>his favourite Lou Reed album is Metal Machine Music
I dont even listen to him but i got a whole folder of this guy
original wrapper is hilarious
>>72513577
I fucking hate that this song is so catchy. It's terrible but I can't get it out of my head.
>>72513603
You'd better start listening to my albums kid... or else!
>>72513626
>>72513628
BETTER CHECK THAT SAUSAGE BEFORE YOU PUT IT IN THE WAFFLE
>>72513654
STOP THIS
>>72513629
We don't want a repeat of yesterday do we Lou.
I will destroy you !
>Michael Carlucci, who was friends with Robert Quine, has given this explanation about Cale's dismissal, "Lou told Quine that the reason why he had to get rid of Cale in the band was Cale's ideas were just too out there. Cale had some wacky ideas. He wanted to record the next album with the amplifiers underwater, and [Lou] just couldn't have it. He was trying to make the band more accessible."
who was in the wrong here?
would it have sounded good? did we miss white light/white heat 2.0?
>>72513706
Bring it on GAYvid BLOWie
>>72513784
Lou ruined VU
>his favourite Lou Reed album isn't New York
>>72513793
Lou over compensating with his big blade
I will cut you
>>72513784
Reed is probably right it's too odd and doesn't seem practical
>>72513784
Sister Ray but it's 1 hour long and underwater.
>>72513577
...said nobody, ever.
>>72513845
Howzabout a little hand-to-hand combat Thin White Dork?
>>72513876
How about you take my blade and i kick your ass kiddo
>>72513919
How about I ram my fist up your ass Ziggy Shitdust?
>>72513966
>>72513919
you guys are gay
>>72513972
>>72513966
time to gut this guy
>>72513972
Did you forget about this Mick Bender?
>>72513784
this is the same guy who upon finally achieving mainstream success with Transformer, immediately cratered his career with the noise album of all noise albums
Cale never got that far in either direction -- commercial success or fuck-off avant-noise
Reed was always the most fascinating of the top-tier songwriter legends, you never knew what the guy was going to do
like when Dylan or McCartney release a new album, it's definitely not going to be stream-of-consciousness spoken word over Metallica riffs, but with Lou all bets were always off
>>72513990
You can't beat all of us.
>>72513996
That was just a music video, it was all fake, we were just dancing. Nothing happened besides that.
>>72514053
Time for my ability scary monsters
>>72514059
Fuck you Mick.
I thought we had something special, but here I see you cavorting with that slag Bowie.
I'm going to beat you up and let it bleed
>>72513784
I mean as a fan I would have loved to see the original lineup continue, but I can't fault Lou for wanting to establish a real career.
>>72513628
The solution is actually giving it a deep listen while reading the lyrics. It is truly terrible.
>>72514139
Mr Bowie, I find your turn to violence quite disturbing. Your fate shall be sealed by the pick of a card
*chooses oblique strategy card at random*
"Look closely at the most embarrassing details and amplify them"
Do you remember your late 80s albums? They were rather bad weren't they? Having Mickey Rourke rap on a track? tut, tut Mr Bowie, I thought better of you.
>>72514175
C'mon man, it doesn't have to end like this.
>>72514314
Alright, I couldn't stay mad at you mate.
Let's team up and bring this Bowie fucker down.
I'll suck the life right out of him
>>72514342
Let's do it.
Bowie, where the fuck are ya' uh?
wbfwejibgwfi ejbwjqcknnwenf
*farts*
>>72514396
Ozzy, what are you doing?
>>72514293
Kek
Time for my jutsu
>>72514396
lmao
>>72514293
Leave him alone, Eno.
>>72514463
You had better stay out of this Mr Fripp or else your albums may find themselves on a peer-to-peer file sharing site.
Wouldn't that be a pity?
hey guys, uh i think someone clogged the shitter
>>72514488
Die Eno.
>>72513577
Honestly it probably is, but only because i don't really care about Lou Reed
>>72513629
>filename
>>72514514
FOR FUCK'S SAKE DEAKIN, WHY DO WE PUT UP WITH YOU?
YOU'VE RUINED A GRAND ENTRANCE
NOW GET OVER HERE...
I really wish all these old men would leave
>>72513784
Lou Reed was about innovating in a way that isnt gimmicky, Cale had cool ideas but Im sure they wouldnt be cool in time
>>72514538
Prepare to fight
And prepare to die
We're Animal Collective
That isn't a lie
Deakin, Geo, Panda and Tare
We'll be Painting With your blood when we're done with you, yeah!
>>72514521
You probably thought that would work, but unfortunately you didn't forsee my secret backup...
>>72514521
>>72514581
HELLO HELLO Robert!
You are in the way of U2's quest for world domination, and as such you must be removed
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
>>72514538
>>72514538
fuck off noah, you ruined our band trying to rip off brian wilson. everyone knows i'm the only one with real talent left in the band
>>72514622
I'm sorry Deakin, I didn't mean to get mad
I hope you know we'll always be Bros
Whos ready for summer
>>72514656
>Mike Love (マイク愛)
>Stand name: The Formula
>>72514581
Hey Eno... you see, I need some money for a new album and I don't have enough... so I'd like to produce the, uh, the next, uh, Coldplay... album, yeah, the new Coldplay album, I need some money right now... maybe you can help me with that?
>>72514642
The time for apologies is far too gone. I have better things to do than to kill you. Goodbye forever, Panda. Have fun living in squallor.
>>72514642
holy DAMN he is so chill
>>72514721
Yes, yes, do as you wish Mr Hopkins.
Coldplay are boring anyway and I did it all for the royalties. I'm too busy at the minute anyway.
>liking music
>not playing video games instead
>>72514581
Lets Dance, Eno.
>>72514775
Mr Bowie, I hope you know that I have political powers.
If you lay one finger on me I'll have you put in the towers of London
>>72514775
youre not the real bowie
im gonna blow your head off kid
>>72514821
Heh, why not blow his dick Lou, you old faggot?
Yeah that's right, I'm sick of hanging with you homos.
>>72514754
i don't why it took me this long to realize eno was hot but for some reason this photo did it
What the fuck is going on in here?
>>72514821
Say goodnight to your ladies, Lou.
>>72514839
go do another car insurance ad fag
Velvet Underground 3D Death Chase game
http://donderevo.intercontinentalmusiclab.com/games/velvets.html
>>72514921
Ok kiddo me and the real bowie are off then
bye
>>72514925
You forgetting about that advert you did for the BBC?
We all know how much you love the BBC Lou...
>>72514622
man I cropped that deakin image out of a youtube video in like 2011 and not only are people still fucking posting it, there still is that black strip along the left side of the image...
>>72514971
bbc is better than being an old sellout boy
>>72514990
Sellout?
I'll show you who's a sellout!
*stabs his own chest to prove he's still punk*
>>72515019
Fucking hell Lou, why'd you let me do that?
You may have outsmarted me this time Lou but when I've had the emergency surgery and rested until I'm well again I'll come back and kick you ass
>>72515037
this happens everyday
Any other tough guys here that wanna mess with me and my squad?
>>72514754
Thank you Eno.
>>72514821
>>72514839
>>72514921
what do you guys think youre doing with those guns?!?!?!?!?!
>>72515164
Who the fuck are you talking to uh?
>>72515207
YOU'LL NEVER MELT MY GUNS ANDY YOU ENGLISH PUSSY
>>72515164
We'll make sure you'll have a still life forever, Lou.
>>72515238
I'm Making Plans for you Nugent!
*buuurp*
>>72515307
Hey Mark, I saw what you called that female journalist and I think you're a sexist piece of shit
PREPARE TO DIE
>>72515238
what kind of sick gun-totin' creeper ghoul are you?
>>72515307
buzz off imposter
>>72515334
*steps out of the shadows*
Eh, nothing personal Kurt.
*kills you*
this is all so MIND NUMBING
>>72515214
*leaps out of the shadows*
Hey Dave, I'm going to shove my metal COCK up your ass
Heathens, all of you
>>72515408
Try you fucker.
>>72515446
*shoves son over cliff*
>>72515527
I wish you wouldn't should people over me
good thread
>>72515527
Thanks anon, that was just the kick in the pants I needed to complete my latest masterpiece
>>72514186
the VU really did lose something after cale left
>>72513577
it's his only good solo album
>>72515641
I do think their s/t is still a really strong album though, like a 9/10 if the first two were 10/10. I really enjoyed Lester Bangs' review of it, he saw it as a proof that Lou could use music for spiritual redemption after using it as a vehicle for nihilism and insanity during the first couple albums. Changed the way I looked at it.
But Loaded is pretty bad for VU standards.
what the fuck is happening in this thread
>not listening to the true faggot of glam
>>72515790
yeah, their second s/t was good, alongside loaded, but both were mostly straightfoward rock aside from murder mystery
>>72516078
I suppose, but there's some pretty cool stuff going on in songs like I'm Beginning to See the Light, What Goes On, and Jesus, lyrically and otherwise.