Next month I start my job as a DJ on a Cruise ship - Whats the

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cn6UDMCCfgA

>>72585460
dman how'd you land that gig? I'd fukin love to get paid to share music with people

Slip this one, nobody will notice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChjJEU8_szU

>>72585460
Honestly depends on the culture of the people on the boat. You could play songs about getting raped in the ass and spanish teenage girls would twerk to it whilst there fathers watched without batting an eyelid.

It's over so quicly they won't know what hit them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUKfbgp4p-4

>>72585460
Play some 2 Live Crew OP

>>72585686
which song are you referring to

>>72585460
THIS BOAT IS OBVIOUSLY SINKING

We're all gonnae die (quite soon if you're old enough to go on a cruise)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbL9Vsobx8I

>>72585538
Honestly not that hard - I'm a club DJ working around the country and they really need staff because nobody wants to live on a boat for 6 weeks at a time...

Titanic theme

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the 12 inch version of In the Navy should get you lynched by old people or anyone with musical taste

>>72585878
>lynched by old people

But old people love that cheesy shit anon, even the raging homophobes.

Its going down - Xecutioners.
Down Down Deeper and Down - Status Quo.
Drip Drip Drip goes the water - Chumbawamba.

Under the sea - Little Mermaid
Dont rock the Boat baby - Hues Corporation
Evanescence - I'm going under


Or This >
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4LyoUGxVd8

>>72585903
You forgot this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AUEjzVQwKo

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>>72585785
>/threading your own post
Cringe desu

https://youtu.be/YSfTdzoO4ic

>>72585460
Subject matter honestly doesn't matter, just the feel of the music. You could play a song about Somali pirates and if it was bouncy enough nobody would pay any attention to the words. If you want to piss people off play something slow and loud, but with lots of low notes, something like Iron Man sonically, but not something they've heard. That's important, obscurity pisses normals off. This works on baby boomers, but if they are older (they usually are), though, you probably couldn't piss them off if you tried.