>put on some music, anon

>>71955866
no prob
https://youtu.be/EWCmXOUTFzU

>not having a normie playlist

>>71955866
calm your tits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-gcfQhR_9c

>>71955866
>shuffles to squarepusher

K
https://youtu.be/KGVyAxra10o

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>>71955866
>puts on 30 minute prog epic

I don't know what makes me cringe more: my anxiety over sharing music with people or how I autistically obsess over it.

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>>71955928
>Tuxedo
My fucking man

>>71956050
i made my sister listen to Close to the Edge and her mind was blown that the first song was 18 minutes. fucking pleb

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K

>ah yes another opportunity for penderecki enforcement

fucking trash plebs better not ask again

>>71955866
*puts on The Life of Pablo, starts at NMPILA and lets it run*

I actually showed this to a girl who I was trying to impress. What's wrong with me, anon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9lpLm7jwQY

>>71957807
do u have autism

>>71957807
yikes

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>not being both socially adept and musically intelligent to listen to and enjoy music that normies like

>>71955888
checked

>>71957847
quite possibly

>>71957881
this

>>71957881
>not being so dependent on (yous) that you crawl on all fours for it

what is up fellow humans let us all have a good ear experience with the musical of kanye west is that not appealing my friends

>>71955866
>MY MOODS SWING ON THAT SWING SAME
>PUSH ME HARDER
>PUSH ME
>PUSH ME
>SWANG INTO TOMORROW

>>71957807
What did you say before and after you played it?

That's whats important

>>71958030
Yeah exactly. If youre able to interact in a reasonable manner you should be able to pull this off without coming off like an autist.

>>71956050
>>71957672
Close to the Edge is shit prog. Put on something like Supper's Ready or Lizard if you want good long prog.

>>71955888
deez trips

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I'd put on something simple like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CofXSiCmu3Q but first and foremost I'd not do it. no use exposing your interests at a party where nobody cares about anything but drinking and fucking*tips*

>>71957807
i played a girl Joanna Newsom to impress her because she liked the husband comedian who I seem to have forgotten the name of

>>71958071
Pathetic.

>>71958063
Fuck right off my man.

>>71958223
Sorry, it's the truth. Good prog doesn't have shitty meaningless lyrics and masturbatory, bloated instrumentation.

>Playing vidya
>There's a bluetooth speaker
>Play Fugazi, everyone likes it, asks what band it is
>Get through the entirety of 13 Songs and Repeater
Later
>Playing Poker
>Play some Burial and Fishmans
>They like that too
what are you lads doing to fail so hard at this?

>>71958116
hi how are u

>>71958030
we were talking about "weird" and "artsy" music. I played it for her half-jokingly, don't know what I expected.

Btw what she considers to be artsy and weird is David Bowie

>>71958282
Haha whatever you say pal.

>>71955866
thank god I'm a fucking loser with no friends, don't have to deal with that shit

>>71955888
pls post ur normie playlist im in dire need

>>71958497
future and young thug if you want to retain any dignity

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKmsM-_xx-o

>>71958467
Exactly. You'd do well to follow the advice of those who don't have shit taste.

>>71955866
>BIG BLACK JACK
>SPANISH EDDIE

>anon this is weird

>>71958497

>OVO sound/Drake shit
>Kanye
>The Weeknd
>Rihanna
>Beyonce
>Any trap artist
and
>>71958634

Basically pick the black artists from the Billboard top streaming chart and create a playlist

it happened to me once

iv just opened spotify and put the Rap Caviar playlist

One time I was hanging out with my buddies, we were pretty stoned so I put on some good 60's psychedelic music. The Doors come on, this faggot says
>anon, why are we listening to jazz?

>>71958497
chromeo, bonobo, phoenix, daft punk, toro y moi, bag raiders, lido, the neighbourhood.

as the night goes on you may switch to trap. in this case go for A$AP Ferg, DJ Snake, French Montana, Juicy J, Gucci Mane, Migos.

If you really need to secure pussy play wop by j.dash

have fun buddy

t. successful normie

classy crowd? Hamel's Organum
hipster croud? Harmonium
nerdy crowd? Maybe some Schonning

>>71958282
Explain to me the meaning of the lyrics in Lizard.

>>71958784
something makes me cringe about whites and specifically white girls listening to black music like Gucci Mane....like imagine a white girl "grooving" to that shit...unironically, or drunkenly? its kind've like whoever or whatever gave them the idea its not dogshit?

its kind've a cringey moment of cultural programming. which clearly you're attuned to given the list you suggest

>"play those slightly nerdy white people indie bands before we get dirty and fucked up and put on the negro tunes we can hump to because the beat is simple enough"

white girls listening to rap. never get's uncringe

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>>71958919
are you a virgin by any chance cuz you type like a virgin

>>71958919
pls leave

>>71958919
You're reading too much into it. I hate degeneracy just as much as you do. That being said, I enjoy degenerate music when the situation is appropriate.

I listen to Tartini and Bach at home. Though I'm also a GM at a successful club that attracts many girls in my city, and I know what music produces hype.

It's all about playing the game, and the girl, because eventually if you find the right one she will conform to your general energy and taste.

Ultimately the joke's on you.

>>71958735
>>71958634
even young thug is too weird for normies i've been around except for that lifestyle song

>>71958919
>>71959031
>>71959036
>>71959069
calm down they're just bar sloots

>>71958919
lol´d

>>71959125
t. virgin

>>71955967
My man.

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>>71959125
pic related
it's you

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>>71959031
no actually girls dig well-spoken fuckers like me. they know I'm above them mentally

"""cuz""" I don't type like a fuccboi

>>71959069
>>71959036

bros, pic related. went to a random gucci video.

the dude is legit singing the melody of jingle bells while rapping about ak-47's and fulfilling every meme in the goddamn book from "gold chains" to "sick whips" and "hot bitches"

the amount of meme and retard stuffed into this man I just can't.......

>>71959138
>>71959171
calm

>>71959174
it's because you're taking gucci seriously. while nobody else gives a fuck. mike will literally samples runescape jingles that he can rap over. it's supposed to be retarded.

people are just having fun and letting lose while you're standing in the corner with folded arms.

again, the joke's on you.

>>71959174
>they know I'm above them mentally
keep telling yourself that, loser

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>>71959174
>no actually girls dig well-spoken fuckers like me. they know I'm above them mentally

i want you to reread your post >>71958919 here, out loud, exactly as you typed it. you sound legit handicapped; girls don't like handicapped people, Virginia.

>>71959171
holy fuck this looks exactly like me

>>71959238
>
>>71959237
>>71959069
taking the bait p hard i see

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>>71959174
>actually girls dig well-spoken fuckers like me

>>71958063
>>71958282

>Lizard
>an album that's more jazz fusion than prog
>an album that robert fripp himself is ashamed of and has called "unlistenable"

ah yes, amazing taste my man, you show those plebs

>>71959237
>>71959238

so you guys respect "GUCCI MANE" as an artist?

in that case I must sincerely say, the joke is most definitely on you.

I wouldn't waste two shit's of my time filling my ears with that "look I can make a beat on the computer Lol I'm black I'm supposed to be fucked up and retarded Lol like and subscribe"

shit is so fucking retarded. you can bet I have my arms crossed. I would spit on the fucker for being such a retard and acting like he's an "ENTERTAINER".......piss off negro MTV meme man

its about raising your standards friends. this is the essence of normie disease. low standards, alcohol, and cultural programming

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>>71959273
listen you can play it off as bait buddy, but if you live your life according to 2 chainz, I promise things will get better for you.

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>>71959303
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cn2dBwPlbP

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>>71959402

You're all a bunch of normalfags in case you haven't got it yet.
/mu/ is a facebook tier board infested with special snowflake teens and college faggots leading normal lives all while claiming to be outcasts because they listento indieshit and "experimental" trash.
Also being a virgin doesn't automatically make you immune to normalfaggotry.
>>71959402
You sound like you need your testosterone supplements.

>>71959610
hey faggot why don't you cheer up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eu13Mmfxctc

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>>71959610
and you sound like a self-impressed, uncertain pussy who clings to /r9k/ rhetoric as a substitute for facing and dealing with the just-as unhealthy and culturally-barren existence you lead yourself

cat

>>71959610
From one neurotic to another, you are fucking delusional.

>>71959287
>he doesn't know that Fripp renounced that claim upon hearing the new mix
Stay pleb

>Nah, I'm good

No need to sweat it OP

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>>71959174
>no actually girls dig well-spoken fuckers like me
https://youtu.be/mYc65UHJMx8

>YEAH BUT THOSE GIRLS ARE JUST WHORES..... THATS NOT THE AVERAGE WHITE GIRL.......THATS JUST ONE ISOLATED CASE.....YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND REEEE

>>71955866
GET THOSE LINES READY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3RIcXc94AM

>>71959741
>calling you a faggot for acting like you're special and using "normie" like a newfag is /r9k/ rhetoric
I didn't even claimed that i myself wasn't a normalfag but that's beside the point
>as a substitute for facing and dealing with the just-as unhealthy and culturally-barren existence you lead yourself
You're a pretentious sissy boy. Thanks for the laugh.
>>71959860
>you are fucking delusional
care to explain?

>>71957685
The ultimate pleb filter

>>71958801
http://www.songsouponsea.com/Promenade/Lizard.html
Here you go. Peter Sinfield has an entire website dedicated to explaining each and every single last one of his lyrics, album by album. Certainly not something Jon Anderson would do! Probably because his lyrics make no sense and are completely incoherent.

>>71957807
Oh shit anon, what have you done.

>>71957807
Play this, it works every time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ld81Y6Em3NM

>>71960114
Chorus:
IAMAHURAGRENICSGNITA
fucking hell.

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>>71955866
>AY

>>71960114
how gay are you dude?
maybe invest in a BPA free water bottle...

>>71960162
it's fine if you don't get it, in fact it's probably preferable, women eat this shit up.

>>71960243
enjoy never getting laid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e67Q-sTHVhc play whatever i am personally listening to at that moment

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>>71960247
maybe on their own time, but not if you're playing that for them. god damn.

>>71960261
enjoy being laughed at in your desperate attempt to impress girls by playing feminine music.

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>>71960279
>I'M A BIG MANLY MAN ONLY MANLY MAN MUSIC FOR ME. WOMEN SINGING? WHAT A JOKE

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>she puts my player on shuffle
>first track is Karate by Kennedy

>>71958282
>Good prog doesn't have shitty meaningless lyrics and masturbatory, bloated instrumentation.
you have it completely reversed
good prog has shitty meaningless lyrics and does have masturbatory bloated instrumentation

>>71960345
you might as well just come out of the closet and blast this because they will get the same hint either way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlYbDjwBe2Y

>>71960391
they'd probably enjoy it, you honestly have no idea how women work do you? as long as you approach it with the right level of confidence you can do basically whatever you want and they'll eat it up. if you feel secure in playing good music (regardless of how ""feminine""" it is) they'll enjoy it. in fact they'll enjoy feminine music even more and if you take the right approach they'll melt in your arms. Sorry you're a kissless virgin m8 but don't take it out on me

>>71958405
that's fair desu

>>71960489
you're a beta playing music for the girl because you think it will appeal to her. that's not natural or confident.

girls don't want to be catered to. they gravitate toward swag experiencing its own wow-factor. these tracks are not good and indicative of your own virginity.

I bet you live in the friendzone.

jesus christ you fags stop arguing just play some drake and get laid

>>71960658

Drake is for literal faggots

>>71959610
Suggesting supplements for low t really shows your power level. What he needs is a correct diet, exercise, and consistent sunlight on his chest, back and testicles... that probably applies for the majority of people on this board, though. Bitchy idealists, the lot of you.

>>71960708
women LOVE drake so your argument is invalid

>>71960658
this, literally fucked 2 girls while the new drake album was playing on Sunday.
passionfruit will do it.

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there you go

this or massive attack

>>71960765
Lost my virginity to nothing was the same shit was ironic

Too many inbreds tonight arguing about there feelings

secret weapons for you betas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDPgHlaqRNw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PweEtDSqUs

>>71960759

Because women are literal faggots

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>>71960853

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byxldNhM6lE

>>71960846
haha jezuz but i see where you getting at, haha is that riff raff

>>71960811
Their*

>>71960899

>taking dick
>not the definition of faggot

>>71960994
>definition of faggot
wouldn't you know

this looks like a pickup game

>>71959402
I had a good chuckle

>>71955866
https://youtu.be/-qQMiyniJys

>>71955866
Wait, you don't listen to enjoyable and accessible music? That's like most of /mu/core....

>>71960742
>Suggesting supplements for low t really shows your power level
You didn't even got the joke kek
>What he needs is a correct diet, exercise, and consistent sunlight on his chest, back and testicles
I grew up in a rural area full of sunlight, so harsh afternoon games was an everyday occurrence during my child and dream years. Also my parents are good looking so i ended up with the appearence of a male model\holywood star. My voice was manly as fuck already by 14 despite not looking the part yet and my shoulders have grown broad as fuck. I don't even need to lift, i'm skinny as fuck and still look aesthetic due to proportions. My old school mates are all about the same age as me by now (20) but they are already start aging (observing their hairlines receding a little) even if they work hard to stay in stay healthy and not gain weight when i have to do basically fuck all and still stay lean.

It all comes down to genetics and environment plays a very little part in the process despite the claims all of you fabricate to cope with your situation.
You're as much as an idealist as the rest of them.

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>>71961465
>dream years
I meant to say teen goddamnit. Fucking sleep deprivation.

Just thinking about getting put on the spot like that is making me anxious.

>>71956085
Too close

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>>71959108
IMMALIHLIFLIKABEGINNABUTTHISONLYBEGININNNNNNNG

NONAGON INFINITY OPENS THE DOOR

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>sweating intensifies

>>71955866
Well, I assume you're at least a little familiar with someone if they're asking you to play music. You're not just taking your best guess at what exactly normiecore is, just play something you know they like and you don't hate.

Apart from that I'd probably just play some Alabama Shakes or something. They aren't generic and I haven't met anybody that hates them.

>>71961465
>It all comes down to genetics
Stop spreading this meme, nutrition and environment/exercise are way more important than genetics

>>71955928
>ywn be husky lovable pacific islander
why even live?

>meet top QT girl
>she literally has 100% the same taste as me.

Why couldnt it work out. FUCK.

>>71963024
because you're supposed to challenge each others taste, not be clones

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>>71955866
This happened to me last Friday at an after work function.

I wanted to put on something chill to show everyone how cool and chill I am so I sperged out and put on 420.

Got to about the second "your move" before I closed it and put on some random Spotify playlist.

>Plays Rap Caviar on spotify
Easy mode, but you'll fucking hate some songs and may look like a fag if you just let it shuffle through all the basic bitch shit. Logic, for example, is alternative enough while normie friendly enough that you can play some if his shit and avoid that basic bitch vibe, even if the rest of what you play is that basic bitch shit. And still, if you exclusively play Rap Caviar, you won't have any problems honestly if its with typical normies, the worst problem you'll have is lacking a defining musical taste, which is not necessary but is really nice in making you a unique human being, by normie standards. But if you have some love for yourself you'll build a normie playlist from your favorites of Rap Caviar and spruce in some Logic, Danny Brown, whatever normie-friendly but slightly alternative stuff you can find. That way you have normie music that doesn't make you hate yourself.

My one really popular extrovert normie friend sometimes literally puts on "US top 50". No problems had. So literally no one at all should be worried about having normie shit to play. Just build off this shit and find some normie-friendly shit to add in like Logic or something. I keep mentioning Logic because he is THE "alternative" rapper for normies. Seriously.

If you have contempt for normies, just realize that this popular music gets popular because of tribalism. You haven't escaped tribalism, because you're on /mu/... we just conform to "enthusiast" music. How many normies do you think have little care at all for music and just listen to the most popular music because it's easiest and low effort? It's just the way it is.

>>71957807
I showed it to a girl too, we're engaged now.

>>71958063
Supper's Ready is dreadful prog. I've tried. I've tried so much to jump on the genesis train but they;re just so fucking boring compared to ELP/Yes etc.

>>71958743
underrated post

>>71958063
Close to the Edge is 10/10 perfection

>>71960114
this is actually bad

Why do you guys hang out with dumbasses?

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The key is to autisticily separate playlists on your phone.
On Foobar you can easily make playlists
just put shit like Bohemian Rhapsody and Uptown Funk on it
Easy peasy as much as I want to share some of the other stuff I'm into I know not everyone wants to explore a musical discovery at a party or in a car and if you want to slowly convert them just start small.

>>71964285
>Bohemian Rhapsody
nigger wtf are you doing, this is a thread about playing music for normies in a car or social setting, that song is not that

>>71964358
Everyone has a different definition of normies- While you try to hang out with frat bros that don't know why you orbit, that anon is still in high school

>>71964367
you're imagining fantasy worlds again kid

>>71958405
>artsy and weird
I hate those words. Commit to your definition of art, don't patronize it with some teenage emo lingo

>>71964358
>>71964367
Not in high school but that would make sense
but close 4 years out of high school and my friend group which is mostly females most of them either ironicly listen to pop rap or classic rock
They all sing it in the car so I guess that covers my friend group but point is still there.
Just pick what's popular or what can be disguised as something else it's not that hard.

>>71958497
the trick is to put on accessible semi-normie music
>Soulwax - From Deewee
great new album, recorded in one take, took them 18 times, great mixing too
>Talaboman - The Night Land
real techno, nice backdrop music
>Kendrik Lamar - HUMBLE
up and coming rap talent with a great message
> Smino - Blkswn
new wave hiphop album with some great rapes such as theMind and Noname (Telefone)
>GTA Vice City Fever 105

Sure my dudes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRn9BRo4Igw

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>>71964436
>some great rapes

https://youtu.be/WQQJ7zBzYJs

fuck normies desu
I'm putting on Alestorm and pretending that I like it

>>71964587
"That's to weird..."

>>71957807
>not Dachau Blues

>>71955928
That was comfy at senpai

>>71960345
The music is shite, m8.

Id much rather listen to Stereolab or Cocteau Twins for my female singer fix. If some chick doesnt like it, they can fuck off.

>>71955928
Thank you so much for sharing this

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I met a cute girl and we started hanging out a lot, just driving and listening to music. She was one of those manic pixie dream girls that leads you on forever, one of the worst kinds too.
She was notorious for leading guys on and never dating. "Free Spirit" bullshit.
One of my friends got snared in that trap for 2 years, and fuck was that hilarious and embarrassing; some people can't take a hint.

We got into an obscure music contest trying to outdo the other, but looking back at what we considered obscure in 2012, none of those bands are obscure anymore. I really got along with her because she was one of the few girls in Okinawa that didn't like metal.

Blog Post:
[spoiler]We both went to a party with all our friends and we all got drunk, I decided to make a move on her but she stated a firm "Stop." in which case I immediately did. She then proceeded to hit on my good friend and they eventually disappeared together that night so I assumed they were fucking. I was fucking pissed, so I hooked up with her chubby best friend at the time who was into me to spite her. Turns out they didn't even fuck, they just made out a lot. I did though. What's worse is the chubby friend wanted to date me and I was definitely not into it. Luckily, the girl I hooked up with was entirely sober without me knowing so I was never given any shit at all for what I did from my other friends.
However, one day came where cute girl invited me to her house, which was incredibly rare, especially since we weren't on the best terms after what happened at the party. We made a playlist on her computer in her room and then we laid on her bed. She moved closer to me. I knew I could have done something, but I just didn't. I fell asleep.
She woke me up and kicked me the fuck out to Bon Iver.

I will always laugh at Bon Iver.

>>71964948
This is fucking hilarious

>>71955866
I mainly like funk right now, so pretty normie

just say "gotchu" and put this on

no chance at failing this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dYPYAMxviw

>>71965006
>funk
>normie

please tell me you dont actually belive this
you are not black and this isnt the 70s....

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>>71955866
>not having your midnight burgers yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OEqwErtGhQ

>>71957807
crazy how you can tell someone's a poseur straight away when they choose frownland of all the tracks on tmr

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>>71965017
>That dual channeling.

>>71955866
https://open.spotify.com/artist/6cxx0cktWwhTwJ1lqZ5bDf

>>71965017
For when we're absolutely baked with an indica-heavy strain

Or for homework

>>71958794
good taste

bill evans solo recordings is probably a good shout too, accessible enough for most people to at least not get annoyed by it, but still actually good if you have someone a more pretentious cause of his classical-ish style

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r8 my "normie party" playlist bros

Considering I don't get invited to many parties I haven't had much of a chance to try it out. Last time I tried it out people seemed annoyed at all the rap stuff and wanted The Chainsmokers instead

>>71960114
I cant believe I paused Prurient for this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0uO-jKZoHU

>>71959402
Noice

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>>71958919
>>71959174
WEEEEW

>>71965568
Not good, normies need Chainsmokers. You have too much good music on there.

>>71958919
>>71959069
>>71959174
oh no

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>>71964948
>one of the few girls in Okinawa that didn't like metal
anon are/were you in the military

>>71962255
AOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOO

>>71965058
I didn't mean that it's normie music like rap or Chainsmokers, but it's pretty normie friendly, especially if you play James Brown or something.

>>71958919

Feel better bud

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>>71960779
>tfw i initially read this as "Was Head Out"

>>71966033
I'm a normie and believe me nobody wants to hear chainsmokers outside of an uber. Put that garbage on and you will go nowhere but back to your computer chair alone.

You're better off playing juicy j.

good thing i listen to indie that's only one step more obscure than the bands most people have heard of

>>71960114
Jesus fucking christ, man.

>>71960267
Fuck no and fuck u

>>71966273
Because it's a dumb fucking cover

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPNH2BYBWOs

anything new wave

>>71960489
I'm curious, do you fuck yuppie/hipster white chicks exclusively? R&B has always impressed women I've been with the most, and it works best because I actually like it and I'm not pandering. To be frank I'd sooner put on Power Electronics and joke about it than play whatever the hell you posted.

>>71955866
No

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>>71957807
>Not at least starting with Moonlight on Vermont

>>71959402
You've got a good speaking voice anon

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>>71955928
nice

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>>71958919
>>71959238
https://clyp.it/25odfedt

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Is he acceptable for normies ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5PSxe6iCnI&t=2189s

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>Put on Kodak Black
>Everyone starts head nodding

Thanks Project Baby.

>>71965568
Add a Sissy Spacek song so every time you hit shuffle it's like Russian roulette.

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Don't worry I got your normiecore right here

>>71965017
that is so chilling actually... and normie-friendly

>>71955866

HEY!

MY NAME IS IS

WHAT?

MY NAME IS

WHO?

MY NAME IS

CHIKA CHIKA

SLIM SHAYDEE

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>Ladies! I'm going to take you on a journey, deeeeeep down south, waaaaay back in time, with some old-timey gutbucket authentic delta country blues, are you ready?

>>71967750
what?

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>>71956050
>put on echoes
>anon wtf are these whale noises
>anon you have shit taste
>they only made it 20 minutes so they didnt need to make a real album

>>71956085
You aren't alone if it makes you feel any better

>puts on classical music
'wow anon ur so smart and good taste'

there's no way you don't find this catchy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prBaZzYmQrI

shame the clip is sjw crap

>>71966907
tesla boy

>>71958919
dunno why youre getting railed cause what youre saying is true, clearly /mu/ has went full normie retard mode

>>71967750
>https://clyp.it/25odfedt
actually laughed pretty fuckin hard there

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>>71969513

>>71955866
Plebs love Tame Impala

>>71965283
what's wrong with frownland?

>>71970059
Come on tame impala is decent

>>71970204
if it's in your top 5 tracks on trout mask replica you're a birdbrain, everything about it is topped later on in the album

>>71967750
>https://clyp.it/25odfedt
lmao

>>71958688
kek

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>>71967750
holy fucking shit

>>71955866
>>71955888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aofoBrFNdg

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>>71967750
>https://clyp.it/25odfedt
how

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>Tell them I have a very weird taste in music and they wouldn't like it
>they still tell me to put on a song
>put up my favourite
>they all tell me they don't like it

>>71970506
unironically love this song

>>71967750
Are you the same guy that voiced the brap pasta?

>>71955866
ONE BANANA TWO BANANA THREE BANANA FOUR!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flMS2gHFOH0

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>>71967750
ohfuck

>>71957807
meh, if they don't dig what you dig... fuck'em, fuck'em right in the ass

>>71970554
what BRAAAAAP pasta? post it

>>71960846
wapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwap

>>71955878
this "I'm sad I wanna die trap "shit is so dumb to me

>>71970662
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gPUXkB1QM2

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>>71959174
>they know im above them mentally

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>>71967750
>https://clyp.it/25odfedt

>>71957807
should have put on some of this anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9BGW61_zOA
woman are preconditoned to like the sound of washingmachines

>>71955866
got that midas touch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkXxQL-nyQw

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>>71955866
"You know I'm serious about you girl, you have my heart"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozXQPCtaZ1o

I'm not afraid to share music I like.

Guess I'm not a fag.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImKY6TZEyrI

>>71971720
or because you have bland and generic taste in music

>>71968235
normies hate this

>>71958087
Andly Blamdblerg

>>71970554
no but I'm glad to see people think my voice is funny

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sure thing pal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeFyD-JYWD0

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>>71959174
Supreme gentleman coming through
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zxdkLJ5pYH

>>71969612
>XD ure a virgin!!!111!1

Woman detected

>hey ya
>world hold on
>lucini
>no one knows
>tron song
>argamnials
>flashing lights
>scar tissue
>4'33"
>doin time/summertime
>homecoming
>tame impala
>buyer's market

>>71967750
Actually chuckled

>>71960114
damn this is good

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>>71958405
>Btw what she considers to be artsy and weird is David Bowie

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>>71960114

>>71973396
so close, anon

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>>71967750
fucking rofl

>>71962841
ive tried this at least 3 times and it never works

>>71965568
danny brown is a pleb filter, even over a generic edm trap beat like attak. sorry desu

>>71959610
why cant music be for people with healthy social lives

>>71966057

Nope! I was a military brat. My parents are retired Air Force and I had stayed in Okinawa 3 years after graduation just to work at the Base Exchange and find out what I wanted to do in life.

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I got this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvcrCmSkTss

>>71976706

The meaning of the song (and alot of Marvin Gaye's music) has been twisted by popular culture. It's not seen as the glourious and lush romantic song it once was because televison, commercials, and movies have devalued it into being just another pop culture landmark.

>>71967750
this is the funniest thing I've seen on this website in ten years. jesus christ.

>>71959174
you'll actually go to your grave without ever understanding why people love gucci mane and hate you

that'd be hilarious if it wasn't so fucking sad

>>71968677
>anon, it's been 5 minutes! When are they going to start singing?

>>71960114
i dont get it what's so horrible about it

>>71974990
>so close
so close to what

>>71977848
The edge

>>71957685
Best radiohead album. Most fans are too pleb to realize its genius.

>>71971381
is this why?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnBH5NxJYJU

Playboi Carti
M83
Drake
Thugger

>>71976948
when was this lmao i was in korea and often went to oki for xc far east what school were u at

>>71980097

No shit? I graduated 2011, Kadena. I went to South Korea for Choir Far East!

>>71955866
>u-uhhhh
>*mouth goes dry*
>*fingers shaking*
>*googles fat dj "another one" guy*
>*googles "fun britney spears remix"

>>71955866
>Arcade Fire
>Gorillaz
>Tame Impala
>Daft Punk
>The Strokes
That's some tolerable stuff right there that you can play for em plebs.

>anon, ur music is weird

>>71955866
>o-ok
>ac/dc start playing

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>>71955866
I usually put on some shoegaze or dreampop

Any tips for a darkie itt? Everyone just assumes I'm going to play some rap or some R&B because I'm black but most of the time, I just want to play some rock music and I've been getting into more experimental stuff lately anyway. Not that I don't listen to rap or R&B but most of what I like isn't what normies would be into.

>>71957807
That's pretty good, i don't see a problem.

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>>71967750
this is absolutely legend

>>71977938
This

>>71958784
kill yourself

>>71967750
beautiful. thanks for keeping /mu/ great

>>71982156

Ever listen to Tosin Abasi?

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Just put on Frank Ocean

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>>71958919
Someone wanna cap holy shit

Nirvana (Nevermind and Unplugged)
Any hip hop besides Industrial/glitchy shit
Rocksteady and reggae
Afrobeat
Instrumental electronics that are easy to the ear (the likes of techno, breakbeat, house)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yV0LZj9qs2c

>>71958656
This is fucking comfy as a fuck.

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>put Geogaddi
>"oh my God, Anon, what is this, I am going to puke right now"

>>71982156
Swans

>>71967750
>https://clyp.it/25odfedt
Lost it

>>71955866
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugdc-R9p3ps