>Just do what I do when I have problems! SCREAM!
>Ok, I really don't want to hear another one
>Hello, you've reached the house of unrecognized talent
>>72398051
>i hear ya loud and clear
>Rev up those fryers, cus I am sure hungry
>>72398130
I fucked up
I'm ready depression. I'm ready depression.
"At least I have my personality"
>>72397974
>I love being a baby
>50% sea
>50% weed
>Do you smell it? That Smell? A Kinda smelly smell. A smelly smell that smells....smelly.
"I've got it! Let's get naked!"
>Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy
>>72398341
kek
>Hey, that's pretty catchy. Bee-bee-boo-bop, bee-bee-boo-beep. Yeah, that's not bad. I love this young people's music.
>First, puff out your chest. Now say "tax exemption"
>Tax exemption!
>Now you must develop a taste for freeform jazz
>We're from the pet hospital down the street and we're getting reports of a dying animal on the premises
>Hey Patrick, what am I now?
>Uh, stupid?
>They make you.. READ OLD MAGAZINES!
>Chocolate? I remember when they first invented chocolate. Sweet, sweet chocolate. I always hated it!
>>72398684
kek
best in the thread so far
>Please try to remember, but don't try too hard, or you'll hurt yourself like last time. Love, Daddy.
>these are some ugly looking fish
>If we play loud people might think we're good!
>Oh, that's right, honey. We don't have a son.
>I love the young people
>Leedle-Leedle-Lee!
>We want our money back; all forty six thousand eight hundred fifty three of us
>Hey, who left this bowl of onions here?
>Fortunately I have enough talent for all of you
>Mr. Krabs is in there! Standing At the concession! Plotting our oppression!
>CHOCOLATE!!!
>>72398101
best of the thread
>It's a giraffe
>>72399058
holy fuck dude
>>72399583
kek
>humina humina humina humina humina humina humina humina humina humina
>>72399058
brutal anon
>Uh, sir, your fancy pantsy limousine is here.
>Next, the phone will ring and there will be nobody there.
>why have we been turned into fruits?
>squidward's father never hugged him. isn't that sad?
>and now... giant piles of bubblegum!?
>We're gonna party til we're purple
>Two hours is LONG ENOUGH!! THAT'S IT!!!
>>72398684
really underrated post
I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD
>>72402212
Audible kek
>>72399912
kek
>The sash wringing... the trash thinging... mash flinging... the flash springing, bringing the the crash thinging the...
>>72402212
amazing