ITT: Roast A 10

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>muh Bonnie and Clyde

>>72225126
>looping jazz samples ad nauseum and adding static constitutes a 10/10 on /mu/

>>72225194
yeah, it just sounds like a collage of vintage dance jazz records.
5/10

>>72225257
>yeah, it just sounds like a collage of vintage dance jazz records.
this but 7/10

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>>72225126
muh yacht rock

>muh noise

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MY WIFE IS DEAD WAAAAH!!!!

>>72225126
Jan Jelinek does the "sampling old jazz records" thing much better and 1000x more creatively.

>>72225257
how dare an ambient record establish an atmosphere .

>>72225767
that's what i used to tell my mom whenver she thought my room was a mess
>mom i'm establishing an atmosphere

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They can somehow make the quieter parts seem as annoying as the loud parts

>>72225746
yeah but if he didn't name the album loop-finding jazz records you wouldn't even be making the comparison cuz who can tell what the samples are on that record ok. that being said I haven't even heard this caretaker album.

>>72225767
>>72225283
you've just been scaruffled!

>>72225916
That's why it's infinitely more interesting that he created those sounds out of that source material.

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only thing wrong with this album is Molina's unibrow