ITT things that instantly ruin an album for you

>Has a song saying NUMBER 9 NUMBER 9 NUMBER 9 NUMBER 9 over and over for 10 minutes

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>clapping

>>72498857
>moaning sounds

>>72498603
good thing Revolution 9 is only 8 minutes long

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>censors keep all the swears but cut out "pregnant"
>the remastered edition takes out content

>glass breaks

Too many interludes

>5 minutes ago
>listen to st. anger for the first time ever
>MY LIFE STYLE DETERMINES MY DEATH STYLE
>start laughing, delete the album from my hard drive

>high pitched cartoon voice or chipmunk vocals
I am looking at you, Kendrick

>bonus tracks upon initial release

>whistling
>"are we recording?"
>that dude screaming about kung fu kenny in damn.

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>>72498857
>clipping

>'literally who'-tier soundcloud rapper
>AYOOO YOU KNOW WHO IT IS MOTHERFUCKER

>skits
Instant delete.

>>72498857
I want to suffocate between her thighs

>>72498564
>hating on brutal tech death
the real pleb here is you anon

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>>72499249
but she's faaaaaaaaaat, anon!

>>72498965
Listen to this instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Kpl7tYB7tc

the word "nigga" literally anywhere

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>>72498564
>Guttural growl vocals that mimic vomiting
If I can't understand what the fuck you are spewing without _reading_ you're a fucking dead weight in your band that can be replaced by a malfunctioning toilet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=papuvlVeZg8&list=RDQMYIyb92qRu5I

men singing like niggers, over-enunciating vowel syllables and sudividing 4/4 meaures into three pieces with the cadence of their retarded mongoloid voices

white chick normies scream-singing about little more than sex like they're about to burst into tears

normies drooling over top 40 songs in the comments

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>>72499435
jesus fucking christ, it sounds like an old ytpmv

>>72499501
i know right? do you notice the nigger voice / rhythm too? I can't put music notation in here right now but lining up 16 O's for off beats and X's for beats it goes like this:

X000 00X0 0000 X000

in other words, in 8 beats, the beats fall on 1, 4, and 8

it's fucking everywhere

>>72498857
hand claps, on the other hand, are delightful.

>>72498857
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anything produced by artists who pretend to be nonchalant and at the same time brutally ignore and disrespect their fans and audience

like adult swim, except not a tv production company

>>72498564
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXRviuL6vMY

anything which glorifies and appropriates depression and mental illness, and gives normies any reason whatsoever to associate themselves with it when in reality they're perfectly fine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tc6ZWa4X_PE

anything with a fucking trillion coffee shop samples, including but not limited to

squeaky chair
clicking dial
soda can opening
marbles rattling
children clapping, "yay"ing
clicking of any sort, not from a metronome
someone sipping a hot beverage

it's not our fault you couldn't make your beat intriguing enough, don't punish us by filling your track with shitty ambient noises

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>album is bad

this shit ruins an album forever for me

>>72499306
she's T H I C C C

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GW6sLrK40k

ANYTHING upon which
ANYBODY would say literally
ANYTHING even closely related to the following blasphemous words

mood

vibes

>>72499712
>not liking bad albums
spotted the pleb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rd0cT7Dnpt8

anything from an artist who is no longer an admirer and thinks themselves even the slightest bit better than the common listener

if an album has tracks which individually have pretentious music video tropes, it goes in the trash

>>72499307
The guy doing the vocals sounds more like James than the actual James

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-gYJBsln-w

sex appeal

girls which sound like they're moaning when they're singing

>>72498564
Non-experimental albums longer than 60 minutes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUQsqBqxoR4

anything that empowers women really

>>72499890
i didn't know the president browsed /mu/

>black vocals
>southern USA accents
>irish accents
>scottish accents
>welsh accents
>spanish language lyrics
>seductive female vocals

I hate when songs have minutes long instrumental intros and outros, especially when they aren't relevant to the meaning or feel of the song.

>>72499764
underrated

>>72499307
>I'm madly in anger with you
Is St Anger confirmed for worst lyrics of any metal album?

>>72499857
ikr, it's amazing that there's a pretty ok album hidden under it all when the delivery doesn't blow so hard.

>>72499702
Your taste is bad, the song makes it work

>>72500124
I think "I am the table" takes the cake even if it's only a metal related album

>>72500203
i have superior tastes and this song in particular is alright, i just disapprove of those samples in general

>skits
>interludes
>a dozen features
>concept album

>>72498564
Sitars and Indian vocals.

>>72499996
Music must be horrible for you

>>72500314
explain not liking concept albums

>>72498564
>Chipmonk vocals
>Retarded sample repetition

>>72498564
>pig squeal vocals
This. Also literally any other method of fixing shit performances. Like pitch correction and time alignment.

Christmas themes

>>72499996
Jesus anon you have fucking shit taste.

>>72499996
What music DO you listen to m80?
also
>scottish accents
As if you can't listen to The Proclaimers you lying cunt

>>72499251

No, he's hating on a vocal style. Since when are pig squeals associated with BTD, that shit was deathcore/grindcore.

>>72502704
Grindcore is for...
I'm not entirely sure who Grindcore is for to be honest?

>>72498564
>normies

>>72499435

I enjoyed that song, does this mean I have cancer?

>>72502739
Normies ruin albums? Or hating pig squeals makes someone a normie?
I'm going to take your implication both ways, it's for the best.

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>>72499434

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>nasal vocals
>fake/emulated vocals
>screaming vocals
>excessive vibrato

>>72498990
Or morissey

>>72499742
that song is good and gives of some chill moody vibes pleb

>>72499679
well good thing this songs doesn't do that, and just deals with every day young adult anxiety

>>72500088
I hate when songs end abruptedly when they haven't done anything.

i.e. We've Got the Power on the new Gorillaz and half the tracklist of The Life of Pablo by Kanye

>>72503106
*off

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>>72498564
>Original version isn't available on Spotify and only deluxe and even worse super-deluxe editions exist.
>Have to manually save an remove tracks from an album just to play the thing without going onto the crappy outtakes and demo-versions.

>>72500314
You must love Humanz

>>72502704
Slam too.

>>72498564
>that one vocal sound every modern mainstream female singer is trying to copy

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>britpop voice

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>>72503119

>>72498923
>BERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>72498990
I'm looking at you Frank, you can't do it forever.
>Nikes
>POOOLSIDE CONVOO
>I MIGHT EMPTY MY BANK ACCOUNT

>>72498564
>he can't into WIGGER $LAM
t. nu-male
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nkp48SZ0Gf4

>>72500435
>>72502674
I'm inclined to believe that most music doesn't contain any of those things. If that's not true, there's still certainly no shortage of music that fits