Call Steve Albini right now if you want!

you already posted this
it's not really that funny

Why do you want us to talk to Steve so badly

Has anyone on here actually called Steve?

Anyone know if Albini has good memory of the lesser-known bands he's recorded?

Is this actually freaking true?

I'm gonna call him and read each of these threads out loud to him

yo my nigga albino remember me
we shared a van a while back
man what the fuck even are names just call each other whatever

I called and started screaming HAVING A FISH FRY NUMBER ONE FISH FRY until they hung up

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Albini is an admitted pedophile.
>Jaded as I am, I can't help but flip seeing a girl and guy of twelve or thirteen, tops, ramming Martel bottles up each other's asses. These are not the Dutch equivalent of abused trailer-park kids, either. They look to be in excellent health and seem to be honestly enjoying this. Makes all the conventional arguments against this kind of thing seem really silly. They're kids. Kids like to play with their own and other people's privates. They're just being photographed at it. Now, people who get a voyeuristic charge out of watching them, like me, I guess, well, we've got some grip-on-reality problems.
>There's maybe 1% of all pornography that has any effect on me, and it's definitely not a turn-on very often. But when it is, and it's as weird as this, it's pretty hard to take.
http://www.petdance.com/actionpark/bigblack/tourdiary/

>>72451290
It just keeps ringing

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>>72451608

>>72451756
>410 error

Yeah, I'm sure you didn't make that up. Wayback that shit or gtfo

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>>72452427

>>72451290
i guess i'll call on monday

I don't really see the point in prankcalling or wasting the time of someone who I respect

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>>72452826
>t.numale

>>72452438
lol it's a well-known quote

>>72452865
N-No I'm not a nu-male I swear! Here I'll prove it, give me that number I'll call him right now!

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>>72451756

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>>72454227
>Dan's an old friend. I've known him for 30 years or so. I'll help him do whatever he wants to do, from wash his car to edit his album.
What did he mean by this?

>>72454227
I think i found my next album cover

I don't really like Steve Albini and don't really want to talk to him.

>>72454282
kek

>>72454428
Why don't you like him?

>>72454282
lol
Just so everyone's aware in the actual quote he's talking about buyer's market guy

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>>72454428
no one does

>>72455744
I-I like him...

>>72455791
call me then