how do i get into metal, /mu/?

>>72503052
>be 13
>hate parents
>browse /pol/

>>72503069
no that's how you get into /metal/

>>72503052
nu-metal if you're 13
traditionnal/nwobhm/traditionnal doom if you're older
black sabbath, iron maiden, judas priest, satan, candlemass (my personnall favourite of those)
hipster stuff if you're a hipster
gojira, mastodon, deafheaven, devin townsend (there's still debate about him, it's borderline hipster metal)
hipster metal is generally looked down on, but there's good stuff there


oh and glam if you're a fag

>>72503125
kek

>>72503052
don't it's a waste of art energy

Deafheaven are bretty good

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>>72503052
Black Metal is the only way.

>>72503144
Devy is not hipster at all, hipsters probably hate his over the top quirky persona and maximalist production

>>72503052
Black Sabbath first three albums

>>72503052
Glam if you aren't an insecure beta

Extreme metal if you're an insecure beta

heavy/speed/thrash/doom/power if you're from reddit

sludge/atmoshit if you're from /mu/

industrial metal if you're not a pussy

prog metal if you're a pussy

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>>72506328

>>72506328
actually these are bretty gud

>>72503052
Get a metal tube that's bigger diameter than your waist.
Crawl in it.
Congratulations, you in metal now

Or you could just listen to recommendations, see if there's anything you like and go for that subgenre.
If you like clean vocals, don't venture into death and black, you like guitar solos go to trash, technical, prog....etc.

>>72504461
youre a waste of breathing oxygen

>>72506580
top cucc

>>72506580
Most of them, yeah. Never could get into Cynic though, the weird robot pitch shit they throw on top of the vocals put me right the fuck off.

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>>72506476
>>72506580
>>72506701

>>72503125
good

>>72503052
Important question:
How old are you?

>>72503052
Metal is pretty diverse. Give a few listens to each genre and see what clicks with you.

>>72506738
What did he mean by this?

>>72503144
What does that word even mean? Hipster?

>>72503052

By diving in and finding out what you like.

Melodic Death Metal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93Kqz49tQB8

Technical death metal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJERkL8Qmyg

Power Metal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLAP1JDci7A

Prog Metal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLoHdaKNpuU

Thrash Metal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6_zsJ8KPP0

Doom Metal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUQ6M685PY0

These are all easy bands to start with. I didn't post any black metal because that's not something I'm into and there are threads on it every day.

>>72506738
>Cuck Memey

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>>72506829
delete this

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>>72503052
Ride the Lightning is accessible and one of my favorites. See if you like that.

>>72507024

>mynigga.jpeg

>>72506328
where's death grips?

>>72506812
the people who listen to the bands cited as "hipster metal" are more likely to shit on the classics and/or say something along the lines of "metal is for children! well, except for *band they like* "

>>72507813
Aren't you kind of doing the exact same thing when you label an entire group of bands "Hipster metal"?

You don't.
It gets into you.
You wont be the same guy so leave now before everything you ever loved is warped into this mundane object that just looks so lame next to metal.

>>72506820
>Goblin Cock

top kek. I found one of their CDs at Best Buy when I was like 14 years old. I ended up buying it just because I couldn't believe they sold a band called Goblin Cock at Best Buy. They're alright.