how do i become the next fjm?

>>72287377
grow a beard, shave your eyebrows, and just start scoffing at stuff

You haven't the hair to even compete.

>>72287377
micro dose on lsd until your narcissism and anxiety cause a mental breakdown

>>72287377
Why would you even want to? Lyrics are silly and the music boring.

>>72287467
doesn't matter. hes one of the few white guys making a living in "indie" music while remaining popular

insert head into ass

adopt and outdated fashion sense, pretend you're superior to the media/industry despite being a massive part of it, and espouse faux-intellectual nonsense with big words that mimics popular opinion but deliver it in such a way that makes people think you're saying something fresh

>>72287377

fry your brain and become a liberal

You can start by making shitty music.

>>72287377
Muh "the world is fucked"
>postmodernism
Le microdoozing

>>72287377
>grow a beard, shave your eyebrows, and just start scoffing at stuff
And be as ridiculously pretentious as possible.

>>72287743
yes, hence the scoffing