ITT

>>72508017
All those reviews are cringe . Only reason I even have an account is to keep track of stuff I've listened to and occasionally find new stuff

>>72508129
I think Bowie is pretty overrated myself but holy fuck this is some next level hate, what's the guys 5 stars?

>>72508017
Jesus, how low must you be if your girlfriend cheats on you with an IT guy?

>>72508193
Being an uglier IT guy than the IT guy she fucked

>inb4 fuck it, it's a 5

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>>72508129

>>72508439
>Be me
>New to RYM
>Reads "fuck it, it's a 5"
>"Oh, if he acts like that he must be selective with his 5.0's"
>Looks up profile
>Random number over 1,000 of total ratings
>300-400 are fives

>>72508017
https://rateyourmusic.com/~Qwerty100

>>72508490
the Slowdive reviewer only has 316 ratings and 21 5s

Are there any actual good RYM reviewers?

>>72508520
i didn't know it was possible to be this insecure

>>72508532
Who?

>>72508503
now this is cringe

>>72508520
what movie?

>>72508520
>website called rateyourmusic
>but people use it to rate films
I will never understand this

>>72508597
BrushedRed

>>72508607
Solaris, I just checked

>>72508520
pate is a legendary troll you newfag

he's a janny now though

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>>72508503

>wew

>>72508641
I wasn't talking about him. It's just that I have read more than once a review saying "fuck it, it's a 5.0" or something like that and they have similar numbers.
Maybe I just have bad luck, I stopped reading reviews after some time.

>>72508675
Even as a fan of Kubrick I can't see how that makes any sense.

>>72508545
the reviews are almost universally trash, but there are lots of good users with diverse and encyclopedic knowledge. follow lists and ratings instead

>>72508545
jazzthreadguy has good reviews but only reviews jazz

all the ones where the review is like 5 paragraphs about how they were driving around at night for hours because they just broke up with their girlfriend or something like that and then one paragraph at the end that mentions that they were listening to the album in question at the time

i guess they think it's supposed to be deep and meaningful but its usually just annoying

>>72508770
What the actual fuck is even happening?

Bach and Chief Keef are my favourite artists

>>72508484
>Beefheart has no catchiness
what kind of pleb has never had Sugar 'n Spikes stuck in their head

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>>72508787
>>72508770
Also this

>>72508779
They think their RYM reviews are their audition for Pitchfork

>>72508770
>>72508834
these are greatly preferred to positive rating scales (sellmeagod, BAYAR etc) and not rating anything 5 out of some weird principle

>>72508779
American Football?

>>72508503
holy shit his 0.5s and 1.0s are the epitomes of contrarianism

>>72508984
yeah I'm sure that page is filled with exactly those type of reviews, guessing that's the case for most of the acclaimed emo albums

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the classic

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>>72509065
holy fucking shit dude

>>72509065
>I should be thanked

die

>>72509065

> +70

I just assume they're from people who want to push this to the top so other people have to look at it and cringe inside of themselves too

>>72509161
That's the only way I can understand it.

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>>72508503
>I am 17 years old, but have already accumulated all of the world's vast knowledge and have decided to generously share it with you. I find exorbitant amounts of intellectual stimulation in low-fi indie, chamber pop, chamber grindcore, adult coporntemporary fi-low, folk adult contemporary, folk adultery, low-fi ambient indie folk adultery, contemporary folk adultery, folk indie, low-fi-low indie, fi-low-low hip-hop, conscious hip-hop, indie hip-hop, low-fi post-hip-hop, drone, ambient indie drone, noise drone, noisecore drone, dronecore noise, ambient coredrone noise, low-fi adult indie, trve black metal low-fi, post-rock, post-low post-fi post-punk, post-indie, post-adulterous low-fi indie drone, and...

No, wait. Got confused there for a moment. Getting senile. Start again.

>>72509065
Christ

>>72508129
>"Ha ha! You've been rumbled, you charlatan!"

>>72508520
>4 stars

its a joke dude

>>72508630
>autism

>>72508503
Is he actually serious!? Absolutely astonishing

>>72508706
this

>>72508129

He's correct about Bowie and it's a good thing that Bowie can't produce music anymore.

>>72508439
Link?

>>72508503

He's correct about lyrics not mattering. After that what he says is either a cliche sentiment or wrong.

>>72509133

t. Carly Rae Jepsen

>>72508129
I didn't know scaruffi used rym

>>72508702
because he means "the kubrick of music"

>>72509644
Epic

>>72509910
Scaruffi gave bowie high ratings though

>>72508779
These and the ones with the poems

>>72508439
/10

I didn't know that was from RYM
I just thought it was a recent /mu/ meme

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Forgot I had this saved

>>72510520
outside of the use of the word epic i see nothing wrong with this

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I don't get this dude. It's like every album I go onto, he finds himself there and he says something stupid

>>72509394
underrated

>>72509158
Die

>>72510064
>effing

>>72508503
The only thing I don't get is how can someone be so obsessed with calling out "cheesy" music and how bad it is, but then unironically claim Abba is the pinnacle of pop music and Van Halen pinnacle of rock/metal.

>>72508834
the Christopher Columbus of ratings

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lol......

>>72511773
he's not wrong

>>72508168
https://rateyourmusic.com/collection/deltoons/r5.0/1
could be worse desu

>>72510607
>Rae Sremmurd

your problem is you need to get better taste

>>72510804
he's just confused at how he's an obvious product of its time compared to whatever avant-teen profile he's obsessed with hence the overuse of the word hipster

>>72510607
i found some review or comment where he outright said he was 13

>>72508860
Why are they preferred? They don't seem useful at all. At least positive rating helps refine a user's tastes into a more consumable form.

>>72511837
there's no reason to live but almost no one wants to kill themselves

he is wrong

>>72509158
are those the lyrics to a The Fall track

Anyone got the one where a dude goes full pseudo-intellectual and starts saying nonsense and making up words to make himself seem more complex than he is? I think at one point he tries to sound smarter by referring to the sun as a "glowing hot ball of hydrogen"

>>72511931
rae is one of the best pop acts of recent years. please go back to your boring and played out poseur core, tasteless poseurfag.

>>72510551
holy shit that's gold

>>72508503
Unironically one of the best members on the websiteq

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>>72508129
>You've been rumbled, you charlatan!

>>72513362
that guy is definitely a positive faggot

>>72513362
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2cQSPRTdhg

sounds like average top 40 stuff to me. Why the high praise?

>>72508129
Scaruffi?

>>72512186
It's on his profile

>>72508503
>there are people who like this guy

any review for blurryface by NMH hipster fags

>>72509910
the berlin trilogy has good ratings tho

>>72509133
lel

>>72508503
Kek I knew this guy would be posted

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>no one posted this guy yet

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oh boy, i've been waiting for a thread like this

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>>72508503
Lost it

>>72508503
This list is amazing
https://rateyourmusic.com/list/Qwerty100/the-hipster-collection/

>>72508545
gallifrey, but he stopped reviewing

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>>72514771
>Bupkis!

>>72508503
You had to remind me of this faggot.

>>72508503
I like this guy. He speaks the truth.

>>72514914
I don't get it. Is this just an elaborate troll?

>>72514914
now THIS is cringe

>>72514914
>>72508503

How do you become this contrarian?

>>72514914

Qwerty is the most based troll of all time.
His slams of Mingus, Coltrane, and Davis would bring even Scaruffi to exhaustion.

>>72508503
it's THIS guy

>>72511912
>Easter Theater
>5 stars

He's alright

>>72515285

Only listen to metal

>>72514726
Finland truly produces the most autistic people

>>72508860
retard troll

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>>72508129

>>72508503
Doesn't this guy have a blog where he posts porn

>>72514726
What the fuck? These reviews make me think that playing the C Major scale ascending and descending over and over for him would send him into a fit of orgasms.

>>72514914
I hate his list about classical music more.
https://rateyourmusic.com/list/Qwerty100/best-classical-music-pieces-ever/

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Post ratings curves that are an eyesore.

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Sit down, be cringe.

>>72516636
Please no.

>>72508129
>it's

stopped right there

people bombing the Nier Automata OST with 0.5 stars was pretty fucking cringeworthy

>>72517088
>Ah The

>>72509644
this
bowiefags are the worst

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Ahhhhhhh

>>72517408
t. Scaruffi drone

>>72517431
Yeah I hate that review

>>72517577
>everyone who's not deluded by this popstar's cool image is a scaruffi drone
grow up

https://rateyourmusic.com/list/MrMiniike/sjw-cultural-marxist-beta-cucks-on-rym/

>>72512389
sounds like LimedIBagels

>>72515931
i feel bad because i love debussy so much and this guy literally reduces him to clair de lune and is PROUD AND AWARE OF IT

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>>72510084
what
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>>72518298
>mfw remembering that I share a planet with people who are that smug

>>72518298
>guys western civilization and white men are evil and the cause of the third world's problems
>LOL U THINK WE WANT TO DESTROY WESTERN CIVILIZATION? WHAT ARE U CRAZY???

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so quirky

>>72516636
>Japanian

>>72517577
then he would say that beatlesfags are the worst
dumb bowiefag

>>72508669
>>72509346
no shit

>>72509183
Wow, sure is a lot of pleb genres you got there, kid. He's probably still here lurking within the depths of /bleep/ and reposting in every fucking chart thread.

>>72518627
careful or he'll delete the thread

>>72514914
ok, so it is satire then.

>>72509183
>folk adultery

>>72508639
Oh my god finulanu's 2008-2012 reviews are some of the most painful things I've ever read. The worst part is that he actually has over average taste as far as rym users goes.

some cringe profiles

https://rateyourmusic.com/~theblueraccoon
https://rateyourmusic.com/~LovesMeSomeDishwalla
https://rateyourmusic.com/~GSP66
https://rateyourmusic.com/~yoozy_cutie

>>72518840
(insert any profile with an anime pic or the word "trans")

>>72518840
Is GSP66 actually black or just really deep in white guilt?

>>72518298
This reminds me of that list about nepotism that had Joanna Newsom and it said "this generation's answer to kate bush or third cousin to incumbent governor of California!!!!!!!"

>>72518920
is this guy black also?
https://rateyourmusic.com/~cbthedog

Whose the guy with the rating curve that has 3s labeled 'maybe' and he rates almost everything that

>>72518980
https://rateyourmusic.com/~noense

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Do you think if I made a list of all these next level rating scales it'd be seen as bullying? tell me some more

>>72509065
HOLY FUCK DUDE

>>72519177
sellmeagod will castigate you desu

>>72518995

>two 5/5/s
>one is a literal numbers station broadcast
>other is just a nature recording

hes just too intelligent for the rest of us

>>72519177
they will ban you

>>72519205
I thought this so this is on a secondary account

>>72519246
>what's an ip address

>>72517431
i mean he's not a bad writer, he's just not a reviewer

>>72519246
I thought we weren't allowed to have alts?

>>72510520
>But don't forget, we have the chat logs!