CUCKCHELLA - MILLION REASONS EDITION

Black girls in the front row literally crying for Gucci Mane

>>72210335
Gucci has no stage presence.

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>tfw you live in the Coachella Valley
>have to deal with these inept fucking drivers shitting up the area for the next three weeks

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DAY 2 RUNDOWN
>Chicano Batman rip it up with the help of the parking attendant from Ferris Bueller
>Shura sweats through a shaky performance with her sad pale green highlights
>Car Seat Headrest, a literal furry, rocks out with his insecurities out
>apparently RZA has a band with the guy from Interpol? it's eh
>The Atomics, a group of model siblings (who you know are doing unspeakable things with each other behind the scenes) get a band together for the apparent purpose of playing Britney Spears covers at Coachella
>Roisin Murphy covers her head in the dismembered corpses of the Muppets she's killed as she sings
>Little Dragon puts the dance back in epileptic seizures
>the guy from AFI grows a John Waters pedostache with a perm, joins No Doubt and attempts to become a Pet Shop Boy
>Moderat is pure kino, musically and visually
>Tory Lanez performs despite his mic being off
>Future is out of breath within 10 minutes, but brings the place down when Migos comes out. then Drake takes the set and cucks it out of Future's hands
>Schoolboy Q refuses to bring Kendrick out, does his verse for him
>chill dreampop vibes with Warpaint
>pudgy muslim with a bowl-cut and zero stage presence whatsoeber going by the name of Nav brags for a while while a crowd of millennials cheers for him, eventually is replaced by The Weeknd
>chill electropop vibes from Royksopp ft. /fit/qtness from iamwhoiami
>Bonnie Bear bringing them feels and peaceful messages throughout Coachella and /mu/
>DJ Snek and Garrix exposing their artistry at pre-recorded mixing, the former ft. Migos (again) and Lauryn Hill
>Gaga having it all: fascism, lesbians, upskirts, strong black men, gay black men, shonen fighting, hips, ass, iphone guitars, thighs, lovely piano ballads, you fucking name it
>Gucci ft. Migos & Lil Yachty hosting the most BLACKED Coachella audience ever, leaves the stage to his company as he goes to take a lil nap, summons P. Diddy near the end, certifies his status as a meme master

ITS NOT GUCCI
YAH

does anyone actually like puffy?

>half of Gucci's set is other people

I love this meme master.

you fucking linked in the wrong thread dumb ass

FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS METALLICA COVER HOLY AHITTTRRFFRTTTT GAGA QUEEEN

Gucci getting paid thousands to not even do his job. How can one man be so alpha?

ISNT DIDDY LIKE 57 NOW??? GTFO

>>72210457

why arent you there dont you get free tickets?

POKER FACE

OH SHIT

QUICK

hottes twink audience: GAGA or GUCCI?

MA MA MA MA

>>72210472
(cont.)
>Clasixx chill things out until tomorrow

POKER FACE YES

>>72210482
>literally nobody worth seeing
lmao cuckchella BTFO

MAMAMA MA

POKER FACE

Poker Face yesss, just need Paparazzi now

POKER FACE FFUUUCUCUCUCCJC

Her costume barely changed. that really took a whole karaoke song?

>no Mase

Diddy bringing the hits

MO MONEY MO PROBLEMS

BASED DIDDY AND GUCCI

>>72210514
She needed more lines

SHE HAS TO DO PAPARAZZI SHE'S DONE ALL HER HITS EXCEPT PAPARAZZI

Where's Cudi for poker face

>>72210335
diddy is absolutely terrible on stage. jesus

Lady Gaga should do a rap album

gucci confirmed /mu/tant

Diddy performing for Gucci lmao

Gucci hasn't been on stage for like 15 minutes of his own set. This nigga is based.

>>72210510
What about Toxic?

GHOST BIGGY WHEN

>>72210527
SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? HE DIDNT EVEN RAP A FULL BAR

RA RA

>took Gucci like 30 seconds to get back on stage

KEK

>MAKE SOME NOISE FOR GUCCI YALL LETS WAKE THIS NIGGA UP

oh shit

>Gucci's bro died

F
:(

>>72210535
is that some joanne shit?
no thanks

>all those white hands on Gucci's set
w e w

stream ded

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS THE REAL VERSION OF BAD ROMANCE

SHE STILL NEEDS TO PLAY JUDAS I WILL NOT REST UNTIL SHE DOES

>Bad Romance AGAIN

holy SHIT the madwoman

ayy

>Classixx is still playing
hahahahahahaha

>>72210527
>diddy is absolutely terrible

this is all you needed to say. always a coattail rider, no talent or personality of his own.

GUWOP SAVED COACHELLA

I can't handle that gunshot sample

man, I remember when Bad Romance came out
The entire world didn't matter, all that was important was what outrageous thing gaga would wear next...

So MVP of Coachella 2017 has been ASS right?

How you gon' start out your day, Gucci?

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>>72210535

imagine if she played Toxic by britney spears for some insane reason

pretty sure the entire crowd would lose its collective shit

White people are so corny. Always looking stiff

Who is this bootleg freddy mercury on classixx set

keep hoping for a sneaky labia slip

>>72210560
lol.

>>72210561
I literally think there was a full 5 minutes where the crowd didn't react one bit

nobody was like oh man diddy is here! nobody has ever done that

>>72210581
she glues her underwear to her vagina

>>72210577
its the dude from the scissor sisters

Gucci literally got other people to perform for a third of his set. What a fucking hero.

bedtime for meme Gucci

is Gucci balding? also seems to have put on a little weight again,
grampa guwop in 2018

...n-no paparrazi...

>>72210572
No one remembers that song.
She would need to sing Baby... One More Time.

WHY DIDNT SHE TALK ABOUT TRUMP

gucci ends his set 10 minutes early cause he's bored

WELL TODAY SUCKED

BUY MY SINGLE GUYS :DDD:DD

NO PAPARAZZI WTFFFFFFFFFFF

>>72210567
Gave some real feels m8
>I came here for the comments and left for the feels

>>72210584
that is actually more arousing, nice

NEW GAGA SINGLE ON ITUNES
BUY NOW
SHILL OUT

ENCORE

>>72210591

Both true. His hairline is elite but his actual hair has thinned which is weird

And yeah you can tell he has a gut vs shredded Gucci for the first few months out of jail

NO PAPARAZZI WHAT THE FUCK

>singing artpop and joanne shit over paparazzi

this is the only thing that had me bitter

NO PAPARAZZI
NO J U D AS ??? ???? ?
SHILLS NEW SINGLE
D R O P P E D

SHE BETTER DO SOME FUCKING ENCORE BULLSHIT AND DO PAPARAZZI GOD FUCKING DAMN

No Paparazzi What the fuck

Encoooooorrreeeee

PA PA PAPANAZI

IS THIS FUCKING JEW NOSED FUCKING WHORE NOT GIVING ME PAPARAZZI?

FUCK THIS COACHELLA

no fucking encore
just kill me

>classixx stil going on

lmao

WHERE'S PAPARAZZI GOD DAMMIT, FUCK SHIT ASS COCK DICKEJO QIE QWENJNEOEQEQASDSDQDQ

>>72210607
Why wouldn't she advertise her own song if she is releasing it tonight?

>no encore

Wow, what a shit headliner. Who the fuck does that?

>no paparazzi
aww
was still an amazing performance though

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA CLASIXX IS STILL FUCKING PLAYING

HAHAHA GAGA FANS BTFO

>implying you didnt already know day 3 was going to be the best day anyways

dont act surprised

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>tfw can't watch livestreams right now
>tfw can't participate in the memery
If I'm unable to watch the Kendrick show tomorrow I'm gonna kms

anyone good playing tomorrow?

>They never mention Justice during the promos.
This makes me mad and sad, really.

>>72210630
wouldn't be surprised if she did one but the shitty stream just didn't show it

fuck this shit, no paparazzi?

>that awkward cowboy at Classixx

What the fuck is going on over there?

>>72210629
Sorry I was making fun of myself there since everyone on 4chan always screams shill if you talk about anything.

Radiohead woulda played Paparazzi

>>72210637
Don't worry, Kendrick is the worst Coachella closer ever. Real talk here

>>72210636
not 1 interesting act tomorrow. day 1 was the only acceptable day and it was sparse. coachella has been dead since 2014

only classixx left to save the day

>>72210640
LORDE

Why didn't Gaga play Creep :(

JUSTICE TOMORROW

>>72210630
she did one

>>72210640
Kendrick Lamar and New Order

Tove Lo better show tiddy

I feel like this song by classixx is something they;'d play in j-crew

>>72210637
>saying kms
kys

>>72210640
kendick lameme

>>72210640
JUSTICE

>>72210640
Kendrick
New Order
Justice

All at the same time.

Oh, and Hans Zimmer, and Tove Lo('s tits).

>>72210640
Kendrick Lamar, Lorde, Hans Zimmer, New Order, Future Islands, DJ Kahled, and Justice

>>72210630
>left the stage
>came back for 1 more song
>not an encore

btw gucci did 3 encores

>>72210652
But I really want to see him perform DAMN. songs live

>>72210668
I heard the stream is delayed plus they know she flashes at that song so they prob will skip it

THE CURE IS ON SPOTIFY

Don't worry guys, Lorde will save this festival

>>72210664

New Order, Justice and Porter Robinson

>>72210640
Y'ALL FORGETTING PREOCCUPATIONS AND KAYTRANADA

>>72210679
If he performed PRIDE i'm gonna lose my shit

>>72210640
ezra furman and grouplove will be memeful, trust me on this.

>>72210670
What's wrong with that?

>>72210649
i almost feel bad for classixx
who decided to put them this late

yesterday was 8.9/10
today was 4/10
hoping for at least a 9.5/10 tomorrow

Gucci was on stage for the minimum amount of time to collect his paycheck and smoked in the back the rest of the time. He is truly a shitposter.

>>72210688
who?

>out tonight
what did Gagapoo mean by this?
I need a good dance song by LadyGa, and I need it NOW

>>72210689
>Porter Robinson

Literal garbage.

>>72210691
Same. Kind of makes me wish he was performing earlier, that's a very fitting song to play at sunset

I can't wait until Tove lo plays this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxMjxYzIT4o

AND


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGtdSto8o88

aaahhhhh
i missed futures bit
w-where can i find it

>>72210707
It's on spotify

i feel sad for clasixx

they were double teamed by two big names at 12 in the morning

>people actually like Frogde
the fuck

her only decent song is Royals and it's extremely overplayed

>>72210716
youtube has this insane tech where you can rewind. crazy but true

didn't play paparazzi, going to sleep now mad as hell

I predict people will tap to Tove lo tomorrow

see

>>72210712

>>72210717
listening now
sounds like some generic bieber/chainsmokers song
lady gaga is over for reals this time

how did we go from Alejandro and Paparazzi to this???

>>72210709

I know, i will be drunk as fug and shitpost here

Who is kenneth

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>Kendrick and New Order at the same time tomorrow night
Which one will you focus on?

>>72210723
not true, by the way

>>72210728
laughed way more than i should

damn nicholas jaar performed tonight but no stream

>>72210736
kenneth is kung-fu kenny duh

>>72210740
new order minimized window for the music
kendrick muted window for the memes

>>72210740
the correct answer is new order

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Good chance to see tits tomorrow if youtube doesn't censor it

>>72210740
Memendrick of course
New Order are a grandpa's band at this point for the /mu/ kiddies, and no good DAMN memes

>>72210740

New Order, just to see everyone shit on bernards voice

>>72210732
I keep listening and it keeps getting worse

HOW IS THIS WORSE THAN PERFECT ILLUSION AND APPLAUSE??????

WHY DID YOU BETRAY ME GAGA? FUCK YOU AND FUCK POP MUSIC

>>72210740

New Order

>>72210497
>Clasixx so chill people forgot they were even playing

>>72210740
new order. kendrick is not good

>>72210757
accidental boobage, as seen when the camera pans the crowd is ok with youtube, but if it is right there as the focus I don't think they like that

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Post yfw Migos interrupt every single set to perform Bad and Boujee

>>72210777

They did it 3 times tonight didn't they?

>>72210740
Kendrick, but I'll switch over to New Order every once in a while.

Looking at their most recent setlist, it looks like there are only three or so songs I'd like to hear.
http://www.setlist.fm/setlist/new-order/2017/radio-city-music-hall-new-york-ny-5be6e724.html

>>72210783
Yeah, at the Future, DJ Snake, and Gucci shows

>>72210723

I like ribs, a world alone and also kind of like white teeth teens (the backup vocals are great)

>>72210776
It goes one of two ways, imo.

If Tove Lo flashes her tits, that means YouTube is okay with it and will show it.

If Tove Lo doesn't flash her tits, that means YouTube was not okay with it.

Well, see ya tomorrow guys

wtf is hans zimmer gonna do

>>72210740
New Order

i acutally cant find futures bit
the video only rolls back 4 hours

>>72210809
jerk off into his own mouth

>>72210814
hope he drowns
thats what he gets for not refusing hellraiser after coil got turned off

>>72210809
Play the hits. Expect a cameo from Christopher Nolan who may drop some bars

>>72210457
PD here dude

>>72210823
oh wait that wasn't him
apologies

anyone have radiohead's set from yesterday ripped yet?

>>72210834
their set already got ripped up by the audio guy

>>72210834
Wondering the same
The faggots at plebbit haven't posted it either, this year nobody is doing it i guess

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>>72210855

>>72210855
reeeee

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>>72210855

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>>72210740
Justice
Hope someone else does and posts in this thread, or else I'll feel alone and sad

>>72211016
i'll be watching them too :)

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>>72211043
Thank you, kind anon!

how many hours til tomorrow kicks off?

do they stream next weekend too?