Ok it's time to do this thread.
here's some rules to make this thread not terrible:
>one note per post, you can choose any instrument (i might not do super obscure ones), the default one is Ableton's Grand Piano
>special requests get fulfilled only if you get dubs, else your request gets read by a shitty TTS (up to 5 seconds)
>first one do get dubs can choose BPM (or first one to get dubs and actually choose it) (range: 60-240)
OP will deliver (audio only)
i cum in the fuck
I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE SUMMER CAUSE IT'S GONNA BE A SUMMER OF LOVE
C# played on a flute
A# on a harmonica
69 bpm XD
>>72260494
How the hell do you not see this is a terrible idea
WHAT HAPPENS ON EARTH STAYS ON EARTH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70eU840lc38
>>72260494
NOIDED
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
C5 on a bass guitar with extra reverb if possible
100BPM
#G Banjo
1200hz for 2 seconds
The phattest sub base you can find bass boosted on full volume
90bmp
FLOCKA
>>72260610
Well hello newfriend
air horn sample
>>72260916
I'M THE COATHANGER IN YOUR MAN'S VAGINA
MY LEFT STROKE JUST WENT VIRAL
Eb quarter note
OP will not deliver
everyone ITT has dubs
86bpm
>>72260494
5 seconds of reversed 303 loop
Toilet flushing for 3 seconds
Can't keep my dick in my pants
i will deliver, but the outcome is shit as always
HEY FOGMAN, MAY I GRIP A CIG?
WELCOME TO HOOP LIFE BITCH
doing all special requests now
bump so op can still deliver this week
>>72262841
finishing now
clyp.it/b1sl11zf
>>72263166
lol switched order between xxx and toilet
whatever
>>72263166
shame about the silence between the sounds, makes it sound less like an actual song
>>72263166
nice, the little silence kinda annoys me but I beg you to keep going.
NOW IF I FUCK THIS MODEL
>>72263235
>>72263282
here's v2
https://clyp.it/igz0qd1m
>>72263371
thats dope man
"I never get any powsi!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPfx_jFZQuI
Ab5 for 10 beats
The ambient drone at the beginning of cLOUDDEAD
MY MAN. (t ur ne d o f f)
Isaac Brock yelling WELL
A single triangle hit
Mark Kozelek saying Panera Bread
The first four words of the neon Genesis evangelion theme song
Let a joke die dude. We're not reddit.
>>72260494
G on bass
lmao im done noobs
>>72263166
sounds like new James Ferraro track
C sharp witchouse hoover bass
B (octave 2) distorted square wave
NOW IF I FUCK THIS MODEL
AND SHE JUST BLEACHED HER ASSHOLE
>>72260494
Dick