https://kekbm.bandcamp.com/album/misty-woods-of-kekistan
>>72597911
in the woods of kekistan
we search the caves for trolls
for days we track them through the snow
and in the night we follow the smell of shit
piled up right by a post
in the woods of kekistan
no telling what youll see
mostly shills and faggots from /b/
in the misty woods of kekistan!
say goodbye to your safespace
this is our land tread if you dare
no need for bearmace
only trolls give you glares deep in the woods of kekistan
>no memebased glam metal band
>>72598495
>glam
>metal
pick one.
>>72598495
glam itself is a meme
I've only been listening to metal for about a year, this is my favorite album
Can anyone recommend me something similar?
O O G H
>>72597019
John is a fukkken God mane
>>72597650
idk but the threads are truly awful
>>72597911
>>72598347
>mfw this is actually legit good black metal
You'd never guess that this is some meme project just by listening. Damn. If the album was free I'd download it in a heartbeat, although 3 CAD isn't too bad.
>>72598932
The guy has actually made some legit BM before this
https://herrwulf.bandcamp.com/album/boreal-tundra
https://herrwulf.bandcamp.com/album/schizophrenic-delusions
https://herrwulf.bandcamp.com/
>>72598627
My Dying Bride, Saturnus, Novembers Doom, October Tide, Swallow the Sun
post good power metal that isn't USPM
>>72597250
>>72599142
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOvZKJlrtk8
>>72598967
>>72598967
Much appreciated, cheers anon
Thoughts?
>>72599174
shit when did havukruunu become numale
well bitch, swallow the cum
>>72599381
Decent, but far from Devy's best
>>72599204
That Napalm Records intro is like an official seal of shit. You just know the song is going to be complete garbage when you see it at the beginning of a video. Then again, what else could you even expect from a video that starts with a super cheesy and cringy flame explosion effect made in two minutes with Windows Movie Maker.
>>72599398
they didn't
don't fall for memes
>>72599413
Whats his best? Ive only heard this and loved it. What else in his discovraphy is like this?
>>72599142
Dark Forest - Beyond The Veil
>>72599204
he asked for good power metal
>>72599464
Poser.
>>72599509
epicloud is a bit more cheesy but in the sme spirit
honestly devy is a goldmine you can't go wrong
>>72599563
Alright. Thanks anon.
>>72599517
What makes it bad?
>>72599509
Terria or Ocean Machine Biomech are generally considered his best
Accelerated Evolution and Addicted are solid too
Ziltoid and Deconstruction if you want wacky
Ki and Casualties of Cool if you want comfy
Physicist is more thrrashy but undrrated
>>72599204
Good grief that was bad.
For cheesy Mad Max themed shit, I'll take Children Of Technology:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hy4AjFHz6o
>>72599381
wank like 90% of his discography, exceptions: SYL - City because its bloody awesome, DTP Epicloud because its a good driving music and I'm nostalgic because Anneke.
>>72599630
Devy is one of the least wank prog metal asrtists dude
>>72599629
That sucked
GRANDMA!!
New Bermuda is actually a legit good atmo black album. Better than Sunbather desu
Is /metal/ basically the shitposting genre?
TRVE METAL 4EVER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Llt6kyAdHZI
>>72599881
/metal/ is a general thread
metal is a genre
if you're talking about /mu/ generals, /bleep/ probably takes the cake
if you're talking about genres, surely Aussie hip-hop or Brazilian funk carioca would beat metal at shitposting
>>72599999
Quint's of absolute truth!
>>72597250
why the goat has boobies?
>>72600142
If you could choose between drawing something with boobs and drawing something without boobs, which would you choose?
i like this anime on album covers thing desu
i like grunge too
>>72600348
t. nonglam
>>72600390
i like glam too
>>72596171
>>72597462
Me too. It was a fun listen
>>72599999
Nice get friend
>>72600339
>>72600621
fucking lmao
>>72600348
I posted this as a meemee but can anyone rec me some grunge?
Should we make a list of essential metal albums?
>>72596760
Muh nigga
>>72596945
>>72596879
fags
>>72600675
Vektor - Terminal Redux
>>72600675
No.
>>72600675
yes, i'll do it now. essentials: every glam album released between '75 and '89. Everything else is gay shit for nu-males.
>>72600675
we have this
>>72598868
this
>>72597693
>>72597709
Hearty kek
>>72600621
>Jojo
>Love Live
DELET THIS
>>72597900
>>can't get a digital version on bandcamp
I know those feels brozum
>>72600675
We already have one
>>72600770
wow look at how well thought out this chart is every album there a winner
>>72600742
Both are garbage
What's that fairly recent BDM release where the vocals turn into brutal death beat boxing in some songs?
>>72597887
*O O O G H
extra "O" for being that fukkken gud
>>72600724
>>72600770
ebin maymays fellow /metal/heads ! XD le nu-male cucks so triggered ahah
>>72600793
>responing to obvious bait
actual nu-male detected
New Hate album is supposedly out, but I can't find it on Bandcamp.
>>72598653
muh nigha
it's muh bday bois, post some nasty thicc osdm RIFFS
>>72600645
Do you like gravelly female vocals?
>>72600227
With, of course. Now I put it to you, sir: If you could choose between having boobs and not having boobs, which would you choose?
>>72600787
bumping for interest
It's out in case anyone cares
>>72600810
that cover reeks of -core
>>72599999
whoa
>>72596583
recc me so weeb $l@m
>>72600902
Thanks mannn
>>72599519
>>72599596
>>72599745
t. Napalm Records
There's no need to shill this hard, mate.
>>72600916
Having boobs. But very small ones, so they don't get in the way of anything.
>>72595877
is buttdeath or pizzadeath better?
GODS FROM THE SKIES
ABDUCTION STARFLEET ON THE RISE
GREEN BLACK COMBINED FORCE
WAVES THE FLAG FROM ANOTHER WORLD
Insomnium - Above the Weeping World
>>72601190
DHORNS :DDD
>>72601322
MY BENIS :DDDD
IS DE BORDEGZ 8-DDDDDD
>>72600339
Nice to see someone posting my OC.
>>72601190
Great album.
Too bad that IBM is dead nowadays.
>>72599174
Paramore's former bassist is a cool guy, though.
>>72597605
>mfw all the "reee weebs"fags are silent :^)
Babymetal member cosplayed as her favorite Love Live character :)
>>72601515
Yeah, I wish there were more albums like Grave New World
>>72601596
holy FUCK that's cute
would administer guttural slamming headpats
>>72601596
looks like a cheap trannie
trapfags have appropriated every cute article of clothing
now every girl who wears cute clothes looks like a man in disguise
>>72601596
I'd pat her head if you know what I mean
>tfw nose is leaking like a faucet
>cold kicking in on a friday
metal for this awful feel?
>>72601596
>Nozomi
not surprised to see that a shit band has shit taste in waifus too
>>72601859
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SD8ftp4ntow
>>72601918
>posting the literal rip-off of Moa
Should I cop?
>>72600788
god damn right
>>72602054
It's like 6 bucks why the fuck not
>>72596171
love this album
>>72601859
Post essential brutal death
How do I into drone metal?
>>72597911
>misty woods of kekistan
holy shit slay me
>>72597630
PLOT TWIST
>>72597309
holy shit kek
>>72597309
This is neat
>>72597911
pretty solid 2nd wave bm worship considering it's just a meme actually
the normies will not divide us, praise kek
>>72600621
Delte
>>72601695
What did he mean by this?
>>72602625
>venturing outside /meal/
>>72602625
>likes /mu/core
>claims to be a pretentious normie
>expects to appreciate metal in 2 months
lmaoing at his life right now
>>72602625
>going to /mu/
>>72597822
>Is this weeb shit or are they Japanese
chinese anime fans who are taking the piss after being disgusted by fullblown weeaboos
if god isn't real then explain this?
>>72600787
No one?
Can someone at least name some noteworthy recent (ie second half of 2016 up until now) BDM releases?
I'm fairly certain it wasn't Katalepsy's 2016 album.
>>72602625
this is a mistake, he doesn't need the memes that /meal/ is about to spew on him
he seems like a huge asshole but he is salvageable
hi /metal/
I wanna start getting into metal because I need angrier music to hate myself to since /emoe/ isn't cutting it anymore
how do I achieve this, preferable with cute sounding boy singers?
>>72602773
Analepsy?
>>72602786
you're fucking gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcO5ISw0Zr0
>>72595845
wew
>>72602786
try Demilich if you like cute boys vocals
>>72602810
>>72595845
>>72600339
>>72602810
Is this the next ebin /metal/ meme?
>>72602787
yes
>>72602787
>Analepsy
No
>>72597911
I have no words.
>>72602787
maybe
>>72597911
Thanks Canada.
>>72597911
Alright which one of you is this
>>72603089
it's probably someone from /pol/
>>72603089
>>72603111
It's a guy that has made some BM before, see
>>72598952
>>72602773
I think I just remembered something from the record I'm searching for:
on the cover was a rectangular building/monolith type of thing with a sort of tower on each corner (I think)
>>72603111
no he actually posts here
>>72603261
how do you know that? i-is it you?
>>72603312
no silly, he posted his bandcamp here when he released one of those earlier albums.
What does /mu/ think of this album?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdzPph7Qxg8
>>72603406
That looks like a Max Payne knock off game cover lmao
>>72603456
yeah that cover sucks ass. one of the lamest cover i´ve seen
>>72603406
>buttdeath
>>72595877
You're absolutely right about that.
>>72597250
That's a massive stretch.
>>72603406
>>72597034
Who the fuck designs these covers, you keep making fun of djent and proge covers but this looks equally terrible.
>>72603584
You would be familiar with massive stretching.
>>72603406
That looks atrocious
>>72603672
holy kek
>>72603672
I don't get it
Thoughts?
>>72603790
i liked how noisy is was
are there any drone metal bands/albums that use a similar guitar tone to stuff like Portal or Sulphur Aeon?
>>72600810
oh shit I nearly forgot about these guys
I've only made it up to 2008 in their discography, but enjoyed so far
got some catching up to do
thanks m8
>>72602355
Meshuggah album closers
You DO like Meshuggah, don't you, Anon?
>>72602787
I don't know
>>72603672
REKT
>>72603672
Lmao
>>72602787
can you repeat the question
>>72603996
ah yer mum told you, lad?
>>72604034
>phale
>>72604019
Analepsy?
>>72604060
yes
>>72604019
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW
>>72604019
FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YA TELL ME
anyone have the raging numale copypasta?
>>72604060
maybe
>>72604154
I'm a nu-male and I'm tired of everyone pretending it matters or that I'm less worth as a person because of it. You can all meme yourselves out of existence, doesn't change the fact that we're pretty much where humanity is headed. Yeah I might be a cucked BLACKED pegged manlet piece of shit, but soon enough everyone will be. And those disgusting, fat, triggered tumblr SJW "females" with a title in imaginary taxonomy are also the future.
It's awful and I hate it, but it's inevitable. I'm a nu-male, that's right. I listen to feelsy post-avant-atmoblackgaze and like putting things up my arse and whatever. As I said, soon enough we all will be.
Except the lucky ones who can muster enough courage to end their lives, but of course, being a nu-male, I will never know courage in my entire, possibly obscenely long life.
Pic related, it's my favourite album of all times. It gives me *mmmuh feels*
>>72597722
REC METAL WITH ANIME COVER ART
>>72604213
That's priceless. When/how did this happen?
>>72604232
only 2 threads back senpai
>>72570740
it wasn't in reply to anything; just an outburst
>>72604231
>>72604231
Is this a male or a female?
>>72604308
thats neige actually
>>72604134
MOTHERFUCKER
>>72604231
>>72604231
>
¡¡¡¡WHITE POWER!!!!
14/88
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuFAMAYjgq8
>>72604347
mercifully low resolution
>>72604213
>title in imaginary taxonomy
P O E T R Y
O
E
T
R
Y
>>72604231
Just look up eastern european brutal death/slam bands
someone should post shitting dick nipples now tbqh
>>72596760
No Benedictine Convulsions love?
Who /cinco/ here?
I'm a nu-male and I'm tired of everyone pretending it matters or that I'm less worth as a person because of it. You can all meme yourselves out of existence, doesn't change the fact that we're pretty much where humanity is headed. Yeah I might be a cucked BLACKED pegged manlet piece of shit, but soon enough everyone will be. And those disgusting, fat, triggered tumblr SJW "females" with a title in imaginary taxonomy are also the future.
It's awful and I hate it, but it's inevitable. I'm a nu-male, that's right. I listen to feelsy post-avant-atmoblackgaze and like putting things up my arse and whatever. As I said, soon enough we all will be.
Except the lucky ones who can muster enough courage to end their lives, but of course, being a nu-male, I will never know courage in my entire, possibly obscenely long life.
Pic related, it's my favourite album of all times. It gives me *mmmuh feels*
>>72604398
art of life rather than blue blood?
>>72604559
Irony is passive-aggressive and for nu-males
HEY KID!
JOIN THE NU-MALE ARMY NOW!
>>72604709
why is Ozzy associated with nu-males?
>>72604655
Which makes the post unironic, and that makes it ironic again, and so on
>>72596667
pleb
>>72604756
nus love early black sabbath, but get repelled by heaven and hell
>>72604756
because this >>72604778
>>72604778
what about the ian gillian and tony martin eras?
Remember that this man was the last knight that fought against nu-malery
>>72604778
You know what they say, for every moment of truth, there's confusion in life
>>72604815
Ian Gillian is the physical embodiment of dad rock, no nu can withstand his power.
>>72604845
>overtly dramatic but somehow also generic
>m'lady-tier *muh mediaeval* LARPing
>manlet
>born in Frisco
>against nu-malery
If anything he pioneered it
>>72604901
Dio pioneered power metal, the most anti-numale genre
>>72604916
What is manly about reading fantasy novels and writing songs about them?
>>72602816
lol good post anon
>>72604916
Hipsters can't get into power metal.
since it's all about being yourself
>>72604956
t. blackie
>>72604956
t. cuckzzy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKcuPnkG-mM
>>72604998
t. butthurt powerglam cuck
>>72605029
t. nu-male of nu-males
>>72605073
>>72604998
>>72605027
>le t. meme xDD
>sure showed him xxdd
Don't worry, It's ok to be a nu-male now, no need to project like that
FUCK NU-MALES AND FUCK KEKZZY
LONG LIVE TRUE METAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjCBV6o_DSE
I'm a nu-male and I'm tired of everyone pretending it matters or that I'm less worth as a person because of it. You can all meme yourselves out of existence, doesn't change the fact that we're pretty much where humanity is headed. Yeah I might be a cucked BLACKED pegged manlet piece of shit, but soon enough everyone will be. And those disgusting, fat, triggered tumblr SJW "females" with a title in imaginary taxonomy are also the future.
It's awful and I hate it, but it's inevitable. I'm a nu-male, that's right. I listen to feelsy post-avant-atmoblackgaze and like putting things up my arse and whatever. As I said, soon enough we all will be.
Except the lucky ones who can muster enough courage to end their lives, but of course, being a nu-male, I will never know courage in my entire, possibly obscenely long life.
Pic related, it's my favourite album of all times. It gives me *mmmuh feels*
>>72605201
nice pasta also you can't call rainbow rising a nu-male album
>>72605201
>rainbow's rising
>nu-male
nice try cuckzzy
>>72605233
>can't call rainbow rising a nu-male album
Looks like he just did, though
I'm a nu-male and I'm tired of everyone pretending it matters or that I'm less worth as a person because of it. You can all meme yourselves out of existence, doesn't change the fact that we're pretty much where humanity is headed. Yeah I might be a cucked BLACKED pegged manlet piece of shit, but soon enough everyone will be. And those disgusting, fat, triggered tumblr SJW "females" with a title in imaginary taxonomy are also the future.
It's awful and I hate it, but it's inevitable. I'm a nu-male, that's right. I listen to feelsy post-avant-atmoblackgaze and like putting things up my arse and whatever. As I said, soon enough we all will be.
Except the lucky ones who can muster enough courage to end their lives, but of course, being a nu-male, I will never know courage in my entire, possibly obscenely long life.
Pic related, it's my favourite album of all times. It gives me *mmmuh feels*
>>72605255
for an unreleased album this shit slaps
>>72602787
The true patrician choice
>tfw I like all sides of metal
>tfw I'm above you all
>>72605603
>tfw stuck in a rut where everything sounds boring/riffs are good but i forget them
>Rape their women as they cry (4:23)
What did they mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMUKYHrcGhw
Why does no one ever mention this?
>>72605729
Ugh that's like so sexist
>>72605745
literally who
>>72605829
>being this much of a poseur
>>72605745
who?
Throwing the beer bottle to poser face
Beat! Fuck you! Satan
Throwing the beer bottle to poser face
Beat! Fuck you! Satan
Satanik metal fucking hell
Satanik metal fucking hell
Satanik metal fucking hell
Satanik metal fucking hell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTAkPEpY1GY
Give me an idea for a flag bearer compilation.
>>72606062
death
metal
and hardcore
>>72605984
fuck off
migr7
>>72606163
>>72606163