Call Steve Albini right now if you want!

>>72242789
someone call him and say "I think I fucked your girlfriend once... maybe twice, I don't remember
Then I fucked all your friends' girlfriends -- now they hate you"

>>72242789
Probably bait, but for real?

this a board full of limp dick beta males. most people on here probably tremble at the idea of picking the phone up and ringing somebody. you really think one of us is gonna ring up steve albini? fuck no

>we r legion XDD

Are any of you actual musicians?

This is an actual studio. Are you people stupid?

>>72242789
Why bother him? Unless I'd want to work with him it seems like a waste of time.

>>72242893
>this a board full of limp dick beta males
they should get along great with steve then

All I would really want to ask is if the dialog at the beginning of Tweez is real or not, and I'm too much of a limp dick beta male to call a stranger over pointless trivia

1. Why?
2. gb2/b/
3. A bunch of spineless 4chan mouthbreathers going one on one with Steve Albini
4. hurr durr drives his wife crazy

kill yourself.

>>72242789
I remember this thread from last night, did anyone do it?

Why would I want to bother Steve Albini? Fuck off, cunt.

>>72242789
DOX ALERT!!!

Someone call him pretending to be a telemarketer or something
I'm not because I live abroad and I'm not going to spend all that money on this

dubs and I'll call him and ask if he thinks Sublime is punk

>>72242789
Why would you do this? Why would i want to bother Steve Albini? If this was the number to some fag i didn't like i might do it but not Steve

Ring him and ask how to get a better drum sound or something

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Albini is an admitted pedophile.
>Jaded as I am, I can't help but flip seeing a girl and guy of twelve or thirteen, tops, ramming Martel bottles up each other's asses. These are not the Dutch equivalent of abused trailer-park kids, either. They look to be in excellent health and seem to be honestly enjoying this. Makes all the conventional arguments against this kind of thing seem really silly. They're kids. Kids like to play with their own and other people's privates. They're just being photographed at it. Now, people who get a voyeuristic charge out of watching them, like me, I guess, well, we've got some grip-on-reality problems.
>There's maybe 1% of all pornography that has any effect on me, and it's definitely not a turn-on very often. But when it is, and it's as weird as this, it's pretty hard to take.
http://www.petdance.com/actionpark/bigblack/tourdiary/

>>72243432
The issue is that Big Black-era Albini was a massive edgelord and he could just as likely have been talking complete shit to get a rise out of people

>>72243454
>it was just a prank bro

i called him
and he told me to fuck off

>>72243474
>you can't do or say anything you don't actually mean because this dumb meme

>>72243521
>I was just pretending to enjoy child pornography

>>72243546
>you can't do or say anything you don't actually mean because this dumb meme

>>72243154
rolling

>>72243432
>taking the bait thirty years on

>>72243570
>>72243598
you should tell your closest friends and family that some child pornography you saw really got you going sexually and see what happens when you tell them you were just kidding around

>>72243154
rawl

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>>72243571

>>72243648
One of my mates has a running gag that he comes and tells us he got so drunk this weekend that he fucked a 14 year old. He does it around every other week and gets good laughs everytime. Not everyone is a pussywipe like (You)

>>72243648
what if instead of that, i wrote to my actual audience of fringe members of society who were specifically interested in transgressive art that reflected this exact theme because i was writing in a specific context at a very different point in time? because that's what this was, n00b.

>>72243714
and if anyone in law enforcement got wind of his "joke" there would be an investigation into the claim because that's a crime called statutory rape
>>72243716
>sexual exploitation of children was art in the 80s!
I'm sure that defense would hold up in court

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>>72243432

>>72242789
I'm gonna do you one better, family. I'm going to report Albini to Chicago building inspectors because that property can't be zoned commercial and residential and if he's really living there then he's doing so illegally. We can't let another disaster like the Oakland warehouse fire happen can we?

>>72243546
Lol

>>72242789
Are you that lonely Steve

>>72244440
Savage

>>72244440
Is that really true? I think there has to be a certain number of people there or age restrictions etc.

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>>72244440
>A bunch of spineless 4chan mouthbreathers going one on one with Steve Albini and make him homeless