>in the elevator >girl say this to you wat do?

You too

beat her to death with an iron skillet
same goes for any /fa/gs that like them either
fake acid buying sacks of shit

Cool

good for you, plebeian swine

i can play the intro to this charming man wanna see?

>>72385088
Im listening to Red House Painters' early demos not the Smiths you dumb bitch.

im my mothers only son and im a desperate one

>>72385088
actual answer:

oh yeah, i love them too, it's nice how they blend together feels like sadness and melancholia with catchy tunes.

real answer:

omfg you couldn't resist uh? really, TONS of people like the smiths, your statement only reflect the fact you want to sound special and unique. fuck off attention whore.

>>72385088
*turns volume down*. listen lady, I know that you're going through an identity crisis and your feeble mind thinks that tying your ego to a single issue will resolve it, but that's not how it works. stop trying to solve your lack of meaning by tying your identity to single-issues like sexuality, music, films or anything else. god is dead, but you won't be able to substitute him like this. start being a human being and maybe I'll consider exchanging pleasantries. *blasts Nicaraguan field recordings*

>>72385088
OH A WHITE MIDDLE CLASS 20-SOMETHING WOMAN LIKES THE SMITHS
HOW FUCKING ORIGINAL
DON'T TALK TO ME EVER AGAIN
*goes home and posts >tfw no gf threads on /mu/*

>>72385088
Im sorry I didn't hear you, I was listening to merzbow.

>>72385088
in my mind: I talk about how I like them too, get in some in depth conversation about her, we really hit it off and exchange numbers

in reality: force a fake smile, gurn like an idiot, clock that she is at least mildly attractive, weakly mumble 'yeah, me too...' then awkwardly stand around in silence desperately trying to avoid eye contact. if the lift stops at any point before my desired floor i exit and walk the rest of the way - repeatedly going over in my head how I could've handled that better, what an autistic fuckwit I am etc.

>>72385176
> I'm sorry I didn't hear you, I was listening to merzbow yesterday

>>72385088
"I'm not listening to The Smiths..."

nah nigga this chief keef

>>72385088
I hate the Smiths, but you're pretty.

All these responses don't make sense given in the movie he is a "pleb" himself because he's the one listening to The Smiths in public. During the entire movie the only band that really jumped out that our protagonist listens to is the Pixies.

>>72385088
I just like a few songs desu(really says desu), im more a Cure

you are rude

>>72385384
fucking lol

>>72385416
yea she was much more patrician than him thats why she left him for a better guy thats basically the plot

>>72385088
"I'm socially awkward"
*makes farting noises with mouth until the elevator reaches my floor, regardless of who gets off first*

"Whats your favorite song of theirs? Mine is Love In An Elevator."
"That's not-"
>Rape

>>72385088
I love you.

never heard of him

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>>72385251

>>72385088
probably smile like an idiot and then proceed to cry uncontrollably in front of her.

Cool,you know R.E.M?

>>72385088
"Cool, I like them too"

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>>72385143
>nicaraguan field recordings

>not Mauritian kettle drum samples

>>72385088
Oh yeah? Love THIS
*shits self*

itt: comedy is hard

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>>72385384

>>72385088
"cool, I heard only girls like em"

"Hailey, I know you miss your mom and I know you miss your dad."

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Morrissey is a bitch.