Nu Male hate thread

is animal collective proto nu male or first wave nu male

sam hyde voted for trump and can't afford health care lmao

>>72143448
hey i follow that man too

>>72143460
and what is nu male

>>72143468
haha not everybody can leech off mommy and daddy like you champ

>>72143468
nu male is no longer a strictly political term, it's used to refer to sniveling mouthbreathing fake betas

in all likelihood Sam Hyde is a nu male

>>72143486
I'm actually leeching off of my job, too bad Sam Hyde can't since his career is dead

r stevie moore is pretty nu male

describe what a numale is then and more numales bands

i guess its like the polar weak side to buttrocker fans?

Car Seat Headrest > R. Stevie Moore

Not a fan of any of the other artists listed though

>>72143492
>fake betas
..what
so a more aggressive "normie"?

>>72143495
he took it like a man bud. hes working at starbucks now

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>>72143507
>>72143483

>>72143522
LMAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOO

you alt-right cucks are hilarious I swear

>>72143522
Doesn't that make him the ultimate nu male? Oh how the turntables

>>72143522
>he took it like a man bud
Men don't cry at/about other coworkers over being fucked over with zero proof

Pretty progressive of him to take on a female stereotype at his own trait though

>>72143522
Don't STEM / Business major alt right types make fun of people studying arts by telling them they're gonna be a barista at a coffee shop when they're older? Lel

>>72143460
>>72143483
listen to hollindagan, danse manatee, HCTI

nu-males cant make that kind of music

>>72143530
Does anybody apart from /v/ 14 year olds find this meme funny?

>>72143605
/pol/ 30 year olds

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>>72143448
R Stevie is a literally who wrinkled old fuck that only con artists like Ariel Pink worships

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>>72143530
Is this guy nu-male? he has a beard sjw cuck exposed

>>72143576
he went to an art school dumbass. he only preaches STEM because he went thru it all and ended up with no money.

>>72143626
That doesn't change anything really, he's still a failed artist with a shit job. hypocrisy isn't the end of the world, but let's not pretend he isn't a hypocrite

>>72143651
I wouldn't say that makes you a hypocrite since he's preaching what he learned
He's just a failure

>>72143622
Ariel pink has more talent in song craftsmanship in his pubic hair than Will toledo has in his entire generic indeh body

>>72143651
he suffered for his art and failed. him warning people that don't take their art seriously to get a STEM job if they just want money and fame isn't hypocrisy

>still thinking that alpha/beta is a thing that exists
>getting mad that people u dont like exist
/thread

>>72143696
Not him, but I mostly agree with that, except R Stevie Moore is still shit
>>72143681
Nu male isn't an attitude as far as I can tell, it's a list of qualities, and he has many of them- so, to that extent, he's a hypocrite. I'd agree he's a failure though

>>72143735
No it's a list of qualities for very insecure people to treat people like shut over. Maybe this is why so many of you are alone

>>72143774
is oscar wilde a nu-male to you?

>>72143796
who?

>>72143796
I don't care about dumb shit like that all I care about if people are good people or not. Not if they fit into some bullshit guidelines that open them up for ridicule over something stupid.

>>72143796
>gay
>inspired morrissey

Yeah

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>>72143605
>Does anybody apart from /v/ 14 year olds find this meme funny?
truth hurts, I guess

guys the real nu-male artists are
>artist i dislike
and
>another artist i dislike

>>72143651
>he's still a failed artist with a shit job
And Eric Andre's a shitty artist with a great job. What's your point? /mu/ is just filled to the brim with shit eaters.

>>72143883
I don't get it
how is this picture of a hipster guy with a beard and glasses supposed to offend me when you have no idea what I look like?

>>72143900
>>72143900
because you keep responding!
post pic

>>72143900
Because it made you reply, cuckboi

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>>72143900
like REALLY hurts
like in the butt

>>72143448
AGGGHHH I GOT HIGH TTTTTTT I GOTAA LISTEN TO NU METAL AND BREAK SHITT!!! AGHHH WOODSTOCK 99 RAPPPPPPEEEEEEE FIREEEEE APLHAA MALLEEE

>>72143929
Holy cuck!

>>72143928
did you search search nerdy guy with beard and flannel shirt just for me?

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>/pol/ spends most of their time shitposting, trying to revive dead memes, and using the word "cuck"

>>72143928
So if someone looks a certain way they have to act a certain way and are a nu male? Is this montie trying to force his faggot memes again

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>>72143951
lmao you need some Preparation H® for your gaping ass wound bro?

Are these numale bands or bands that numales like? Car Seat Headrest and Tame Impala are good bands and if thinking that alone makes me a nu male then you can fuck right off.

>>72143951
>search search

>>72143998
Cute!

>>72144009
Isn't pointing out typos a thing that nu-males would do?

How do you not just drop out of music after that? When your entire music career is just a derivative meme of lofi bedroom music, and you get insulted by the man who started lofi bedroom music in the first place, how could you go on? It's like if Chuck Berry said "John Lennon. You've got to be kidding me."

>>72143998
me on the right

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itt: triggered numales crying hard af

>>72144044
stevie WASN'T the first lmao

>>72144044
>the man who started lofi bedroom music
weeeeeeeeew
he's not the one who started it, he's the hack who fetishized it. RSM can fuck off, and I love lo fi/private press stuff with a passion

>Sam Hyde
Who cares? This 30 year old guy had a chance at making it big and threw it all away to be a meme on the politics section of an anime forum. He was a big up and coming talent around 2012-13, and all those "ironic meme" youtubers that are big now like h3h3 and filthy frank ripped off his shit and were influenced by him. He had a cult following, got a show on AS that was given a slot after Eric Andre, growing fanbase, and then he decided he just wanted to shout /pol/ memes and talk about politics instead of writing something actually funny. The gay fact stand up was funny, the pissing off SJWs and roleplaying as BLM protestors was funny, but posting legitimate stormfront propaganda on twitter unironically isn't. I don't even care if he believes it or not, he's just retarded for thinking that would fly while employed by a major television network after Trump won.

He fell for a meme ideology and it ruined his career and the people who ripped him off are now millionaires and his friends are pissed and don't want to work with him anymore and now his only source of income is his book.

Poor Sam :(

>>72143448
why is mac nu-male music? he's too chill to hate on

>>72144044
Is keep going and not give a fuck. The entertainment business brutal, if you can't take ridicule you aren't going to make it

>>72144067
He's been doing it since 1966 tbf

>>72143605
It's not a meme, it's reality.

>>72143448
fuck everyone who replied ITT
sage

>>72144054
You're probably an overweight beck beard clinging to memes to feel good about himsel and his life and projecting his insecurities on other people.

>>72144076
Fuck off. Sam is based.

>>72144054
I want to fuck his ass <3

Nobody has explained what the heck a fake beta is to me yet

>>72144105
He's a massive failure

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>there is still many <18 and idiots who get triggered for the nu-male meme
wow, and I thought this board could not get worse.

>>72144067
Actually, he was. He did it before cassettes were even a thing

>>72144131
he wasnt the first
and his songs all sound a bad parody of the beatles

>>72144125
>>72144125
>>72144105
Nothing about that copy pasta was true. Sam is a comedic genius and his fans still love him.

>>72144151
>Sam is a comedic genius
go away sam

>>72144104
>t. Nu male

>>72144076
>claims he was blacklisted by the thought police
>>72144125
then claims
>he's a massive failure
I know though, thinking is hard.

>>72144143
Name the first then. Jay Abner?

>>72144143
what beatles song is ripping off here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpBkdzeL2HQ

>>72143530
such a narrow definition considering how often it's thrown around. or is there a rule for how many of these characteristics you need to have to be considered a nu male?

>>72144171
Losing your career because you care too much about the identity politic shit teenagers masturbate over does make you a massive failure though anon

>>72144186
that sounds like a bad zappa song what a boring song

Can you faggots continue posting 'nu-male' images? I'm trying to ejaculate here.

>>72143530
(Not a definition by the way)

>>72144206
>first its beatles now zappa
which zappa song?

>>72144198
this

dude is 35 and he lost his show over reddit neckbeard memes

>>72144230
just zappa in general

thats his entire career. beatles and zappa, beatles and zappa. IT'S BORING AND GRATING.

>>72144231
why did he lose his show?

>>72144254
which zappa and beatles song is this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XGNwRy-oVY

>>72144188
Its just a bullshit list of random things, there's really no meaning to it other than insecure people using the term to put others down for whatever reason

>>72144276
still sounds like something that zappa would do

>>72144256
He posted memes about jews owning the media and pedos in the government on twitter or something. It was during the whole "alt-right" witch hunt.

>>72144256
he shitted on some buzzfeed guy who interview him and tweeted a bunch of alt-right pepe accounts

here's the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqgr-BppCDA

>>72144280
t.insecure response

>>72144076
This. Also, he will be more and more disappointed as he and the rest of the alt-right will realize daddy Trump is just a basic neocon. He is the definition of a cuck.
At least, he got to hang out with John Maus with his show, and that's cool.

that feeling when you've got a baby face so forced to keep a beard ,but get lumped in with nu-males

fuck...

>>72143530
so everyone who isn't a fat neckbeard that spends his day shitposting on 4chan is a nu-male?

>>72144365
>gets mad at generalization
>generalizes 4chan users
hi nu-male

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Post albums that kill nu-males (literally).

>>72144349
Don't let it bother you people that have functioning lives and don't let memes on 4 chan control their outlook on people and life don't give one fuck

>>72144302
>cancelling a show over some buzzfeed retard
That's fucking stupid. Is that really it?

>>72144385
sorry I have a healthy weight

>>72143577
>nu-males actually believe this
Animal Collective, yes including early Animal Collective, is a nu-male band.

>>72144405
that started it his downfall pretty much

>>72144427
>72144396
That makes no sense

The whole alpha/beta, alt-right, red-pill, etc. environment is currently in its death throes.
It became pop culture, and cheap rage comics-pop culture (POPYALUH CULCHUH) at that. The descriptions and worldview can be seen to be broken up and turned on itself like religious ideals. No one is even sure what makes an alpha at this point.

Seeing posts like these are like seeing someone posting minions on Facebook at this point, or even worse, making fun of people who post minions on Facebook.

Of course it will come back in popularity a decade or so from now with other terminology.

>>72144198
That's the best part, he's a satirist. All he did was reveal the fact that the thought police tolerate no dissent against their ideology even when it it's in jest.

Sam won but it cost him dearly.
>>72144231
>>72144256
>>72144293
>>72144302

>>72144519
But no one actually thinks like that uses those terms in the real world

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>>72144578
>using the term thought police
>in two thousand seven teen

How are you so unaware?

>>72144578
just a prank bro

>>72144623
>punishing a satirist for satirizing
I mean it's the current year, right?
>>72144626
lol

>>72144666
youre a stereotype of a stereotype

kill yourself

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>>72144687

>>72144607
>denial
lol
https://www.google.com/#q=stages+of+grief

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>>72144623
>>72144687
>>in two thousand seven teen
>>a stereotype of a stereotype

>>72144687
>>72144804
>why won't you tolerate me hating NIGGERS??? HUH LOOKS LIKE YOURE THE REAL FASCISTS AND THE TOLERANT LEFT STRIKES AGAIN

kys frogposting cuck

>>72144920
What part of
>punishing a satirist for satirizing
didn't you understand?

>>72144519
I don't really like anything about the current political buzzwords, but it's fun to get (you)s just for calling something nu-male.

>>72144967
He's a satirist, but he's just annoying. He's only annoying because he's too cynical

>>72143530
I legitimately don't know anyone who meets this criteria, this is way to specific for a term that's thrown around too liberally.

>>72144168
>t. neckbeard

>>72143577
then how did they?

>>72145195
how can opinions be real if our minds aren't real

>>72145254
?

>>72143448
tame impala is a really shitty version of the beatles sprinkled with some dismal led zeppelin
mac demarco is fine
kendrick is for niggers
car seat headrest is for pussies

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>>72145264
exactly

>>72145316
You can still be annoyed by someone if they seem like an insufferable cunt though, and complain about everything

>>72145338
yeah you can do a lot of stupid shit if you choose to

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Guys what else should I add to the list?

>4chan hates numales
>4chan hates chads

So I suppose the perfect man is the one that sits on a Filipino Fingerpainting forum and posts frog memes all day. That's the man that women should really want. The man that would make the soldiers who stormed the beach at Normandy proud.

>>72145394
add shellac excellent italian greyhound for maximum asspain. someof the bands you listed won't get any traction, you'll have to hit closer to home for it to work. queens is a good one though but rated r will induce more rage

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>>72145420
nah we love this guy

>>72145459
how is shellac nu male music

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>>72145420
mad

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>>72145394
>tfw you like all these bands except nirvana

>>72145394
see what I mean >>72145477? already pulling (you)s with no effort

>>72145502
>add this album for maximum asspain
?

>>72143726
underrated post, everything you said is true.

will toledo is still a huge faggot.

>>72143522
What a cuck

>>72143507
Everything that isn't death grips

>>72145394
you see >>72145522? you have to get them emotional. they'll look at green day and say to themselves "meh I like them but everyone knows they suck". you have to list bands they'll fanatically defend against the accusation

>>72145734
you probably need some of the nu male metal selections too

>>72145734
>>72145502
kek

>>72145897
yeah add something like isis panopticon and drop sun bather

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>>72143448
Death grips is numale: the band. their hyper aggression reeks of feminine founded insecurity

>>72145949
Sunbather is the essential I don't know batshit about metal and think it's for children but this is good because pitchfork said so album

>>72146048
nah that was a shilled album no one actually cares about. you have to bury the knife as close to their heart as possible if you want a reaction. no one will bother trying to defend sunbather

Damn, it sure is reddit ITT

>>72146108
plenty of people cared about it after the viralling was done
not the best pick for a nu male chart though, some bathory or wolves in the throne room is a better stab

>>72146291
reddit on 4chan? in the current year? no way hose!

>>72146463
>the band that started black metal would be more appropriate for the numale chart than some gay shoegaze metal album that got popular only because of p4k shilling
Fuck off, nu-male in denial

>>72146532
struck a nerve?
it's all about which insufferable fanbase gets wounded harder and I think I know which one it is now

>>72146463
I don't think they really care about bathory or wolves in the throne room to be honest. something like converge or russian circles maybe. I mean, I don't think they really care about either one of those bands either but I think they'd try to defend them if they were perceived to be under attack by /pol/
>>72146572
you'll probably just pull a bunch of meal babbys (>>72146532) with bathory

>>72146572
>struck a nerve
yes actually
but being a nu-male has nothing to do with getting angry easier you dumb fuck. At contrary as you can see here >>72146088 nu-males like you will not angry even when you should because of your low testosterone level

Why are the teenagers of /mu/ so eager to take obvious bait?

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>>72146724
neo 4chan doesn't know what bait looks like no matter how obvious

>>72144077
He's boring and uninspired.

>>72144077
>so chill bro
people like you are the main reason he's nu-male music

>>72143991
>/pol/ was ever wrong

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>>72146685
H-how can one get high testosterone meal bro?

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>>72146832
>>72146919

>>72144578
He has sad without the vail of satire that he would consider himself a white supremacist and alt right. Also saying "jew meme" seems to overlook the fact that he's legit anti Semitic. But ya "muh post irony." Show was good and he could still be doing it if he wasn't such a retard on his twitter.

>>72147270
*lol said

>>72147270
>without the vail of satire
You might want to calm down take a second look there, squirt. lol Andy Kaufman used to wrestle women, get it?

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>>72143522
>he took it like a man bud

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcZmH_Z5o9k

I can't wait for alt-right/pol culture to implode on itself. That shit got so close to ruining this site, but at least people are now starting to realize how pathetic it all was.

An ideology based on fanatical reactionism to another ideology would never persist.

>>72147527
Why are you talking to yourself?

>>72147440
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEUiohZNe7o

>>72147372
Dude you have to be fucking retarded to see the separation of his honest behavior and his art. Also he's not kaufman at all.

>>72147560
The fact that you replied means I'm not.

>>72147591
No? You were talking to yourself then I asked why?

>>72147372
Go look at his videos where he's discussing politics. Also research the topic even a little bit. He's def alt-right/WS

>>72147577
He is, you've just admitted as much. People couldn't separate Kaufman from his honest behavior and his art either. The only fucking retard here is you.
>>72147639
He's a satirist. Or do you not know what a satirist is?

>>72147665
I think you think it's satire when it's obviously not.

>>72147712
Yeah, you probably think a lot of stupid shit.

>>72147745
Robert Mariani wrote at The Federalist that the group's comedy style is an example of post-irony: "Figuring out the intentions of the ironist is easy: whatever is being shown is being mocked. But the post-ironist folds over on his own sincerity with exaggeration, using the ironic not just to ridicule, but also to enjoy the absurdities of what he genuinely appreciates."

>>72147745
All im saying is that there is truth in these mockeries. If you don't see that you're blind.

>>72145462
Dude pure comedy lmao
Dude father John misty lmao
Dude postmodernism lmao
Dude numales lmao

>>72148075
>>72148103
This is exactly why Hyde is a comedic genius, he is telling the truth. And that's why you can't handle it, because you're obviously on the wrong side of it.

>>72143605
>>72143900
>>72143951
Top kek this clearly struck a nerve

>>72148269
ya jews control everyone and woman suck!!!!

>>72148424
Nice one!

The character is satire, he's not going to drop the facade because it's delivering the exact social commentary he intended it to. When Kaufman told his friends he was dying of cancer no one really believed him. Hyde will sit next to him in pop culture history when it's all said and done.

>>72145420
kek

>>72148527
Okay so is the character satire and not representative of his beliefs or is it a slight exaggeration of his beliefs and we're just "on the wrong side" of it or whatever the fuck you said. Genuinely curious.

>>72149978
>Genuinely curious.
There you go, now you get it.

>>72150103
I'm sorry, not the same guy. Also, I don't know what you mean, maybe I'm stupid. Could you explain?

>>72143483
Sissy faggots

>this thread

fucking kek, /mu/ is the only board that gets upset whenever someone mentions "nu-males"

>>72150200
Ruff, isn't it?

Wait until you guys figure out that Stephen Colbert is playing a Keith Olbermann/Chris Matthews/Rachel Maddow style pundit on the Late Show right now but liberals can't seem to tell and are taking him seriously & at face value.

>>72143530
5/16 post yours lads

>>72144151
>this delusion

I've never felt sadder for a person in my life.

>>72151145
>muh fee fees
pussy

what is it about sam hyde that triggers this board so much?

>Hating on CSH
>by extension hating hating on Twin Fantasy
How could you?, It's great.

literally who the fuck is sam hyde? looked him up and it seems like some pathetic white guy who had a show on the nighttime channel for stoners with no job for like a couple months.

talk about fucking worthless.

now what makes a band nu-males? is it their views, their sound, or the way they dress?

fill me in pls

>>72151579
it's basically something that you would imagine a bearded liberal PC 20-something white guy who has a freelance development job and can be found in brooklyn craft beer bars on the weekend would be interested in. there's no set aesthetic to bands themselves, since nu-males can commandeer the enjoyment of bands/artists that do not share their aesthetic.

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nu males are simply guys cursed with terrible genetics and awful puberties from drowning in environmental estrogens and xenoestrogens in water and food stuffs, rendering them closer to a woman, lacking not only masculine sexual dimorphism (secondary sexual characteristics e.g. strong jaws, protruding brow ridges and zygomatic bones, large thick skeletal structure) but also in behaviour/demeanour

they generally have skeletons that resemble teenage girls, sparse, wispy facial hair, again due to lack of DHT, dominant neurocraniums (egg heads) generally balding at 20, poor eyesight, maladroit, small underdeveloped penises, low spatial iqs

all of this is distilled into the abstract concept of a 'nu-male' essentially a beta male, further afflicted by after affects of insidious glocap agendas or indifference

google

bisphenol-A
xenoestrogens

humans are very advanced pattern recognition, this phenomenon is merely evolutionary hard wiring categorising these addled freaks into another part of the dominance hierarchy

>>72151543
what's wrong with being white asshole

>>72151672
nothing. i'm white. kendrick lamar is black. using an adjective to describe a person is not an insult you snowflake cunt.

>>72145394
I don't see how QOTSA or Nirvana are nu-male.

why haven't i filtered the word nu male yet

>>72150423
Sounds like you don't even know what the fuck you're talking about and are avoiding explaining yourself clearly. It's embarrassing.

>>72143796
No he was just a regular faggot.

>>72143530
>>72143577
>>72150254
joke

your head

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>>72152454
your head
poin ted

Goddamn this whole thread makes me want to punch people in the goddamn trachea.

Why do I even come here any more?

Fuck hate threads, why don't we love each other.

>>72152840
nu-male detected

(am I doing this right?)

>>72146649
converge is pretty far off the mark. everyone i know irl into converge is a hardcore kid. no one listens to russian circles.

>>72143492
what does anything mean anymore

fucking cucks

>>72143448
Just took a look at the catalog. All of these Kendrick loving cucks make me feel embarrassed for /mu/. 99% of them are white too...

>>72155686
i think a lot of them are shills. or at least i hope so

>>72143448
Is he talking about their name or their music, or both?

>>72144054
fuck, i have that shirt

>>72143448
>R Stevie Moore
>nu male
do you even know what a nu male is?

>>72143448
can you guys just stay in /metal/

>>72145394
No numale list is complete without AJJ.

>>72157426
I think he's talking about Carseat headrest

>>72144186
>>72144276
these are good recs, cheers
that Zappa poster is a faggot

>>72145394
you see what I mean >>72153696? generating effortless numale (you)s over five hours later is that easy

I forget a good bulk of /mu/ are faggots who actually give a shit about this kind of stuff

go get laid kids

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>>72147117

>>72143912
>>72143924
i mean by that logic you're pretty nu male

>>72144365
Nu male detected

>>72144427
SO THAT MUST MEAN BEING WHAT CAN BE CALLED NUMALE IS NORMAL AND OKAY, SO LONG AS YOU AREN'T A TOTAL FAGGOT NORMIE FANBOY

>>72150686
Like 2.

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>spend too much time on 4chan
>monthly opportunity to spend time with people comes
>go to restaurant with friends
>everyone having good time
>generic nu male and gf walk in
>insantly pissed off
>no longer hear friends
>nu male is all I see
>nu male is all I feel
>friends try saying something to me but I don't respond
>ten minutes pass
>he's about to order food but interrupted by gf
>lost the ability to laugh years ago
>can only mutter "kek what a nu male"
>louder than I realized
>friends looking at me
>start laughing
>"what was that? keck new male?"
>friends find it funny
>start laughing
>they all refer to me as new male
>randomly say keck whenever I smile
>mfw

>>72143998
these guys look way happier than probably anyone posting on /mu/ about how fucking worried they are about nu-males is. get over yourselves

>>72152103
Kurt Cobain was a proto-numale

>>72145477
how is it not lol

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>>72159707
you faggots have this down to a science

>>747346569077556523212345907867564342334567086950500087563345898574938734553995

>>72159707

He doesn't fit the look though

why does anyone care? this is so fucking confusing to me. the specific caricature people post about is basically imaginary, like a failed indie game developer who white knights without expecting a reward (which is the opposite of white knighting?) and all that, but if you make it more general then it becomes meaningless and describes like half of all people. like why devote all this time and energy into classifying people into "proto-numales" and neonumales and post-colonial numales and anarchocapitalist numales and all this bullshit? like imagine if you devoted the amount of time you spend thinking about and posting about and hating "nu-males" to anything even remotely productive. You would probably have some kind of tangible skill that you could maybe even leverage into a relationship or even just a one night stand to make a dent, no matter how small, in your crippling loneliness and self-loathing that drives you to make b8 threads on 4chan about men with weak chins and the music they listen to.

Get a life. Jesus.

>>72159878
A sad amount of people go on here to try and join these weird little counter-culture movements out of feelings of exclusion.

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>>72143448
/mu/ is the numale board though. I guarantee you they all look like generic brown beards

>>72159878
You can see it right in front of you and you still call it imaginary? Why do Oliverlibs always use this tactic?

>>747346569077556523212345907867564
keck what a new male

>>72159918
it is imaginary. it's not an actual subgroup. I have never met a person like this; I can theoretically imagine them, and perhaps there are a few individuals who, due to the internet, we can dig up and point to, but that doesn't make it a real subculture. Especially when beards and glasses are like the two main components of this identity. It's almost like beards and glasses are really fucking in style, so of course there are lots of guys with both, and of course some of them won't wear combat boots and spit on loose women or whatever you guys think the masculine ideal is. I could do this too, make up a term like "protocuck" and say "you can spot a protocuck because they wear dark denim and use gel in their hair", and then I can make a meme collage of guys with dark jeans and gelled hair and say "see?? protocucks are everywhere". seriously, find something useful to do with your time. you'll be happier.

>>72151662
lol ya boi over here talkin bout dominance hierarchies as if ya boi peterson wasn't a total intellectual hack. Bless him for pissing off the cunts on my campus though, go burn your bras somewhere else

>>72143530
lmao all the triggered nu-males responding to this
it is absolutely true and i see it all the time
seriously fuck nu-males, they ruined beards for everyone

Do you ever think about how about half of the population has an iq below 100.
I mean, isn't that crazy? There are people who literally can't form coherent thoughts going around and having their say in discussions.
I mean, are we just gonna let these people go around spreading cancer?

>>72159584
at this point, I'm sure some people from /pol/ have done that

>>72160490
>cares about what nu males do so much that can't have beard
wow you are definitely a nu male cuck.

>>72144280
>>72144280
Hello insecure numale

>>72160519
HAHAHAHA

>>72160519
I have a beard tho, just no glasses/receding hairline/flannel shirt
actually I could act as a numale and fuck with people, that would be kinda fun, thanks for the idea anon

>>72160541
>wants to act like a nu male
Did you enjoy when I called you a cuck?

>>72160541
>actually I could act as a numale and fuck with people, that would be kinda fun, thanks for the idea anon

You'll get fucked in the ass, most nu-male love it when I do that. Hope you won't make that mistake.

>>72143468
making healthcare cheaper is part of what Trump ran on...

>>72143651
he doesn't work at starbucks lmao. he's just living on patreon bucks and whatever other money he can put together and working on new content. he joked recently in a video thst if he worked at starbucks he would be a "cool" barista. not sure why you hate him so much, ir why youre so desperate to slander some guy you don't know, but you come across as a pretty toxic person.

>when you spend hours crying about other men

>>>/v/

>>72144412
>Nu male thinks he is healthy when he is skinnyfat

>>72143498
This 2bh relative.

Go to an RSM show and you'll see guys who look exactly like >>72143530 only they're wearing WFMU shirts.

>>72143448
Whatever musicians you like, it's probably those ones.

>>72143448
Kendrick is not a nu-male. You're getting your memes mixed up

>>72143696
>this is what RYM "patricians" actually believe
Ariel is literally *listens to Cleaners From Venus once*: the artist.

U2 is the original nu male band

>>72143448
being in touch with our deeper, sensitive sides makes us more manly that you ever will be without coming to accept that femininity has valuable traits too
change your white-hetero-centric view of the world chum or get left behind