spit a verse, white boi

>>72099659
Don't call me a "boi"
or I'll turn you into a foie
bet that made you jigger
because I'm no more than a figure

I am white, I am a fucking bum, I do live in a trailer with my mom,
My boy Future is an Uncle Tom.
I do got a dumb friend named Cheddar Bob who shoots
himself in the leg with his own gun,
I did get jumped by all 6 of you chumps
And Wink did fuck my girl,
I'm still standing here screaming "FUCK THE FREE WORLD!"
Don't ever try to judge me dude
You don't know what the fuck I've been through

>>72099659
I might be white but my rhymes are tight you couldn't be fire
Even if you were set a lit
I'm simply on a high-er plane call me United
This seats taken so get outta my sight
No need to fight it you'll be compensated
I'll mention your name in my next diss track
So don't get agitated

But I know something about you
You went to Cranbrook, that's a private school
What's the matter, dawg, you embarrassed?
This guy's a gangster? His real name's Clarence
And Clarence lives at home with both parents
And Clarence parents have a real good marriage
This guy don't wanna battle, he shook
‘Cause ain't no such things as halfway crooks
He's scared to death, he's scared to look
In his fucking yearbook; fuck Cranbrook!
Fuck the beat, I'll go a cappella
Fuck a Papa Doc, fuck a clock, fuck a trailer; fuck everybody!
Fuck y'all if you doubt me!
I'm a piece of fucking white trash, I say it proudly
And fuck this battle, I don't wanna win, I'm outtie
Here, tell these people something they don't know about me

Yo, I'm up here representing the ADL
You know this place is hell
Heading down to the Rundle Mall
Ain't shit to do but check out the balls

Hindley Street is the place to be,
Well, I mean, I guess it would, if you didn't get kicked out at 3
This shit city's got nothing going for it
Can't escape it 'cause I'm fucking bored, shit

Smokin' weed every day to get through the monotony
But even then this shit is about as fun as Monopoly
Guess I better take up a trade, air-conditioning, to get paid, maybe hope for a raise, wew lad, this shit is Adelaide!

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I GOT 10 MEATBALLS HOMIE, AND THEY HANGIN' FROM MY NECK
SPAGHETTI ON THE DECK
BITCH JUST HOLD ON A SEC

COS IM ABOUT TO GIVE YOU THE TRAPPIEST SHIT
ABOUT ME AND MY DAWGS EATIN ARMPITS
YEAH THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S OUR FETISH
LICKING ARMPITS WHILE MUNCHING SPAGHETTISH

Living off borrowed time, the clock tick faster
That'd be the hour they knock the slick blaster
Dick Dastardly and Muttley with sick laughter
A gun fight and they come to cut the mixmaster
I-C-E cold, nice to be old
Y2G stee twice to threefold
He sold scrolls, lo and behold
Know who's the illest ever like the greatest story told
Keep your glory, gold and glitter
For half, half of his niggas'll take him out the picture
The other half is rich and it don't mean shit-ta
Villain: a mixture between both with a twist of liquor
Chase it with more beer, taste it like truth or dare
When he have the mic, it's like the place get like: "Aw yeah!"
It's like they know what's 'bout to happen
Just keep ya eye out, like "Aye, aye captain"
Is he still a fly guy clapping if nobody ain't hear it
And can they testify from inner spirit
In living, the true gods
Giving y'all nothing but the lick like two broads
Got more lyrics than the church got "Ooh Lords"
And he hold the mic and your attention like two swords
Or even one with two blades on it
Hey you, don't touch the mic like it's AIDS on it
It's like the end to the means
Fucked type of message that sends to the fiends
That's why he brings his own needles
And get more cheese than Doritos, Cheetos or Fritos
Slip like Freudian
Your first and last step to playing yourself like accordion

How'd I do?

White people shouldn't rap unless they produce their own music, get credit from Dre, or have an above average lexicon.

>>72099927
Ayy adelaidebro wassup

>>72099978
I just drank about a litre of Coolabah Rose and am watching Breaking Bad. You?

>>72099946
Worse than everyone else because you can't even write a single original line

>>72100000
checked

>>72100000
Well at least it wasn't /kpop/

>>72100000
Chekd

>>72100000
holy shit i was actually here for one

>>72099928
this is my verse pls critique

>>72100000
no it's OC i swear

EARTH ANGEL EARTH ANGEL ANSWER THE CALL

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i dont know why can't you see
i'm trying to burn a path for you and me
i might come off as a knot in your side
but when i talk be sure to abide

hark and reckon, old mighty slab of stone
reak havok and beckon, a bellow that reaches bone
waves that take you down, to their crest and trough
leave you heaving your chest to hack and cough

wallowing shadow looms over tonight
caught in the window, just a struggle to fight
everything's wrong, you simply shut your eye
run up from the flames and kiss your bitch goodbye