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Perfect album edition

Old: >>72044119
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>>72053733
first for only riffs is real
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second for forest rock
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third for daveposting
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>>72053746
confirm
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Other examples of singers with good voices who are awful lyricists?
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Reminder that Slam and War Metal are the ultimate nu-male repellents
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>>72053918
Reminder that any war metal not from a third world country is false

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM8mPBVfWBQ
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7th for vandenburg posting
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>>72053918
rec me some good war slam
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There's a band that for the life of me I can't remember the name of. I discovered them around the time Job for a Cowboy got popular but I'm not sure this band was the same genre. Either their name had Horus in it or their debut did. I literally cannot think of anything else to help my search.
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>>72053945
The closest I can think of is Nuclear Desecration
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>>72053994
Eye of Horus
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>He hasn't hopped on the New Wave of Trad

What the FUCK are you waiting for?

Satan's Hollow - Satan's Hollow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWsgo_qXyRc
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Eternal Champion - The Armor of Ire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODNqxcRQGH4
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>>72053930
seconding with one of my favorite war metal bands
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Caulrdron - In Ruin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GplKHKGmOxo
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>>72054069
top album
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Spell - For None and All

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S92GXHJpozQ
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Gravebreaker - Gravebreaker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzH0r0UxAjU
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>>72054018
>enjoying revivals
wew lad
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>>72054052
Fuck yeah
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Sumerlands - Sumerlands

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vun9o2S7Vv8
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>>72054016
Not them.
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High Spirits - Motivator

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuzPp--Ipjc
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Iron Spell - Electric Conjuring

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omQeOeM9PgM
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Enforcer - Diamonds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvNY5NxAJCU
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLfQ1eSsczw
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Gygax - Critical Hits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fRDrQ7p63A
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tL9Zy7uiRp0

is this the TRVEST song of all ?
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>it's an anon spams literally who bands episode
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>>72054277
>he prefers the cesspool this thread usually is
At least he's trying, fag.
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>>72054326
So you're criticizing this place being a cesspool while also calling someone a faggot

nice
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general over, let's start again
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>>72054352
I said fag, not faggot. Big difference. Think of fag as a term of endearment, fag.
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>>72054366
Or you could be productive and try to add to the thread to get it back on track

Where my war metal bros at

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp0XsaRAm5M
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>>72054277
t. nu-male
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>>72054428
no let's start again
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>>72054177
Hell yeah, Enforcer is GOAT
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it's weird to think that this faggot has been on cryptopsy longer than lord worm.
Then again he's released nothing good with the band since he joined.
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>>72054691
The last two Cryptopsy releases were decent

They weren't great and had nothing on Lord Worm but they weren't total shit I'll give them that
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>>72054716
Also, did anyone else know that Lord Worm is now in a black metal band?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06LXsGXZGus
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>>72054716
I haven't listened to the most recent EP that much but it's so strange listening to them now because they don't even barely scratch the surface of what their first 2 albums have achieved. They don't even sound like cryptopsy anymore it's just some generic tech death band that is still riding on their fame from none so vile.

Then again even "once was not" isn't that good either.
>>72054749
yea it's pretty shit
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>>72053918
both of those are nu-male bait though. numales like slam ironically because of "haha whiggers" and war metal because it's trendy
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>>72054765
Yeah they're never going to top their first 3 releases, whenever I listen to post worm era cryptopsy I just try to think of it like a completely different band, makes it a bit better but like I said before it just can't touch the older stuff they did.
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>>72054016
Born of Osiris.
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>>72054782
You wouldn't happen to be the glamposter would you? Just a wild guess
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>>72054831
Nope
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmBj91PLM-g
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>>72054819
No but I remember the album art being very similar to The New Reign's cover.
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I NEED YOUR CLOTHES

YOUR BOOTS

AND YOUR MOTORCYCLE
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Industrial (listened to Kollaps)
Power Electronics (Think it might be for me)
Noise (made an album, listened on bandcamp, and listened to a couple merzbow albums)

Need somewhere to start.
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>>72053994
Did you do this?
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>>72055509
SShit wrong thread
I'll post metal to make up for it
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>>72053994
Heres the horus albums
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>>>/fit/41004455
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>>72055697
better than this thread
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>>72055537
Nah, I didn't think to look there. I wish there was a list of every metal and subgenre of metal album released between 2000 and 2012.
>>72055612
Nothing. Maybe I'm just crazy. I just remember it being pretty good.
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Thoughts on this?
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>>72055964
they're the only post-black band i really like
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>>72054277
And what exactly have you ever contributed to this general
Fuck off
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>>72055964
Everything except TG&I is brety gud
TG&I is okay
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>>72054691
I saw them with this guy last year. They weren't bad. I saw them with Lord Worm back in 06. He was hanging around the merch booth and talked to me and my friends for a while. Class act. Looking back I said some pretty cringey shit to him.
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Post albums with the perfect amount of cheese
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>>72057264
and this faggot resurrects the thread from page 8 with this dumb post. just let this shitty general die
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>>72057264
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>>72057264
I love this album. Army of Storms gets me every time.
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>>72057297
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I AIN'T KIND
JUST NOT YOU'RE KIND
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>>72057264
SATAN IS REAL
SATAN IS REAL
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>>72057264
https://youtu.be/vacAtZfCzyQ
https://youtu.be/gyR-UE5z6wE
https://youtu.be/uN7I97cpmJM
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>>72057297
Peeeeeeaaasssccccce
Peeeaaaccceee seeeelllllssss
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>>72057353
>>72057438
one of my top 3 albums of all time. chris poland gave me a few guitar lessons, awesome guy
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>>72057410
I mean...

Almost any Amon Amarth album is coming with enough cheese to give you cardiac arrest.
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>>72057264
Any cheese is too much
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>>72057479
Didn't care for it as much when I was younger but really grew to love it later.

Megadeth in general is one of those bands I paid more attention to earlier in life.
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>>72057518
>metal is serious business

Fuck off try-hard.
Go jack off with your face paint laced tears for lubricant.
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>>72057617
>metal is serious business
Who said that? Metal doesn't have to be serious at all to not be cheesy. In fact, cheese mostly comes from bands taking themselves too seriously.
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>>72057571
same here. I heard the track peace sells in vice city as a youngin and thought it wasn't heavy enough. loved metallica, priest, maiden, etc but never fucked with megadeth. years later in college I heard wake up dead and my whole world changed
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>>72057671
I liked a lot of Countdown but made the mistake of going forward in their discography instead of back. My dad had Youthanasia on tape and a CD of Cryptic Writings of all things.

I just always felt Mustaine was a bitter, technically proficient show off that never measured up on his own, but when I circled back to Megadeth's older stuff...
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>>72057983
well judging from the cover it looks like something /mu/ nu-males will eat right up
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>>72053733
This is 10/10 my fav death metal record
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>>72056446
like what?
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>>72058078
This is my fav \\\\mmmmm///
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>>72057264
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9at2CZPpwTk
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>>72053930
Except CAVEMAN CULT
https://youtu.be/fI_Yfd07Zys
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Who's your favorite buttmetal band?

Mine is Avenged Sevenfold.
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>>72057292
Kill yourself cunt
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>>72058365
Lamb of God
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>>72058365
Either gojira (if that counts) or lamb of god.
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>>72058365
mastodon
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>>72054042
I WARNED THEM ONCE I AM THE HAMMER; THEY ARE GLOWING IRON
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>>72058365

I would say Deafheaven but I consume them more as a shoegaze band than a metal band
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Why are France and Iceland the kings of dissoshit?
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>>72054418
faggot
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>>72054428
Honestly only big pussies don't like war meal
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>>72058106
this, tell us fag >>72056446
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>>72058365
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zggft6MN4W8
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>>72058955
Vintage meme but still good
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>tfw no metal gf
I just wanna cuddle to blast beats, bros
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>>72058690
>listening to unriffs
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>>72059279
>I just wanna cuddle to blast beats, bros
I didn't know I wanted this until now. Fuck you.
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>>72055714
kek
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>>72059287

who tf is this gentleman and why is his name never mentioned?
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>>72059279
>not listening to unriffs in the [current year] of our LORD Vindsval
>mfw
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>>72059279
how exactly does one cuddle to blast beats
explain this to me anon
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>>72059369
maybe it's just extreme spooning
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>>72059330
I dont think he had his name on his old instagram, someone from pol found a goofy picture and posted it with the annotation "nu-male". The guy then embraced the meme and took a ton more pictures of himself.
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>>72059299
>tfw metal gf
I just thought she liked live shows because I can get her to the front.

Then she defended Analepsy's vocals and consistently asks for angry, rage filled stuff for her workout playlist.

Is...is this what love feels like?
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>>72057661
Kinda agree with you f@m
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>>72059330
It's just Jimmy Neutron grown up
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1ui1Bjpz6s
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>>72057661
I think we have different definitions of "cheese" then.

It can happen when a band takes itself too seriously or when there's a certain level of self-awareness and playfulness with the genre.

In either case too much can be a bad thing. One gives you Edguy while the other gets us the worst of goregrind.
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>>72053918
I honestly dont really mess with slam metal, there are a few albums of slam I like but I feel like the drums usually sound like crap, I guess some of the brutal death metal I like some may consider slam though
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Does /fit have the literal worst taste in metal of all boards? >>>/fit/41004455

Even /v/ has better taste than this
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>>72059817
they're plebs, they like deathcore, nuclear blast folk metal, and sabaton. meanwhile we here work out at the library amirite
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>>72059817
Its comfy as fuck tho. Also it tells me what chads listen to. Never expected protest the hero or vektor.
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>>72059817
I thought /fit/ only listened to RULES OF NATURE while working out
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>>72059849
>/fit/
>chads
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two new peices of Havukruunu merch just dropped on their bandcamp if anyones interested
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>>72059842
this except the library part
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>>72059911
t. Havukruunu
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>>72059817
This
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>>72059943
kek
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>>72057518
t. nu-male
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>>72058078
old meme is old, get out
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>>72059968
>look mom... I posted it again
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>>72058690
great album, i just wish the mastering was done a little better.
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>>72059849
Vektor is awesome at the gym. Thrash in general is pretty good for keeping the blood up.

Gym music is always goikg to be a bit skewed though. Melodeath actually works for the gym because you can lose yourself in rhythm and simple lyrics. Some black metal works as long as the screeching isn't too autistic. I don't want to defend Deathcore too much, but a breakdown just before a set can make you feel amazing...until you start to realize all the songs sound the same in a genre that's a one trick pony. But if you don't listen to a lot of metal, you might not notice.

Slam has been a go to of mine lately. Bonus points for scaring the old man hogging the leg press when you try to sing along with incomprehensible growls.
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Would bandcamp-core literally whos actualy shill on /meal/?
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>>72060011
>he unironically listens to deathcore
>he unironically listens to melodeath
>he unironically listens to slam
>he thinks black metal vocals are autistic but "sings" along to slamz
Hello /fit/izen how are those "gainz" are you a "sick" "cunt" yet my dear fellow
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what does /metal/ think of these guys?...solid debut IMO
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>nu-male, atmo-shit, disso-shit, cuck, nu-male, nu-male

Jesus Fucking Christ can you people even communicate without memes anymore?
Is this shit supposed to be funny? Clever? Entertaining?
I do not get it.
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>>72060103

Quite well actually. On a bit of a cut now, which is always a bitch, but work is picking up and keeping me busy so that helps.

Until I go home...and I just want to eat something. Metal for this feel? Is there an album I can use as meal replacement?
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>>72060161
t. atmodisso-shit listening nu-male cuck
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>>72060168
>cut now, which is always a bitch,
Tbh I always have more of a problem with bulking, I have to smoothie everything as drinking makes eating easier. What do you do for work famalam? I'm personally working a dead end as fuck job at a door production warehouse, want to kms every day.

>Is there an album I can use as meal replacement?
I'll give you an unironic rec, black atmo shit would probably be good for that. Listening to Burzum or Midnight Odyssey always takes my mind off of whatever the fuck I'm thinking about. Dungeon synth is also good if you can get over the runescape feel of the music.
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>>72053930
>no subsaharan folk war metal
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Ugh!
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Fuck this is amazing!!!!
Anyone know anything else like this?
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>>72060410
>pitchfork flavor the month
fuck off tripshit
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>>72060410
check out the rest of The Body's discography for more doomy shit

check out the rest of Full Of Hell's discography for more of the aggressive hardcore/grindy shit
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>>72060168
Got u bro
https://youtu.be/iN3xOICGEOw
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>>72060161
This
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>>72060359
glam and cold lake were a mistake
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>>72060195
kek
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>>72060811
this, OOOGH
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>>72055263
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Anyone in Sydney wanna see Architects with me in May? I have an extra ticket. We can hold hands or not, up to you.
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reminder that this is BT's 2nd best
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>>72061065
Im an ausfag but up in qld, sry bro. Ask a girl if you know any, be alpha.
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>>72054691
>>72054801
>>72054765
their recent ep is awesome. its their 3rd best relase right after NSV and BMF. i dont expect them to top their first two albums but if they keep making the same quality music as their last ep i will be happy to say that im a cryptosy fan.
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>>72061258
Damn, oh well. Also, I'm gay and the guy I have a crush on is going to be there with his gf and another guy I have a crush on won the Unearthed contest thing and his band is opening that night. I'm gonna slit my wrists.
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>>72061337
>gay
do it
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>>72061356
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>tfw your favorite genre is prog metal
>tfw you get bullied by both hipsters and trve metalfags
Should I just kill myself
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>>72061365
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>>72061337
Just install grindr and get a date you pussy
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crust metal is good
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>>72061382
I like the skelet.
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>>72061371
liking prog is a greater suffering than death
may you find enlightenment through your struggle
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>>72061407
thanks, i made it myself
you can keep it, it's all yours my friend :^)
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>>72061382
good luck, skeleton!
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>>72061402
I don't have a smartphone, there have been some rough times recently. Also Gindr is just for dudes looking to have sex with strangers multiple times per week. Fuck that, I want to spend time with someone I like, not a dick pic.
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>>72061429
Then ask someone out traditionnal style.
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>>72061492
You know what, anon, I think that's what I'm gonna do. There's a dude at uni who I've been crushing on hard but I don't know if he's a gay. Maybe I'll try...
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>tfw you will never ever no matter how ward you try be able to write better music than this guy
seriously thinking about offing myself familia
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>>72061528
>be 6'6'' giant Dutch hippie
>write the greatest prog albums ever
>probably banged Simone Simons and Floor Jansen
>is still a massive pleb
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>>72058488
my man
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I found Time to Die really unsettling for a Stoner album.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTE5OSboxj4
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In Battle There is No Law > War Master > Realm of Chaos > For Victory > IVth Crusade >>>> errything else
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What's wrong with Be'lakor? Why are they frowned upon by /meal/?
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2017 officially the year of slam
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>>72062142
>Tfw Cheerleader Concubine/D.I.W split soon

metal is saved
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>>72054042
Basically had this album on loop for the past week. Comfy shit.
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>>72062142
https://www.indiemerchstore.com/item/42828
Thinking of getting this, only live a couple of hours from nanango where their band was formed and its good to support the locals.
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>>72062142
>>72062162
https://rebirththemetalproductions.bandcamp.com/track/needle-contaminated-pork-manipulate-the-mangle-roller
>>72062234
looks kinda gay to me but if its for a good cause then go for it
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>>72062326
>Webm

S L A M M I N G K N E E S
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Visual kei bands that aren't disbanded and don't have shitty vocals
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>>72060312
How about Saharan black metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Trlz9C9vpEM
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>slam
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>>72054691
>muh Worm
people have been whining about him for how long now?
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>>72059330
his name is parker hartzler
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How to fix /metal/

Ban glam posters
Ban slam posters
Ban weeaboos
Ban blackies
Permaban everyone who used the word nu-male
Ban everyone who visits DMU or watches HBM
Autoban all posts that contain the word Vektor or Gojira
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>>72060161
its just this one fucking neo-bolshevik who half umdermined this general with glam/cuck/nu-male posting. /metal/suffered great loss on quality under his constant siege
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>>72061984
They're melodeath so they are hated by DMU neckbeards
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>>72062690
Just report and ignore him
I reported all his posts yesterday and his posts got deleted
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>>72062684
You forgot buttsludge, buttdrone and in general and p4k kiddies
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>>72059817
/v/'s taste in metal is far more patrician than /mu/s
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ALL THESE RIFFS
FUCK
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>>72054277
Isn't that every thread where black\death metal is posted
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>>72062684
>HBM
Literally who
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>>72062909
Hipster black metal
He's literally average /metal/ shitposter in video form
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>>72062684
>Ban slam posters
>Ban weeaboos
>Ban blackies
literally the only thing that keeps this thread alive. i agree with the rest tho
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>>72062933
>implying
They are the worst contrarian shitposters on this general
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>>72062684
>Ban glam posters
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>>72062919
Looked at his channel, he literally only reuploads stuff with captions sometimes on it. Is it the right guy? Has the black dude with a burzum shirt on as a profile pic. Seems a bit too basic, even for /metal/ which is saying somehing.
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More like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ntfk1KpUFo
and this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1MS8Q_m7RQ
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The 00s of death metal were underrated tbqh

I mean real death metal, not Portal and Ulcerate
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>>72061585

uh Floor Jansen bangs you
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>>72062985
>portal and ulcerate
>not real death metal
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>>72062958
Back to /v/
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>>72062969
Yeah sometimes he is amusing but most his videos are cringeworthy
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>>72062985
>muh real death metal
Pure death metal is dead, tech death and melodeath are the future
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>i hate glam metal
> i only listen to trve metal
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>>72062763
Your life looks kind of pathetic
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>>72063043
I got the antifa list off one of his comments though, crossed out all of the bands i knew werent nsbm, the rest are nsbm bands i know or bands i havent heard of. Thought this general could help me out with the rest.
>>
I know there's Metal for people who don't like metal

Show me Metal for people who ONLY like metal
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>>72063146
Wifebeater
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UIB9Y4OFPs

Is this considered metal?
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>>72063145

... But I like Urfaust and Taake

:(
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Appetite For Destruction > The Black Album
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>>72063164
If they arent nsbm cross them out, also i missed rotting christ. Im surprised eyehategod or goatwhore wasnt on this list.
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>>72063180

I've gigged with Rotting Christ, didn't see anything bad about them as people when I was chatting to them.
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>>72063180

That list is practically bullshit... It has Mgla on it and fuckin' Satyricon... Delete it anon, it's bad for your health.
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>>72063183
This list is basically the numale chart of the sjw world, completely unrelated bands get put on there just to trigger people that listen to them.
>>
MegaDave got Rotting Christ kicked off a tour with him because he's a born-again Christcuck who got offended by their music
>>
>>72063146
Brutal death
Blackened power
>>
>>72063217
Can u give me some blackened power recs?
>>
>>72063216
Being Christian is redpilled
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>>72063232
Depends entirely on your denomination
Presbyterians / Anglicans / Catholics are worthless
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Post melodeath
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>>72063216
Good. Jesus is Lord!
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David Vincent and Abbath would be good pals
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>>72063433
NO
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>>72063433
>literally named after Belakor song
Mediocre album
This one was decent though
>>
>>72063910
Pros
Your suffering ends

Cons
You die
You will go to Hell
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>>72063910
Pro: you don't have to see metal die in 2019 with Babymetal's retirement

Con: you'll miss the resulting porn careers
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>>72063910
Pros :
Kvlt af

Cons :
You die
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>>72063910
>>
Blessed are the dead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2jxoaF_JJg
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>>72064011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQPN3cA7tgU
>>
>>72064011
CC - Infinite Misery
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>>72064035
This is proof that brown people are the best at meal
>>
Pete Sandoval and Tom Araya playing lounge music in a hotel reception
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>>72064035
Infant Annihilator tier
>>
>>72064674
True they're both great bands
>>
I do that rather well


don't you think?
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Literally their best album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcvdkw6v3fE
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>>72064883
Good taste. Is post-The Hunter any good? Haven't listened to them since that
>>
>>72064932
They just recently released a new album, Emperor of Sand. You should check it out.
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>>72064883
>Posting the Nickleback of metal unironically
>>
>>72063224
Satan's Host
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>>72065006
>anon
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>>72065006
You're not fooling anyone, you numale faggot.
>>
>>72064883
Literally the point in which their career took a straight nosedive into radio friendly plebprog.
>>
>>72065067
>not playing the same shit that got them big in the first place
man they've really turned to shit
>>
>>72065140
Remission is great.
Leviathan is good.
Blood Mountain is okay.
Everything after that is garbage.
>>
>>72061151
ALL BT IS GOOD
>>
>>72061406
Agreed
>>
>>72061930
In Battle and For Victory are number 1 for me f@m
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Trying to get into the genre, i really like slayer and other bands where they're not screaming complete gibberish. Can someone recommend me some metal where the lyrics are coherent?
>>
>>72062700
Good
>>
>>72065524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSphGoJsAjQ
>>
>>72062874
Fucking Inquisition is so rad live
>>
>>72063055
Fag
>>
>>72063093
ohh the irony
>>
>>72063250
All are fucking retarded
>>
>>72063474
kek
>>
>>72065524
Besides the big bands like iron maiden, sabbath, judas priest, metallica/megadeth, etc
Try candlemass, listen to every album, chronologically
If you dont know what albums to listen to: check out metal-archives.com and see which have high average review scores, those are pretty accurate
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>>72065524
>faggot cares about coherent lyrics
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>>72065812
>check out metal-archives.com and see which have high average review scores, those are pretty accurate
>>
>>72065851
Name 1 (one) average review score for a big album that isnt accurate in metalarchives
>>
>>72065752
How? It's no more retarded than pagan beliefs of woodland spirits and other such fantasies
>>
>>72065903
RUST IN PEACE SHOULD BE 100% YOU GODDAMN FUCCBOI FUCC
>>
>>72065904
All retarded, every single one of 'em
>>
>>72065930
kek
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>>72065930
rekt kid
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>>72066009
Not even the best 'Tallica album f@mmo
>>
approximately when did nu-males start to ruin metal?
>>
>>72066318
1983
>>
>>72066318
When extreme genres started becoming a thing
>>
>>72066375
can you elaborate?

>>72066377
how so?
>>
>>72066447
hair metal bands
>>
>>72058365
Metallica I guess
>>
>>72059429
>Is...is
>Isis
Got ya bitch
But yeah she sounds like a keeper
>>
> "I LOVE PESTE NOIRE!"
> What's your favorite album?
> "dueil angoisseus"
>>
>>72066894
who are you quoting?
>>
>>72066902

95% of people I meet in person when I mention Peste Noire
>>
>>72066650
This
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>>72066894
literally every black metal fan
>>
>>72066951
kek
>>
>>72057661
imo that sounds like edge more than cheese. The cheese is usually self aware and backed up by competent musicians that are probably just doing it because its fun. If it doesn't meet those criteria then yeah its edge.
>>
>>72066951
95% of people you meet know of peste noire?
>>
>>72058365
They were mine until the latest album. Might get back into Trivium now, its been 5 years.

>>72058484
i discovered gojira very recently, i'd place them only slightly outside of buttmetal.
>>
>>72067123

Well if we're going off the floor then 20% of people I know who listen to music know Peste Noire
>>
>>72064883

This album is one of my favourite albums of all time, it's just glorious.
>>
>>72064883

The 7th album I ever owned and tied with Blood Mountain for me. This was in my opinion the last great Mastodon album. The Hunter was alright, but after that they became 2000 hair dye-core
>>
>>72063145

So what black metal should everyone listen to then?
>>
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>>72063145

Lol, I'm a brown person and I own CDs, LPs, and cassettes by like half of these
>>
>>72053849
I'M LOOKING AT YOU THROUGH THE GLASS
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>boris - feedbacker-
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>>72064883
>when you lowkey know that Mastodon will never crawl out of the shadow of Crack the Skye

I saw them three times during the CTS tour when they played the album in it's entirety.
Shit was cray.
>>
>>72067985
I would really like this man to live forever.
>>
>>72053930
Canada is third world?
>>
>>72068017

Dronevil ~final~ was best long song, followed by flood, followed by feedbacker, followed by absolutego
>>
test
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>>72068744
nice
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>>72068818
Why is Joe so qt?
>>
>>72054018
I'm all aboard that shit bruv

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spnlB3K0610
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>>72068864
idk

met him lately on gojira meet and greet before show

they are great dudes desu
>>
>>72068944
They do seem like pretty cool guys. Still haven't seen them live, which is a mistake.
>>
>>72067636
I'm using this as a recommendation list. Thanks.

Also Lucifugum is anti-Nazi, like they even have a blurb on the back of the Wolves Among Sheep history of NSBM book starting such.

There's a ton of bands on there that aren't pro-Nazi anyway, but that one really irks me.
>>
>>72067636
>hardcore NSBM mixed with totally apolitical acts

Okay
>>
>>72053849
I push my fingers into my..
>>
>>72069026

I honestly found it funny that they put Lustre and Windir there, I mean they're as thematic as you can get
>>
>>72053849
Tom Araya
actually no, he only does "RAH RAH RAH" these days
>>
>>72068147
Me too anon, me too
>>
Do you guys have back problems from doing so much posturing?
>>
Saw amorphis the other day it was killer. Why do you guys hate them again?
>>
Recs on 80's heavy or black thrash?
>>
>>72068744
How'd you do that?
>>
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>>72069563
80s heavy metal you say
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>>72067636
>telling me what to do and what not to do
FOAD
>>
Hey do any anons listen to Liquid Metal frequently?

The frontman of my fav band was interviewed on the station last week but I can't find a video or clip of it :(
>>
Is Asphyx worth seeing live?
>>
>>72068864
Fucking hell, this board is full of faggots l
>>
>>72069517
Who fucking cares
>>
We're not gonna talk about this masterpiece?
>>
>>72069787
new threaderino
>>
>>72069714
Agreed, fellow faggot.
>>
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>>72069820
excluding me of course, you homosexual
>>
>>72069707
Sure
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