Will Rahmer edition
previously on /meatl/ >>72546638
I NEED MORE POWER METAL
2nd for gorenoise
Is there a worse mascot?
>>72556627
I wonder what Alex Jones actually listens to
>>72556592
Mortician is tough as fuck
>>72556690
Dad rock
there was a lot of knee high sock posting last thread. stop it.
>>72556709
none tougher
>>72556767
>tfw drink 6 bottles of plastic water bottles a day
>>72556767
lmfao
>>72556690
NSBM
What do you guys think of Savatage?
Dead thread
>>72557024
Post power metal
Today's my birthday and all I did was go to work then sit at home and eat an entire pizza.
Metal for this feel?
>>72557106
>post-power metal
Wonder if that is a thing
>>72557124
>>72557124
pizza thrash
>>72557124
How do you eat a whole pizza.
>>72557124
pizzadeath such as Children of Bodom
>>72556592
>>72556774
I wonder if he gets laid a lot or if his personality and interest repel women.
>>72557365
I'm 400 lbs
I want to bully a cute musclegirl with my skinny fists
any metal for this urge?
>>72557365
one slice at a time?
Post metal qts
>>72557365
it's easy
t. skinnyfag
>>72557478
no "qts" here
only hot metal babes
>>72557365
you put bits of it into your mouth, you chew em, and then you swallow, until the whole pizza's gone
Where can I find Classical-Folklore-Power Metal?
>>72557569
equilibrium before they went full retard
>>72557124
Happy Bday Brozum
>>72557512
>no qts in metal
>>72557625
qts are just female nu-males
What do you guys think of Symphony X?
>>72556673
is there a better mascot?
What's the best Dan Swano?
>>72557727
>>72556774
>nydm patch
Gross.
Post what you're blastin' lads
>>72557960
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkwywa85UEk
>>72557960
Fucking mint shon
>>72557512
>only hot metal babes
I need more power metal music...
>>72558232
Metal girls are psychotic whores that are literally outnumbered 20:1 by men in the metal scene. Stay the fuck away.
>>72557960
>>72558232
>>72558275
>almost had qt metal gf
>she wasn't overtly insane
>fucked it up
>>72557587
That's not power metal.
>>72558275
>>72558301
can someone redpill me on this le metal chicks are insane and psychotic meme?
>>72558232
FUUUUUGGGG
>>72558301
Looks like you'll have to shove A Fist in Your Northern Pie instead
>>72558417
perpetuated by the same people who unironically call themselves mgtow, don't worry about it
>>72558520
>mgtow
the fuck is that?
>>72558551
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=MGTOW
>>72558585
LE IMGTFY XDDD
>>72556774
He's a dick and fuck NYDM, buncha has beens
>>72558417
Because metal women are in lesser supply, they're harder to get because they have a higher choice pool themselves.
They also tend to go for assholes who look like Will Rahmer and then regret it when they're in their mid 30s so there's that going for ya
Anyone going to see Taake on tour? Shit is gonna be lit
>>72558800
The closest date to me is a 10 hour drive away so probably not
Post albums nu-males won't understand
>>72556690
Iced Earth and Sons of Liberty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXcGIjGGdGU
>>72558800
>>72558846
saw them last year, really good show, not worth driving far to see though, maybe with a bigger band
anybody got a really catchy black metal album? I've been listening to Darkthrone and I want to hear something that's like In The Shadow of the Horns but a whole album of that instead of just one song.
what does /metal/ think of Sabaton?
Bunch of my friends went to go see them tonight, I didn't go though because I find them cheesy as fuck, and figured they'd be hard to sit through...
>>72558996
>sitting at a metal gig
>>72558996
everyone i've met who likes sabaton was a brony at some point, that's all i really know about them
>>72557960
>>72559053
I've literally never heard of this connection
>>72557960
formalers fater 2 da fresh
>>72559056
good album
>>72559032
sit/stand, you know what mean... i don't think i could take a whole show of them.
>>72558995
samael maybe, celtic frost obviously
>>72557365
how do you not eat a whole pizza? They're made to be individual servings
I mean I'm 60 kg but I'd just starve If I ate less than a full pizza
same way you drink a whole six pack. with desperation, loneliness, and enough self-loathing, anything is possible.
Glamfags are the bronies of metal.
>>72559666
Digits confirm
>>72559666
>glamfags
are there any even left?
>>72559666
Glamvestites eternally btfo
Meshuggah has some good songs
>>72559826
The one song they have is good, its just repeated every time they do something
red laces only
>>72558459
RIP Piotr
>>72556673
don't insult the Johnny
Does /metal/ like Led Zeppelin? How big is their influence on metal music?
>>72560501
proto proto-metal
>>72560501
Great band. Not metal, but youd have to be a hipster not to appreciate them.
>>72560558
>Great band
Is crowbar worth checking out?
>>72560501
mu-males hate them, that's good enough reason for me to love them
Post a SICKER album cover
>Pro tip: you cant
>>72560501
Bretty gud. Not metal though and anyone claiming they are is a falsie.
>>72557960
https://youtu.be/YXH_9707PLc
metal with thicc groovy riffs that isn't bolt thrower?
>>72558417
I've had a personal experience with a pretty qt metal type chick, she was sexually into blood and would cut herself heaps. I was friends with her, still kind of am, but she forced herself on me once when I was in a relationship. Was a real bizarre experience
>>72559335
that's a smug doggo
does this show look good
how are destruction live
i've only listened to them and jungle rot
>>72561554
Cock and Ball Torture :^)
>>72561554
Illdisposed
bm is all need
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3C86ZCCfOOE
>>72561554
>>72561809
some tribute songs that come to mind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Io8AYoKom5o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GeZwN97eWw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yph_hxqScl8 (no studio version on jewtube)
>>72560793
WTC has always had great album art
Shame about everything else
post me some heavy power metal
>>72558417
extreme metal is for damaged people. every woman is insane to some point. demaged + insane = >>72558275
https://youtu.be/vwbKYcBdVyk
>>72558800
>Taake on tour
more like immortal riff tribute tour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tthB720VSaw
>>72561968
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MPn2e5zG1Lk
>>72558275
This
90% of metal grills are sluts
Find a nice girl with no particular musical taste and slowly get her to like entry level stuff like Judas and Sabbath
Is there anything else in Power Metal that even comes close to Lost Horizon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OffF0e2h4TU
any vocals that are similar to Master's? i don't really know how to describe them, have a video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Igd8Fv9EqqM
>>72561968
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRhYOGmyg0c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wI4GrwVl9U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoQGAd6VdX0
Will it ever be matched, /metal/?
that you probably missed metal aoty 2016 (recorded by a punk band)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvtCaWkc3DU
>>72562301
i fucking love this
more crust shit?
>when a worship band releases the 2016 AOTY
https://youtu.be/1qr3tZ2Xjpo
Real 2016 AOTY coming through
https://youtube.com/watch?v=n03AEI2NiKM
>>72562347
That one's really good too.
>>72562021
No. Just steer clear of women interested in the same music as you. Don't even try to get them into the same music.
NEW IPERYT SOON
>>72562110
Lucky charms dream theatre worship. 0/10.
>>72562110
None so vile has no filler or wank and obscura does wank better, so it definitely has.
>>72562301
Listening to this now, fucking great shit, recc'd to everyone in this thread
>>72562334
Black veil brides is better
https://youtu.be/uuVhTvTTXZg
>>72562301
Martyrdod became too melodic and polished for my state. Sekt will forever be their best imo.
>>72562703
i don't give a shit about the culture, but still, fuck you
Where's the line between cool prog cover art and stupid djent/proge cover art? What can be considered a proge cover? Were Dream Theater's covers the original proto-proge art?
>>72562767
Dream theatre fucking slaps.
>>72562767
if you can make a meme out of it then yes
>>72562790
you can't make a meme out of astonising simply because the art is fucking lame and forgettable
>>72562767
prog art is hand-drawn/painted maximalist and sometimes minimalist pieces, Proge is Photoshop collages with CG, grey naked bodies, double helixes, nebulas, fractals, sometimes trees and general jarring, faux-deep tacky shit that doesn't go together usually resulting in a fucking explosion of visuals that mean fuck all to the album or music.
>>72562716
true about too polished, but too melodic? come on it was their feature since the beggining.
I like In Extremis the most because of that loud as fuck production.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A3FaDQNzsY
>>72562767
Compare the art of people like Storm Thorgerson and Travis Smith to Cameron Gray and you will see
>>72562973
>>72562984
>tfw too intellidjent
>>72562870
in addition, good prog art is tasteful photo collages/dadaist-like pieces
bad djentproge art is ironic distasteful collages
>>72562973
so, mastodon's once more is proge cover then
Funeral Doom with R I F F S
>he is not one man Grind band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXW4KyA5Z9M
DON'T LOOK NOW BUT JOHNNY'S BACK AGAIN
>>72563261
I AM YOUR MAN
Is this Slam?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0zhXQdmnI0
>>72563231
>grind
it's brutal death
>one man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZOMCLOcWkA&t=899s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHou96VfqFc
>>72563231
>not being a one man avant-jazzgrind band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dziqr6JUFg8&t=5s
>>72562767
The worst prog album cover art of all time is still this
>>72563278
it's pornogrind my melanin enriched friend
Thoughts?
What are some essential MA reviews I need to read?
>>72563347
Everything by Napalm_Satan
and this
http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/Deathspell_Omega/Si_Monvmentvm_Reqvires%2C_Circvmspice/39107/Kruel/132884
>>72563331
>Tfw no corpsepaint Maki-chan waifu
Give me some good melodeath such as this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoQTwUqK52Q
no nu-maleodeath bands please
>>72563313
>>72563494
>no nu-maleodeath
>posts a mediocre comeback by the most overrated MDM band
>>72563500
kek
Black metal with synths? Just listened to filosofem yesterday and i loved the first track with the synths.
>>72563494
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qX-4KVbJJT0
>inb4 piano intros are nu-male
>>72563508
Have you never listened to any symphonic or melodic or progressive black metal
>>72563494
meloadeath AOTY of 2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glkz-Nd2Dc8
>>72563543
>that album cover
wew
>>72558995
folk black can be catchy af senpai
>>72563546
That cover is by Travis Smith who also did covers for Katatonia, Riverside, Amorphis, Iced Earth, Nevermore, Death, Novembre, Opeth, Overkill, Persefone, Riverside and many other bands
One of my favorite album artists
>>72563594
Should've ditched the mallcore font
>>72563617
Well he also did covers for mallcore bands like Avenged Sevenfold
>>72563543
>>72563594
im confused by this taste
>>72563508
>Just listened
>Yesterday
>mfw the solo in The Twilight Is My Robe kicks in
>>72563763
>blowpeth
>>72562110
the answer, unfortunately, is no.
>>72563782
Different anon here. I'm not a fan of Opeth, but I must give credit where it's due: Akerfelt may be a mediocre songwriter, but some of his solos are great.
>>72563782
Fuck off, Orchid was a solid fucking album.
Stop hating Opeth
A friend of mine just suggested this to me, should I let him know he's a nu-male?
>>72563907
>muh mellotron
>muh telephone vocals
>muh multilayered guitars (seriously fuck this, if you can't replicate the sound live, it's cheating)
>muh 6 1⁄2/8 time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgZkC-wrRxM
G L A M
L
A
M
>>72563940
>seriously fuck this, if you can't replicate the sound live, it's cheating
wow top pleb
>>72563938
>just suggested this to me
Out of the blue, or based on something you said to him?
>when the powermetal isn't just arena rock about dragons
>>72563938
He probably has better taste than you
i've never bothered to look up who varg is, is he just some metal guy that 4chan likes because he's racist
>>72564004
he started nu male faggotry, don't bother yourself with him.
*plots against you*
>>72564004
he's just some random nu-male that invented atmoshit
>>72564004
he killed a dude
>>72563940
>letting performance limitations shackle you
>not striving for sound perfection through studio power
>>72563991
Yeah, I hate Sabaton/Powerwolf too
Nothing new, but solid
>>72563320
What's the difference?
>>72563331
Thoughts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-vx-frUlWQ
>>72564407
props for putting there the best Jig-Ai album
Paradise Lost - Draconian times
>>72563990
We suggest things to each other often
I suggested vampire to him
>>72564003
Probably
>>72564494
was it you or him who first suggested you two suck each other's dicks
Can you guys suggest some good stoner doom?
>>72564566
DUDE - WEED LMAO
>>72564566
Reverend Bizarre.
>>72564566
No because there isn't any.
>>72558995
The Underground Resistance is catchy af. Also check out Hellripper
>>72558995
Try Judas Iscariot's To Embrace The Corpses Bleeding
>>72564577
Thanks man
Is /metal/ filled with the most shitposters in /mu/?
>>72559335
>6 pack
>impressive
lol I've drank an entirely 18 in one sitting, and I'm like 160 pounds
Git gud
>>72564690
No that's /bleep/
>>72564566
Sleep
Electric Wizard
Weedeater
Dopethrone
Monolord
Stoned Jesus
Wizard Eye
The phone call that saved metal
>>72564566
conan ofc
Thoughts on The Body
>>72557960
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWtzQRwjTHw
>>72564929
WOOO
WOOO
>>72564929
Hipster bait
>>72564929
depends on wich body
>>72564816
kys
>>72556673
>>72564963
The one that has two fat dudes in it
>>72565028
sounds like some porn I wouldn't watch
>>72564889
>who's that
>it's bill
>oh shit oh shit
*throws the phone out of a window*
>>72565028
sounds like some porn I would watch
>>72565028
sounds like some porn I would relunctantly watch
>>72565028
sounds like some porn my wifes cuck would watch
>>72565247
is it you Hellhammer? are you talking about Varg
Thoughts on Oathbreaker?
Sounds pretty cool from the one song I've heard
>>72565346
nice. "if /mu/ doesn't like it then it's good" usually works
>>72565392
>/mu/
you must be lost
>>72565413
what on earth is the difference between a metal thread on /mu/ and /mu/?
none
>>72565413
Well you are in /mu/ fuck ass
>>72564566
electric wizaRD
monolord
conan
bongripper
weedeater
bongzilla
telekinetic yeti
sleep
witchthroat serpent
cough
beastmaker
>>72565419
slam, weebgrind, wifebeating, white power, Sodom, nu-male charts, a portuguese homeless man, a literal dog that shitposts about Nails, pizza thrash, big boy riffs, and things like this make /meatl/ a magical place
>>72565419
/mu/ metal threads are mostly about nu-male black and doom metal
>>72565563
Where can I vote to make this a banner
>>72565629
screencap it and spam it everywhere
Did someone say RIFFS?
>>72564547
Him
Slowly getting into more Traditional revival bands. Anyone got recs?
Already know Sumerlands and Eternal Champion.
>>72565806
Cauldron, skull fist, enforcer, striker, steelwing
>>72565806
xudeR lanimreT - rotkeV
>>72565869
Thanks senpai
>>72565905
Okay I actually laughed at this. Good one
>>72565806
Demon Bitch - Hellfriends
>>72565563
You rogot Bjorn "Speed" Strid
Why do people hate Carcass - Heartwork and everything after? Are they just tryhards? It's some of the best melo death ever
>>72566136
>some of the best melo death ever
unfortunately this isn't much of an accomplishment
though heartwork is pretty good
>>72558417
STAY
AWAY
>>72566136
The production -amazing. Young chop is one of the best to ever do it and STILL DOES IT.
The lyrics- lil reese is improving but still has some trash tier rhymes in there.
>the mix- quality isnt too great
I guess we can blame this one on dj !drama
Album artwork >this one is the best out of all of em. Hands down great record
>>72566136
That's because grind > melo, and heartwork is mediocre melo at best
>>72566313
Grind core is the only trve nu male repellant
>>72566338
most grind musicians are nu-males, just read any of their lyrics
>>72564384
lyrical themes
>>72566136
Surgical steel was pretty good imo
>>72565806
Satan's Host
Serpent Throne
>>72566355
You just broke up with Jaime from Hatebreed
Even Chris Barnes won't blow you again
You heard all kikes have to get circumcised
You fantasized about some rabbi grabbing your dick
No one would touch you, now you're a Jew
You fucking hebe, now you're a kike
After you got circumcised
Guys still wouldn't touch you
It's bad enough you were a fag before
Now you're a gay faggot Jew
>>72566355
stfu
>>72566136
Because they are faggots
And Necroticism is best Carcass anyway
>>72566313
Grind is mediocre music for people with ADHD
>>72566355
outlaw country giving a big FU to nashville..., what happened to that type of stuff...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNpLSaCirj8
>>72564929
good shit... heavy, noisy, depressing... proper doom
I like Blood For Death but not Under The Sign, what's wrong with me?
>>72566473
>Grind is mediocre music for people with ADHD
>>72566517
you're proving him right
>>72556627
iron fire
>>72566455
>>72566460
for every anal cunt band there are thirty napalm death bands
>Your pride
>Why should your pride be so restricted?
>Restricted to a mere fraction of this earth.
>This earth from which we have all evolved.
>This earth where all of it's people are downtrodden.
>Downtrodden by all those who stand to prosper from exploitation.
>Downtrodden by those whose slime infests your weak minds.
>There is a fascist
>Inside of you
>Controlling your life
>And what you do
>Fascist control!
>You discriminate your sexist views
>You oppress fuck you!!!
>I can see no other its plain in sight and view
>Ideologies have spoken
>I've done nothing to you (repeat)
>We're all the same our scene needs
>Strength no need to separate
>We're all enemies of the state
>Productivity has become the modern embodiment of slavery. Efficiency traps laborer in the circles of exploit. Chained by the human costs of prostitution and the misery it incorporates. A prison of measured time.
>>72566473
is this you, homo?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi3qC_zQ4Po
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVSQnsuTs-g
chug chug
widdly widdly
chug chug
>>72566517
>>72566579
t. Low IQ
>>72566563
Damn this is pretty fucking gay
>>72566582
Elevator metal
What a disappointment
THE OTHER
OTHER LOVER
DIANA
Quick, what's the best Opeth album?
>>72566668
Still Life
>>72566673
That was pretty quick.
>>72566668
Morningrise
Is this the best current replacement for Opeth we have now?
Is this metal?
>>72566848
I'll allow it
>>72566668
deliverance and damnation
>>72566804
Yes
>>72566804
>not Belakor
more like Sulphur Aeon
>>72567205
>be'lacuck
>>72556627
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-OzvIL4d2w
this is all you'll ever need
>>72567321
>not Be'labore
>>72567365
>twilight force and not gloryhammer
this is how i know you have negative taste
>>72567365
>Nuclear Blast
"No"
Is this /our/ band ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hi9TnEO0I8c
>>72567205
Be'lakor sounds nothing like old Opeth
>>72567482
kek probably
>>72567482
Essential autism core?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aHoNwyhpJc
what are some rock albums you think every metal fan should love? pic related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp9SDaIdGmg
this...
is...
beautiful
>>72567570
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLbouzmFCyUKYYOS42n25qm-N6RtZAp8ft
>>72565682
Yes, this fag
>>72563176
>>72567636
eh, the Wetton stuff definitely, but Discipline doesn't tickle the metal part of my brain at all.
>>72567570
https://youtu.be/gFvg-S1ytHw
https://youtu.be/iToTcqSy-AY
https://youtu.be/1VW7Luzsl6Y
>>72567549
at first i was laughing at this but i kinda like it
can anybody recommend some good blacked thrash?
>>72567549
For fucks sake is that Damian Wilson
>>72567795
black metal was blackened thrash
can anybody recommend some good thrashened black?
>>72567549
WTF is this?
can anybody recommend some good blacked pizza thrash?
>>72567866
Literal autism core
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/computer-mind-the-aspie-project--2#/
can anybody recommend some good djentened slam?
>>72567549
a divorcee, this is whats it's like, except for old timey phones, sustain filled solos, general singing and ballerinas
>>72567998
Thanks sharing your experience with us :')
What does this mean?
http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/russell-allen-theres-no-future-plans-for-symphony-x-at-this-time/
>>72567869
Toxic Holocaust
>>72568309
new threaddy
>>72563938
Let him know that Cognitive and Tellurian were an order of magnitude less shit