Thom Yorke, Matt Bellamy, and Chris Martin walk into a bar....
Barman says "get out we only allow patrician music in here"
>>72288392
>>72288413
So Thom Yorke leaves
>>72288392
who's the most attractive out of these three fellas?
>>72288455
Martin
>>72288455
Thom, to be honest
>>72288455
Martin, he gets all of the pussy, probably the nicest guy of the three too.
>>72288455
Chris.
>>72288392
The bartender says "so which one of you sang creep"
>>72288443
This guys gets it, Coldplay is patrician as fuck
Bellamy is indisputably the most talented musician of the three.
>>72288531
No, Chris is.
>>72288499
And Thom gets triggered and scream "CREEP IS A BAD SONG" while stabbing the barman with his pocket shiv
>>72288435
That's a cute duck
>>72288455
Thom because personality determines attractiveness
>>72288667
Being psychotic isn't an attractive personality trait
>>72288667
Lol keep telling yourself that landwhale
>>72288392
Thom misses the bar, Matt breaks his nose, Chris hangs from it like a monkey.
>>72288548
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onMmXK5pYdE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4kxDgVR_cs
>>72288708
Kek
>>72288667
No, Thom because he's qt as fuck
>>72288716
Why is he dressed up like a faggot. He looks like one of my aunts.
>>72288667
Martin's got the most appealing personality anyway.
>>72288750
You must really like Putin
>>72288667
t. virgin
>>72288828
ofuckoff
>>72288889
he's a swaggy don now
>>72288455
Thom
>>72288978
t. Thom Yorke
>>72288531
this
>>72289304
No, CHRIS MARTIN is the most talented
they're a laughing stock
*deletes radiohead and adds more talk talk*
>>72288392
and talk about how they wish that they where in U2
Bono the bartender says "You all cucked off our sound in some way. Get the hell out of here"