What are some of the worst lyrics in music history?

idk but that guy from cypress hill pissess me off

>>72208461
Their deadmau5 track is really good though.

>>72208461
I enjoy the fuck out of B-Real, but I get it lol.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBZwZ2dyjBY

>>72209242

>high on legal marijuana
>raised on biggie and nirvana

w e w

>>72209262
Mama mia and I see people act like she's the best artist around

>>72209242
The comments might actually be cringier than the song itself

>>72208427
outside of pop, kanyes last album

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1acEVmnVhI

It's hard to pick just one song by these guys though, all their songs have lyrics that make me cringe.

>>72208501
>Their deadmau5 track is really good
its twenty times better sans them. Cypress Hill took a shit on that track.

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>Water, fire, air and dirt
>Fucking magnets, how do they work?

(Hol’ up, bitch) sit down
(Hol’ up lil' bitch, hol’ up lil' bitch) be humble
(Hol' up, bitch) sit down
(Sit down, hol' up, lil’ bitch)
Be humble (bitch)
(Hol' up, hol' up, hol' up, hol' up) bitch, sit down
Lil' bitch (hol' up, lil' bitch) be humble
(Hol' up, bitch) sit down
(Hol' up, hol' up, hol' up, hol' up) be humble
(Hol' up, hol' up, hol' up, hol' up, lil' bitch) sit down
(Hol' up lil' bitch) be humble
(Hol' up, bitch) sit down
(Hol' up, sit down, lil' bitch)
(Sit down, lil' bitch, be humble)
(Hol' up, hol' up, hol' up, hol' up, lil' bitch) bitch, sit down
(Hol' up, bitch) be humble
(Hol' up, bitch) sit down
(Hol' up, hol' up, hol' up, hol' up)

the whole pure comedy album

That fucking "never had to knock on wood" song

jesus christ are those some retarded lyrics

>>72210500
This guy gets it

What the fuck is up? Uh, fuck the world, bust a nut I'm on this and that, and such and such It's ashes to ashes, dust to dust, come on Rock, rock, rock with a real nigga Everything I touch turn to gold, she a gold digger Shots, shots, shots, have a lil liquor Got the bitch taking shots like Reggie Miller Uh, Lil Weezy in this bitch ho She want the green light, let the bitch go I go hard, I go nuts, I go schizo And now they wanna copy me like ten-fo' Uh, I can't stop, I won't stop I got the pistol on me, I guess I went pop Now I'm free-falling, yeah, head first Red hat to the back like Fred Durst

Lil Wiener fucking sucks

>>72208427
Anything your mom sings when my dick isn't in her mouth. :)

>>72211105
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>72211111
Nice

>>72211111
completely and utterly wasted

>>72211111

SASQUATCH, GODZILLA, KING KONG, LOCH NESS, GOBLIN, GHOUL, A ZOMBIE WITH NO CONSCIENCE

>>72211111
Quints confirms anon is ass mad.

>>72208427
>Was it love, or was it the idea of being in love?
>Or was it the hand of fate that seemed to fit just like a glove?

>>72211111
10/10

>>72211111
Post-ironic quints

>>72208427
BOO BOO

>>72209242
Christ this is rough. So bland too, why is she popular?

>I let you feel like you the shit, but boy you can't out-fart me

-J. Cole

>>72209904
>found the unbleached asshole

>>72210538
Kendrick Lamar is not just a rapper. He is a jazz musician, a poet, a philosopher and an artist.
*calls wife's landline*

Cola low, on the beach
On the costa brava, with my Pepsi Cola
My only one regret
Yes, I've only one regret
I dropped my Pepsi Cola
Pepsi Cola all alone
With my Pepsi Cola
I drunk my Pepsi Cola
I drunk my Pepsi Cola
Way out there, swimming in the sea
I want another Pepsi
Way out there, swimming in the sea
I want another Pepsi
Another Pepsi Cola
Another Pepsi Cola
It's a real big Coke
It's a real big Coke
It's a real big

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdhVXoBcPgo

>Let me tell you about the life
>And how live when you a star
>Every single place you go
>The people run up to your car
>Everybody wants to talk
>Everybody wants to jive
>Everybody wants a hand shake
>Or want a high five
>And these ugly girls always got a friend that wanna talk to you
>Yahhh yahhh trick and your friend yahhh yahhh too
>I ain't got time for chit chat
>I'm tryin' to get this money
>So get up out my face
>You doo-doo head dummy

-soulja boy

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>>72211222
"You doo-doo head dummy" always gets me.

>I TOOK A WHITE BITCH TO STARBUCKS
>THAT LITTLE BITCH GOT HER THROAT FUCKED

Yeah, truly the pinnacle of lyricism so thought provoking

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>I WANNA HOLD YOUR HAND
>I WANNA HOLD YOUR HAAAAAAAAND
wow baka white people

"I got techniques dripping out my buttcheeks
Sleep on my stomach so I don't fuck up my sheets"

-Biggie

Remind me why people consider this guy the greatest or even a half decent lyricist?

>>72211337
>he has no sense of humor

>Only time will tell if we stand the test of time
Drives me up a wall.

>>72211337
this is actually hilarious lol. ease up anon.

>>72211349
>>72211369
Rap isn't about humor, it's a serious matter.

>>72211378
pooping the bed is a serious matter.

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>blow a fellow like a cello

>I'm just sittin' here makin' myself nauseous
>With this ugly food that stinks
- Rapper's Delight

>Let me tell ya a story of my situation
>I was talkin' to this girl from the U.S. nation
- Just a Friend

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>WHITE BOY ON THE BEAT ROCKIN' GUCCI SNEAKS
>ALL I DO IS WIN, CH-CH-CH-CHARLIE SHEEN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pt-LjF4IFI8

Girl your boobies look real nice to me tonight
Let's have a pillow fight, I know you're tight
Thats when we turn off the lights
Girl if you're from orange county I'll fuck you right
and I think J-dog might, If I'm nice
Thats when we turn off the lights
Undead

I be the J to the D, girls call from OC what are you doing?
I'll fuck you in your new Denali!
What a change.. cuz I fuck girls in alleys.. behind the Beauty Bar,
lets see how far we can go on a sexual safari
I got a dick like Kareem Abdul-Jabari
Now lets pray, go all the way,
your boyfriends gay, got his truck raised.. ain't I right?
Hey Shady.. (what?) let's have a pillow fight..
I'm a sex robot sent back from the fucking future
FUCK GIRLS DEEP, STICK IT IN THEIR POOPER

I'm like the Brad Pitt of scene movies
Take off that shirt and let me see them B boobies
I like C boobies, D boobies, Z boobies..
sad boobies, mad boobies, clean boobies, mean boobies
I get pissed when the haters try and cock block
I get drunk an touch Tila in her hot spot
It's Charlie Scene, let me drink from your flask,
put on my mask and fuck you in the ass
Hey Charlie, how many girls you takin' home tonight?
My dicks sinned so much it should be crucified like Jesus Christ
BEEP BEEP hey, you girls need a ride? GET INSIDE!
I pull out my skin sword on the dance floor
rub it on your butt cheeks and watch it transform
You BETTER put out, DON'T MAKE ME HATE YOU..
Or I'll do the Michael Jackson and I'mo RAPE YOU!

Hey what is that? Is that a guy or a girl?
HEY FAGGOT!
Shut the fuck up, you want me..
Bitches get mad that I swallow more cum than they can
Wanna give me a hand? Cuz I'll deep throat your dad
Then he'll cum on my face.. before I go on MySpace
An every guy wants my lipstick smeared on his nutsac
Let's play Barbie and shove Ken's dick in my ass..
Or you can be R. Kelly an pee on me
Just don't get it on my plastic surgery

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>>72211493
also this:

I like boys and girls and rockstars
Even virgins wanna come into my snack bar.
Don't hate me because I fucked your favorite band.
Beer bottle in my pussy, Let's do a keg stand (bing).
And let me show you how to sit on that dick.
America's Next Top Model, Click Click.
I'm the ringleader Girls follow my trends.
Got Hannah Montana doing anal with my friends.
Pull my hair, Scratch my back, Beat me like Rihanna.
I love ass to mouth and black cock like Obama, what?
We showed you how to turn off the lights
So give me some fucking Twilight neck bites.
Deuce is going to get your coochie real loose
So I'm a line up your men and play duck duck goose.

MACARONI NIGGAS

IMPASTAS

>>72211563
Who said this? Read that cracked me up that shits funny.

>>72211576
andre 3000

>Fear of the dark, fear of the dark
>I have a constant fear that something's always near
>Fear of the dark, fear of the dark
>I have a phobia that someone's always there
So unclever

>>72208427
1 2 3 4 5
I am the greatest rapper alive

>>72208427
>If I gotta go hard on a bitch imma make it look sexy

>>72208427
Any mainstream rap

>>72211943
>not knowing that's a reference to the opening of a Dickens short story which calls into question the artifice of any creation
Just can't help some people.

the whole of California by grimes

>>72212002
more like california by childish gambino

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>>72209313
found this gem

>>72208427
Dance Gavin Dance consistently have the worst lyrics of any band.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=od_ghJbHNKU

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>>72211128
Fucking this

Jay-Z has some real duds

>>72210934
'The Impression That I Get'

>>72211128
Everyone but Nikki was absolute shit on that track.

>>72210500
who is this

>>72211128
LOVE
O
V
E

>>72214743
underage b&

>>72211563
Straight up GOAT

SUCKIN' ON A CHILI DOG

OUTSIDE A TASTEE-FREEEEEEEEEEEZ

Brought him food from Panera Bread
Snorin son rolled out of bed

>>72210463
This famalam

>>72215212
Do you really not get it? Holy shit

>>72211430
My man you can't tell me you don't love the part of Rapper's Delight where they talk about eating dinner at a friend's house

DON'T TOTE NO TWENTY-TWOS
MAGNUM COST ME TWENTY-TWO
SAT IT ON THEM TWENTY-TWOS
BIRDS GO FOR TWENTY-TWO
LIL MAMA SUPER THICK
SHE SAY SHE TWENTY-TWO
SHE SEEN THEM TWENTY-TWOS
WE IN ROOM TWO TWENTY TWO

>>72208427
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKtrWU4zaaI
>Life, oh life, oh life, oh life,
>Doo, doot doot dooo.
>Life, oh life, oh life, oh life,
>Doo, doot dooo

>I'm afraid of the dark,
>'specially when I'm in a park
>And there's no-one else around,
>Ooh, I get the shivers
>I don't want to see a ghost,
>It's a sight that I fear most
>I'd rather have a piece of toast
>And watch the evening news

>Life, oh life, oh life, oh life,
>Doo, doot doot dooo.
>Life, oh life, oh life, oh life,
>Doo, doot dooo

>I'm a superstitious girl,
>I'm the worst in the world
>Never walk under ladders,
>I keep a rabbit's tail
>I'll take you up on a dare,
>Anytime, anywhere
>Name the place, I'll be there,
>Bungee jumping, I don't care!

>Life, oh life, oh life, oh life,
>Doo, doot doot dooo.
>Life, oh life, oh life, oh life,
>Doo, doot dooo

>So after all is said and done
>I know I'm not the only one
>Life indeed can be fun,
>If you really want to
>Sometimes living out your dreams,
>Ain't as easy as it seems
>You want to fly around the world,
>In a beautiful balloon

>Life, oh life, oh life, oh life,
>Doo, doot doot dooo.
>Life, oh life, oh life, oh life,
>Doo, doot dooo

Top that

There's this.

https://youtu.be/wWLhrHVySgA

>Let's Marvin Gaye and get it on

I know that I must do what's right
As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti

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>>72215822
Thanks for reminding me of the existence of that song

>>72210538
That isn't a bad lyric at all, it's a pretty nice hook actually for a braggadocious hip hop song

If you want bad Kendrick lyrics look at The Heart Part IV.

"1,2,3,4,5, I am the greatest rapper alive"
"Donald Trump is a chump"

Here lies Dylan McFadden
He died of dysentery in 1875
If he did not have dysentery
He would have likely lived a longer life

>>72214758
I DUN GED ENUFOF IT

"Listen, I know
This one's a contradiction because of how happy it sounds
But the lyrics are so down"

-Twenty One Pilots

>My brother knows Karl Marx
>He met him eating mushrooms in the public >park
>He said: "What do you think of my manifesto?"
>"I like your manifesto, put it to the testo"
>Took me down to meet the anarchist party
>Met a groovy guy, he was arty farty
>Said: "I know a little Latin, a kissen an a kai
>Said: "I dunno what it means", I said: "Neither do I"
>Eat natural food baked twice daily
>Fill your nostrils up with gravy
>Don't drink tea and don't drink coffee
>Cover your chin in Yorkshire toffee

So bad they're actually good

>I'll crush a mound up on your birthday cake
>With your whole family there watching
>Or at your Aunt Viv's wake
>Line up some blow on your titties
>And blow the rest in your face
>If you're not turning up
>Then your whole life's a disgrace
>I like the self-destructive girls
>Where the fucks be all missin'
>When you get home and I'm high
>I don't wanna hear no bitching
>This is the modern man
>Modern plan future transition
>Worship the work and the product
>American joy division

>>72216005
THIS IS NOT RAP
THIS IS NOT HIP HOP
JUST ANOTHER ATTEMPT TO MAKE THE VOICES STOP

Linkin Park has always had cringy lyrics in some of their songs, but the lyrics to "heavy".....Wow. They literally must have wrote them in 15 fucking minutes. Pathetic showing.

Oh hi Mark
How's your sex life
I love Lisa so much
I asked her to be my life
Want to throw the football around?
I'm the coolest mofug in this town
But I'm so fed up with this world
Cheep Cheep
Oh hi Mark
You are tearing me apart!

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>>72215822

>>72216030
Holy shit, that's 'where's me jumper'. Had that single when I was a kid

>>72216101
>And my mother will be so, so angry
>And my brother will be so, so angry
>And my girlfriend will be so, so angry
>And my dog will be so, so angry

>>72208427
be humble ( hol' up)

how strange it is to be anything at all

>>72209242
That was so bad

>>72216030
>So bad they're actually good
I don't think it counts if that's actually the point

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>>72211248
>NOW IF I FUCK THIS MODEL
wow baka black people

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>>72211111
checked

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>Spotify
>Search Hopsin
>Any song

>>72211430
Just a friend is a great song though, and those lyrics ain't even half bad if you compare them to some real shitty shit...like Halsey or Taylor Swift or whatnot.

>When I was a very small boy
>Very small boys talked to me
:^)

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>>72217566
i bought a song on itunes from him while in highschool. I have so many regrets in my past.

>>72217625
love that song but that has always made me cringe

THE RAINDROPS
THE RAINDROPS
THE RAINDROPS
THE RAINDROPS
THE RAINDROPS
THE RAINDROPS

>>72215868
Oh come on this line is GOAT

>>72217738
pleb
go back to Drake

>>72217738
this is one of the best parts of the album tho

>>72211430
The drums on Just a Friend are God-tier

>A saa noo na

>Have you ever had sex with a pharoooh
>ehh I put the pussy in a sarcophagus

>>72217772
>>72217794
>Thom describes the weather in England
wow so deep

>>72211199
I like this song

>>72214743
Insane Clown Posse, pretty sure the track is Miracles

>>72215822
I can't think of anything worse than this

>>72211493
don't they also have a song where the chorus states that one of them "has a weenie that he likes to show"?

They’re selling postcards of the hanging

They’re painting the passports brown

The beauty parlor is filled with sailors

The circus is in town

Here comes the blind commissioner

They’ve got him in a trance

One hand is tied to the tight-rope walker

The other is in his pants

And the riot squad they’re restless

They need somewhere to go

As Lady and I look out tonight

From Desolation Row

>>72208427

a doodooda a doodooda is all I want to say to you

J.COLE


Bitches always on my dick, I wear a condom when I shit.
- On & On

Shittin on niggas like a nigga was still a baby.
- The Come Up

Motherfucker, I'm the shit, I pass gas when I feel.
- Sky Boy

Aye this is big shit poppin', you gon' need a plunger.
- Heartache

They say I'm like the human body, I produce my own shit.
- Royal Flush

They light a fire under my ass nigga my shit hot, even if you squatted under volcanoes nigga your shit not.
- Waterbreak

These niggas thinking they the shit and they ain't even farted yet.
- Last Call

I be shitting on my niggas and my dough be farting.
-The One

Nigga, eat a dick, we the shit, no flushing.
- Disgusting

You wanna know how I know I'm the shit? 'Cause I keep clogging up the toilet.
-Disgusting

I'm on that shit as if I was the flies.
-Premeditated Murder

I potty train niggas, yeah, this that teach you 'how to shit'.
- Bun B For President

I'm the shit, you the stools.
- Wireless Festival 2010 Freestyle

You the shit only cause I digested you niggas.
- See It To Believe It

I let you feel like you the shit, but boy you can't out-fart me.
- Dollar & A Dream III

Swallowed the key to my cell, which means,
I got an impossible lock to pick,
And if you want my spot you gotta go through lots of shit.
- The Cure

Now they tell me “man you like the realest shit I ever smelt."
- The Cure

f--k is that smell? I smell bullshyt, it must be an election year.
- Get Free

I'm the shit you the shit stains.
- Backstage verse at Kendrick Lamar show

Grew up in this bitch without a pot to piss, no toilet, how ironic, I took a lot of shit
- Tears For ODB

She put up with this shit like she work at the zoo, true
- Sparks Will Fly

If your shit don't stink, nigga, my ship won't sink
- Revenge Of The Dreamers

Straight shitting on these piss poor rappers, I'm back
- Everybody Dies

What's that smell, where's your diaper shit here
- She's Mine Pt. 2

>>72208427
Anything written by nigger monkeys

>>72211337

"You look so good huh, I suck on your daddy's dick"

Biggie was hilarious

>"i met this little girly, her hair was kinda curly"

>>72208427
I keep it 300 like the romans

>It feels so unnatural, Peter Gabriel too

Don stepped outside
It felt good to be alone
He wished he was drunk
He thought about something he said
And how stupid it had sounded
He should forget about it
He decided to piss, but he couldn't
(A plane passes silently overhead)

The streetlights, and the buds on the trees, and the night, were still

It finally came, he took a deep breath
It made him feel strong, and determined
To go back inside

The light
Their backs
The conversations
The couples, romancing, so natural
His friends stare
With eyes like the heads of nails
The others
Glances
With amusement
With evasion
With contempt
So distant
With malice
For being a sty in their engagement
Like swimming underwater in the darkness
Like walking through an empty house
Speaking to an imaginary audience

And being watched from outside by
Someone without a key

He could not dance to anything
Don left
And drove
And howled
And laughed
At himself
He felt he knew what that was

Don woke up
And looked at the night before
He knew what he had to do
He was responsible
In the mirror
He saw his friend

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>>72219589
Jeez, who wrote this shitshow.

>>72211471
Radke is my favorite musical goof

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SUCKING ON A DING DONG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92XVwY54h5k&ab_channel=FueledByRamen

>>72211493
>I like C boobies, D boobies, Z boobies..
>sad boobies, mad boobies, clean boobies, mean boobies
This sounds like fucking dr. seuss

>>72219614
Some guys in thier early 20s in a band called Slint lol

>>72209904
Kanyes lyrics are notoriously meh-tier but his production is notoriously god-tier.

>>72219718
Slint? more like shit hahahaha

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>>72210538
>posting a hook as an example of bad lyrics and not a verse

>>72211128
Yeah that's terrible but the worst part is that corny, LOVE! I don't get enough of it! sequence. That shit was awful.

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As Elvis Costello said; "Was it a millionaire who said "imagine no possessions"?"

>>72213620
not kanye

>>72217566
That verse about him having to wear a diaper because he shits on other rappers, Jesus Christ

>>72219859
this thing people say is pretty retarded. what's he supposed to do with all his money? give it to other people? then the other people would own it. or hypothetically if he had cashed his whole fortune and burnt it instead, wouldn't he be an ass for destroying the money his fans payed to hear his music, or rather, wouldn't people hate him for not giving it away?
idc about john lennon, or private property or any serious shit, imagine sucks if you ask me, but when people resent him for having money despite being one of the most successful pop artists of all time i think they are the hypocrites

>>72208427
She suck on that dick on the plane and I just called her airhead
I just went hunting I found me a rabbit I picked out the carrots

>>72220357

Its because hes a self involved fatalist. His utopia would be a nightmare and he obviously wants others to change and not himself.

>>72218650
>I be speaking swaghili
Yeezus was full of GOAT lines

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>be in 9th grade
>friend is shitting himself over this song
>DUDE THIS SONG IS SOOO GOOD YOU GOTTA LISTEN TO THE LYRICS MANN

>And I'm a famous rapper
>Even when the paths are all crookedy
>I can show you how to do-si-do
>I can show you how to scratch a record

>Me and my friend saw a platypus
>Me and my friend made a comic book

>mfw

>>72220470

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8MOs54vIU8

forgot link

>>72220400
as i said, i could not care less about john lennon, but the whole "he's a millionaire so everything he says is bullshit" discoruse pretty obviously comes from a pedantic standpoint where the implication is "he doesn't deserve to be so rich and if i had his money i would act better", grossly overlooking the fact that he earned his fortune through one of the most notorious careers in pop music and that he became one of the most influential people of his time

>>72219766
>a hook cannot have bad lyrics
fuck off musiclet

CREDIT CARD DECLINED UNEMPLOYMENT LINE

>>72220470
>>72220489
handlebars is great you fucking pleb

>>72220540

I dont care about his money.

When some people become rich and famous, they think they can condescend and tell people how live as if we were gutter rats or think they speak for us. 'Working Class Hero' is a phony song.

>>72220570
Shave My Pussy?

>we bitch and we fight
>diss each other on sight
- David Gilmour on the final track on Pink Floyd's final album

>>72217879
Me too

>>72219737
>NOW IF I FUCK THIS MODEL

>>72220723
>AND SHE JUST BLEACHED HER ASSHOLE

>>72220624
this is exactly what i'm talking about, i don't think you understood what i said. basically you call him a phony from the comfort of your leisure, presumably because you're envious of his wealth and fame, which makes you the "phony"

>>72220794

All im saying is that there are people who want to tell you how to live who dont practice what they preach. Furthermore, what he has to say is garbage. Call me jealous all you want but its much more obnoxious coming from a shallow entertainer.

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>>72218385
does he have a fucking scat fetish?

1 2 3 4 5

I AM THE GREATEST RAPPER ALIVE

>>72220890
i'm not trying to call you out for being jealous, i'm just saying that when you or anyone go on about rightfully rich and famous people not practicing what they preach, you are doing the same.

>>72212002
What's wrong with California? Do you not like people being mean to Pitchfork?

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>>72211111

>>72211111
NUMBERS

>>72215747
underrated
this might actually be the worst lyrics of all time

>>72221083

Who's a man that we admire?
Johnny Carson is a real live wire.
Who's a man that we admire?
Johnny Carson is a real live wire.
Who's a man that we admire?
Johnny Carson is a real live wire.
Who's the man that we admire?
Johnny Carson is a real live wire.

[spoiler]i actually like this song[/spoiler]

>[Intro: spoken]
>Where's the Bentley at, I've been waiting for like 20 minutes now, ugh, God
>Oh my, oh my God, I'm gonna meet such hot guys tonight

>[Verse 1]
>Friday night, time to get drunk
>Go to the party, time to get drunk
>Arrive in the Clio, get driven by a hunk
>Straight to the bedroom, driven by a hunk
>Plenty of boys in the yard
>One look at me and they get hard
>I'm so ready to bone, like Medusa on a party phone
>DJ, DJ, DJ DJ DJ
>Slow it down for an epic BJ
>Thanks, man, so glad you came
>I think I love you, what's your name?
>Don't leave yet, we're having fun
>Friday night, #1

>[Chorus]
>Friday night, Fri-Fri-Friday night
>Friday night, we're so drunk tonight
>Friday night, Fri-Fri-Friday night
>Friday night, get a hunk tonight
>Friday night, Fri-Fri-Friday night
>Friday night, we're so drunk tonight

>[Verse 2]
>Get to the club at 2am
>I'm gonna bang loads of men
>Know the bouncer, skip the queue
>Fuck the list, it's me and you
>The club is banging, so am I
>Banging, banging, banging, banging
>Banging, banging loads of guys
>Unzip the trousers, what a surprise
>In the bathroom, sucking dick
>Thanks for cumming, that was quick
>Quicker than the other guys
>Friday night, wet surprise
>Leave the club, 2am
>Banging banging loads of men
>In the Clio, drive me home
>Friday night, I'm on my own

>[Chorus]

>[Bridge: spoken]
>Hi, sorry I can't get to the phone right now, but leave a message and I'll definitely get back to you later

>Hey hon, I brought you a couple of Sambuca Red Bulls tonight, and uh, I, I just wanted to know if you wanted to come back to my studio

>Hey babe, it's me, Mark, uh, we got a couple of blue WKDs and went to the bathroom. I couldn't see you after, I think I saw you with another guy. Uh, let me know what's up, give me a call, okay, bye

>Hey, hi, it's the DJ from earlier tonight, I'm going to Ministry now and there's a, yeah, wondered if you wanna come along or something, maybe later we could bang, so yeah, hit me up

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>>72221212
Just kidding, I love the lyrics to this.

>>72210902
This

Every Black Sabbath lyric, but especially:

>Generals gathered in their masses,
>just like witches at black masses.

>hi this song is called vietnam because sometimes you're in love and it's like a war

>>72221237
>cue 20 replies identifying with the image
That's exactly like you because most of these things are applicable to most people.

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>>72218385
>I let you feel like you the shit, but boy you can't out-fart me
>out-fart me

>>72220551
Hooks are supposed to be repeated and usually short. They're pretty good lyrics too, honestly.

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>>72220470
>I can split the atom of a molecule

>Did the man who invented college go to college? Hm, okay den

>>72223194
Listening to his albums was such a disappointment after watching that performance of Prisencolinensinainciusol.

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I'm always waiting by the phone
I can't wait for you to get home
I'm always crazy when I miss you
I'm always lazy when I miss you
And even though you are my guy
I always freak when I get high
I'm always crazy when I miss you
I'm always lazy when I miss you

>>72211243

It's supposed to be blunt.

>>72223550
Really?

>>72210902
this t b q h

>>72208427
CLOSING TIIIIME
>every new beggining starts where some other beggining enddds
>Time for you to go out to the places you will be frooom

I want to curbstomp that faggot

>>72215747
That's pretty bad

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I'm stoned in the mall again
Terminally bored
Shuffling round the stores
And shoplifting is getting so last year's thing
Xbox is a god to me
A finger on the switch
My mother is a bitch
My father gave up ever trying to talk to me
Don't try engaging me
The vaguest of shrugs
The prescription drugs
You'll never find
a person inside

I met a girl named Chandra, from way down yonder
The apple of my eye had a Snapple and some fries
Forgot the ketchup, that's when I pressed up
"I've been watching you mowing your lawn"
The thoughts were flowin', while I'm holding her palm
"Hey what's that on your menu?", from there we continued
And talk about this and that we chit and chat
Sipped on the Coke then I stroked her back
As she giggled and I wiggled to the bra
She said "nah!", that's when I noticed her Pa
Big Tank, who did nothing but the spank
At parties, drink Bacardi and didn't think
Just act silly, with his brother Willy
Another hillbilly gettin' ill with the Philly
And moonshine, but it's a new time of day
On the stoop doing the Patty Duke
OK, it's like that old flip flaps through the shower caps
The platform shoes to Apple Jacks
Chub chub!!

>>72208427
Bilbo baggins

I wish I found some better sounds no one's ever heard
I wish I had a better voice that sang some better words
I wish I found some chords in an order that is new
I wish I didn't have to rhyme every time I sang

>>72211111
lol

>>72211136
man, Gilmour can't write lyrics for shit

>>72208427
Oh, I get the shivers
I don't want to see a ghost,
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news

>sasquatch in a bin bag
>sasquatch in a bin bag
>it's no suprise

>nosebleed in a pound shop
>nosebleed in a pound shop
>spitting flies

OKAY BITCH IT'S WEEZER AND IT'S WEEZY

>>72211430
>Shitty on Biz Markie
You god damn pussy footed faggot.

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SOMETIMES I FEEL VERY SAD/SOMETIMES I FEEL VERY SAD/SOMETIMES I FEEL VERY SAD/SOMETIMES I FEEL VERY SAD

>>72218650
>falling for the 300 meme

300 in Roman numerals= CCC
CCC = cool, calm, collected

DID

>>72225086
>300 bitches, where the trojans
Okay

>>72219589
This made me laugh too hard

>>72210934
When I went on a trip to my friend's family's country home, their next door neighbour's blasted this song on repeat for 5 hours. from 7am to midday.

I still get triggered thinking about it.

>>72225127
>not knowing the difference between a full stop and a comma

Wew lad

>All that can't be seen watching me watching >me watch them watch me
>Try not to dwell on my cell, my empty shell >shedding me
>(Where you runnin' now?)
>Artificial death in the west-east
>Pyramids on deck (shine)
>(Where you runnin' now?)
>No matter where I turn (Shut down! Shut >down!)
>Everyone's a runaway (Where you runnin' >now?)
lol is this steven berbis guy fucking retarted?

>I don't wanna know, know, know, know
>Who‘s taking you home, home, home, home
>And loving you so, so, so, so
>The way I used to love you, no
>I don't wanna know, know, know, know
>Who's taking you home, home, home, home
>And loving you so, so, so, so
>The way I used to love you, oh
>I don't wanna know
I fucking hate this song

>>72225867
thanks for triggering me, dude.

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>show me something natural like ass with some stretch marks

Vile

>>72220723
>>72220758
This line is hilarious and extremely memorable, what's the problem with it.

My mind warps and bends, floats the wind, count to ten
Meet the twin André Ben, welcome to the lion's den
Original skin many men comprehend
I extend myself so you go out and tell a friend
Sin all depends on what you believing in
Faith is what you make it, that's the hardest shit since MC Ren
Alien can blend right on in with your kin
Look again, cause I swear I spot one every now and then
It's happening again, wish I could tell you when
André, this is André, y'all are just gon' have to make amends

>>72226015
When did he turn into J. Cole?

I'm waving my dick in the wind
I'm waving my dick in the wind
If it all goes right
I'll be in your arms tonight
But I'm waving my dick in the wind

Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow

>>72210500
Name?

>>72211128
Agreed, he spends way too much time naming creatures kek

>>72226196
ICP miracles

>>72210500
>AND I DON'T WANNA TALK TO A SCIENTIST
>Y'ALL MOTHERFUCKERS ARE LYIN' AND GETTING ME PISSED
Literally /pol/

>>72218114
Everywhere I Go

The Mae Shi: WOOOAAAHHHH!

Here we go, cause we're Fanboy & Chum Chum!
A little cuckoo, Fanboy & Chum Chum
We're amazing, totally crazy
Fanboy, Chum Chum, come on, everybody, sing!

We're gonna scream at the top of our lungs!
We're gonna fly and have some fun!
We don't care, if you stare, I mean, look at our underwear!

BRAAAAAIIIIIN FREEEEEEEZZZE! Ooooooooh...BRAIN FREEZE!

Buh-buh-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, Buh-buh-ba-ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba
Blah blah, blah blah, buh-buh-ba-ba-ba-ba-blah!


So come and scream at the top of your lungs!
Come and fly and have some fun!
Buh-buh-blah, buh-buh-blah, buh, blah, blah, Fanboy & Chum Chum!

Chum Chum: Ohhhhhh!

Fanboy: That's nice!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAzLCyp_BZI
this is the worst that music has ever given us

>>72218385
He has to have a scat fetish

>>72220693
KEK

Pink Floyd in a nutshell

Cake cake Cake cake Cake cake Cake cake Cake cake Cake cake Cake cake Cake cake Cake cake Cake cake Cake cake Cake cake

>>72221212
hot

>>72226150
That song actually tells a pretty cool story despite its initially crude lyrics

>>72210500
Name of the chick?

>>72220470
IN A HOLOCAUST
IN A HOLOCAUST
IN A HOLOCAUST
IN A HOLOCAUUUUUUUUUUUSSSTTT

>>72226629
its her most powerful song

>>72210538
u r rong kys

>suck a nigga dick for an iphone 6
Lil Wayne

>>72211128
Don't forget
>LOVE I don't get enough of it
Then later calls out rappers for putting their feelings in the air

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>>72208427
Did they posted it yet?

>>72209242
>raised on Biggie and Nirvana
I hate 90's kids so fucking much

>>72218287
but anon these lyrics are actually really great

>>72225867
It's catchy you fuck

>>72220400
did you ever think he wasn't being serious?

the whole message of the song was that this utopia would be great in theory but probably wouldn't happen

also in one live version he sang "imgaine no possesions i wonder if I can"

>>72211111
top

HER STORIES ARE BORING AND STUFF

>>72220890
you do sound pretty jealous m8

and plus the beatles were street scum from liverpool who became billionaires and wrote some great songs why cant you you just be happy for them?

>>72221023
its not being "mean" to pitchfork, its just obnoxious and self-obsessed

>Talking to the songbird yesterday
>Flew me to a place not far away
>She's a little pilot in my mind
>Singing songs of love to pass the time

>ADOBE SLABS

>>72211387
WHO POOPED THE BED

>>72219589
Found the pleb.

>>72208427
>"I want your flowers like babies want god's love"
Iron & Wine usually was pretty good about lyrics too but that shit ruins the whole song every time

Girl, I respect the cat.

i love my motorola
i love my motorola
i love my motorola
I LOVE MY MOTOROLA

BITCHES SUCK MY DICK BECAUSE I LOOK LIKE JK ROWLING

Using 2chainz is probably cheating
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nd7J8aLEj8E

>I am so hot
>I need a fever reducer
>If you don't like me
>Then you do not like the truth

>>72208571
I think he's talking about Mugs
>INSAAAANE GOT NO BRAAAAIIN

YES I'M LONELY
WANNA DIE

IN THE MORNING
WANNA DIE
IN THE EVENING
WANNA DIE

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>Subway is a porn

>>72228363
She was born in like 1994.

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I'm tired of y'all, cause everybody lied to y'all
And you believe it? Recognize them false achievements
It's treason and I'm Tylenol, I knock out when you knock it off
Knock on the doors of opportunity, I'm too involved
I'm no activist, I'm no Einstein before calculus
I was kicking that math, dropping that science
Like an alchemist, and I be kicking that ass, lyrically I'm UFC
If a UFO had came for me, I'mma come back with the head of an alien
Don't alienate, my dreams, get it right
Get a life, I got two, that's a metaphor for the big shit I do
Boy, TMI, TSA, man I'm fly, put wings on my back
That a plane or angel? Both like a pilot with a halo, whoa... gross

If these walls could talk, they’d tell me to swim good
No boat, I float better than he would
No life jacket, I’m not the God of Nazareth
But your flood can be misunderstood
Walls telling me they full of pain, resentment
Need someone to live in them just to relieve tension
Me, I’m just a tenant
Landlord said these walls vacant more than a minute
These walls are vulnerable, exclamation
Interior pink, color coordinated
I interrogated every nook and cranny
I mean, it's still amazing, before they couldn’t stand me
These walls want to cry tears
These walls happier when I’m here
These walls never could hold up
Every time I come around, demolition might crush

I was gonna kill a couple rappers, but they did it to themselves
Everybody's suicidal, they ain't even need my help
This shit is elementary, I'll probably go to jail
If I shoot at your identity and bounce to the left
Stuck a flag in my city, everybody's screamin' "Compton!"
I should probably run for mayor when I'm done, to be honest
And I put that on my mama and my baby boo too
Twenty million walkin' out the court buildin', woo woo!

>>72218385
I haven't said 'lol wut' in a while

>>72220470
I CAN RIDE MY BIKE WITH NO HANDLEBARS
Takes me back tbqh

>>72211185
"I want to fold clothes for you" -J Cole

if someone says macarthur park i will gouge their eyes out

>>72208427
Steely Dan is great, but
>Is there gas in the car?
>Yes, there's gas in the car
Has got to be the supidest lyric I've ever heard

DID

>>72235664
And yet just as cancerous as 90's kids.

>>72210902
> "Bedding Taylor Swift every night inside the Oculus Rift"

>>72215897
Still not bad lyrics.

>>72209262
jesus christ this makes my teeth grind

>>72208427
BLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLO

>>72237697
Hot Head's lyrics are fucking god tier

>>72237763
SELF INFLICTED

my friend is from poland and um he has a beard

>>72237864
BUT YOU KNOW ME

>I was gonna clean my room
>Until I got high
Wow...

>how long must we fold by hand
>the nuns are burning wheels again
>dent of mattress to make it bare
>Come clean with the anecdote
If no one's gonna understand your lyrics anyway you could at least write some bullshit that rhymes.

>>72228769
she said in an interview that song was a diss track about pitchfork you cuckold

>>72211493
>My dicks sinned so much it should be crucified like Jesus Christ
nice

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>WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?