>singer doesnt play any instrument

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>doesn't even sing or play any instrument

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>duo
>one writes most of the actual music and the other sings and does mostly lyrics

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>can sing, can fly a plane, can't play an instrument

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>>72477851
>>72477879
John/Taupin?

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>singer plays bass

>>72477934
Bez

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>singer is the one to write and play most of the music

>>72477934
That would be reversed.
Taupin - Lyrics
John - Sing and write the music

>>72478390
Ow ohh the edge

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>>72478508
I'm so confused.

Why would I care?

>>72478157
only good bands do this

>band has 2 singers

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>Singer plays drums

>>72478157
This is actually patrician

>>72479727
thats what the gif implies

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>the singer is also the drummer

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Does my dick count?
Lizards in the strange night
Cowboys! Sailors!

>>72477879
Foxygen

>2 drummers

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>singer plays a prop guitar

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>>72477827
>drums

>>72477879
This is always the worst but it'll always be the case.

The actual genius/hard worker always writes the music, books the gigs, supplies all of the artistic inspiration, buys the equipment etc but the FUCKING NORMIE who has an appealing singing voice will nevertheless be the star and get paid the most and get laid the most

>>72479031
>band has 16 singers

>Bassist and rythm guitarist sing most of the songs but drummer and lead guitarist also have some

>>72481183
>bassist kicks out the most talented members of the band and makes the rhythm guitarist do all the work.

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>singer doesn't play any instrument or write the songs and doesn't know how to dress themselves

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>>72477827
>Band on a """"""final"""""" tour

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>>72477827
>bands has no singer, 2 drummers and 1/2 guitarrist

>singer writes all the music and lyrics and hires idiots to play it live and look pretty on stage.

>Singer is a better guitarist than the lead guitarist.

>Drummers chin makes a cameo performance during a concert.

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>>72478157
>>72478390

>>72477910
iron maiden guy

>singer stands next to the guitarist and pretends to play air guitar during the solo

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>artist's most popular song used in a commercial
>[spoiler]it was supposed to be a hipster indie band that wouldn't cash in[/spoiler]

>>72479936
he played on maracas and tambourine doe

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>>72482137
hey robnin fink is not an idiot

>>72481074
>band is actually a choir

>>72481183
>bassist later turns onto piano later on, and the band go their separate ways in around 1969

>>72477827
>the voice isn't an instrument

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>band doesn't have a designated tambourine player

>>72482407
i hated this when i was a shitty high schooler

>band has 3 drummers, two guitarists, a singer that plays no instruments, a dj and a sampler

>band still exists even though noone from the original lineup is still a member

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>>72477879
>TFW my favorite band is this

>>72479653
panda bear kek

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>Singer is apparently an insufferable cunt.

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>>72481789

>singer can't play any instrument
>can barely sing
>can barely walk
>still 10/10

>>72482352
GOAT

>>72483227
Baxter Dury is pretty good too

>>72478157
JERRY WAS A RACE CAR DRIVER

>singer has a big penis