>you're so sexy anon ;) what kind of music do you listen to?

>>72253312
the sound of ur moans bitch lets get out of here and ill choke you right

>>72253322
nice one my man u got her

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rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHhhHHHhh

>>72253312
only Death Grips, Grimes and AnCo

where am I

punk

XXXTENTACION

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Listening to gizzard mostly

>>72253322
>>reddit

conscious minded acoustic

>>72253312
No girl has ever said those words to me or ever will.
I'm a 6'3" 155 pound shrimp.

>>72253312
All kinds but for example I thought the best album last year was The Astonishing which is a prog rock concept album about a girl much like yourself actually. She was a beautiful princess who is shown the meaning of life through the magic of music.

>>72253356
feels good man
>>72253406
>>reddit

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>>72253312
>tfw if i wanted to pretend to be a normie i would be completely clueless as to what lowly pedestrians are listening nowadays

Merzbow, Boredoms, Gerogerigegege, Coil, Throbbing Gristle, Whitehouse, Nurse with Wound, Einstürzende Neubauten, Death in June, Current 93, La Monte Young, Moondog, Lou Harrison, Henry Cowell, Luigi Russolo, Popol Vuh, Vangelis, Jean Jacques Perrey, Les Rallizes Dénudés, Rainbow Caroliner, Taj Mahal Travellers, Fushitsusha, Peter Brötzmann, John Cage, Scott Walker, Unwound, Frank Zappa, Morton Feldman, Captain Beefheart, Pharoah Sanders, Albert Ayler, Ornette Coleman, Alice Coltrane, Arnold Schoenberg, Pierre Boulez, György Ligeti, Karlheinz Stockhausen, Thinking Fellers Union Local 282. Raymond Scott, Delia Derbyshire, Daphne Oram, Terry Riley, Peter Sotos, Boyd Rice, Henry Flynt, Kazumoto Endo, David Tudor, Half Japanese,Secret Chiefs 3, Keiji Haino, Ramleh, Otomo Yoshihide, John Zorn, Joe Meek, Faxed Head, Harry Partch, Wesley Willis, Fred Frith, The Residents, Sun Ra, Sun City Girls, Hans Krusi, Royal Trux, Jandek, Loren Mazzacane Connors, The Dead C, Comus, Cromagnon, Eliane Radigue. The Red Krayola, Opus Avantra, Pan.Thy.Monium., Murmuüre, Gong, cLOUDDEAD

the list goes on...

>>72253449
true autism

>>72253449
>having your last.fm blurb copied to your irl clipboard for just such a situation
that's pretty smart anon. I should do that.

>>72253312

oh you know, obnoxious hipster bullshit


^ that is the only correct way to reply unless she is also actually into music

reminder to the virgins in here you may as well blow your brains out because you serve humanity no purpose

>>72253686
Edgy

>>72253686
And people who have sex serve what purpose exactly?

Come on, your just one step away from spiritual death.

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>>72253686
>reminder to the virgins
>trying to hide the fact that you yourself is a virgin

>>72253729
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/procreation

>>72253312
just FYI if you're ever in this situation where the girl is actually looking at you like this it's not really gonna matter what you say next

>>72253440
I love Ping Pong The Amination. Favorite of all time.

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>>72253312
>talking to roasties

It's a good thing I'm gay, desu.

what sound that pussy make?

i then proceed to make squishing noises at her

>>72253745
Only a virgin would reply that fast.

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>>72253686
my purpose is to leech off society and give wagies a reason to have jobs in the first place.

how else would i get my NEETbux?

>>72253745
Sex does not inherently mean procreation and vice versa. I could be a virgin yet father hundreds of children through sperm banks.

>>72253722
>>72253729
>>72253736
>>72253772
virgins are so easy to trigger. so sensitive lol

>>72253686
>virgins have to kill themselves
>only people who have had sex remain
>their offspring commit suicide before being able to reproduce
>humanity is wiped out in one generation
way to serve mankind, faggot

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>>72253787
keep telling yourself that wagie

>>72253787
Haha got em

>>72253745
>Human life has no inherit value beyond the creation of more human life.

Really gets my noggin joggin.

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I don't know how to answer people when they ask me what music I listen to

how the fuck do you guys respond

>>72253787
I'm not even joking, this hurt me badly and I am seriously tearing up.

I've thought about suicide for a while and I might do it tomorrow finally because there really is truth to your words.

>>72253820
See
>>72253421

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>>72253820
"A lot of shitty indie rock"

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>>72253809
>Human life has inherit value

That's where he fucked up, desu

>>72253820
usually say "I listen to a lot of music but recently I've been listening to a lot of indie rock lately"

>>72253312
Fuck outta my face.

>women are trouble

>>72253843
There's a lot of value to human life

IN TAKING IT

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>>72253787
>still trying to hide the fact that he is a virgin

>>72253829
nah don't do it bro. I was just trying to troll people, look at you making me go all reddit apology mode.

harsh noise mostly, sometimes I like stuff a little softer....have you ever heard of Peter sotos?

>>72253312
she's really hot

>>72253867
fuck that noise KILL YOURSELF ANON
I'm gonna try to overdose again tonight on my sleep meds, see you on the other side

>>72253421
if a girl stays after hear this, i wouldnt want to hook up with her

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>>72253915
baka

>>72253686

Virgins are literally the only people who contribute to humanity

>>72253518
this is a good answer

>>72253312
A bit of everything, what about you?

only Anal Cunt, Bongripper and Babymetal

>>72253829
do it. if an internet post can trigger that, then something else probably will anyway.


might as well stop wasting time

Literally no girl ever said this to me. I look like an abomination. I am God's great mistake. I am destined to a life of jerking off to anime women. I go to the gym every day but it doesn't matter, so I quit going to the gym and brushing my teeth and doing the laundry. Now girls don't look at me but they wouldn't anyway. Fuck those cunts. They only want big dick 6'2 assholes with nice cars and millions of dollars. Only fat bitches and retarded sluts who guzzle cum like an alcoholic drinks beer like me.

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>>72253449
pretty patrician, anon I'm impressed. I'll gave you 8/10

>>72253915
sleeping pills is the way to go.

what are you going to listen to on your way out?

only Anal Cunt, Anal Sausage and Bleeding Rectum

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>>72253974
oh I am a laffin

only Bong, Bongzilla and Bongripper

>>72253982
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-7JPDrfYjk

>freshman year of HS 2010
>get lunch at arby's a block away from school
>see qt 8/10 blonde in Glitch Mob shirt
>she's eating the roast beef cheddar with curly fries and a shake
>go up to her and tell her I love her shirt
>she says thanks and we start talking about music
>ask her what else she listens to
>"weezer, arctic monkeys, pop-punk"
>my favorite bands at time are Kraftwerk and Sigur Ros
>tell her that
>she says "oh...neat"
>ask her if I can have some curly fries
>"go ahead I guess"
>say thanks and walk away
>never saw her again
>still jack off thinking about her (usually eating her ass) to this day

damn she was cute but turns out her taste sucked and i just lost all interest
this happens with every girl i talk to. i ask them their music taste and it's always pleb shit and i feel disgusted and lose all attraction to them. how do i fix this?

>>72253760
same. I've rec'd this anime to so many ppl but none of them wanna watch it cuz "it looks like shit". They're loss

only !!!, [] and <()>

>>72254076
Yeah I know this feel bro.

Girls always have such shit taste. Show her a band and she's like "oh uhhh..." and wants to listen to some faggot ass numale singer or EDM or some rapper.

Wish I was gay so I could fuck patricians.

Bach

>>72254076
>>72254122
you sound like a fucking autist. relationships aren't about having fucking music or movies in common, are you 12 years old? my last girlfriend literally listened to quebecois rap and hopsin but do you think that actually matters or I wanted to talk about music?

only Bllleeeeaaauuurrrrgghhh!

>>72253312
And then I wake up

>>72254138
if anyone is 12 here, then it is most certainly you

>>72254185
why because I don't give a fuck what music the girl I'm with likes? you have a lot of growing up to do emotionally if you actually value any of this shit. If all you have in common with your girl is fucking music or movies you are not going to have a very long or fulfilling relationship, not that you would know anything about being in a relationship

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>>72254138
>having things in common isn't an important part of a relationship

I would not want to date someone I can't talk about anything with or bond with.

>>72253867
>>72253915
>>72253964
Nah, I was just joking.

I still have to release a 10/10 album.
Eventually though,
I figure most of us are Steppenwolves.

>>72254076
whats the problem with pop punk?

>>72254210
dude you're fucking retarded

kill yourself

>>72254232
What isn't the problem with pop punk?

>>72254212
if you require several mutual interests to even begin to have a conversation with someone, you're just a boring person and probably on the spectrum. When a girl likes you, and you like a girl, literally nothing else matters. but I wouldn't expect any of you permavirgins to actually know about this.

>>72254251
not an argument, grow up.

>>72254076
>ask her if I can have some curly fries
This was actually the most autistic thing

>>72254261
you're embarrassing yourself, please stop

i like beach boys, animal collective, radiohead, some fleetwood mac. beach boys really hit me emotionally you know. Id love to show them to you but we cant listen to them together cause that would taint the love that i have developed for them with your stupid woman brain that cant understand them lolol

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>>72253312
Nsbm and erotic audio books

>>72254280
hahaha whatever you say my friend. have fun out there in the world, make sure to wear a band tshirt

>>72254261
I wouldn't like a girl if she was boring and i have nothing in common with her

I care about more than just a girl being hot m8. If she's boring and we like different things then why would I want to spend time with her?

>>72254261
>>72254261
you listen to pop punk just kill yourself kid

you just proved you're 12

>>72254306
lemme drop a truth-bomb on you fellows. the people who hide behind all of their hobbies and interests and only have that to talk about are usually the most boring people inside and not worth it in the long run. but this will all be revealed with some life experience, don't worry. /mu/ is full of these poseurs who confuse a "hobby" with a "personality".
>>72254325
I mean't to link to >>72254237
not the pop-punk guy.

I just wanna eat the pussy I don't even have to use my dick I don't even care I just wanna feel it I just wanna make you feel good and eat the pussy

>>72254359
>not just for the taste of it
If you don't know then hold onto your butt

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>>72253312
gachimuchi

i will never have sex and i'm totally OK with that desu

women see me as a child
i am a non-sexual entity in their eyes
i accept it and don't care
no girl has ever been attracted to me in my entire life
i'm 20 and never kissed a girl or held a girl's hand
you don't know how good and pure the MGTOW feels, lads. it's exhilarating.

>>72254433
>i'm 20 and never kissed a girl or held a girl's hand
damn how is this possible. did you come close?

>>72254433
You're incel not mgtow

Sorry

>>72253312
Pretty eyes.

Only correct answer to the question

>Oh I'll listen to most anything. What's your favorite band?

>>72254280
he wasnt the guy asking the question, I am. I mean if you want to not answer the question go ahead, Im generally curious in my question. Let me ask again. What is the problem with pop punk?

>>72254357
t. 20 yr old

>>72254469
25, which is still a lot older than most of the fucking high schoolers who post here

>>72254440
No.
Unless you count gym class under the parachute as holding a girls hand.

No girl has ever tried to kiss me or let me kiss them otherwise. I got a couple hugs in middle school. I can maybe make a girl laugh a few times but they do not see me in a sexual way at all. I don't talk to them anymore because when I did I just got treated like a gay friend.

>>72254443
Who cares about semantics.

>>72254466
>oh I'll listen to most anything too
>Only correct answer to the question
think again

>>72254483
That's literally not semantics.

>>72254483
what about like.. at a party or the bar? never even with alcohol involved? maybe you're hyping yourself up for what a kiss is supposed to be a little too much. it's really not a big thing

>>72254483
I went on 3 dates in my life and asked out 12 girls. The 3 dates were just friendly "Coffee" dates I think because I went absolutely nowhere with them, didn't get sex or kiss or head or anything and didn't get a second dates.

Last time I tried talking to a woman was last weekend but I was a third wheel for my buddy I think.
Last time I talked to a woman on my own accord was probably December. I go to college.

>>72254491
You don't answer the question without immediately following up with the "So what's your favorite band" or "what do you like to listen to" bit. There's no gap there. You've basically deflected, put the onus on the other person, and there's nothing people like more than talking about themselves. Especially if you can pretend you're actually listening and actually give a shit. This is like sales 101 stuff, and it works in pretty much any social context.

>>72254440
>>72254507
is it really that weird?

>>72254138
>>72254210
>>72254357
>baiting this hard

>>72254507
Yeah I've been to parties and got drunk and still nothing. A girl let me touch her tit for 2 seconds because I gave her 2 beers but that was the closest. She was one of the girls who treated me like a faggot friend.

This is me too
>>72254515

>>72254523
>sales 101
My ass. Sell me this pen. I bet you don't even know the answer to that. I bet you didn't even know there was an answer let alone literally only one correct answer.

>>72254515
>"I go to college"
>hasn't talked to a girl in 4 months

Dude kill yourself

>>72254557
i go to college and haven't talked to a girl in almost 2 years

you jel, senpai?

>>72254528
I mean, for me it is. most people I know had kissed a girl by the time they were 14. The oldest person I knew to kiss someone last was 17 and I was her first kiss, and I thought that was really odd because a) 17 felt old and b) she was a pretty girl, so what took so long?

I guess my issue is that the longer you wait to do it the more and more you're going to hype it up in your mind as some life-shattering event but it really isn't.

I of course don't mean to assume anything about your life situations, maybe this really is a difficult thing to do for you.

That being said my best advice is to just be confident in these situations. I know that sounds like the same old sales pitch and it's easier said than done but that's really it. If you are comfortable and confident in who you are and in that situation you're in like flynn. I have never not kissed a girl at the end of the first date. it's just something you do and are expected to do and that's it.

>>72254549
I, too, have seen The Wolf of Wall Street.

>>72254557
I don't go to college for girls. How the hell am I supposed to talk to them anyway? I can't in lectures. I can't approach girls in my dorm because they might think I'm a rapist if I hang out on their floor. I can't talk to girls at parties because I'm not attractive enough. I can't just approach girls walking around campus because again they'll think I'm a rapist. I can't drink legally so I can't go to a bar. I try using Tinder but not much luck. I don't know how people do it so I just stopped caring.

>>72254599
this

if you don't have connections or 10/10 looks, you don't get pussy in college period.

>>72254591
Yeah and the answers not in there.

>conversation = deflection
Good luck with that.

>>72254599
>"I can't talk to girls because I'm ugly"
>"Dude they'll think I'm a rapist if I say hi to them"

Do you realize how retarded you sound?

>>72254614
Not if you're in a co-ed dorm

>>72254633
I am in a co-ed dorm and I don't get pussy period.
They live on a floor directly above me and you can just go up the stairs. I don't want to hang out up there because they'll think I'm a rapist fuck if I'm just hanging around there trying to talk to girls.

>>72254617
Sales != conversation. Dating != conversation. If you want a conversation go to your shrink. Nobody gives a fuck about you, your opinions, your feelings or anything about you. Getting people to tell you about themselves without telling them much of anything about yourself and letting them walk away feeling like you really listened and really cared is the goal in these types of situations. That requires some degree of artful deflection. You're not there to alienate your client by making it about you.

>>72253312

Ive said stuff along these lines.

>Whatever I feel like listening to at the moment. Sometimes I'll play folk in the morning while making breakfast, or hard rock/metal when working out. Sometimes I sit and listen to records while having wine. What about you? :)

I include other topics because then I give her a chance to talk about something else if she isn't really interested in my music taste or in music at all. Also, by telling her that I cook and workout, even if its just eggs and I do ten pushups a day I make myself seem sure of what I want/do and more interesting. Girls love that shit.

>>72254667
How do you think other people meet girls in your dorm you dumbass?

>>72254669
people are going to give you shit but you sound like one of the few people in this thread with any sort of life experience and social acumen

>>72254701
If you've ever been in the college life can you give me some tips regarding my situation with your life experience?
>>72254667

>>72254669
I didn't imply that sales equalled "conversation" aka small talk. I implied you know jack shit about conversation or sales. When you figure out how to sell me a fucking pen let me know.

>>72254719
when I was in university the easiest place to meet girls was at the bar. there were a couple on campus and there was an event at the main one every other night. people go there specifically to meet people, girls and boys alike. you take it from there. One thing to understand is that a lot of girls are also feeling what you're feeling, that it's hard for them to meet people.

>>72254719
Just give up. Women come to you in college. It's the easiest time to get laid in your life. If you can't get girls in a college dorm setting you're never getting girls in your life. I'd kill myself if I were you, and I sincerely mean that. Just pull the trigger you sad fuck because it's clear you'll never be happy since you base your worth on how much women like you. Women like attractive men. Women do the casual sex thing with Chads, then they settle down with a strong willed man. That's just how it is. You're not a strong willed man, so you won't get good at what you want to do and become a succesful provider to make up for your shortcomings, so you will get nothing and always be unhappy and mediocre. Just save yourself the pain of living and save the American taxpayer some money from having to subsidize your useless existence. Kill yourself. Take the black pill, realized genetics screwed you, and kill yourself.

>>72254781
Edgy

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>>72254781

>>72254781
capped for r/4chan

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>>72254781
This anon speaks truth.

>>72254599
just get your shit together mate. workout, wash your clothes and iron them, get a nice haircut, put on some cologne. girls do care about looks but they care more about your "presentation". they see the effort guys put into shit like that, trust me, some of them think its hot.

when you feel comfortable in your own body then just create a situation that allows you to talk to a girl. you know that some girls hang around at some place? go read there and casually talk to them when they are around. don't be a sperg about it though, just calm and chill. slow movements and short and concise statements. be an alpha. do not doubt yourself, that is the number one women repellent.

>>72254823
The last thing this world needs is another guy in cologne

>>72253322
real nigga shit

>>72253440
believe it or not power electronics is big among normies at the moment

>>72253961
guaranteed panty dropper

Beck - Beercan on repeat

anything really

Beck - Fume on repeat

>>72254863
This nigga knows
>>72254823
As does this man.

Basically just get a haircut and new clothes and actually talk to women you pussy.

>>72254748
Well, sales isn't a conversation, so it's easy to see where you got your wires crossed.

You think you're actually fucking clever because you got a meme from a Martin Scorsese movie, kiddo? Do you realize that "sell me a pen" has been used in introductory sales training since the early 1900's? Do you realize that what I've already told you answers exactly how to sell a pen to somebody who actually needs one and isn't a 16 year old memelord trying to play games on the internet? Let me know how many pens you sell droning on with your clients about yourself and making it about you or the product when it isn't.

Stop watching porn
Stop watching anime
Stop drinking soda
Stop playing video games
Stop smoking weed
Stop listening to hip hop
Stop procrastinating
Stop being an atheist
Stop peeing with the seat down
Sort yourself out

>>72254212
it's important, it's just that music doesn't necessarily have to be one. Yeah, if there is absolutely no musical overlap, then it might be hard, but you could probably find something.

Sense of humor, now that has to be shared to have a good relationship.

>>72254914
There's nothing wrong with most of the things on that list. Are you some kind of sperg

>>72254914
Who the fuck wrote this?

>>72254895
Btw, here's the meme answer to your meme question:
>“The real answer is, before I’m even going to sell a pen to anybody, I need to know about the person, I want to know what their needs are, what kind of pens do they use, do they use a pen? How often do they use a pen? Do they like to use a pen formally, to sign things, or use it in their everyday life? The first idea is that when you say ‘Sell me this pen,’ I want to hear [the salesman] ask me a question. ‘So tell me, how long have you been in the market for a pen?’ I want them to turn it around on me and start asking me questions to identify my needs, what I’m looking for. And if you do that, people don’t know what to do. Next thing, he is answering, and now I’m controlling the conversation, finding out exactly what he needs.

IOW, turn it around. Make it about your client. You're not there to sell yourself or even the fucking product. Fucking dumbass.

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>>72254931
>>72254938
Sort yourself out, goyim

Then you will get your beautiful wife.

>>72254954
I don't get /pol/ memes.

>>72254938
this is good advice. but, I would keep weed around.

>>72254895
I'm not the one who asserted sales 101 equating it with conversation

And I literally just said that I didn't imply that sales equals small talk.

No I think I'm clever because I know the answer not the question.

>>72254948
WRONG

Whatever the last few songs that got stuck in my head were.

Right now it's mostly shit by The Devil Makes Three. Also "The Passenger" by Iggy Pop for some fucking reason. What about you, shitposter anon?

If you don't let me see your tits I will kill myself!

>>72254954
i watch porn play videogames and smoke a lot of cigs and have had 2 gfs this year already
fuck you

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>>72253820
I respond I like My bloody valentine, they, of course; say how "bullet for my valentine" sucks and is emo crap so I proceed to cry in the spot,

>>72255073
You will not find a worthy woman to wed with that behavior, however.

>>72255102
i aim at a girl and get it
are you a psychopath of some sort?

>>72255122
A promiscuous woman is not worthy of marriage.

>>72255130
i don't care how many penises have been in my girl at the end of the day if i'm lovin her that's all that matters

>>72254914
gay shit

>>72255130
i had reason to think little of your character before but this really takes the biscuit

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>>72255138

>>72255147
>>72255138

Suit yourself.

Hope you have a good job because alimony is a bitch.

>>72255147
i refuse to marry a woman who has fucked more than 5 men

beyond that you are getting used goods. someone with no loyalty.

>>72255164
so you are not dating women because you are a coward?

>>72255178
childish

>>72255164
what the fuck do you know about any of it anyway? fucking larping virgin

>>72255183
That has nothing to do with what I said. You can have casual sex and date if that is what you choose. Not for me personally, because it's unfulfilling and a waste of time in my opinion, but maybe not for you.

I'm saying when it comes time for marriage though, why would you choose to settle with a woman who has a history of multiple partners and loose morals/loyalty? Marriage is a lifetime binding contract, remember. I'd choose a woman I trust and believe would make a good mother for my children, not one who has sex indiscriminately or has attachment issues.

>>72255178
So you insist on only marrying a liar?

>>72255216
>"it's all in the past, i'll marry a woman who fucked 20 guys. she was just having fun exploring her sexuality!!!"

lmaoing at your life

>>72255224
>wanting to find a girl who has fucked less than 5 guys is an impossible feat

strange

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>>72255236
not even worth the reply. fuck off back to your home board you loser

>>72255243
Why the fuck do you retards care how many guys a girl has fucked? Why does it matter? Fucking sexist virgins holy shit.

>>72255222
I think I'll know a woman that can be my wife when I meet her

>>72255253
>>72255245
literal cucks
5 ehhh
10 is pushing it
20 is ridiculous
you cannot justify this retard

>>72255253
>why do you care if a girl is promiscuous

hmm, i wonder why?

>Fucking sexist virgins holy shit

literally gb2 tumblr, you fucking faggot

>>72255269
you're not worth the (you)s buddy, kindly fuck off back to your home board again, which I can only assume is /pol/

>>72255268
If I meet that woman and she fucked 10+ guys I would refuse to marry her.

>>72255245
>>72255253
>wanting someone else's used goods

literally embarrassing

>>72255286
It's /mu/
I've never been to /pol/
Every post you've made ITT is retarded
But I mean whatever floats your boat man
Quick question: Do you get off on the idea of eating another man's cum out of a girl's pussy? Seems like something you would be into bro. Have a good night

>>72255288
you'd have to meet any first
meanwhile sit on here and think of a dream woman you'll never have while listening to whatever

>>72255294
don't worry buddy you're not getting anyone's goods so you won't have to worry about it

>>72255304
>virgin xD

does a weaker, more asinine "insult" exist?

>>72255302
I have not met a woman I want to marry yet, no.

Is she out there? Maybe. Maybe not. Who knows?
I'm 18 and I don't need to worry about marriage. I have plenty of years ahead of me. Hopefully I'll find the right woman, and the right woman for me would be won that I could trust to be a faithful partner. If I didn't feel she was that, I wouldn't want to marry her.

>>72255314
it's not an insult unless you interpret it that way. but you are definitely a virgin

Oh, uh, m-mainly just alt rock, I guess. You know Tame Impala?

>>72255331
>but you are definitely a virgin

try again

why don't you go prep tyrone, little guy

>>72255329

go clean the cum stains and cheeto dust out of your body pillow

it's stinking up the basement
your mom is ashamed of you

>>72255331
Whats wrong with being a virgin

;)

>>72255345
>>72255331
>>72255314
>>72255304
>he actually went with the generic "reddit virgin neckbeard" insult

jesus m8 just stop embarrassing yourself

>>72255224
>>72255245
>>72255253
>>72255286
>>72255302
>>72255331
>>72255345
>openly accepting used up roastie sluts

you're a real winner bud :^)

>>72255351
nothing unless you let it color your entire worldview which the salty LARPer in this thread seems to have done.

>>72255329
>I'm 18 and I don't need to worry about marriage. I have plenty of years ahead of me.
exactly, dont worry about marriage, youll realize a lot of stuff the following years, date a lot of girls and stop thinking about her partners for fucks sake

>>72255366
I got to admit though, I'm a virgin at the front but I had let someone poke my behind once.

>>72255382
I'm no expert but if someone had beaned your ass I think you've lost your virginity?

>>72255388
Anal virginity maybe

>>72255401
i mean a gay could probably confirm. do you have to bean an ass AND get your ass beaned?

>>72255428
vers top here

it's fun ;O

>>72254138
>>72254210
>>72254261
>>72254357
It's always funny how many people get butthurt over posts like these. If music taste is so ingrained into your personality that you're unable to act like anything other than an insufferable twat because someone doesn't listen to the same things as you then you are legitimately a shitty, plastic person. I literally only have one friend that I share some common ground with musically, and even then we have a lot of different views on things. Practically none of my relationships with people are based around music, and they're perfectly fine.

>>72255464
Music isn't everything but having something in common is important. If she doesn't like patrician music I don't care, even if music is a passion of mine. But when it turns out she also doesn't like reading or she doesn't like art or she doesn't like cuddling and watching movies at night then it becomes a problem and at that point I'm going to look for a girl into more similar things.

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>>72253312
Oh haha you know,

The Arctic Monkeys, The xx, Foster the People, Young the Giant, Modest Mouse, Haim, Arcade Fire, The Shins, The Killers, Alt-j, Vampire Weekend, Death Cab for Cutie, Lorde and The Chainsmokers are probably my favs. Seen most of them live a few times in Seattle.

Haha but I do enjoy some rap, mostly like Drake, Kanye, Chance, The Weeknd, Frank Ocean, and J Cole. Lil Yatchy is pretty funny though, I like him ironically haha.

Oh you too? Haha cool, hey we should hang out sometime after class. Actually there's a party at my house this Friday, probably going to be a lot of people, but it'll be chill haha. Hey! I'll give you my number, what’s yours? Alright I'll see you then, hit me up whenever, have a good day.

>>72255464
t. shit taste plen

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>>72253312

i only fuck black women

>>72253312
It doesn't matter, because my taste is shit

>>72255558
How's the HIV?

>>72255571
non-detectable

>>72255520
Yes, of course having some sort of common ground with someone is important in a relationship, I never disputed that. What I'm is saying that all of these autists who dismiss any potential relationships because the other person doesn't listen to every bootleg Merzbow recording that they've scavenged from this shithole are socially retarded and need to grow up.

>>72255542
t. underage loser

Get on your knees and shut the fuck up slut. You worthless fucking cunt. You are only good for one thing and one thing only: servicing Daddy. Put it in your mouth like a good little cumdoll. Choke on it.

>>72254261

Plot twist: Everybody else is boring and gay and I am literally the best person in the world.

>>72253312
G-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-ori-i-i-i-llaz...

>>72253312
I want her to touch my tiny 5 inch penis and make me instantly cum in her hand and have to run out of the room with my pants around my ankles from embarrassment.

>>72255600
You listen to shit music so you don't care if your gf likes shit music. It's OK prob don't play instrument either. I'm in a band and make shit for fun daily and love music more than literally anything. I will never love a female more than music and if I'm with a girl she needs to have that same love passion and care for music that I do. You're on a music board and you don't understand the fire that music burns in people's souls? Come on man. It's fucking important to some of us. That's why we're here.

You're probably a crossboarder or Reddit guy here to discuss the new Kendrick, it's cool B

>>72255652
kill yourself man

>>72255666
devil trips confirm

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>>72255652
I hope to Christ this post is a joke. It's really funny if that's the case.

>all these virgins ITT acting like they can have standards

you'd fuck a fat mexican girl who listens to chainsmokers and 21 pilots admit it
you'd fuck traps
you'd fuck a retarded girl
you'd fuck anything
you're 4channers

>>72253312
>youre so sexy anon ;)
no girl has said this to a guy on the first date ever

>>72255698
Implying she hasn't already rubbed one out to my profile pics

>>72255652
I sincerely hope you're being ironic for the sake of shitposting. Music is literally the only thing I'm passionate about, and I've been playing and writing music for well over a decade now. I was actually studying it in school before I changed my major. With all that being said I'm not so much of an autistic faggot that I believe another person's worth is determined by their musical tastes.

So yeah, if you aren't being ironic then I would suggest following this guy's advice. >>72255666

>>72255737
We're talking about women here, not just talking to some person. If I'm going to have anything to do with a woman I have some strict standards and criteria she must meet. Music taste is one of these qualifications.

>>72255758
>talking to women is any different than talking to men

this is why you don't get laid people

you idiots look at girls like a foreign species or some alien

>>72255774
>men and women are the same

Hahahahahaha, keep being cucked friend.
Read basic biology and learn what hormones do. Next read up on sexuality.

>>72255758
the reason you can't get any women isn't because of your "strict criteria" you fucking loser. I would invest in a fleshlight if I were you

>>72255758
>this might not be ironic

I mean good for you I guess? I hope your criteria isn't anything too crazy otherwise you should probably just accept that you're more than likely going to be alone for the rest of your life.

>>72255784
I don't get women because I don't pursue them because they don't meet my criteria. I could settle for an average girl or a 7/10 with a boring personality and normie interests, but I would rather not do that. I'd rather play music and be single and focus on my own life than force myself into a relationship with a girl who isn't all that I want.

I have gone on dates and have 426 matches on Tinder (I just swipe every girl to see what I get back, don't message them unless they have good taste in music and art and hobbies). If they're don't have these, I tell them to fuck off see ya later:

Great taste in music, or at least passable and moldable into something great
Artistic talent
Anime fan preferred, not necessary
Speaks multiple languages
Can cook
Loves the outdoors, but not imperative
Doesn't wear too much makeup
Doesn't watch TV (with few exceptions like Seinfeld etc., movies OK of course)
Well-read
Reserved/Quiet is a plus

>>72255784
And if youre circumcised then the $500 kind that rotates. Apparently uncut guys can't use those.

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>>72255820
>this person might be fucking real and these posts unironic
I got no words for you brother, do you

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>>72255820
Dude what.

Just meet some nice girl you like and introduce her to your interests holy shit.

>>72255758
Look for someone a taste in music that's their own with some in common with yours. That's what's most enriching. Posturing that you have "strict standards" is a defense mechanism for your loneliness.

>>72255845
A nice girl = a girl like the one I described
If they're not that, I don't want them.
I basically just described myself so basically I just want a clone of myself.

>>72255842
>>72255844
Nothing wrong with having standards.
I don't need a woman to be happy. If I meet a girl like this, I'd be happy, but if I don't, I'm fine with jerking off and making money.

>>72255820
I am a girl and I have all these things. Post your music so I can see if you are worth having sex with.

>>72255820
>lol i trole u xD

How many (You)s you going for tonight lad?

>>72255869
Listen bro I don't give 1 flying fuck what you do with your life, it's your life. I just hope you grow up one day. Unless you're a legit sociopath/autist in which case I hope you get the therapy/meds you need.

>>72255884
It's not a troll. I'm actually 90% serious. The first post was more of a joke but the criteria thing is real.
>>72255879
Anyone can be anything on an anonymous imageboard.

>>72255885
I seriously don't see what the problem is.
Just because I have a type it's apparently a bad thing? Do you not have a type of girl you like?

I want an artsy, bookwormish smart quiet girl who can cook and isn't a typical basic normie girl. Apparently that's insanity. I'd prefer a girl as similar to me as possible. I can see why you might think that's odd, but I like what I like.

>>72255924
What you have is a lot more than a "type" my friend. I shouldn't have to point that out. You literally said earlier you wanted to date the female version of yourself. You sound like a borderline psycho and I don't mean that to be insulting.

>>72255924
you're just so specific with what you want
>doesn't watch TV
>doesn't wear makeup
>speaks multiple languages
>watches anime
>i want a girl that's a clone of me

where the fuck are you going to find that?
why reject girls you do have a chance with in favor of some non-existent dream standard in your head?

>>72253421
cringe

>>72255944
I like people who are similar to me. I have a lot of things in common with my friends, that's why we're friends. The person I love more than anyone (other than maybe my mom) is myself. It would be ideal to have a girl as similar to me as possible, maybe not an exact clone, but one I can talk to about anything and we'd be on the same page.

>>72255898
>The first post was more of a joke but the criteria thing is real.

I don't know why I give a shit about trying to curb the autism of random cuck on /mu/ but here I am. Have you ever had any sort of real interpersonal relationship with someone man? Have you ever even had a legitimate conversation with someone outside of this website? There's a lot more to a person than their interests. Until you realize and understand that you're going to be truly, fundamentally alone.

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>>72253312
i link them my last.fm or show them. If they have awful taste they usually dislike other things i like or they're too normie for me.

>>72253312

"I positively eschew any anti-intellectual music, including charting music or Pitchfork's latest nigger rap obsessions. I prefer avant-garde, noise, and field recordings over all other types of music. You see, people who cannot embrace inaccessibility over time are sub-humans, and the 45th ZOG Tyrant Donald Drumpf would put anybody expressing a distaste for 'Gesange der Junglinge' (composed by Karlheinz Stockhausen in 1955-56) into death camps while real humans inherited the earth, if he had any balls. Unfortunately the Jews have taken over his psyche and have set the paradigm of endless nigger rap music permeating the airwaves. I have laid out a detailed plan for various types of torture sentencing depending on taste error, ranging from punishments as tame as 5 lashes (for disagreeing with me about relative song quality) to being boiled alive (disliking a very important artist or work). I shall implement this plan after being elected president in 2028, in approximately 2030 after the next Constitutional Amendment dissolves Congress and makes me the literal Demigod Dictator of the United States and Canada."

>>72255980
I agree with you in that I also like myself. Everyone should like themselves. But the beauty of life and the many different people that enter is is the unpredictability and the variety of it. People will really surprise you if you give them the chance. They might even change YOU.

If you care to answer, how old are you ?

>>72255955
Because it's not a non-existent dream standard. It's not unreasonable. I dated a girl for 3 months in HS that was almost exactly like this (she didn't really like anime and she couldn't cook, other than that we got along great and she was the closest thing to my ideal). Since then I've been trying to find a girl like her. Haven't dated one since.

I don't care for TV besides like 5 shows. I don't want a girl big into television who wants to talk about the latest epic Game of Thrones episode and whatnot. She can watch it obviously but if it's a huge hobby of hers and she wants to constantly talk about her shitty TV shows I'm not into it.

I like girls with more natural beauty. Too much caked on makeup just doesn't look good and indicates she's probably not the type of girl I'd enjoy being around.

Speaks multiple languages is not a crazy thing. It's the standard in most countries except this one because the US education system is third world tier.

Not a literal clone but a girl that's similar in personality/interest/vibe/opinions/etc.

>>72256046
this whole post LMAO

unless you look like brad fucking pitt your "criteria" is the most delusional thing I've read in almost a decade on this site. get over yourself

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>>72255924
Got you famila except she's mine

>>72253312
Who are you people to think this 5/10 is anything special lmao you faggots must be ugly as fuck

>>72256023
19
>>72255982
I had a close knit circle of friends in HS. We had some things in common but also some differences. Still hang out with a few of them today and I genuinely enjoy being with them most of the time. Dating and friendship are two very different things though.

I dated one girl and she was pretty much the ideal archetype or very close to it. Then we broke up because of some things I said.

Today I can make friends pretty easily but it doesn't really matter to me. I know how to charm them and be entertaining and so on. I don't really care about that though. I'd rather have a girl I was truly in love with (like the one I described) than a huge circle of friends.

>>72256089
Bitter permavirgin

>>72253421
this is so fucking cringe what

>>72256102
Nah, you just have low standards because you're ugly and socially retarded. Admit it

But seriously though, why do you autists like girls who look like this so much? is it because actual beautiful women are too intimidating?

>>72256092
>19
And there we have it folks. I should have asked this question an hour ago. Move along, nothing to see. You are going to feel very differently about these things as you get older. I mean for fuck's sake you were talking about your "High school girlfriend" hahaha that wasn't that long ago my friend. Go 5 more years, 10 years without another date and we'll see the tune you're singing then. I'm done. Good night

>>72253495
that pasta has been around for ages
why would you use a trip if you're just going to make a fool of yourself like this

>>72255820
Is better to hav high standards that to be stuck to a bitch you'll resent and sacrifice most of your life to.

>>72256080
I'm a 7 probably
How the fuck is it delusional?
Plenty of people don't watch TV shitcoms.
Plenty of girls don't act like Instagram thots
Plenty of people speak two languages or more. Most of the world does except for us because US schools are pure shit.
Plenty of girls are artistic.
The rest are just hobbies or reasonable expectations like a girl who could cook. Imagine getting married to a woman who couldn't cook. You'd want that? Maybe I'm kind of picky, but really I don't think it's that bad. I want a girl like that, if I don't find one like that guess I'm not bothering with women.

It's not delusional because I knew a girl like that and went out with her. She was never ready to fuck though. She gave me a handjob but that's it.

>>72256117
Something like that. I think honestly you're reading too much into it. Most guys would say she's very pretty.

>>72256145
What the fuck do you know about marriage you retard teenager? Fuck off and get some experiences before you talk on these subjects.

>>72256092
I mean it's whatever dude, you're allowed to have your own standards, excessive as they may be. Like I said earlier I just hope you're prepared to deal with more than likely being alone for the rest of you're life. If not, you're going to be dropping some of those "deal breakers" real quick, believe me. As the other guy pointed out, since you're only 19 you're views on things are probably going to radically shift within the next five years, at least I hope they do for your sake.

>>72256125
I've gone my whole life without a date other than that brief window with the one girl and a couple last year with some basic hoes that I hated being around even if they were hot. I'd rather be alone than settle. If I'm going to give half my money to a bitch she better be fucking worth it you know. Maybe if this were 1950 and my wife couldn't fuck my ass raw in a divorce case I wouldn't be so picky but you never know with the world today and how fucked your shit could get.

Alex Jones pays $43,000 a month to his ex wife. Imagine that shit with a woman you don't even truly love. Nope. I'm waiting for the unicorn or I'm avoiding that trap.

>>72256177
You're 19 years old. You think you have all this shit figured out but you don't.

t. used to be 19 years old.

>>72254076
I feel this hard. It's not that their taste dictates their worth or something its just usually if shes into my music she's most likely into my humor, taste in other things, and can interact with me better. If im with some basic girl who likes arctic monkeys and drips over every single thing some tumblr girl has to like im not going to be into them.

>>72256170
I know what can happen to a man if the spark isn't there and you decide to end it. You're toast. I want a girl I can connect with and not some bitch I don't truly love.

>>72256173
It's not excessive though is what I don't get. Why do you people think that? How are these unreasonable? I've known women who have these traits.

>>72256201
Bro you don't know ANY of this shit. You think you do because you're a snot-nosed teenager, and as someone who formerly was one, I too thought I had the entire fucking world figured out. But every year since high school I have realized I know less, and less, and less than I thought I knew. This is part of growing up and it's something that is coming for you. Stop being so fucking rigid.

>>72256201
You want a manic pixie dream girl and you're willing to reject real women who might like you and you might like back in favor of an ideal in your head or a romanticized image of a girl that you lost that isn't coming back.

I don't think you're a nutcase but I do think therapy would be good for you to sort out some things and fixed your warped perception of romantic relationships.

>>72254781
haha i love making 4chan screenshots haha i hope they post this on 4chans facebook haha

>>72256224
None of that is true.
I just have preferences.
Jesus fuck why are you people acting like this is so complicated? There are traits in a girl I am attracted to. If she doesn't have most of these traits chances are I don't enjoy being around her and am not attracted to her. Fuck.

>>72256222
I don't know everything but I know more than the adults in my life. My parents are retarded blue collar workers and I'm a STEM major. They mean well but they don't tell me anything useful or that I don't know or can't figure out on my own. I've had to figure my way around on my own for a while now. Then again when I was 15 I thought I was a genius but I was a fucking retard so who knows

>>72256201
>It's not excessive though is what I don't get. Why do you people think that? How are these unreasonable? I've known women who have these traits.

So why haven't you wooed them and made them yours? Could it be that maybe you're just kind of shitty person and they don't want to deal with you? It's not always about what you want dude. If you hope to ever have successful relationship with someone you're going to have to learn how to compromise. The fact that you believe that most of the shit you listed is important to a functional relationship shows your ignorance. One high school relationship that you yourself apparently fucked isn't a very good representative of how things work in the real world.

>>72256244
>"my parents are blue collar and I go to college so I know more than them about life experiences"

Oh come the fuck on just shut up kid. You just sound like an arrogant prick. Even if your manic pixie dream girl shows up you'll drive her away like you did the first one. You'll realize how fucking stupid you sound later guaranteed.

>>72256244
>I don't know everything but I know more than the adults in my life
Stopped reading the post here. You THINK you know more than everyone. And yknow what I was like that too, but I wish I someone like myself on 4chan to say "Smarten up retard, you know 5% of what you're going to wind up knowing." So, smarten up retard, you know 5% of what you're going to wind up knowing. I'm going to bed now, and to repeat, I really don't give a fuck how you live your life. But I am certain you won't be like this in 5 years. You aren't special. None of us are.

>>72256222
Sounds like you either went soft and lost your nerve or couldnt successfully carry out a plan

>>72253312
i like most stuff! : )
been into ambient stuff lately, you know, the kind of put your head into another place kind of music
i really love pop like the beatles and simon and garfunkel
folk, indie, weird stuff i find on youtube, haha : )
how about you?

and not a single lie was told

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>>72256262
I do. My dad's a mechanic. I'm computer science. What the fuck can he tell me? How to fix a car? Nice guy but I'm way smarter than him.

>>72256247
They had boyfriends or were too hot for me.
It's not just about me, but it is 50% about me.
I'll compromise on a few things but majority of that criteria needs to be there to keep my interest.
I have attempted to meet other women and gone on a couple dates since, and I did not enjoy their company at all. The only women I enjoy talking to are ones that meet my criteria.

https://youtu.be/02k126v3Zu4

>>72253961
That's a pretty good tri-combo, you sexy anon

>>72256285
Your dad got married, had kids, bought a house, raised you, and sent you off to college. You're a spoiled little faggot who's going to lose his job to Pajeet in 10 years.

Just shut up and fuck off. You don't deserve your perfect girl.

love these threads

always brings out the autists

>>72256278
agreed. and thanks for this picture im ded

i listn to chief keef bitch

>>72253312
How is this not Natalia Poklonskaya? It looks just like her.

>girl askes me what music I like
>I say "I only like patrician music, what do you like?"
>She says she listens to club music and other plebian shit
>scream NEXT and move on to a girl with better taste

Why are you laughing at that guy? None of his demands are unreasonable. The clone thing was weird but the rest are all positive things in a girl.

i really don't get it.

>>72256285
I'm 20, a little past where you're at. The only women who you enjoy talking to aren't going to like that they're the only women you enjoy talking to. I recommend branching out and trying to be more open to meeting different kinds of women. Don't have sex with them if you're holding out for your dreamgirl, but a little sexual ambiguity goes a long way.

>>72256303
Yeah I guess I was a little harsh on ol'dad. Love him and all.

>>72256357
Yeah that makes sense. At least you kind of get where I'm coming from and not acting like I'm insane literally hitler. I could try it out. Talk to a few different types of girls. On my Tinder I have matches with girls of all sorts of races, styles, interests, etc. so there's some variety in there that I ignored. Only question is will I genuinely enjoy being around them.

Thanks to the other guy for the advice. I do appreciate it even if I sound like a prick.

>>72253312
>it's a stealthy /r9k/ thread

and then people say /pol/ is the most cancerous board...

>>72256392
dude you're a fucking trip lmao

therapy is the answer
you're obsessed with some girl who left you in high school
it's so obvious

>>72256409
I'm not obsessed over her. Sometimes I look at her pictures on social media and read her blog posts because apparently we still follow each other to see what she's been up to but other than that. I think about her sometimes but not all the time. She was really beautiful and she hasn't dated anyone since me either funnily enough. She got committed to a mental hospital once for bulimia after I broke up with her.

Anyway I'm going to bed
Good thread lads

>>72256285
>I'm a code monkey
>I do computer work for a living
>I fell for the computer science meme
Yeah, you're a real genius

>>72256424
hahahahaha holy shit you really are

dude get over this bitch

>mental hospital
no wonder you were attracted to her you basket case

>>72256424
>>72256409
Now it makes sense.

This guy is an idiot.

Sexy? No, no way. I might be "cute", though. I get that quite a bit. But I'm not boyfriend material, as you may have guessed.

It's OK, you're in the right. I wouldn't date myself either.

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>tfw never come across women ever
My only hope is music venues so there's that
Ah whatever, what the fuck would I do either

>>72256603
It's possibly the easiest place to meet women. I have to literally try to avoid them. There's already a 90% chance you have at least one thing in common.

>tfw don't know where to meet women at all
>the one guy itt has 500 matches on tinder but rejects them all because they're not like his high school gf

i want to shoot this man

>>72253322
>3322
with digits like that she's bound to slob on your knob anon god damn

>>72253312
i'm gay bitch, still want the music?

>>72253312
who is this semon demon?

Bon iver

>>72255550
well i'll be damned
never thought i'd see the sentry main on /mu/

>>72256623
Good thing I guess
Next month I'm going to see BBNG and Slowdive
I'll see what's there but I'm always dubious about that group that stays outside of the venue for a while

>>72256806
There's also before and after sets if youre implying the music is otherwise too loud. And between songs and even during isn't exactly impossible.

>>72256835
I'm going there to listen to the bands
If the ocassion of talking appears I will use it

>>72253421
FLY LIKE AN EAGLE AND STRIKE LIKE A HAWK DO YOU THINK YOU CAN SURVIVE

>>72256860
Well if youre talking about meeting girls then the occasion is made inside the club before and after sets. Outside the venue I can only imagine meeting people in line.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emspMLLP5qM

>>72256901
I don't drive sorry. The bus stop is another good place to meet girls. I've had cute girls straight up offer me sex at the bus stop.

>>72253312
Now, blues, funky and Depeche Mode.

>>72255253
roasties must suffer being a cat lady

>>72255345
4chan is a Christian image board atheists are not welcome

>>72254433
>>72254440
>>72254483
>>72254515
>>72254599


Fuck all of you whiny idiots, there are worse things in life. I tried to have sex with a man which was absolutely mediocre, not going back to that. And guess what, his taste in music is listening to best hits compilations. Taste in music is really not something that should decide whether or not to have a relationship with someone, because I did connect with him emotionally. I just don't like dick. Now I'm going on a lot of dates and I have a lot of female contact and I can get to 2nd base easily in public but recently my big sister exposed me. I was never supposed to come out of the closet to my family. Now I'm seriously living in captivity and I can't even visit this girl's house who is dying for me to visit her. Another friend invited me to stay over at her dormitory and this other girl who I went out on a date with is also gonna be there. I can't go, because my parents would absolutely kill me. Eh, I wish they would. That feeling when a girl likes you so badly and you like her back but you can't answer her needs is the absolute worst. She's absolutely beautiful, and dare I say it, I might even be in love. That's a feeling I'd never felt before.

I'd rather be a 25 y/o virgin with actual freedom than be where I am now.

>>72253449
"Wow anon I can't believe you listen to that entry level shit!"

>>72256644
kekd

>music threads die within 10 posts
>/r9k/ shitpost gets 300 replies
post-/mu/ sucks