Daily reminder this sold over 12 million copies

That makes me kind of blue

>>72183853
Happy Birthday, Jesus.
Hope you like crap!

more like kind of blew

Two times better also.

>>72184314
anon you made me choke on some food apologize.

>>72183853
yeah when you buy starbucks equity in the late 90s you're probably going to have the money to market your shitty music

1. 12 million nervous soccer moms that were disillusioned and zombified by coffee and downers bought that album as a "companion" to their nightly wine chugging contest
2. I can step on 12 million ants and it's still not an accomplishment
3. White people simply "sell" more, the "this is a white guy?" reaction upon hearing or seeing a white person in an environment where a white person is not commonly found creates a mystique, which in turn creates curiosity, which in turn creates interest which in turn results in productivity and sales.

>>72184314
solid.

What demographic of people even listen to smooth jazz?

>>72185263
somewhat metropolitan old people
soccer moms in the late 90s
people who think this is what all jazz is and just put it on in the background of videos or other garbage

>>72185263

Literally everyone owns a Kenny G. It is perfect background music. You do not need any kind of interest in jazz to find it "nice."

Only a completely alienated Pitchfork teen would wonder out loud "what kind of people listen to Kenny G?" Leave your room and go downstairs, your mom probably has this record.

>>72185263
The prototype smooth jazz listener is a middle aged white guy with some money, approximately 56, chases 30 or 40 something women that are just as despondent as he is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g72A9dVV18M

kelpy g is better than kenny g

>>72183853
good

so what

>>72185263
Chinese people. Trust.

>>72185337
>soccer moms in the late 90s

Kevin if you're reading this i fucked your mother throughout all of our high school and college years.
She was amazing as sucking cock.