>watery synths

booming sub bass

>magnanimous bowing

>black wife

>famed indie pop outfit

>pounding drums

>rattling hi-hats

>soaring guitar leads

>drenched in reverb

>amazon associates link

>A N G U L A R R I F F S

>hailing from the UK

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>farty basslines

>H A I L I N G F R O M T H E U K

>bangers

T R A P

I N F L U E N C E D

B E A T S

>man sounds good on a riddim

>>72371284
>Receding hairlines

>>72371284
>buzzing lead guitar

How to make Fantano angry:
>Black Israelites

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>when you leave your synths out in the heat for too long

>>72371346
KEK
that was unexpected

>>72371512
actually it was the Deuteronomy lines that triggered him. He got mad at Kendrick for saying black ppl are cursed and will continue to be cursed until they go back to God. He got so mad he ended up calling Kendrick stupid.

Imagine being so triggered by a line from one of your favorite artists that you go full 180 on them and call them stupid. Kendrick is one of the brightest lights coming out of a place as dark as Compton. If there is anything those people down there need, it's Jesus. Shame on fantano for his triggered, PC response meltdown

>>72371652
It's really fucking surreal desu, I don't understand his anger there

>>72371284
>WATERY POST-PUNK BASSLINES

>SOARING GUITARS

give me some watery synths

>>72371652
It's actually embarrassing how melon completely didn't get the anology between modern day blacks and the ancient Hebrews talked about in the bible i guess melon just never read the bible

>>72371376
kek

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>moist hi-hats

T R A P I N F L U E N C E D

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>ethereal synth leads

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>LEAN SOAKED

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>BOMBASTIC BEATS

>THROBBING electronics

>>72371346
mild kek

>RECEDING HAIRLINE

>>72371702
>>72371790
ikr the fact he MELTED DOWN completely over this makes you really wonder what kind of smug, pc-sheltered world he grew up and currently lives in. Imagine the balls/ego of this guy. He's a lily-white, Connecticut-born youtube star and he thinks he has a more nuanced opinion on what the black community needs more than kendrick fucking lamar. lol he should just stop reviewing. For christ's sake he has a Wikipedia page now (which he probably wrote entirely himself) dude wants to be somebody so fucking bad

>>72371376
>We get kickback from it

>>72373694
it's even better when before the review was released he was saying it was "the best analysis of DAMN."
his ego is off the charts

>>72371652
>>72371702
>>72371790
I actually agree with melonhead on this one, it's probably the dumbest thing k.dot has put on any of his tracks. To say that all the bad things that have happened to blacks and Hispanics is because we're not "close enough to god" and whites are is some really dumb uncle tom bullshit to be spouting. Also, you can love an artist while at the same time criticizing things that you didn't like. K.dot is one of my favorite rappers right now, but I still found that whole voicemail really fucking stupid.

>brown bricks

>wailing vocals

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was he right?

>>72374384
I would give it a strong 5 to light 6 personally

>>72373720
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>>72374384
eh, I would have given it a light 8 but when he said it's kdot's weakest project he was right on the money

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>psychedelic smooth, dreamy, creamy neo-soul.

actual quote

>>72371449
Did this really happen or am I stupid?

I think this is a metaphor for how they interact with their audience

>>72374384
It's a strong 9 to me. Almost on the same level as TPAB, but not quite. Instead of looking outside, Kendrick looks deep inside. Plus it sounds fucking amazing.

TRAP-INFLUENCED BEATS

sounds like a mutant

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>>72371449

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>>72373694

>>72371284
>pissy pumping pizzicato pop

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>>72373694

>>72373844
>and whites are

That's not what he said though

>SSSSCREAMING keyboards *krr krr krr*

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>SUGARY pop vocals

>>72371515
>when you leave your beats in the trap and they get influenced

>CHOCOLATEY BASS

>6/10

>>72374384
not in his personal rating system, because apparently his b sides are better than this album

>>72376911
did someone say bees in the trap

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>>72371346
when is fanta gonna impregnate her and become the internets busiest dad?

>>72377352
when he's able to produce sperm

>>72374384
No it's lower

>>72371284
forseeable future

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>>72371652
>If there is anything those people down there need, it's Jesus.

black women are already big on jesus though

it doesn't stop them being terrible people

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>>72377691

>>72377691
I have a greentext for this
>Be me
>highschool
>Ultimate sad boy
>Hate my life and hate almost everything about myself and the school
>Sitting with friends enjoying myself, talking about the leafy shit(The idubbbz stuff was popular at the time)
>Start getting yelled at by group of blacks and a teacher
>Don't know what I did so I just stop talking
>20 minutes later start to talk again
>Black dude comes over and hits me in the face
>Shocked
>Wutdidido.jpg
>taken out into the hallway
>told I said racist shit about him
>no thats bs
>honors student, good grades, perfect record
>I got suspended for 1 day
>Principal says I am a bad person for not owning up to it
>Says guy who hit me is an adult for admitting he hit me
>I want to kill myself and blame the principal
>IDGAF about the kid, but hes notorius for being crazy and fighting people

>>72377691
warning: possibly carcinogen

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>>72371346

>pedophilic percussion

>>72371346
hahaahaha

>>72378134
R E A L ??

>>72378134
is this real?

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>>72378134

>>72371702
>>72371652
>>72373844
>>72371790
Pardon me for being a brainlet here, but what was he saying then? Kendrick, I mean.

I recall Fantano saying that it was dumb because of the idea that racial injustices are god's punishment in someway, but is there another interpretation?

Jokes aside, am I the only one who kinda likes Fagtano's weird metaphors? Sometimes they're awful, but sometimes they're right on the money. Either way it's entertaining.

>>72378391
>>72378465
>>72378552
no, it's from ebony preggo porn, this joke has been making the rounds for years now

>>72374384
The score is completely fine but not when you compare it against what else he has given a seven and what he has rated Kendrick's other projects.

>>72378669
Ohh, thanks for putting this newfag in his place, friend.

>>72371449
>terrible musician insulted by the melon

>>72378792
You know somebody is shit when they get offended by reviews of their work.

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>cosmic-like power chords

i mean you can easily describe a Juno 106 with chorus II on as a "watery synth"

>>72371357
this is so accurate it hurts

>>72371449
btfo

>>72374384
Higher than it deserved, he just wanted to avoid the Nig rage

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>>72377691
what do you even say in defense....
most nogs ive dealt with don't seem too bad, but i always hear family members' bad experiences with them.

t. hispanic

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>>72371284

> brittle guitar leads

> driving bass

> moody synths

>angular guitars

>sweaty woodwinds

>>72374444
Checked

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>>72371284
Sonic nuggets

>chunky shits

>cum soaked vinyls

>a collection of cyberpunk bangers ready to turn the dance floor into a fucking war zone

>>72377352
White people have dogs and cats, not children. It's the current year.

>>72371449
>also its jungle not breakbeat u fucking melon
Fucking gets me everytime

>>72375993
Sounds like my cup of tea. Source?

>visceral

>>72378030
underrated post

>>72374208
>miney crafta

>>72373844
Kendrick actually doesn't agree with this statement even though he claims to be a "Black Israelite" on YAH. (pro-tip: his album is full of contradictory claims, he loves the idea of duality). He even put the voicemail at the ending and the beginning of FEAR., Kendrick is afraid his cousin's perspective might be true. But he rejects it entirely on DUCKWORTH., a track about one's ability to make the right decision even if raised in a dangerous and socially deterministic environment. Fantoine's analysis is superficial and he basically acted like the SJW we know he is.