/bleep/

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First for some moody good

r-raw?

first for EDM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ik771NPyBsY

>>72250285

RaWr XD Edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbJkPV3wgdA

honestly forgot about crpkt
was nice while it lasted :/

>>72250412
o.k...

3 more days!
youtube.com/watch?v=IUNS6xU-kt0

waowaowaowao.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCakUCteNeQ

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>when hoover is just right

how 'ard can 'ardcore b?

so .... how is this not grime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doMX6su9Ue0

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Thoughts?

>>72250718
top hat

fellas, i think im in love and now im scared

>>72250719
didnt even have to listen to it to know its awful desu :3

>>72250746
GEE GEE GEE GEE
BABY BABY BABY

really enjoying this channel for when i feel lazy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3y-3tjLRZfQ

DJ Homer Simpson

deploy utmost secret weapon

codename: lethal

acid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yR1Mlj_Rd60

Progressive
A) House
B) Electronic
C) Rock
D) Trance

any gangsta man in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdzX35VDVZE

>>72251009
trance

Ugly fish
Ugly tortoise
Ugly baby sperg whale

>>72251009
Applications of Robitussin + MD

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>>72250763
>Not listening to the tsuruda and mono/poly remixes on it
>not listening to the mat zo and rival consoles remixes
>Not even listening to the Amon Tobin and machinedrum remixes


You disgust me

>>72251210
im sorry but u have poor taste
none of that sounds appealing

>>72251403
Listen to them and tell me how they are. You won't regret it

I'll be real w you though Noisia is probably one of the more listenable artists I got into when I first started listening to EDM

>>72251436
refugee out

Any flume man in?

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>>72251484
>Refugee
>just because of noisia

Did you listen to the remixes? Because they are pretty fucking good

>>72251437
If anything, noisia is the best "edm" producer of them all. A very solid set of 3 labels, masters of electro, dubstep, remixes, half time, and especially drum and bass

If you never listened to them, have a looksie at their podcast, into dust, the tide, their remix of mark knights nothing matters, and their collision EP

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>>72251547
Flume is pretty good, but never be like you is total garbage. First album is better then second, but the second did have some more notice

>>72251632
i was kidding lad. Flume is shit

>>72251685
Pretty much. He's decent but so filled with basic shit. He has talent, but he isn't using it. First album is his best work by far however

>>72251753
no mate you dont understand
flume is shit
refugees out

https://s3-us-west-2.amazonaws.com/djtrump-media/videos/26fa76a1/572f282086bf14bf6e0209f5ed8ce5b2.mp4

>>72251825
not clicking your virus

lads I need help finding this record in full length, any ideas?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfIJcL9-QoU

>>72251837
was this a joke or can you actually get a virus from a video

>>72250814
second side is VERY good imo

>>72252093
dude my computer is infested rn hope youre happy

>>72251768
3rd girl is a qt

>>72252593
it worked then >:3

need a new moncler coat desu

moncler is lame

Which artist hordes the most dubs?

My vote goes to Loefah. Him or Burial.

^ugh

At first I thought I was the weird one not wanting to get drunk every weekend and partying like the "normal" people. I tried it but it just felt wrong. I now know they are the weird ones, contributing to the degeneracy of modern society. I think I have finally found out what I want the most in life, and that is finding a traditional European woman, having European children and becoming as autonomous as possible.

>>72251939
slsk

also this track is sick

>>72253372
simply hilarious

new roy is dece
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erpb4ytgywQ

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>>72253506
thanks heres another joke

hehehe

any... CUTE man in? :3c

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i have a weekly radio show on a local radio station, what do you guys think about next weeks playlist? would you nod your head rhythmically?

>>72254664

damn..

>>72254664
Not even kidding, this is total shit.

>>72254664
yea i'm p sure you posted this a few days ago too but DAMN you got some outdated ass taste

like ffs man if you only have 1 or 2 tunes from 2017 .. idk you really should be looking for more music

Grrrr shitty radio DJs grrrr

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>>72254794

yeah i posted it last night but it got 2 meme responses

im mostly just posting it because people IRL give 0 actual feedback, and just say "oh yeah it was great!". i might just be masochistic but people saying they hate it is great motivation.

>>72254818
i listen to new music, but the show isn't focused on the newest stuff. i just sprinkle it in there


this playlist is from a few weeks back

generic /mu/-approved electronic desu
and extremely 'rinsed' tunes on top of that
try putting some more effort into these playlists

Back again with another draft. ill finish it tomorow

https://clyp.it/cmfspjpp

let me know what you think :) have a good day/evening

ps how do fix levels of each channel? i feel that some sounds are overpowering others. I tried compressing, but then the sounds i am compressing are lost all together?

>>72254956
Lol you really should be posting in /prod/ this is embarrassing

>>72254995
:( thanks

>>72255000
try making jungle instead

>>72254956
that lfo sounds fucked up desu
maybe try eq or something who knows

Ohhhhhhhhh
I'll bring you flowers

*female voice*
Whoa baby

>>72254664
>>72254893
are you the pizza fm kid

get better taste stupid pard

Dumb pards need to stick to cattle herding

Howdy bleepers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3XJ4Zio-dw
>tfw no qt parrot

>only decent club in town got a two page article in the biggest newspaper of the country
oh well, it was good when it lasted

any cool and fun tripfriends/namefriends in

>>72255950
they all get bullied away so no :(

>>72255935
hehehehe didnt see u there

>>72256006
the good ones stay

>>72254664
don't worry mate most people listening won't be bleep heads or anything.. you'll be good

>>72256006
Being a trip requires knowledge, taste and personality.

Kids that have tried to whack a trip on recently are lacking in all of these departments.

traumprinz more like trashprinz lmao

>>72256504
omw

>>72256504
Who is akari going to lick down

>>72256609
>>72256466

Greetings. It is I - Manoman.

manaman tired
manaman sleep

>>72256812
Yes, if Manoman finds himself fatigued after an honest day's work, Manoman must find a place to lay his head!

When Manoman becomes famished, Manoman endeavors to procure some food.

any man man man who are the dan dan dan in

Ffs

lads
i love garage house so fucking much

FUCK MIGOS

what is the /bleep/ consensus on moderat

>>72257379
fuck off

>>72257415
thanks for the (you) but no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sR7eXwVTdKE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN-bk1zQA2Y

pretty convinced i had a bleep poster come for a trial shift at work

too bad he was too cool to say hello :D

>>72257835
where u work

was he a qt

>>72257846
a nightclub here in London

QT means nothing to me if the guy doesn't say hello to me or any of the people he was working with innit

was proper beefy n maybe if he was a semi-friendly guy then yeee

wanna guess which one?

>>72257868
>was proper beefy
uwu

is it fabbers :)

>>72257876
yeh bruvva i'd bum him

i came here when they released the vacancy to make people aware, shame he cocked up his opportunity

bunch of trial shifts and all you gotta do is work hard and not complain. if you dont swim like a fish with people initially then its calm, but at least excel as a worker innit who seems to want to work there lol

>>72250718
Call it proto Grime if you want.

>>72250719
Shit on the whole. Not into Noisia anymore which is a shame.

>>72258011
whats good ninj

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>new Anthony Naples

>>72258018
whatever you want it to be, stop listening to this shitposter

>>72258018
Just woke up innit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIJAPklPwUo

>>72258038
did u have a nice sleep mate

>>72250718
it is tho idk what ur talking about
grime didn't actually mean anything other than the obvious back in those days.

like how early house/techno are stylistically indistinguishable.

>>72258054
Might go back to bed desu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7-ipHi1xO8

uncompromising ___________

Pare Tam!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiumTdhtEyA

>>72258260
ninja DJ

dj naruto if u out there let us now

>>72258512
i live on forever in ur heart~

>>72258649
will u do another mix :(

>>72258726
i love you... i'll always be with you.... goodbye...
*fades away*

>>72257868
maybe they were shy :-)

>>72258832
n-no!! hokage....

>>72257753
https://youtu.be/SW_dE27Ymmg

im an uggo

what a trash general lmao

>>72252686
she's pig disgusting

>>72259750
Bullyman out

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaEpRUHqvkw

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Post yfw Corbin gets absolutely BTFO in 50 days time and Mummy May becomes the most powerful PM since Thatcher

>>72259872
Terri "oy where's the MDMA" May

>>72259872
post more tennys with bleep artists

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lls

>>72259872
are you actually someone that would benefit from tory rule or just a poser though

>>72259954
Lls man looks like a Cbeebies presenter lls

>>72259954
that is one fucking disgusting beard

>>72259892
tenny "bring out tha dope" rod

arremer jack more like arremer spack lmaooo

>>72258849
maybe

didn't have any problem chatting to security at the end of his shift :P

>>72260201
Lls.

>>72260278
hehehe

>>72260664
the full stop makes it seem like u dont mean it -.-

do you go to the club? what days?

Loooool wheres Brian AKA that man AKA Lord Bleme on Bleme Street

>>72260708
Ffs :v

>>72260772
Stop trying to force this and stop trying to force him.

lads do you know of any grime vocals that have been released as just vocals, have managed to filter out a few myself but only have about 5 atm. desu any mcing whatsoever would be useful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KNe2no_WSg

>>72260960
Record ur own lad

oi

https://youtu.be/97sJyd-NoSE

any corbyn man in

https://twitter.com/notch/status/854371853980315649

>>72261252
lol no chance, Larry the cat has more hope

>>72261331
based turntable

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my brain when listening to techno

>voting

>>72261331
that wasn't what i asked

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5MnWn3Ncc8

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my brain when listening to EDM LOL

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnAikykIIGs

>>72261291
loool im leaving bleep now

FFS showed the barber what cut i wanted on my phone accidentally swiped right to the baitest fuckin anime pic looool look on mans face ffs never going back >.<

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my brain when i hear a nuarstee skanker

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>>72262183
a-are you a cute girl now anon?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRq_pRbtSM4

loool new memegrime tune get ready to hear this one in every pop nightclub in the uk

>>72262363
woiiiii

>>72262183
You deserve it desu

>>72262266
i wish.....

>>72262538
why

https://youtu.be/YD42-pKKySU

>>72262183
Well go on lad post it ffs

>>72262580
Weebs deserve worse than public embarrassment tßh

>>72262652
refugee out desu :3

>>72262693
you're the refugee from /a/ tho

I say we take in some refugees. Lately threads are slow and personalities stale. Shit lads even Rome made citizens of conquered peoples

>>72262739
i thought they made slaves of conquered peoples

>>72262755
in the early days they would make em citizens to grow the population
or have festivals and literally just steal their women by force lls

>>72262786
>>72262739
>>72262739
Be careful s/t

You're entering into pseud territory and you never know when that Belgium waffle pseud is gonna show up

>>72262828
tru tru
bet some man are thinking bare right now about how to interject some nitpicky comment lls

lel remember when he was like deleuze is bad, i would know, ive never even bothered to read him because hes so bad, of course

KONICHIWA
SAID YA DUN NO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbO9ysu9Nfw

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>>72262611
:/

>>72262969
FFS

>>72262969
u totally deserved that one breeeh.

>>72262969
Cute!

>>72262969
shame to those anons who just tried to look under this girl's skirt right now

>>72262969
damn do people really save this shit on their phone tho

I DONT WANNA BE ALONE IN MY BEDROOM
WRITING MESSAGES
YOU WONT READ

>>72263365

>>72263536
hey man at least he started his own thread for it

>>72263565
Wasn't making fun of him... that's me.

>>72263589
Lls mb

>>72263589
lmaooo

>>72253207
depends if you mean the most of their own dubs, or just dubs generally. riz la teef has cut a shitload of dubs
also the romanian minimal dudes have loads of dub plates (although i don't know if you can really call it a dubplate when its minimal)

any kratom man in

test your knowledge of fast paced 1992 techno with breakbeat undertones by identifying this track

https://clyp.it/gn3ac0wv

>>72263536
There are none. Man is worshipped for a reason.

Also, fuck Tricky.

>>72263589
Yo ye here's some /bleep/core you might like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqqEJgrhEX4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tN7KESRRrU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8EKn1KPjmU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uG-lHX67w1Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Yuft-IiO_U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7a8cYRJGYk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzdoeUCM2HU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfmeYA3KrHw

>>72264025
>>72263536
>>72263589
o also this one ... essential
if you like Burial you'll definitely like Soichi Terada desu ;3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78qvceq8Lq4

>>72264025
delete this piccy

late-thread tune alert
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8_Xf6hxKJk

>>72264097
fine..

is a 140bpm techno set too unrelenting

>>72264025
>>72264079
not really a fan of most of these, thanks for trying at least

>>72264279
neck yourself then

>>72264279
im liking, "shit happens"

>>72264279
Lol damn ur dumber than i thought

is function autistechno

>>72264178
oh ffs lad relax

>>72264452
examples of autistechno please

>>72264571
anything SWMS likes lls

>>72264610
ok ok chilll pham he's not that bad

I said "nigga" if his iq is 200 then mine is gotdamn 2000!

>>72262927
This was a good one. Made me wonder if Scratchy or Trim have ever been on Spyro's show before.

>>72264610
lls

beg man add zak to the whatsapp

>>72264876
lol the fat fuck?

i bet he got bullied in school lls

so i've got a big record collection. jungle, 140, house, techno, ambient shit

i've never really made any mixes but i wanna get a radio show somewhere

how can i get this?

london

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KNe2no_WSg

https://britishacid.bandcamp.com/

>>72264943
look @ this fatty lmaoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zl1xmsU_EO8

lel that reminds in grade school i had a fat friend, even fatter than etch, so one day before he came into class me and this other ledge unscrewed all the bolts in his chair so man sat down it all came tumbling down lmfaooo

>>72265044
loool pure evil

*womans voice*
Pure evil

>>72265115
ye it was fucked up, we even jumped up in our chairs when he hit the ground, but w/e boys will be boys

>>72253207
ben ufo probably has the most interesting shit desu

got all of the old dubstep stuff. probably gets the new dubs from the "uk bass" scene that loefah gets, as well as lots of other cool techno shit.

loefah has really fallen off the last few years. his sets are really boring now.

DJ USDJ

Lads

DJ Stupid

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>>72265872
Hey.

>>72265912
how did u find out my dj name????????

is the numark pt01 a decent TT?

DJ Bleep

:3

damiano von erckert is a legend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeTjGB8pqjQ

actually a good jungle tune

what's in your opinion best hip hop album?

>>72266095
Bladee - eversince

>>72266095
any autechre album

>>72266095
chip tha. ripper - interior crocodile

>>72266167
s/t...

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tfw the dj finally drops an amen break

>>72265044
>>72265237
Bully..

swear down my cat is like 5x more affectionate when im listening 2 jungle

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>>72266294
wew

any uefadrid man in

>>72266865
should've pulled vidal sooner. also that offside was total bs.

gotta embrace the 'pseud' at a point huh

>>72266903
shame really, was such a good match just ref'd to bits

>>72266726
share CAT 001 with us

should i go see abulla rashim and yves tumor tomorrow?

i honestly dont think its going to be that interesting but idk

>>72266980
ye, really hope juve makes it out tomorrow. barca doesn't deserve shit after what happened with psg t b h.

>>72266095
36 Chambers.

>>72267011
https://mega.nz/#!roAk0ABA!fUiM65kboKGxKbO8GKZosr-v0TvcKJzaIwNd-kMsKEI

Actually pretty good.

>>72267161
yeah
only good guys left other than atletico

if i ever recognized ninj on the street i'd probably bash his face in desu :3

IF YOU LOVE HOUSE AND GARAGE PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR

>>72265152
https://youtu.be/WOh0XzK66xI

a full moon
is waiting in etc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtcTNLNO5s0

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>>72266095

>>72267253
bigup

https://youtu.be/31PjH5_mqo0

>>72266865
linesman should be shot desu

I was in London visiting mates a few weeks back and after all the hype on here recommended we go to Corsica Studios and it was shit, awful crowd (one bunch were wearing party hats wtf), sound system is wank and the set was boring as fuck. Fuck you southern /bleep/ never trusting you again

>>72250412

this sounds like Regis - Talk to Me

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>>72250232
You fools wouldn't know good music if it slapped you in the face, here's good music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsrdANlEz8I

>>72253207

Slimzee, Mala and Jackmaster I reckon

>>72253207
Flippy Smallz or Vader.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJkFQbGbIdo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJPgtKxclZI

>>72267721
>>72267888

w e w.

I reckon I should Article 50 my gf lbr

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWYN_cmwUho

>>72250482

same, wish he'd stop randomly showing up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GklXGjzkW-8

>>72266197
sup
>>72266595
nah my friends and i were pranksters though

>>72267721
i mean yea this is pretty fun, but I despise those bright airy vibes
it's the worst

any absolute lad ladington man iN?

HEY MAN HEY MAN
WACHU GONNA DO?
WACHU GONNA DO?
WHEN YOU RUN OUT OF GANCHA?

>>72270594
Gonna get this pressed on dub one day.
It's gonna be the wickedest thing.

>>72251760
Kek

>>72267721
Thanks for posting this

new thaiboy is so >:3

Kid Lib massive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STsi0k-1_B8

best logic tune lads?

sisters are for rating not masturbating

>>72271244
Kid Lib is good

Ffs well I'd be fairly interested in seeing Floating Points if it were a dj set desu... Don't rly care for a live band tho

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GOLDIE - INNER CITY LIFE (BURIAL REMIX)

2:41:50

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b08ltp7w#play

>>72272889
two hacks

>>72272904
fuck off u obnoxious prat.

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>>72272992

s/t, have you ever kissed a man ?

>>72272889
daily reminder that you have shit taste

>>72274221
no

>>72274347
Boring

>>72274482
not like i kiss a lot of people period

>>72269394
>I despise those bright airy vibes it's the worst
why

>>72272889
Last half of this is excellent btw.

>>72274743
Seriously just fuck off stupid refugee lol

>>72274870
Get raped faggot.

>>72274948
You fuckin stupid ass fuck using that word around here
I would genuinely knock your teeth in if you said that to my face
You clearly have no awareness of the influence the LGBT community had on dance music and very little awareness of dance music in general
Fuckin idiot refugee

>>72275000
No shit gays are influential. Still mean it.
If you can't stand shit don't start it cocksucker.

>>72275060
How fuckin old are you dude ffs

>>72275099
You started it mate. I don't respect people when they don't respect me.

This is pointless.

Yeah you BETTER take that name off
Pathetic desu

>>72275196
lmao

Yeah you BETTER not give him any (you)s
Pathetic baka

ONE YEAR

TWO HUNDRED TWELVES

>>72275150
wow hard nut u r lmao

http://www.hongkiat.com/blog/challenge-to-disconnect/

You guys have learned too much about me, my life has become to intwined with a computer screen. None of this is real. I want out.

P.S. America is glorious bastion of democracy and just because I have faith in jesus doesn't mean I don't want to live a normal life and masterbait and have sex... I've studied the bible and stuff and I'm pretty sure it says that sort of thing is alright, it's only crazy zealots that say not to do that stuff, nowhere in the bible does it say that stuff... it's beyond the point. Ninja, get a girlfriend and have a happy life. Don't die alone on 4chan.

>>72275584
>hard nut

Freudian slip?

G'night

(That means you can have the last word)

>>72275727
What saddens me most is people on 4chan are some of the most intelligent beautiful people in the world, they're what the world needs most. I hate to sound cliché, I don't want to see them dwindle in social isolation. A computer screen isn't a substitute for the love of a woman. It's the truth.

>>72275375
Oi don't compare me to this angry nutter

Tunes are all i need i don't need no woman

>>72275837
Don't lie to yourself s/t

>>72275761
also, please just be nice to people. I guarantee that being an asshole will only garner bad things in one's life, and being a kind person will net you love and affection. You reap what you sow .

>>72275862
I'll take it under advisement.

>>72275862
I don't even post anywhere online what-so-ever cause the thought of someone recognizing me from here is literally driving me insane. I don't get how e-celebs function in society, well they don't for the most part, but I mean. Just the constant harassment and everyone recognizing you. I just want to be a stranger, I want to start over, I want to be alone in public without getting cellphone calls, or notifications on facebook, or emails, or checking /bleep/.

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>>72275919
And not only that! Who knows who's reading this shit? I say some pretty crazy stuff and who knows maybe the FBI or KGB is watching me! I'd have no way of knowing! It's crazy and creepy. While you guys may just think it's a funny joke or whatever, I've had seriously odd things happen and I don't like having to wonder "Did my phone just do that through some sort of error, did that anon just simply guess that private information, or is something really happening?"

FUCK THAT

>>72275958
It doesn't matter if you're on the internet or not. If they want you, they'll get you.

it might look like an accident. Or they want you to do something. Or they ruin your life.

There's nothing you can do about it. If you do decide to hit back, hit hard.

>>72276087
>>72275958
>>72275919
>>72275895
>>72275862
>>72275761
Seriously what the fuck are you on about you fuckin kook lls

>>72276087
Like seriously, who are you? Someone trying to torture me or worse?

Yes, I hope the FBI at least has total surveillance over me and could kill me if I planned on hurting people, because that's what they're for, I hope they gain more tools to prevent terrorism and don't fall into the hands of a tyrannical government so that their force can be used for good. Obviously, if the US Government wanted me dead, I'd be dead, they can kill basically anyone.

>>72276087
Also, not only do I not promote terrorism... In general, it's a bad thing. Don't kill people. duhh.

>>72276160
That's why I'm telling you to chill out you dumb cunt.

>>72276087
Also I think the FBI needs better surveillance protocols to prevent terrorism, if these mass shootings aren't any indication.

>>72276203
It's game over for me m8. I must ascend to real life and make my way in the world. There I will be free, another face in the crowd, just like I started here.

>>72276250
W / e, I'm going to sleep. Good "luck."

>>72276250
Like, everyone on 4chan is using the "Wew lad" meme and calling each other m8s on /r9k/, do not underestimate meme magic. I must leave! Ho

>>72276275
Thanks I suppose.... Here's a conundrum to leave you with, attributed to C.S Lewis, I'm not saying I'm Jesus cause I'm not but a little logical fun, I think you're a fool if you think /bleep/ has no impact what so ever on the outside world, they say the pen is mightier than the sword, and I've literally written on imageboards non stop for over half a decade. I may have effects something, somewhere, somehow

If Jesus was a liar, why was he willing to die for his lies? If he was a madman, how did he show love for those who persecuted him so and engage in public debate so coherently? Could it be he was actually to son of god?

>>72276328
Especially saying he was persucted for saying "he is a king, in particular, the king of the jews" he could of easily said "well, I'm not LITERALLY the king of the jews" and avoided death.

You fucking nut would you stop talking to yourself already
Type this shit up in Notepad or something