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>tfw cant read kvlt

why even live

>>72293520
That's why you get a qt gf to read it for you

>>72293476
literally can not read any of this besides death angel and i dont even know that band

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>be american
>see a poster for a cool metal festival
>it's in yurop

>tfw you're so old you saw Megadeth on the Peace Sells tour when you were in college

Good show despite only Mustaine and I think Ellefson being there

>>72293520
>>72293748
plebs

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>>72293782
>be australian
>see poster for cool metal festival

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Post your favourite album of all time and anons give you recs that sound like that album. Pic related is mine.

>>72293748
How can you not real Mgla, or even Morbid Angel is easily read.

>>72293476
Neither.

>>72293520
>>72293748
Do not entry.

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Wish i could go

>>72294992
There's like two good bands there

>>72295256
Immolation and crypt sermon?

>>72295289
and Khemmis. Skipped over them somehow

>>72295256
Panopticon, Pig Destroyer, and agoraphobic nosebleed are the ones i like out of it. Plus all the craft beer. Worth it to me

can you fucking newfags stop making threads too early and not linking to the old one

>>72295372
There is another metal thread up. This one is just a refuge from the glam shitters and the dmu browsers they trigger

>>72295372
Last 2 were TERMINATED

Ive been posting in both of them

>>72293782
Fucking this

Is Mgla that big now?

>>72296271
They've been big for like three years now.

>>72294263
What do you mean by only Mustaine and Ellefson being there? How do they do the show without Poland and Gar

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Bought your m8l8th hoodie yet, /meal/?

>>72296731
i don't like buttmetal, so no

>>72296731

I dont support nazi

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Have you prayed to the riff god today?

>>72296765
Remember to bludgeon local antifa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ogxy1hcT54

I need something similar to Timeghoul. Any recs?

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what is it with mongol metal and aids calligraphy

give me some Sine Pedibus over this shit

>>72297015
Any band that sounds that gay isn't bludgeoning anybody.

>>72293476
metal was never masculine

>>72297246
Wrong

I have to say, at this point 99% of metal just sounds like goofy, dumb, theatrical hard rock to me. Even the kvlt stuff. Especially the kvlt stuff.

>>72294381
see if i were aussie i'd just try to get into deathcore

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>>72297325
cool. here, you'll like these then

Is non-deathmetal frowned upon up in this cozy corner?

>>72297345
no

>>72297344
What the fuck is even numale metal? What are the criteria and why is Isis in there?

>>72297405
you should probably just get out now

>>72297439
Got a lotta catchup to do with metal and the buzzwords currently associated with them.

>>72297439
You're defensive because he's calling you out

>>72297439
Just checked numale on urban dictionnary and seems like Pantera is pretty much at the complete opposite end of this «numale spectrum».

>>72297468
i'm just busting your balls. but seriously, this thread is shit, get out while you still can

>>72297478
kek, yeah ok

anyone got any recommendations similar to this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgE77XyWv2c&t=33s

>>72297546
kek yeah im an oldfag kid

>>72297405
there's no such genre, it's what nu-males listen to. the bands themselves may or may not have nu-males in them, but that's irrelevant

I just realized these guys are somehow a christian band. I thought this song was pretty solid though, like the outro.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=korl72Dbz_g&index=13&list=PLCslpjrb7cYhEmIlkTyihmO1M8ZDbch4a

So how good is that new Oceano?

>>72297705
So people who listen to X band are bluepilled faggots because I myself do not enjoy such band.

Did I do it right?

>>72297705
I'll bite. Is the music itself nu-male? or is it just music nu-males like?

>>72297927
the chart is supposed to focus on the latter, but some of the albums may indeed be nu-male music

>>72297799
Exactly! Throw in some comment about glam (doesn't matter if it's positive or negative) and you've simulated the last weeks of threads. This place has been in the shitter. The originator of the nu-male chart should be drawn and quartered. Speaking of which, anyone like Drawn and Quartered?

>>72297927
It doesn't matter because it means nothing. I think it's supposed to mean the former.

Why is Gost opening for taake? Why are they trying to force synthwave on black metal shows?

>>72297955
So what's you're opinion of non-nu-male music that nu-males like?

>>72298003
burzum

>>72298003
atmoshit
dissoshit
post/sludge
ARE FALSE AND BARRED FROM THESE HALLS

>>72298003
it's unavoidable and there's no real repellent against it

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hmu with some Wolverine Blues worship pls

>>72298064
>dissoshit
What the FUCK does this even mean

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>>72297344
don't forget the expansion pack

Epica is good!
Good!

>>72298151

I prefer Delain

>>72298138
don't bother learning all this general's buzzwords, i'm pretty sure I get more retarded every time i read one of these threads

>>72298138
>dissoshit
>dissonant metal that is dissonant for no reason or the dissonance adds nothing to the music

t. memeologist

>>72298150
This is literally all kult stuff...
Wasn't that what you guys thought was alpha as fvck?

>>72298167
worse frontwoman
less growls
somehow even less R I F F S

>>72298204

The growls in Epica are terrible in general why would that be a plus

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>>72298033
>>72298064
>>72298092
So what constitutes as nu-male music? And why isn't the music nu-males listen to not necessarily nu-male music? Do you like any nu-male music? Do you only listen to music that's masculine?

Just trying to figure this shit out because it sounds stupid as hell

>>72298201
No, it's pure numalery.

The next expansion pack will feature Artery Eruption, Spinebreaker, and Short Bus Pile Up, amongst other limp-wristed numale bands.

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>>72298201

>>72298201
careful, don't inhale the memes all at once

>>72298221
they're much better in the last 2 albums than they used to be, not even that bad anymore

>>72298182
Can you provide a couple examples of dissonant metal that meets these criteria and compare it to dissonant metal that isn't dissoshit? Where do Gorguts and Phyrron fall?

>>72298236
the only real nu-male music is music that's made by nu-male musicians. if i were to go off the basis of only listening to bands that nu-males didn't listen to, there would literally be nothing.

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>>72298150
fucking shit bait

i'm pretty sure this thread is more responsible for the spread of the nu-male meme on this board than anything else

>>72298272
kek didnt bother looking at the chart, I guess I deserve it

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Most numale band ever..
baka whatever sjw faggotry kids listen to these days

>>72298278
Pyrrhon is a perfect amalgamation of every abhorrent trend in """metal""" over the last 15 years. Mother of Virtues may well be the quintessential nu-male album.

>>72298279
Are there any albums you liked before you knew the artists were nu-males? Or are you just able to instantly tell when they're nu-males? If they make music that doesn't sound nu-male, does that mean they aren't nu-males? Do you like any nu-male music? Are you embarrassed when you enjoy things that other people might consider nu-male?

>>72298417
kek

>>72298417
But Pyrrhon definitely still brings the riffs though, as twisted as they may be. They are nothing like nu male, that's Deafheaven or Isis.

>>72298426
The only people bothered by this are nu-males.

The only nu-male artist is Deafheaven. The guitarist is a fag who spent $300 on Drake merch and they make shitty indie darling blackgaze that can't even touch Violet Cold.

Varg could get pegged by his wife every night and he could be featured on the front page of NME and I'd still love him.

God, do I hate hate hate fucking Deafheaven though.

>>72298426
People who are embarrassed by their music tastes are FAGGOTS.
Or they browse /mu/ too much.
Am I a nu-male if I 100% assume my unironic love for Lana del Rey and Limp Bizkit?
Tricky question my dudes.

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>>72298496
So thinking about what is and isn't nu-male is nu-male? Is being bothered by nu-male music nu-male? Is non-nu-male metal actually nu-male metal then?

Sounds retarded

>>72298426
i'm not very invested in structuring what i listen to based on those things, but most of what you've mentioned has happened a few times. i don't like a lot of the albums on the original chart, but that's unrelated to nu-males being involved.

>>72298569
It's funny how their sunbather is actually decent with all blackgaze gayness and how they shit the bed with that other album when they tried to get riffs and realized they fucking can't.
Hilarious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeCk6BoSu-c

Post your favorite band from your hometown.
This album is fucking amazing, I bought it in a local record store blindly when I was a young lad and not only is it incredible but if I ever need money I can just sell it since it's worth a pretty penny according to discogs.

Cringy lyrics in Social Fears aside this might be my favorite thrash album. Certainly my favorite bass performance in thrash. Good shit.

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FOR ALL THINGS SHALL BECOME MY PREY

>>72298629
You say that like you can get «nu-male ambushed» by a band. Like, you legit like the sound and shit but then you realize guys on the internet call that band nu-male so you can't enjoy it anymore. Cause if you enjoy it in the first place you wouldn't be the one to label it as nu-male. So it's essentially the others' opinions that spoil your appreciation. Being influenced by other nobodies' opinions is weak and thus nu-male, especially «feeling embarrassed because anons think ur gay». I think that's what he meant.

>say I like glam
>this somehow means I only listen to glam
Yesterdays thread was retarded.
Also I tried on mutiple occasions to make /rock/ general a thing, no replies.

remeber that guy who just posted arrow in heart every thread

I miss him

>>72298710
Great album, really intense shit.

>>72293748
>>72293520
if you don't already know all the big-logo bands on that flyer, you need to go back

>>72298778
I can't read anything below Absu on either row. How bad is that?

>>72298778
But it's all shit except for mgwa maybe. Mgwa lives fucking rock

>>72298817
I spoke nothing of the bands' respective qualities, but if you don't even know the logos to some of the biggest metal bands, you're a newfag who should stay at /r/metal

>>72298817
You mean Mgla?

>>72298285
you must not have been here for the past few days
grandpa

have we called doom metal nu-male yet?

It seems like we never talk about doom at all.

>>72298837
Ah well true enough.
What are those two near carach angren? To the right looks like some nordievel and below it's too small to read.

>>72298852
mgta

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>faggots arguing about who's more numale
Fuck off
post whatcha blastin right now

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>>72298629
welcome to insecurity/boredom/no real talents
>im not a beta UR a beta
>im not gay UR gay
>im not a noob UR the noob
>im not into a microgenre that some unknown person thinks is associated with whatever negative feelings i have pent up inside, UR into a microgenre that some unkown person thinks is associated with whatever negative feelings i have pent up inside

by the way im a numale and have all the charts. been getting into garbage death slam groove porn whatever lately. any like pic related? it's really fucking good

>>72298870
I dont think we ever will

>>72298994
Warning is great funeral doom, vocals are top-notch and lyrics are great as well. 20 watt sun is underwhelming and it's a bit weird because it's just more of the same.

>>72299077
>Warning
>funeral doom

Pretty sure funeral doom is stuff like Mournful Congregation, Catacombs, etc.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MukuAmk0Mo

I liked 40 Watt Sun but it just felt like the TV movie version of Warning.

>>72298629
Yes, thinking about what is and isn't nu-male is nu-male because it's

>Seeking approval of others.
>Trying to hide their perceived flaws and mistakes.
>Putting other people's needs and wants before their own.

It doesn't matter what you enjoy. What matters is why you enjoy it.

It's stoner metal posting day boys

>>72297340
I used to be into parkway drive, then i got into deathcore like thy art is murder and black tongue, then i got into entry level death metal like cannibal corpse and behemoth, and now im into stuff dmu(shit tier journalism but goos recs), /metal/ and fenriz recs. Luckily, some of them are australian but none of them have toured in brisbane yet. I have tried getting back into deathcore but black tongue is the only artist i could get back into, so ive stopped trying.

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This general is leaking.

Psychedelic and 80s doom are the only druggie music I can listen to

>>72298697
https://youtu.be/zuXb2ic_24c
Theres no metal bands in my hometown but these boys are from brisbane which is 2 hours drive, pretty good brutal techdeath, nowhere near as good as in their darkened shrines or none so vile but solid nonetheless.

>>72299640
THE MEMES MUST FLOW

>>72298591
You are only a (((n****e))) if you fill in the crieteria in the urban dictionary definition. I dont like the artists you listed, but i dont give a shit what you listen to. I like cannibal corpse, amon amarth and gojira and still listen to them because id rather enjoy shit music than stop listening to it because i care what underage shitposters think.

>>72299613
Not stoner but still doom.
https://youtu.be/gCRUfPlM0S8

>>72299790
do you know Mephistopheles? Asutralian abnd playing amazing brutal tech death (not wankcore)

>nowhere near as good as she lay gutted
ftfy because they're basicaly just another disgorge clone, but very good clone indeed

>>72300070
Ill have a look, thanks for the rec.

http://rateyourmusic.com/list/Bishopboy1999/users-on-rym-with-autism/

Lel look who is there

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>ctrl + f
>nu-male 40 and numale 9 results
I fucking hate all of you

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why aren't you faggots talking about the source? it's pretty good

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requesting

>>72298870
Pallbearer and My Dying Bride are the definition of nu-male music

>>72300169
that's the reason >>72300160

it's pretty good indeed tho desu

>>72299502
So you're a nu-male?

>>72293748

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AooZ9L6L1KU

nu males hate classic thrash metal

>>72300170
Huh. The new gojira logo looks strange.

>somebody's privilege is another person's oppression
metal for this feel?

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>mfw have a day off before Vampires new album gets released tomorrow but my order won't arrive early

Meal for this feel?

>>72296731
>if you touch my ethnicity i will stab you

>>72300169
But is it better than The Dream Sequencer?

>>72300170
this band fucking sucks man there's no bass and the riffs sound like they were ripped from a u2 song

seriously fuck this shit and fuck you if you like it

>>72300276
protector

>>72293476

More like colon open air, because metal sounds like unadulterated ass.

>>72301146
so clean ass?

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/DragonForce/ masterrace reporting in

>>72301169

A clean ass can still produce farts.

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Now that memes have settled what is /metal/s honest opinion on this album?

>>72301350
memes never settle, /metal/ doesn't have opinions cause that would mean we can think

>>72297344
I appreciate seeing Enslaved on here. Their middle era is so fucking solid. Their album Axioma Ethica Odini is one of the GOAT black metal albums.

>>72301214
Words to live by

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is there anything with the aggression of thrash and black metal but with the song writing of glam?

>>72301532
https://youtu.be/6gPGUNZs9yQ

>>72301532
Yeah, Metalcore is where to look for them dank verse/verse/chorus/verse/bridge/chorus/chorus one step higher/ songs. Try Killswitch Engage and All That Remains maybe? It might be your thing.

>>72301532
wasp to an extent I geuss

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>>72293476
>it's another episode of /metal/ projecting their own insecurities

truly manchildren's music

>>72301350
Very underrated band, I was 12 when I first listened to Hallowed Land, Worlds Pretending, now 15 years later I can turn back in that sweet times by just listening to their songs. Glad they gained attention with their recent albums, love them a lot.

>>72298150
There will come a day when a nu-male chart is just the Bathory discography...

>>72301672
Id do it but i cant be bothered

>>72301606
How are they underrated, they are one of the quintessential gothic metal bands with MDB and Type O Negative

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>>72301532
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHkYNQS4VMc

>>72301729
>>72301672
Don't you dare taint Bathory with your shitty forced meme charts

>>72301177
first album was nice

>>72293476
What's with cum stain kids dressing like they're from the 80's?

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>>72297543
WHITE POWER

every metal thread i see has some "_____nu-male/cuck/beta/alpha_____" incorporation and I really just wanted to come in the thread to mock you.

does it hurt being so fragile? I'm sure it would have to.

LOL!

>>72302579
spoken like a true nu-male beta cuck

>>72302579
go back to discussing negro ramblings

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tone it down guys

>>72301605
>>72302579
why do nu-males insist on shitposting in /metal/

isn't there a kendrick thread you can call someone a racist in?

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>>72302591
>>72302603
>>72302628
flex for me

>>72293782
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_heavy_metal_festivals#United_States

@72302676 (you)

Whats the difference between nu-male & neckbeard?

>>72302762
Neckbeard is last season. Hair memes must be changed regularly, dumb ponytailer.

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Who are the best Metal band and why is it Manowar?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgSqadNQalY

>>72302801
nu-male is a neckbeard that realized being a good boy SJW might get him more female attention than ranting about atheism on leddit

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>columbine shooting happened 18years ago
metal for this feel?

>>72303044
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvnDITphyhI

>>72303044
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dx-PrDQej8

>>72303044
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fI677jYfKz0

>>72303044
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pq25W3vwrOA

>>72303044
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYKYFhUon-E

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>>72302872
All nu-males listen to shit black metal. Now shit black metal is making country music.

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are you ready for some brootal shit?
https://dyingfetus.bandcamp.com/album/wrong-one-to-fuck-with

Where were you when you realized this is the moment metal peaked?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MbhPWud8kM

I was lucky enough to have Napalm Death, Voivod, Iron Reagan and Exhumed play locally at the same bar and at the same exact night back to back.

One of the coolest fuckin' concerts I ever attended...and it was all for $20.

>>72303712
Overpriced...Unless Napal Death played I Suffer.

>>72303759
Yeah, they played "You Suffer".

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>>72303783
Kek, yeah ofc

>>72301532
Overkill

>>72302694
>any of these being any good

Well...at least any near me.

>>72300698
kek

>>72293748
Hi dad

>>72303712
neat stuff

>>72301350
It's good, Gothic is the best album tho.

>>72303335
so ready bb

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Anyone else heard the new Bestia Arcana yet? I like it, more aggressive sounding than Nightbringer but you can tell it's a Naas Alcameth project

https://darkdescentrecords.bandcamp.com/album/hol-kauston

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d05rB5WIImQ

And people say USBM is bad...

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>>72298920
Never really got into porno/goregrind outside of the novelty of it, but it helped me get into slam metal and I was one happy lad.

Anyway, here's an album for wake n' bake/ Mein Fuhrer's birth / Eric n' Dylan gunshow day.

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>>72300265

>>72303044
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ypkv0HeUvTc

Can you rec me some bands with a similar sound as Wędrujący Wiatr? Or just atmospheric black metal in general.
https://youtu.be/Mwy4Y85b90w

why do varg hate jews

>>72305105
he is a naughty boy

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>>72293476
errr, that one

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>>72305140
kek, metal band logos are like captchas

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>Zakk Wylde posted this on twitter

>>72305154
That was once April joke on Metallum

>>72305199
what

TRVE METAL!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjU1dNkLnYA

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0jITkbal0w

I found this masterpiece of a song, It's the best black metal song I've heard in a long ass time.

>tfw that fucking chorus man

Objectively the most underrated black metal band in history, especially Enter the Moonlight Gate album.

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>>72303335
that fucking slamdown in the begining

>i dont buy digital because im not an idiot
what is so bad/stupid about buying music in digital form?

>>72305758
i was listening to that earlier today

Thoughts on Repulsion?

I honestly know jack shit about death metal and grindcore, but I've been listening out of curiosity since I know the guitarist. I'm getting into it but don't really have a metric to judge off of.

>>72303335
>DF are generic ""edgy"" slam now
Into the trash it goes

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the guy from yesterday actually convinced me that pre-dio sabbath isn't metal, now i'm gonna move those blackuck sabbath albums from the traditional heavy folder into the psychedelic rock one

>>72302676
Show us your cock you fucking faggot..

>>72305971
Repulsion is fucking amazing.

>>72305973
>Dying Fetus, the masterminds that brought us scorpiion Jesus and Kill Your Mother/Rape Your Dog haven't always been edgelords
>Dying Fetus haven't been writing slams for just about 20 years
Cucks leave the hall NOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNWONWONWONWOWNOWNOWNOWNOW

@72305999
stop sucking your own dick, guy from yesterday

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>whole thread filled with extremefaggotry

>>72303044
https://youtu.be/h6s23SGIqlk

>>72303399
9th grade getting fucked in the ass.

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Who /nightwish/ here?

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>>72306103
Let's talk about Fates Warning then, shall we, lad?

>>72306178
powerfag here, nightwish is nu-male faggotry, fuck off

>Fucking liquor niggersmake muh heritage metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjXzg0wrCvE
>Makes you want to kill slavs so they can stop pretending to be white
>Basically power metal (gay)
>Written to be catchy (also gay)
>Very gay
>A bunch of degenerates who probably overuse the word "aesthetic" in political discourse
>They're fucking Slavs not even white lol
(reddit space)
>Spics make muh heritage metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Prm9B0f4wvc
>It is powerful, but not faggot power metal. It is masculine, but that masculinity is a secondary quality, making it feel ORGANIC and not forced
>Not gay
>A fusion of several influences. It doesn't have carnival melodies disguised as European folk influence
>Made by a real spic not whatever the slave equivalent of a spic is
>Written to be GOOD, an audio-aesthetic product of hours of creativity and thought. Not catchy as much as it leaves an neuro-auronal imprint on your organic cogitation unit. Sublime.

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>>72305840
>masterpiece
Far from it, but it's a solid song. Pic related is better and severely underrated, much more so than this one.

>>72306260
i bet you like unleash the archers

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do you guys like my logo?

>>72306271
t. indio tiraflechas

>>72306280
>band has a woman
it's shit then, i only listen to TRVE POWER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuxlsYcf2mE

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Is it true only nu-males don't have battle jackets?

Post battlejackets.

>>72306343
>extremecuck metal
leave the hall

>>72306324
Too bad Ancient Bards is the only good true power band to have come out of Europe recently lmao

>>72306222
TAKE ME AWAY TAKE ME AWAY
HIIIIEEEEEEYAAAAAAAHHH

>>72306362
glamcuck i presume?

>>72306343
I wanna start one but I don't go to concerts so what's the point?

>>72306382
nu-male fears the trve kvlt i see

>>72306381
>>72306390
t. literally nu-male

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SLAMMING BRUTAL DEATHCORE > Beatdown > "slamming" "brutal" "death" """"""metal""""""
Post real nu-male (yeah I'm a proud nu-male so what) slams here please. I'll start.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qauxy1NxaaQ

>>72306407
>no kvtte
>listens to glam
>no more glam shows so doesn't go to shows anyway

Are you a closet homosexual? Glam is basically just progressive rock anyways.

>>72306271
>anything from the black twilight circle
t. nu-male

>>72306368
>Ancient Bards
that band isn't actually bad, it's an exception to the "women destroy metal" rule

>>72306446
t. actually gay

>>72306451
t. Ivan "Ivan" Ivanovich

>>72306446
Fuck off sodomite

>>72306486
t. Juancito "El Mexinarco" Tiraflechas

>>72306485
No wonder you don't go to shows your faggot ass would get stomped out in the pit fuckin twink

>>72306518
If I'm so gay why don't you fuck me, faggot?

>>72306527
I will
tenderly, faggot

glam metal = twink metal

>>72306577
Spotted the faggot

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IT'S GLAM TIME!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8CcTYsMHYU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0u8teXR8VE4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s86K-p089R8

>>72306603
spotted the glamcuck

>>72306343
>pony cuck
back to /mlp/

>>72306634
>white power
Phil's not even in that photo.

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wtf this is incredible. Why did nobody tell me earlier?

>>72306747
we did, the trve metal divison of /meal/, also called the purist faction always promote nwobhm, glam, speed and american power
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrsljSrAeKk

>>72306752
++++not a single pony on there
- not ripping out your gojira patch after magma

>>72306789
>Magma
>Not The Savage Infant

>>72306752
Get rid of the Gojira patch. And replace the Heartwork thing with a less gay album, like Symphonies.

>>72306752
t. fedoracuck

POST MORE NEW DOOM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=322NbTRfFks

>>72306824
t. nu-male

>>72306812
I have a soft spot for l'enfant sauvage cause it got me into "real" metal

Why do metal bands but much more effort into their logos than other bands?
There are few nonmetal bands which have instantly recognizable logos

Why are metal heads so insecure?

>>72306967
Autism

Death to all but glam
https://youtu.be/ScbmZIbzWZA
https://youtu.be/hetN7a9Maa0
https://youtu.be/bOqR7oVzIrI

>>72307018
Yeah!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85IYHu9mNGY

Glam was a mistake

Glamcucks make your own thread and stop shitting up this one. Unless its true what they say. Glam is only for shitposting

How fucking long have you people been spamming glam and nu-male memes
It's got really pathetic

>>72307097
>>72307138
>>72307156
t. nu-males that fear the true metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVOzgzcBI9M

>>72307173
t. closet homo
I bet you think fapping to traps is not gay

>>72307182
>fapping to traps is not gay
it's not if those traps have femenine looking

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>>72307217
>>72307217
>>72307217

>>72307173
if you think glam is trve metal you must b autistic

>>72306343
>>72306752
whats this all about? dont want anybody ask you what bands you like so you paste them all over a shirt to avoid as many social interactions as possible?
>>72306924
most bands nowdays just hire proffesional artists who desing their logo

>>72307301
it's more trve than extremecuck metal

>>72307305
Have you never seen a battle jacket before dude?

>>72307320
Go to your own thread you twink

>>72297344
I use this chart to find music. Not sure where the nu-male thing came from but who the fuck cares lol

>glamposting is slowly but surely dying
in 2 weeks it will finally be totally over, thank god

>>72307373
Kys fag

>>72307373
t. gay

>>72307383
t. nu-male

>>72307379
well, it basically means you have nu-male taste in metal
don't expect people to take you seriously from now on

>>72307389
>>72307398
if glam ain't gay why dress like woman? Why crossdress?

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>>72307439
Your homoeroticism is not welcome here

>>72307471
Leave glamfaggor

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>>72307485
t. gay nu-male

>>72307505
where the FUCK did you find this picture of me??

>>72307505
That literally looks like someone who listens to glam

>>72307373
>Have you never seen a battle jacket before dude?
i seen quite alot people waering this on different occasions. they were all pretty much the same. trash metal patches with edgy bling on shoulders. still have no idea of its purpose expect grabbing attetnion and being huge poser

>>72307685
>>72307685
>battlejacket
>poser

Good one guy. It's to rep your favorite bands at festivals/concerts. Plus it's fuckin cool. You must be new to the scene kiddo

>tfw lost weekly kvlt points by preferring nattens madrigal remaster

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http://www34.zippyshare.com/v/eTqlor2h/file.html

>>72307975
>Black metal shouldn't be painful to listen to
C U C K

>>72308235
idk senpai, Martire is awesome and it has ok production

>see dude wearing a battle jacket at a show
>everyone's complimenting it and talking to him about bands
>a huge crowd forms around him
>they're all talking about metal to each other and having a really good time
>but there's one dude standing about 10 feet from the crowd, staring at the guy in the battle jacket
>he's visibly perturbed that nobody's talking to him (but fuck them, they're probably posers anyway)
>later, he goes home and posts >>72307685 and >>72307305 on 4chan

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>>72308302
>when your autistic pracices get made fun of and you need to write an essay about it

>>72307505
Literally /ourguy/

>>72308157
Holy shit

>>72308372
mommy never let you have a sick kvtte did she?

>tfw too poor for a siqq kutte

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>say you like metal
>but really all you listen to is AOR

Why do I eventually get bored of other genres but can always return to bm?
Am I dumb?

>>72308830
Nah you just have good taste

>>72308830
i'm the same but with [spoiler]Glam[/spoiler]

>>72308235
>getting cucked for life by tinnitus

>>72308961
>Listening to anything a stupid high volumes

>>72309010
>listening to anything

>>72308830
Nah you just have shit taste

>>72308961
>Constant sound that causes at least discomfort and at worst suicidality
Sounds pretty black metal to me, faggot

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>>72309065
tfw when i just collect metal albums and stare at them for hours instead of listening to them

>>72309010
I never do that. The problem is the treble is so loud that playing it at a normal volume makes everything else practically inaudible

>>72309117
Equalizer?
Non-shitty headphones?

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>tfw tinnitus is gone
life is still shit though

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>>72306271
M8L8TH/Volahn split when?

>>72309128
>equalizer
How is that any different than listening to the remaster? Also sennheiser hd650

nu

>>72309437
>>72309437
>>72309437

I'm done, this is the last time i open /mu.

>>72309696
see you next week

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Concert tomorrow
I'm so excited I'm gonna blow up