Is there a worse instrument?

>>72426496
triangle

/thread

>>72426496

Yes.

>>72426496
A laptop

>>72426496

The only ukulele player I've played with was such a positive and upstanding guy. He gave us a progression with four major chords so it sounded like diversity appreciation hour. Plus, all of his lyrics were conveyed in an honest and upbeat manner. He was the most insufferable fucking twerp ever, and I couldn't stand him. I hope he gets drafted to fight in Vietnam.

The only other time I saw a ukulele being played, it was a girl playing it as part of a diversity appreciation hour talent show. That also made me angry, because she was better at changing chords than me. Once my presets finish downloading I'm going to play badly-muted power chords and complain about how she won't have sex with me because I'm so hostile and negative. But you and me, we know that it's her fault for not having sex with me and making me negative in the first place.

>>72426706
Is this a new pasta?

>>72426706
You sound fun

Pails as drums aka "street musicians"

>>72426706
Your passive aggression is palpable. Having a bad day, sport?

>>72426514
>/threading your own post

>>72426822
/thread

>>72426706
>nu-male flies into impotent rage after someone insults his sissy guitar

Saxophone
Harpsichord

>>72426496
Kazoo

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>>72426496
OP

Hang, fucking stupid expensive drum. Yeah corner bum, you aren't getting my money if you're able to buy that thing. Fuck you.

>>72426496
melodica

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>>72427189
>Saxophone