What's your "girlfriend's" favorite album?

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> girlfriend

She has a penis

:)

>>72045658
Damn Scarlett Johansson is looking good.

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>>72045658
>girlfriend

My what?

>tfw no qt shoegaze gf(male)

>>72045658
that fag isnt even remotely passable

>>72045691
Stop making me feel

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>>72045671

all the best girls do

I wanna fuck that dude

>tfw girlfriend's a normie that likes ed sheeran

>>72045743
does she have a penis?

>>72045710
>tfw not a trap

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>>72045658
she also really like sepultura and early slayer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNGEQmzDLR0

pic unrelated

>>72045758
No one with a penis listens to ed sheeran

21 pilots

The 1975- I love you when you sleep so I can rape you

>>72045710
>ywn have a trap girlfriend or even have the joyous luxury of watching two feminine teenage boys have sex with each other
Why even live?

>>72045671
s-source me?

>>72045992

>or even have the joyous luxury of watching two feminine teenage boys have sex with each
other

you want some links bro?

There's absolutely no reason to have a girlfriend.

>>72045658
that's a dude

>>72046455
that's the spirit

>>72045658
brand new - the devil and god are raging inside me

>>72046455
Depends how old you are. Once you're in your 30s it becomes a little sad to be single, even getting laid a lot

>>72046478
Don't patronize me. It's the truth.

the bangles, I'd imagine

>>72046078
yes

>>72046497
Have you ever had a gf?

>>72046078
yes, but I meant in person

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>both members of a loving partnership are patrician as fuck
lately she's also been into Black Future by Vektor , God's Money By Gang Gang Dance, and Six Demon Bag by Man Man

>>72046552
Vampire Rodents is garbage and the least defensible of Scaruffi-core

>>72046496
You know what's sadder, though?

Being in your thirties, and buying into the massive financial and lifestyle burden that is having a gf because you care about imagined societal pressures from people you don't know.

>>72046530
No. I've never had a girlfriend and I'm fine.

My leisure is my own. The yields of my labor are my own. I'm free to do with them what I want, when I want.

>>72046570
Give them more of a chance past being "Scaruffi-core" you're just ousting yourself as a pseudo-intellectual by defining them based on a critic. They have a fascinating and challenging oeuvre that revolutionized industrial music. I wouldnt start with Lullaby Land either.

>>72046586
Okay well you can't really say that there's no point in having a gf when you've never even had one.

>>72046609
I've listened to all their albums, the only reason anyone has heard their music at all is because of Scaruffi which is why he is their defining characteristic (unlike the rest of his canon which is made up of artists that are hugely popular outside of his influence) and they revolutionized nothing, relevant industrial music was already dead before they released their first album

RAM by Paul McCartney

>>72046615
Yes I can. It might weaken my argument but considering the fact that you haven't argued how having a gf elevates your existence I'm quite alright with that.

>>72045658
is it REALLY gay for me to be attracted to this girl and her dick? I mean how gay can that really be

>>72046455
with that logic theres not much reason to live either.
not wrong, but stop being a pussy and get some pussy

>>72046777
>with that logic there's not much reason to live either
Not at all. I enjoy things. Each of those things would be impossible if I were dead.

However I don't see what a girlfriend offers that I can't comfortably do/emulate on my own.

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kek

>>72046718
No one is claiming it to "elevating your existence". Maybe you have unrealistic expectations. It's just a really pleasant, but esoteric feeling to be in love with someone. Being codependent with another single human being, knowing that someone is willing to go out of their way to check in on you just for the sake of doing so sometimes, is unmatched. You can just say all of that sounds gay but sometimes the corny sounding shit is right.
>tfw no gf

>>72046925
Those are fair points.

Instead of saying there's no point in having a girlfriend, I should've said there's no point giving it any mind and worrying about it.

Not everyone is capable of finding someone that's willing to go out of their way to check on them just for the sake of doing so, etc. Not everyone is wanted.

>>72047002
Hope you find love anon

>>72047045
I just hope to be happy.

>>72047002
>Not everyone is capable of finding someone that's willing to go out of their way to check on them just for the sake of doing so, etc. Not everyone is wanted.
This. And part of growing up is realizing it's not worth worrying about. Sure, that stuff bothered me like ten years ago but I have more important problems now.

>>72045658
Anything by Nick Cave, not sure she has one particular album

>>72046772
Being attracted to something quite feminine isn't gay. Being turned on by the penis on the other hand...

>>72047144
I'm only into the penis if it is attached to someone feminine

>>72047160
if you want to suck it or stuff it in your arse it's pretty faggot desu.

>>72045658
Right now it's that one by Anderson Paak or the new Sampha.

my imaginary gf is really into neofolk, her favorite album is the księżyc s/t and she loves the films of robert bresson

>>72047116
I GOT THEM NO PUSSY BLUES

Protip: If she doesn't love Junkyard as his best album, she's fucking plebeian scum and you should dump her

>>72047248
You're splitting hairs here, there's nothing gay about a feminine penis

At that point you're saying any guy who enjoys being anally stimulated is gay despite the fact that it's the most intense orgasm a man can have

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>tfw too anxious to use tinder and not interested in any girls that i know in my area

>>72045658
GKMC

>>72047349
Just get Tinder, idiot. What's the worst thing that could possibly happen?

>>72047349
Tinder is like the crumbling of society. Judging people's worth from a picture and a "witty" little bio

>>72047387
t. virgin

what do you call that look?

"meme thot"?

>>72047248
I don't want it in my ass but I want it in my mouth, cocks are hot, it just took me traps to realize this, because on a man the attraction isn't there.

Is liking cock really gay? I'd wager most straight people are into looking at dicks in porn, why would blowjobs and big dicks be such popular categories otherwise?

>>72047349
>>72047379
Tinder is full of girls with daddy issues who mostly just want their massive egos stroked. Which is frustrating because I think of all the online dating options, it's the best concept and execution - it just so happens that it also attracts the shittiest crowd.

Even the few girls who seem semi decent are the "omg boys give me your cheesiest pickup line XD" type

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>>72045658
Art Angels

>>72046455
Yeah man air is totally overrated too

>>72047404
I have a girlfriend, baby dick

>>72047349
>too anxious for tinder
that's redundant. Tinder literally takes away all the anxiety related to meeting new people.

>>72047349
Tinder is not the way to meet people. Its for people who take a lot of pictures to flirt and maybe hook up.

>>72047342
>despite the fact that it's the most intense orgasm a man can have
Not him, but I don't see what the intensity of an orgasm has to do with something being gay or not.

Being attracted to a dick is gay. It being feminine doesn't matter. The potential tensity of an orgasm that involves said dick is irrelevant.

>>72047470
The anxiety is realizing nobody swipes in the direction that constitutes them thinking you are fuckable (I forget which direction that is, I haven't kept up on my late night shows)

>>72047470
You have no idea what an anxiety disorder is.

>>72047404
Just because someone doesn't prefer empty sex doesn't mean they're a virgin you know

>>72047492
Whatever helps you sleep at night

>>72047342
>it's the most intense orgasm a man can have

literally no
only gays are stimulated by that crap, if you like you're closet faggot eventhough you attracted to girls or feminine boys.

>feminine penis
there isn't such thing, does it have boobs or vagina on it to call it feminine? micro-penis yes

>>72047464
Change arms around to penis inside if you want to convert anyone here

>>72047516
Prostate, motherfucker, try it

>>72047509
I don't give a shit about this issue. I just don't see how intensity of an orgasm determines whether or not the source is straight or gay.

Don't respond to my post with this bullshit either. If you've nothing to say, say nothing, faggot fucking bitch.

>>72047470
Any interaction that doesn't take place on this website makes me rich with anxiety.

>>72047505
Of course I do. I just feel you have to be completely anxiety ridden and unable to do anything to get anxious over tinder.

>>72047561
My nigga

>>72047469
yeah my dad works at nintendo too

>>72047572
You don't think maybe someone that's only getting 3 matches a week would feel anxious about initiation conversations/responding?

>>72047572
It's like you don't understand your audience at all, go bait somewhere else

*enters thread with head down, hand on zweihander, straw hat blocking face*

*looks around menacingly and disgusted*

normies... get. THE. FUCK. OUUUUUUUTTTTTTTT

>>72047626
No one ITT is going *normie reeee* etc., you retarded reactionary shit.

Fuck off.

>>72047535
neck yourself faggot

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>>72047626
I'll reply for you

REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>72047663
GET OUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTT

>>72047597
>>72047605
Not even baiting. I'm not saying it's devoid of anxiety inducing things like getting little matches, but going in to tinder you should have realistic expectations, based on your physical appearance considering a match is pretty much completely based on it. Those issues also stem more from a lack of self awareness, low self esteem and depression. Initiating a convo sure can be a little anxiety inducing, but it's nothing like the real thing.

>>72047689
Wow.

What a cool, stand-up guy. Rubbing his happiness in the face of those who aren't as fortunate.

>>72046078
yes

>>72047699
Not the guy you were originally talking to, but I'm too anxious to have a phone, to e-mail people, to answer my apartment buzzer or even go outside most days

It's hardly unreasonable to believe there are people who are too anxious to use tinder, Christ, I've been huddling in the anxiety bunker, mostly cut off from the outside world before tinder existed...it's because I come here I can even remain aware of things like that

>>72047756
That sounds like hell. Have you tried therapy, anon? Never too late to help yourself.

>>72047597
If it makes you feel any better Tinder and online dating and success/lack thereof there isn't necessarily an accurate indicator or predictor of results in real life

>>72047756
This, anon seems completely oblivious to how bad it can get.

I don't want my a photo of my face on an app for people to be passing by, just putting myself out there alone is enough of a reason to not use that fucking thing, and if somebody actually contacted me I wouldn't have the confidence to actually go through with anything and meeting them would be a fucking nightmare, unless that person was similar to me in terms of social anxiety, there would be no common ground at all, going on a tinder date with a normie girl.

>>72047790
I've tried and failed many times, entering a new program soon, we'll see how it goes, I'm having to uproot my entire life (nonexistent as it is) and move to a (relatively) huge city to get any sort of treatment...so, suicide is probably going to be very prevalent on my mind to deal with the intense anxiety of constant new experiences and thousands of people I've never met before and nothing and no one familiar, I don't just want to be like this for the rest of my life

Jesus delete this pathetic off topic thread

>>72047871
Stay strong, you'll get through it anon, I'm pulling for ya

>>72047871
It's okay to be scared of everyday life, anon. But there are ways to use all that built up energy more constructively. I believe in you.

>>72047756
Sorry I am coming off as a bit ignorant and not understanding, I'm better now but overall a depressive person with some anxiety, but mostly social related. I guess it just makes me sad to believe, but don't you seek out help? Or get treated?

>>72047894
>>72047906
Thank you, I wish people in the real world were this supportive, I'll try my best

>>72047915
It's pretty difficult to get treated for social anxiety when it requires you to go out and do it yourself, especially as an adult living alone, you basically have to get over your anxiety to even start the treatment process

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>>72045658
>(((there are no shills or social engineering on /mu/)))

I have no girlfriend and I want to die.

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>>72045698
rude

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I think it's this or that one carpenters album