Who's the best music reviewer?

deep cuts

i am
my reviews are short but I agree with all of them and you also should, otherwise your are pleb

>>72368194
Nobody.
Review music is like review colors.

>>72368217
this guy fucks

>>72368244
He definitely fucked those sluts.

>>72368202
fuck no

>>72368308
>hoverhand

>>72368340
he is the second best

>>72368194
He really, really shouldn't have hair.
I'm glad he's naturally balding now.

>>72368194

he's a big guy

Fantano's a pretty entertaining and coherent reviewer if nothing else. If you take his reviews so seriously that you dislike the man you're doing it wrong because it's obvious he doesn't make it a point to be as impartial and objective as possible because if he was his videos would be boring as fuck and we wouldn't witness him roasting Hopsin or Kid Cudi.

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>>72368217

T H I S

me because i've never reviewed anything

>>72368217
Are foreigners not allowed to touch Chinese women?

>>72369319
How is he fat? I don't get it. Unless he's lying he's a vegan who works out and has videos about making relatively healthy food. Is he eating 20lbs of carrots a day or something.

>>72369509
Only /mu/tards want to be touched by that slimy fuck.

>>72369415
cringe

>>72369541
Carbs are vegan, you know. What's your IQ, 40 or something?

>>72369544
Mad he rated you're favorite album 5/10 AND gets the yellow pussy you dream of? Beatle bones 'n' smokin' stones, kid. Heh.

>>72368232
this

>>72369584
i guess approaching fantano in a sensible and mature way is cringe in this board or simply liking what he does in some ways, that's par for the course i guess

>>72368217
those fucking hover hands. he belongs in r9k

>>72369718
Well, virgins and betas tend to have the best taste in music.

>>72368217
jesus christ, cringed pretty hard
patricians don't get laid, I suppose...

>>72369509
>>72369544
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>>72369877
You were saying?
http://www.scaruffi.com/friends/

>>72369877
If you're having sex, you're not looking for the masterpieces of the medium. People who have sex will settle for whatever is on the radio: Frank Ocean, Tame Impala, Radiohead, etc.

>>72369509
>>72369544
>>72369718
>>72369831
>>72369877
http://www.scaruffi.com/monument/usa2/scz044.jpg

>>72369967
That can't be consensual.

Unironically Scaruffi

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>getting that sweet and sour sauce while wearing cargo pants
what a man

>>72368194
hairthony whytano

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>>72368194
>According to my friend it's the person listening but I'm not sure I ever agreed with that

>>72370878

manlet

>>72368217
YOU JUST KNOW

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>>72368194
Crash Thompson, obviously.

>>72370944
Your friend is correct

>>72368194
Unironically Anthony Fantano

>>72370899
Whythony Hairtano is more catchy

>>72369716
Unfortunately so.
I like him too. He's a pretty funny guy who makes fairly meaningful reviews without taking himself overly seriously. I also don't think his reviews are the be all and end all of an album because I'm not a gigantic faggot

>>72369541
He's said before that he eats bread and hummus all day