>open door to your closet >see this What do?

>>71986593
>>71986593
Stop shit posting on mu lavren

I have been far closer to sex and not reached it in my life than finding a fully dressed person in my closet.

In fact, I can't think of a single way this situation would end in sex.

>>71986593
Ah Tori, I see you went to the plastic surgeon I recommended. Wouldn't wear jeans though. Not at your age pet.

>>71986593
BRAAAAAAAP

>>71986593
yell farting noises at her

>>71986614
>hi hello may i use your for sex?
>"no thank you"
>she turns 360 degrees and walks away

>>71986950
>>71986951
Oh shit, hivemind

>>71986593
>say 'what the fuck" to myself
>stick my hand through her to see if I am hallucinating

NONAGON INFINITY OPENS THE DOOR

>>71986950
>>71986951
Kinda sad that /r9k/ thinks anyone besides themselves are so deeply disturbed by farting.

>>71986593
*BAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPP*

mmm oh yes, beautiful farts with talent *sniff sniff*

*BAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRPPPPP*

you dirty slut yesss farts some more

*BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPP*

yesss they smell like cheetos mmmmm

>>71987094
we love farting guy
you must be confused

>>71987094
It's just a meme bro

I'd give her a smooch and tell her she's a very pretty lady who's very talented

>>71987094
https://youtu.be/FiiA9OSm5lc

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"Make me do this, make me do that, make me do this, make me do that"

>>71987351
holy shit, why? Did Descendents really fall off this hard?

>>71987533
Enjoy is FULL OF FARTS.
https://youtu.be/oQ9IF5AFiYQ

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>>71987588

>>71986593
The last girl I kept in my closet wasn't smiling

im enjoying the resurgence in kate posting as of late

>>71987094
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jtE0u1ulOg

>>71986593
Ask her where all my stuff is because I don't have any empty closets

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the sexually aroused phil thomas katt here

kate bush will be LIVE on the uncharted zone tonight...at 9 pm eastern...

>>71987822
i don't like these low quality type of threads desu

>>71987822
it's a shame /mu/ overwhelmingly voted for Can over her

brrrrrrrrrrppppppppppppp

>>71988422
flamboyant..

>Say "You don't have to tell me how you got there, but you do have to eat this
>Hand her a bowl of raw eggs
>Pull out revolver

Am I alone in thinking Kate is a domme? She comes off quiet and sweet but is very assertive with her work.

>>71989608
she's a very active femme

>>71989608
She would be very assertive but not aggressive. She knows what she wants and she might seem like she wants to be in charge, but at the end of the day she's still a cute petite 5'3" brunette who's going to bend over and want you to overpower her

>>71989750
Well color me disappointed
Still love her tho, she's a genius

>>71986614
She's in a closet with no way out.

Think harder.

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>>71990637
she won't say no....because of the implication

>>71986593
*spaghetti starts spilling*

>>71989608
then what was the whole "make me do this, make me do that" shit

>>71991073
shut up

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Kate investigating why she's suddenly the hot new meme

>>71986593
Be weirded out that a young kate bush was just hiding in my closet without me knowing.

>>71986593
I will ask her if she wants to dance with me like she dances in the video of Running up That Hill

>>71986593
*unzips dick*

>>71993329
You might want to read what you wrote dude

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>>71993356
You're new here, aren't you?

thiccc
she can sit in my ass when ever she wants hehe

>>71986593
>Fall in love
>walk away
>fap in bathroom

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>>71986593
>"hi Kate, I didn't expect you there, what's up"
>she starts singing "rolling the ball" over and over while rolling out of the room
>mfw

>>71987010
>360 degrees and walks away
That a full circle you fucking ass hat

>>71995240
you're new

This is what /mu/ should strive to be.

>>71996008
A cute girl smiling and showing off her ass?

>>71996053
don't tempt me

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