Terrible Songs Made By Someone You Know

Nice guy. Actually not a bad musician believe it or not. But fuck me is this pish or what?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjCC_Uosf9k

>>72591967
first 17 seconds was the best part

>>72592233
I feel a little bad bitching about a friend, so here is a performance where I think they're not bad (although it's not my sort of music).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7PbTSCphtA

tfw somebody posted my music in one of these threads once

>>72592323
Ouch. Did you work out who it was?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkPp7PiGo5s

not outright terrible but this faggot had daddy and mommy pay his way into the studio.

from the richest part of michigan

>>72592379
so did taylor swift but she had (some) actual talent and is fuckable

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>>72592379
>not outright terrible
I can't even make it past the first 20 seconds

>>72592379
What a fucking dick cheese.

>>72592290
Beats mumford and sons

https://taylorredding.bandcamp.com/album/the-tech-tape

Buckle up, boys

>>72592373
Yeah it was that dickhead Anon. That guys a cock

>>72592379
Oh god as soon as I heard it was using the Mask Off beat. Oh god as soon as you still hear Future. OH GOD I'M LISTENING AS I TYPE. He keeps doing the exact same rhyme scheme.

"I smoke some weed" is the most cringe in a song about a Molly

https://soundcloud.com/theguadaloopcanal

>the whole "no artwork aesthetic statement"

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>>72592379
Mask Off (remix)
>not even remixed
Mfw

>>72593930
Sounds like early 21 pilots, that dide should hang himself for emulating cancer

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>>72591900
https://soundcloud.com/baby-t-g-i-fridays

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>>72591900
https://soundcloud.com/elijah-sparks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzxg2skI7I4

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https://soundcloud.com/emhorton/not-unless-we-were-older

Its actually not that bad but the context of it was

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>>72594078
RIP headphones, literal ear-rape

>>72594031
>not intended for human consumption


well, you see that explains it

>>72594016
i dont think hes ever listened to them on purpose. pretty sure he was just emulating Why and Casiotone for The Painfully Alone, and like, James Blake, and that shit heap is what is there. Me and some friends would play that album for a laugh when he wasnt around

>>72594057
I feel like all chiptune sounds this bad so i dont know if this is good or not

https://themaples.bandcamp.com/releases

dont know them personally but ive been to a show they played in and theyer friends of friends the "bass" player just plays the low E on a guitar and im 90% sure her guitars amps not even on you can never hear her play and the guitarist/singer is just pure cringe both of them are

>>72594166
I just cant take the
>mUh H4xxck1n9 5ki11s!! rawr
Songtitles


Plus the mac demarco outfit

>>72594173
Even chiptune can at least do interesting things

Also, that's not chiptune, it's just shit

>>72594202
This would be okay if the year was 2009 and FIDLAR hadnt already done the
>dude sk8tbourds && weed 420
act yet

>>72594262
I dont know maybe its something you have to see in person to feel the cringe but I just think the lyrics and the singing is awful even in their "release" but you do have a point the whole garage sound would be okay if it were the time

>>72594262
Nah it still wouldn't be okay

Like that singer is trying so goddamn hard to sound like he's not from Texas, you hear it better on "White Crime"

Also they fuckin suck dude, I don't know what you were listening to

>>72591900
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OlJKGDGGMw
some shit rapper kid from indio
>shit-hop
>ween,frank zappa,tyler the creator type music( its funny to listen to)

>>72594321
holy kek.
it was worth it to listen to the cringe song.
his channel is golden.

>>72594321
Why do amateur rappers always have the flow of early rappers from the 1980s?

>>72594370
I really don't know, maybe its because its just simple as fuck.
Its really sad, because he's been rapping since we've been in elementary school and we're already in our mid 20s.

>>72591900
Fuck you faggot you don't know me. And if you do I'm gonna beat your shit in

>>72594539
im not OP but please tell me this was satire because literally everything about this was fucking garbage

>>72594683
fuck you man I put my heart and sole into that it really means a lot to be and my many supporting admirerers. what have you done that you can be proud of instead of sitting on your ass bitching about people on the internet? sad, very sad.

>>72594735
if you put your heart and SOUL into that then please find something else because you clearly have no idea what youre doing and the fact that you actually used the word ADMIRERS tells me that youre doing this for purely superficial reasons and you have no actual passion for music

>>72594816
fuck you vrirgin go cry yourself to sleep I get laid all the time because of my amazing music

>>72594855
This is actually hilarious

>>72594883
yeah glad your laughing you wont be when I kick your skinny ass bitch

>>72594908
nice b8 but plz stop shitting up this thread. We know yr fake. We know you arent the guy. Leave now or post proof.

>>72591900
Holy shit this is hilarious.

>>72594855
yeah sure keep telling yourself that buddy also I can see why youre trying make it in the rap game because if you actually spell like an illiterate retard then this is literally your only hope to escape your shitty life cause I can see see that you'll never make it in anything else

>>72594919
aww c'mon man I was just starting to have fun dont make the guy leave

>>72591900
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvxRsDpXPGo

>>72594964
Fuck me, this is just him singing to the exact same melody over a karaoke version of that one pop song that was all over the radio for fucking ever, isn't it

>>72594919
you want proof faggola? i am recording an original diss that will END YOUR LIFES when you hear it just you wait dont underestimate my talent bitches

>>72594995
OH SHIT SON

Man I really hope this dude delivers, it would be the one thing to happen in this thread that wouldn't make me want to die

>>72594995
sounds good man cant wait to die from laughter from your shitty rap

>>72594105
>https://taylorredding.bandcamp.com/album/the-tech-tape

what's the context of this being bad?

>>72595007
This thread will be long gone before it ever appears, if it ever does. Nigga is like the word "rhyme" can rhyme with "rhyme".

I feel god in this thread tonight and he is weeping

>>72595007
kek

>>72591900
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWL_G9Xhbio

They paid Riff Raff an ungodly amount to just be shitty in this song.

>>72595044
2:12 is when it gets to the worst.

>tfw no one posted my music in these threads yet
>tfw it's probably because i literally have no friends

>>72595044
That is so terrible it's brilliant. The Plan 9 From Outer Space of rap.

>>72595072
Hey, no need to feel left out, you know you so you can post it yourself

https://dave-roland.bandcamp.com/track/roland-under-the-covers-2

you all aren't ready for this shit

>>72595044
This reminds me of Louis Theroux attempting to rap, although even he came across as more intimidating.

https://youtu.be/sSLQbafBipw

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>>72595119
>title is a play on his own name
>"we're roland under the covers like lovers"
>"yeah baby you're my lady"

>>72595093
clipping it so hopefully i don't dox myself

https://clyp.it/0m5k1pdg
https://clyp.it/dgmxuo2f


feel free to bully

Some old acquaintances put this out. Don't know what my favorite part is, the harmonies, dancing, or guitar solo.
https://youtu.be/sA4Oxbakl0Y

>>72595007
>>72595038
yeah keep talkin shit pussies, just keep bumpin this thread and gettin my dope shit more plays hahaha

>>72595227
yeah because plays of people mocking you are worth a lot

>160 plays
but well i get it, gotta make do with what you have

>>72595194
What DAW are you using?
First one is pretty decent, second one sounds like you're doing a commercial for keytars in the mid 80s, like please do something more interesting with your drums I'm begging you

Overall though, best things in this thread

>>72595242
just like the GOAT lil yachty says - all publicity is good publicity, you stupid pleb

>>72595266
REAPER

>>72595227
The plays you get from this thread have the same usefulness as showing a drowning man a picture of air.

>>72595269
Huh. Props for that, then. Anyway, keep at it, please learn how to write percussion, and try to pick up a few mixing and mastering techniques. Potential's there, just keep writing.

>>72595285
that's from 2 years ago, i got depressed and stopped writing music lol

>>72595271
fuck you shut up before I slip my dick in your mouth

>>72595267
lil yachty? that actually says a lot about your shitty music also calm down its just sound cloud youre making it sound like it actually means something

>>72595271
and hold up.. dude are you fucking retarded? first off how does one take a pic of "air"? second, a picture would get all soggy underwater. not to mention you can barely even see underwater baka lay off the vapes dumbass

>>72595194
First track is good but the second sounds wrong in so many ways, it's almost like some layers are the wrong scale.

>>72595289
My dude, I have clinical depression so bad I'm hospitalized like once a month and I still write music. Get back into it, it'll make you feel better once you start seeing progress in your skills. I listen to my old shit all the time compared to my current stuff and it makes me feel proud as hell and I want that feeling for you. Give it another shot, man.

>>72595316
ok, just because you asked, downloading synth1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1sSK_01NBI

>>72595321
There you go. Keep at it and you'll thank me later.

>>72595310
>dumbass that doesn't understand metaphors calling others dumbass
The irony. You really are the guy from OPs post aren't you?

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>>72595310
how can someone be this ignorant

>>72595305
explains why im so sick right? lil boat the GOAT started as a "sound cloud" rapper so yea it does mean something
>>72595333
i bet you think you;re so smart don't you faggot you probably still drink mommas breastmilk for nutrients

>>72595343
>posts fagtano
idk why don't you ask your precious melon you get all your other opinions from stupid cunt

>>72595345
So do you have a beat prepared for this diss track or are you gonna try to make your own? I noticed in OPs post that the beat was made by some other dude and I'm very interested in hearing you attempt to make something musically interesting

>>72591900
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sB_xN9tJ2yY

>>72595386
hey dick why don;t you hop off my sack alright. everythng i touch is hot

>>72595400
That sounds like you might be anemic, you should get that checked out

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>>72595400

>>72595395
That's not actually too bad, though no idea what he is singing about. Do I detect a hint of jelly?

https://soundcloud.com/kapper-mikey
my friend made these with his brother when he was 11. They're genuinely funny to me and not awful

>>72595451
holy signal to noise ratio batman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DYUDDJx19g
She had a worse song but it seems like she deleted it.

>>72595470
How the fuck do you justify how she stole that dude's motorcycle, like what was the conversation

>Hey, I think I left my purse out there, can you throw me the keys so I can unlock it?

Dude fuckin deserved to lose that bike

>>72595470
Hah, this is catastrophic. I actually thought she was singing "savage in my heart, savage in my butt" until I got right to the end.

>>72591900
i have a song but the guy took it off soundcloud.

not sure how he even got a record deal with this shit.

https://www.beatport.com/track/andromeda-original-mix/8814101

https://m.soundcloud.com/marcfrvncis/3-bags-pls-prod-pittthakid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2dhda1dOrQ
He's actually 19 believe it or not.