Damn...

>>72564649
DAMN. OP tell us how you really feel?

>>72564649
Hip Hop prior /mu/= Grape Soda
Kanye West and Kendrick Lamar = Milk

>>72564649
so is this telling me I have to be drunk to enjoy Jazz?

>>72564706
if you can enjoy any art form while sober you're a damn pleb

Rock vs jazz elitists are annoying

true patricians appreciate both

>>72564725
>jazz
>rock
>art
pick only one

>>72564649
classical music = wine
avant-garde classical music = wine + bleach

>>72564837
>classical music = wine
so classical music is for women?

>>72564649
since when has jazz been "difficult to down"?

>>72564842
That would be tequila.

>>72564649
So jazz is literally pretentious garbage

>>72564649
Holy shit this image makes me rage way more than it probably should

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jazz = Donepezil + baby food

>>72564812
Jazz can be rock tho. John Zorn, Frank Zappa, Miles Davis, that kind stuff.

>>72564837
Most of the canon was avant garde when it came out.

>>72564649
Alcohol in high amounts is a meme though. It tastes like ass.

jazz = fried chicken and watermelon

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>art

actually, rock is beer + heroin

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>>72564897
>Art.

>>72564910
edgy

>>72564837
wine is a true drink for supreme gentlesirs

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>>72564649
what genre would four loko be?

>>72564974
Death Grips or other meme band.

>>72564649
>Orchestral

>folk music =moonshine + cow shit

>>72564974
gabba, for sure

>>72564812
art doesn't mean good art. Music is an art, jazz and rock are music, therefore they are art

>>72564649
The drink on the left could be fine, the drink on the right looks like dog shit

>>72564649
How do they get rum to float on top of coke

>>72564649
that looks like the worlds most disgusting drink

>>72564852
i think you mean gin + tonic

>>72564649
Thanks god i dont drink ;)

>>72565950
They haven't drank alchohol obviously.

>>72566067
>>72565950

You guys do know that rum *would* float on top of coke, right? Alcohol has only 78.9% the density of water, and coke has a lot more sugar.

ah yes, the jazz shooter, aka "I'm an underaged kid raiding my parents' liquor cabinet and taking just a little from each bottle so they don't notice."

Seems appropriate.

Also, rum and coke in a shot glass 'cuz people shoot rum and coke, right? Is the perfect drink for modern rock fans.

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who /straightedge/ here

>>72566728
I don't do drugs if that's what you're asking. When I think 'straight edge' I think of somebody who is vocal against drugs and acts like an asshole about it.

>>72564697
Milk is racist against blacks you asshole

>Rock = Smooth, tasty, goes down easy

>Jazz = A complete clusterfuck of shit, just fucking thrown together with no consideration

Hmm...really made me THUNK

Can't discuss music without useless analogy that is just used to make jokes. Ok.

>>72564884
>babbys first jazz is art
:)

>>72566625
Too bad alcohol and water are miscible

>>72564897
There is literally nothing wrong with Kenny G.
Prove me wrong.

>>72564649
>i listen to jazz, acknowledge my superiority!
these types of images are so pretentious lmao