does /mu/ like chvrches? fav song? looking forward to the new album?

Whers that sex tape I keep hearing about?

>>72246401
tell us more

>>72246401
Brandon sat on it :/

>>72246401
>lights out missionary with bra still on and a blank expression on her face

thanks but no thanks

>>72246497
lauren and brandon made a hot sex tape. basically it starts out with brandon teaching lauren some sweet karate moves, then it devolves into some pretty freaky shit and having the dojo condemned by the health inspector.

>>72246401
lauren is farting into a camera all t he time it's pretty hot when a little poopy comes out

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my baby

when is her new lp coming out??? i need more lavren music vids

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>>72246854
they're working on it now. i imagine it'll be out by early autumn

>>72246362
think the whole Brandon things funny because he actually likes their first album a lot. think he said something that he used to be a fan of blue sky archives

>>72246979
"I hate that she hates me, I feel terrible, I tried to say that I was sorry. I don't know why she didn't listen." Brandon "Honeybee" Love.

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>>72246883
i need more lavrens
great news

>>72246979
brandon is just a faggot
he loves everything, he just pretends he doesn't to newfriends like you

>>72247143
nah look at the plays on his last fm

>>72247235
like i said, hello newfriend
im not proud of being in this shithole for years, but brandon is just pretending, he's done this before

>>72247259
Lol, I like them dude, I'm looking forward to the new album

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>>72247120
i know, can't wait :)
here's a recent instagram pic behind the scenes of a new project. dunno if it's a vid or photoshoot or what

>>72247292
She looks great :3

>>72247279
you've swore them off and shit, you pretended like you didn't like them at all(shows how pathetic my life is to remember that)

>>72247292
i want lavren with pokies

>>72247362
I want lauren with no top on to see those tids

>>72247362
i want to suckle on those delicate teats and have her lifeforce sustain me

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>>72247449
iktfb

>>72247325
When? I must have been drunk and said stupid shit. I think back to their first I never shitposted about them or anything, I didn't even care about what they lookd like. Saw the video for "gun" and was like "wow,. she's really cute",

>>72247528
Finding out she liked a lot of the music I like, and has the same political and socially leftist views I formed a crush on her.

>>72247528
nigga i was around when you were about to kill your parents

>>72247596
depressions ,alcoholism anger, makes people say stupid shit.

>>72247566
commie pinko shithead

>>72247638
And I've done that too, but your dumbass still wants a trip so beware of the consequences. Just know that if I see a family getting killed in VA, I will know it was you, and I will tell the police.

Why does Justin Long get to be with her? He's a scrawny buttmunch who is probably really gaywad. I want to be with Lauren, and snuggle with her after she has had a rough day of doing a sexy music video. I want to lay with her on the couch and feel her up while we watch TV, and then fall asleep with her on top of me then I can touch her butt when she sleeping.

>>72247988
she prefers betas so you're not hopeless in theory, but in practice you'll never attain her. welcome to the club :(

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>>72248100
:/

>>72247089
aw :(

>>72248100
>the only woman in existence that likes beta's
she's really unique in looks and everything else. good for justin

I want to make love to Lauren so badly

>>72246753
I miss Brandon :(

Is it weird I have a cousin named lauren that I had a dream about last night?

>>72248984
A lil bit, yeah.

>>72246854
JUST

>>72249022
it wasn't sexuals i don't think though

>>72248917
he's ok just having a hard time right now, not due to anything chvrches and lavren related.

>>72249169
did his sensei finger his bum?

>>72246754
That's called making love. Sex or fucking is for embryos.

>>72249289
>did his sensei finger his bum?
one of his best friends growing up has been diagnosed with stage 4 colon cancer,and liver cancer and he had his card stolen and his account drained and over drawn and had some things stolen out of his room.

>>72249457
why did you have to bring me down man

>>72249457
fuck :(

>>72249457
Yeah, I'm not in a good place right now from everything that's been going on for the last two weeks.

>>72249817
make love to me brandon. ravish me.

>>72250100
That won't fix what I'm feeling, or what's happened.

>>72250183
I can never tell if you're serious

>>72250229
I am, I'm going through hell right now. It's not jokes, meme's or anything else.

>>72250183
It will. Trust me :)

>>72250255
sorry Brandon. :(
Don't know you at all but I hope things get better for you.

>>72249375
i feel sorry for you if that is called making love for you

>>72246362
i wonder what her feet smell like

>>72250308
Pure orgasmic bliss

>>72250255
wonder what lavren would think about what you're going through

>>72250329
i bet she'd give him a pity blowjob

>>72250329
I don't fucking know man.

How many times do I have to see this to you cretins: LAUREN IS A HUMAN BEING SHE IS AN A SEXUAL OBJECT FOR YOUR DISGUSTING FANTASIES.

Respect her as a woman and a human being for fuck sakes. You people make me sick.

>>72250431
it's just jokes we don't mean shit by it
calm down

>>72250431
no

>>72250431
>speaking against the mass of cretins
you will be raped into submission

>>72250255
why

>>72250255
>>72249457

>>72250448
It's not 'just jokes.' I hope you realize what you'r doing to lauren.

>>72250470
Fuck you then you neanderthal

>>72250476
You are all seriously disgusting cretins who should be castrated.

>>72250546
what are we doing to her exactly?

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>>72250546

>>72250407
The thing is I want to share my friends go fundme page to lavren on twitter in hopes that she'll re-post it, she seems like a good person along with her other fans and I think he'd get the financial help he needs. I don't want to bury another one of my friends.

>>72250878
you obviously need someone to talk to this is not the place Brandon

>>72250878
okay so do it

replying to yourself on /mu/ doesn't help anyone

>>72250913
She probably won't even see it,read it, or care because it's coming from me.

>>72250964
it's worth a try man.

>>72251045
She'd block me instantly just to spite me. She hate's me, and I hate it. I shouldn't have trolled, I shouldn't have got myself involved in the "leave a trace" trolling. I feel awful about it all and I think if I did try to send her the gofundme page she'd block me.

I just want to hit her with a hammer

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>>72251303
please don't

>>72251303
I should kick your ass.

>>72251803
dude i get that youre going through some shit right now but chill out and go to bed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bz_3PreyEj4

>>72251903
I think their first is great and I even like the instrumental tracks also. My fav's By them is TBOWYB in full.Every Open Eye has some of good ones too but I'm tired, depressed, and need to go to sleep. Take it easy y'all. Lauren if you're reading this I'll send you the link tomorrow. I'd really appreciate it
Baby-doll. :3

>>72246401
Link?