HOLY FUCK BOTTOMLESS PIT 7/10 BOTTOMLESS PIT 7/10

holy fuck got damnn

cool

it's legit

>>72508881
Scaruffi really like nu-metal, what's new?

>le trout mask replica man

>>72508881
http://www.scaruffi.com/vol7/hella.html

>>72508881
>taking this washed-up senile hack seriously
And, no, I've never even once listened to Radiohead or Björk or what have you, before some Scaruffidrones try to peg that on me.

>>72509034
Are you retarded?

>>72509017
>thinking that TMR is unknown/unliked outside of Scaruffi

>>72509046
t. Gorillaz fan

>>72509066
It's clearly not there silly anon

>>72509111
No you're just too stupid to have found it. Check out his reviews page, not the artist page, he usually updates that later.

>>72509066
The Death Grips reviews are on the Hella page on Scaruffi's site, and BP isn't there.

>>72509090
Nope, not that either. In fact, I almost exclusively listen to King Crimson and am generally averse to the Beatles. Scaruffi just has terrible taste and has no idea what the fuck he's talking about.

>>72508881
>HOLY FUCK BOTTOMLESS PIT 7/10 BOTTOMLESS PIT 7/10
cancer

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>>72509138
Hurr durr

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>>72509138

>>72509138
it's not on his reviews page either, retard

>>72509190
>>72509189
I see we have crossed timelines, my friend

>>72509189
>>72509190
Literal samefag with photoshop

>>72509225
kys

>>72509243
kYs

>>72509189

>Ratings: 10=best album ever; 9=rock masterpiece; 8=buy it now; 7=buy it eventually; 6=buy it if you are a fan

>>72509198
>I'm the retard because I'm the one who can find things
?

>>72509214
apparently so. I guess we are both on the mission of stamping out autism

>>72509225
you wanna ask how I know that you've lost?

>>72509285
>when the most obvious joke of all time goes over your head
I think you're the lost one friendo

>>72509279
>"it's in his review page"
>"no it's not you retard"
>"WOW ur the retard for not finding it lol"
kys

>>72509279
Show us the review then

>>72509326
>>72508881

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>>72509318
>"guys it was just a joke haha totally baited you"

>>72509353
no not even OP I'm talking about the "literal samefag" thing

>>72509347
he didn't write that

>>72509399
Well then who did? What kind of fucking loser would go out of his way pretending to be someone else?

We really have to find this review ladss

>>72509189
>Beyonce - Lemonade
>4/10
>The genre-hopping Lemonade (Parkwood Entertainment, 2016) was another attempt to promote her to auteur. An industry artifact with no personality, Beyonce swings between the playful reggae of Hold Up and the gospel hymn Freedom via the piano elegy Sandcastles. Best is probably Don't Hurt Yourself, which is quintessential Aretha Franklin. The collaboration with James Blake yields two of the most boring ballads of his career. All the media hype does little to make this album more than a marketing project. In fact, it's even less musical than Beyonce. She's a mediocre singer and an awful songwriter, and no amount of production work can fully hide that. The accompanying video includes spoken-word interludes of poetry by Somali-British poet Warsan Shire.
wtf i love scaruffi now

wtf i like teenager music now

>>72509417
I think you'd be surprised by the type of people that post on /mu/

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>>72509417
op is an autist

>>72509436
>now
First day?

>>72509438
>implying I'm not OP

epic troll, op xD

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>>72509502
>still hasn't found it
Only Scaruffi is enough of a pseud to write a review like that

He's gonna give it a 5 desu

screencap

>>72509547
I think he stopped doing reviews honestly. The last one was Atrocity Exhibition and that was like 4 months ago already.

>>72509538
haha and he just keeps going
when I get to school I'm gonna tell all my friends of that time a guy epically TROLLED 4chan xDDD

>>72509567
nah you did get trolled

lol wtf is this thread.
>>72509538
legitimately kys

>>72509600
Checked

>>72509556

He always takes big breaks between reviewing albums. It's always worth it though because he comes out with a bunch at the same time.

nice thread

>>72508881

>MC Ride died of cancer in january 2017

>>72508881
ngl OP it does sound like something he would write but all those songs you didn't mention he would pan and proceed to give it like a 6

>>72508881

fuck you I legit got excited

Who else thinks BP is Death Grips' best?

>>72509848
it's more ambitious than people give it credit for at least

>>72509908
>ambitious
It was their safest, poppiest album yet. The Money Store was more ambitious

>>72509972
>it's more ambitious than people give it credit for at least

>>72509972
I think the production was just a lot clearer and high quality, so it didn't sound as gritty. And I feel like it was definitely a step forward.

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>>72509972
>Using blast beats in a hip-hop song
>safe and poppy
I'll have to disagree senpai

>>72509189
>Demdike Stare - Wonderland - 5/10
How can people still give this senior some credit?

>>72510172
Nigger he's given them many 7+s and even a fucking 8 with their debut

He just rightfully doesn't like stagnation.

aha troll'd xd

>>72510148
>>hip-hop
>has black guy not singing soul or rnb
>HAS to be hiphop

uhm...

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>>72509972
>implying The Money Store isn't poppier

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>>72509189
>Vektor 7 and 7.5
Damn

>>72508881
Damn, I liked that album too. How can I face my family now that they know I like the same album as a serial pedophile?

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>>72509189
>he gave the latest Dear Hunter higher score than all their previous albums

how often does this happen?

>>72511545
also happened for shaking the habitual

>>72511545
he also changed Teens Of Denial from a 6 to a 6.5

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Is there a band who's gotten as consistently good rankings from him as Dalek?

so do we like it now?

>>72509046
>Radiohead or Björk
newfag here, what's this guys deal with these two? I love the power couple Yorkey Bjork

>>72509046
>never even once listened to Radiohead or Björk
Why? You're actually missing out.

Why I'd this board so obsessed with Conan O'Brien?

I wish this pedophilic pasta nigger was never born

>>72512146
Camper Van Beethoven

>>72512293
did he molest you as a kid? cuck

>>72512633
>cuck
Go back to /pol/