ITT: Make the absolute worst music you can and post a clyp of it in this thread
Are you telling me
hold up
are you saying
that you produce for fun?
https://clyp.it/khga2ban
TFW nobody can top (or bottom i guess since it's the worst) my shit so nobody tries
>>72368730
https://clyp.it/2sqssluw
>>72369381
got 'em
>>72368730
https://clyp.it/wmepst3t
>>72368730
https://clyp.it/cwhm0wls
Beet this
Made something for a whitehouse (band) thread, didn't use it, hold on a sec
>>72368851
too good, i especially like the drums in the end
>>72369381
could use some reverb for extra worseness
>>72369546
go to bed, viper
>>72369565
hey, this is pretty bad, good job
https://clyp.it/gujtsz03 do i win yet
https://clyp.it/ya5yddeq
>>72369565
STOP STOP STOP STOP
First 35 seconds is breakcore's endgame as a genre
>>72370029
Worst ITT, you win.
https://clyp.it/gbpoa5ti
i hope you guys like DUDE LOUD LMAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvTRZJ-4EyI
>>72369565
>>72370029
It's between these two, good (terrible) job lads
Meme
https://clyp.it/ce2yxnph
https://clyp.it/2mqnpi1v
bumping so I can go record some shitty guitar for my masterpiece
>>72370029
yes
>>72371796
this is real art
https://clyp.it/meffjlas
warning: loud
i spent too much time on this
https://clyp.it/yk51jiji
hehehe Pikachu in a tree actin like a real piece of work god damn mother fucker
>>72372044
lmao
>>72372078
lose the kick and you'll have some nice onkyo vibes
>>72372143
too bad I didn't save the patch :(
Beautiful
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oJ6UklEDYJ
>>72368730
I post this on /prod/ the other day
https://clyp.it/2uhp5qxw
nobody liked, one person even call it "barely a song"
>>72372499
i like it t b h
>>72372164
i know that feel
>>72372499
i think it would work great in the context of a plunderphonics track
Ok. I think I win
https://clyp.it/qd203wvy
>>72372553
This is actually a pretty good harsh noise track.
>>72372550
>i think it would work great in the context of a plunderphonics track
this is actually the outro of the song, I was looking for a dance/shoegaze song, kinda like Soon by MBV
>>72371796
>https://clyp.it/2mqnpi1v
just name it " CAPITALISM" and called it art
>>72372624
why not consider making plundergaze?
i find this thread more entertaining than your average /prod/ tbqh senpai
>>72372665
>plundergaze
that's interesting
but I never really understood plunderphonics anyway
>>72372712
it's more about self-indulgence of mashing together cool samples and disregarding copyright than actual art
https://clyp.it/dbvoabjb
step aside plebs
>>72372785
>implying the modification of existing art doesn't make the piece even more artistic
p4k drone alert
>>72372078
>https://clyp.it/yk51jiji
this is kinda nice, but my teeth start aching for some reason in the middle of the track
https://clyp.it/n1rryx2f
made only in audacity
https://clyp.it/255opb3o
https://clyp.it/gixrxo1o
lol
https://clyp.it/gdnorl52
>>72372931
stop grating your teeth then
https://m.soundcloud.com/2sb6lcu0wduu
this is my soundcloud
>>72373517
it's my wisdom tooth, this shit it's killing me
>>72373874
do you dispense wisdom from your great wisdom tooth?
>>72372457
>vocaroo
Are you even a real producer?
>>72373995
>real producer
>/mu/
>>72368851
If you actually tried to make this bad, I'd like to see you make something good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEOa4dYmp5M
I have a YouTube channel specifically for this
https://highlycontagious.bandcamp.com/track/comparative-literature
Y'all are some fuckin' amateurs. I made this a couple years ago as a submission for Pinkamena Party 3 and was rejected for being too terrible.
Yeah, the Pinkamena Party crew thought this was too horrific to show to the world.
You see, making shit music isn't just about making some random beats, laying them over each other, and mumbling some random shit. You gotta put in the effort to make it extra shit. You need to spend time making the absolute worst decisions possible for a track. A clusterfuck of random sounds is bad, but a clusterfuck of carefully arranged terrible sounds is worse.
Or something like that, I dunno, this shit is pretty amazing though.
>>72368851
>>72371548
>>72371791
>>72372078
>>72372553
>>72372499
not even that bad core
>>72373272
>>72373453
>>72373187
>>72374326
>>72372044
>>72370029
>>72370697
>>72369546
memecore
>>72369565
winner so far
>>72369565
>https://clyp.it/cwhm0wls
why do i like this
>>72374389
My one's not a fuckin meme
I literally just recorded bg noise and compressed it
https://clyp.it/jspmq2me
keep listening
https://clyp.it/l3kdwxnf
>>72374542
if you enjoy this there I've released a few albums of similar material
ddx-10.bandcamp.com
>>72374539
was yours the one that sounded like a bottle clinking?
wasn't nearly shitty enough so I just put it with the memes
>>72374542
eh
>>72374583
mediocre noise
here https://clyp.it/qiofuohr
>>72374283
I actually started dancing to this
https://clyp.it/uqwvecbt
My greatest work
Pls r8
>>72373272
I fuckin lol'd
>>72374283
Yo wtf 0:45 is lit, you should make the "go"s fade out after they start tho so it's less annoying
>>72374876
I can't stop laughing
i took the first loop i made in FL Studio and played with it.
listen all the way through
https://clyp.it/i3y5p52j
>>72374876
speechless
https://clyp.it/3axaprnd
>>72375226
>https://clyp.it/i3y5p52j
lol the end was fucking worth it
I tried my hand at jazz-fusion. I think I went full autism with this one.
https://clyp.it/ul4qymtu
>>72370029
its like a really awful version of pc music
>>72369565
Is this the new Trout Mask Replica?
>>72374876
Do you write for drake?
Damn, this is the best thread I've seen on /mu/ in ages.
>>72370697
Dude, I am gonna have to sample this shit for my even shittier project.
>>72372078
Same with this.
This was my roommate's band from back in 2008 or so. Good luck getting this track to work, but it's pretty hilarious.
https://myspace.com/funguar1/music/song/pikachu-anal-dynamite-30796619-31167001
>>72376762
>myspace
>>72376762
hi emma.
>>72377031
Myspace was the prime spot for shitty music back in 2008. I'm surprised this stuff is still even online!
This seems like my type of thread I'll post something later if it's still up.
is any single person here over the age of 18? Just wondering.
>>72368730
I'll do you even better and make a whole album for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wabrnt1MVVQ
>>72368730
oc
https://apaleskinmexican.bandcamp.com/album/im-your-daddy-now-single
https://clyp.it/xuyr3n5h#
i get ASMR from this
>>72378010
>is any single person here over the age of 18? Just wondering.
>>72378223
you have to go back
https://clyp.it/qdthbg2p
>>72378010
>>72378421
>>72378223
so, no. got it, great thanks.
this would be a lot worse if i knew how to use fl studio
https://clyp.it/dcalmi4s
>>72378991
Simple but genius
https://clyp.it/sbfjarbe
feel it in ur bones
i'm so fucking mad
i just wasted 30 minutes trying to record what took me 4 to make
fuck fl studio and fuck audacity
>>72379930
>audacity
>>72374876
>https://clyp.it/uqwvecbt
i haven't laughed this hard in a long time
heres a good one mane its just like arca
https://clyp.it/nuigszmw
Pink Polo
https://clyp.it/jpqzzl34
>>72369565
>>72371796
>>72372826
all terrible, good job
>>72374876
lmao
>>72374876
Likely winner here.
https://clyp.it/vaofsx25
>>72380242
>>72378316
>>72378198
>>72375392
nice job shitting it up lads
https://clyp.it/yev3klrz
>>72368730
how will the rest of us know the difference?
>>72369565
>>72374876
hold on to your butts
https://clyp.it/0dpm0yzc
>>72381066
NOOOOOOOOOO
>>72374326
shit dude my friend kylie made stuff for that too
>>72381066
This is pretty good. Reminds me of Picky Picnic. Where can I hear more? I can get high to this
>>72374326
It just sounds shit. I would prefer not to listen to it if someone else would put it on, but it's not offensively awful and it's not that hard to endure it.
https://clyp.it/zvzt34cu let me win already
hey guys lol
https://clyp.it/uj4qqs2c
>>72369565
>the preview that made anon a spot on speedin bullet to heaven
>>72382382
this could work very well as an actual trap beat, maybe danny brown will use something similar for his next album
>>72382382
>cant keep my dick in my pants