/metal/

First for glam slam

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Second for Slovak tech death

FUCKED

IN
THE
NAME
OF

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

third for sleaze metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XNqHGSr-es

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPErD_Nq5TY

which one of you did this

>>71954254
GISM is my favorite band of all time, but I never considered them proper crust. It's just awesome j-metal and hardcore.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjAT2dcQymU

Xth for cringe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGsRTGMMonE

Xth for water vocals

>>71954377
DRIPcore

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>>71954311
dude anime lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zcjt8HqBAoI

>He doesn't like buttfolk
Why do you hate fun, Anon?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_nYgeYc90g

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Is buttdeath a thing?

Like there's buttfolk and buttrock obvious, but what about buttdeath?

Or blackbutt for that matter?

>>71954460
arch enemy is buttdeath

Does jazz metal exist?

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>>71954460
buttdeath is certainly a thing

>>71954486
no, it doesn't, because metal is aryan by nature, fuck niggers

>>71954460
Pure death? No idea. But there has to be a few thousand buttmelodeath bands out there.

>>71954362
Idk but congratulations to the kid

>>71954486
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfKrjZWG09c

>>71954486
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bq3LmTZPCp8

This is a more extrememe instance, but yes it does exist

>>71954486
Use google you fucking newfag

Threadly reminder that jazz is more metal than metal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-GUNcSWSko

>>71954460
Everything featuring Chris Barnes is buttdeath

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i never appreciated this when i first heard it but going over it again its pretty damn good

>>71954460
Behemoth
Post Legion Deicide
Late Obituary and Pestilence
Gojira
Dying Fetus

>>71954565
I remember that guy, one review described him as piano djent or Meshuggah meets Magma

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>>71954615
>Dying Fetus

legitemately triggered

>soulside journey riffs with don dokken vocals

>>71954484
That's butt melodeath
Butt metaloeath is also everything featuring Bjorn "Speed" Strid

>>71954444
quads confirm, buttfolk is best!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjZ1B897Tuk

>>71954752
This is still the best metal music video ever created, the guy who kicks open the door to the shitter while playing the violin is my role model in life

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GRANDMA !

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Post 'em

>>71954752
This is Spurdo in music form

bands i don't like

>iron maiden
>jag panzer
>non-SYL devin townsend
>napalm death
>anything after death's 2nd album
>ozzy osbourne
>power metal
>katatonia
>NWOBHM except judas priest
>motorhead

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>>71954928

>>71955034
>motorhead
You take that back

>>71955057
lemmy said they're not a metal band.

>>71955068
Yeah, so? They're still an awesome band

>>71954928
+Walls of Jericho
+ thundersteel
+show no mercy

>>71954615
>Behemoth
I disagree
>Post Legion Deicide
True
>Late Obituary and Pestilence
Too true
>Gojira
Who the fuck calls Gojira a Death Metal band?
>Dying Fetus
Fuck you

>>71955034
>non-SYL devin townsend
Opinion discarded

>>71955153
All true desu.

>>71954511
somebody got paid to make that album art

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>>71955153
>Darkthrone
>Dio
>King Diamond
>Venom
>Atheist

>>71955153
missing Sunbather.

Emperor of Sand is a good addition though, it's shitty enough to make this bait believable

>>71954426
are those the same negros behind 30XX?
because i like that shit

>>71955153
This bullshit makes no sense
/metal/ is getting really lazy with the shitposting

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>>71955451
t. nu-male

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gorememe coming thu

>>71954928
+ Motorhead, Judas Priest, Slayer, Venom

>>71955048
+ Melvins, CC, Cryptopsy, Slayer

i'm trying to think of the edgiest metal song ever written

so far my top candidate is I Cum Blood, any suggestions?

>>71955664
pls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AL_2UjDqQCU

>>71955522
muh goregrind nigga

>>71955664
>he doesn't listen to Iperyt
wew lad

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post nu-male repellents
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHqdcOtcb4M

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>>71954376

kek which culturally retarded south american country is this from?

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>>71954615
>>71954666
>>71955129

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>>71955823
spain

>>71954486
Black Sabbath

>>71955823
spain

>>71954460
Cannibal Corpse, Dethklok, Deicide, Nile, Amon Amarth, etc.

>>71955758
kek sounds like that was the biggest influence in the latest infant annihilator album

>>71955949
Actually is true,
That's what stoner sabath worship bands don't fucking get, black sabbath was a JAZZ-influenced band, that's why they fail to capture its sound.

HEY HEY HEY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc0sJvtKrRM

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>>71956039
>nile
>buttdeath

>>71955153
I'd like to meet one person who listens to both Tenacious D and Mayhem

>>71956160
any ironic hipster into metal

>>71956196
Ironic hipsters don't listen to Mayhem, they listen to modern, sleek production indie prog like The Dear Hunter

>>71954376
>that comment about building a wall to keep them out
>they actually responded
ah

bless metal

>>71956245
and agalloch

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Who was the bigger cunt, Dead, Euronymous or Varg?

>>71956309
Was Dead considered a cunt? I thought he just holed himself in his room all the time.

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>>71956245
>Ironic hipsters don't listen to Mayhem
oh they have Deathcrush on repeat. And a few Burzum records too.

>>71956309
dead never bothered anybody he was sick and was always in his room.

>>71956309
Euronymous was apparently not liked very well by other people in the Norwegian black metal scene.

Varg on the other hand may very well be a sociopath.

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any recommendations similar to Dissection?

>>71956457
Thulcandra

>>71956457
Watain

>>71956360
>>71956379
He still bothered people indirectly, he was just moping around and bothered the other members about moving on with the band when he was a NEET fuck and the other members had jobs and families. He apparently stabbed Euronymous too according to Varg but take of that what you will.

>>71956457
Naglfar but they are kinda a meme so watch out

>>71956457
Sacramentum

>>71956457
Dawn

>>71956369
they certainly don't listen to the best Mayhem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ejas4ynXzx8
besides, who gives a damn about deathcrush and other moss-grown overrated shit

>>71956450
Varg almost feels more mentally sound than Dead and Euronymous even though he killed him, with the whole Dawn of the Black Hearts bullshit

>>71956475
>>71956495
>>71956504
>>71956515
>>71956535
cheers

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>>71956666
D I G I T S

rec me some chill metal

>>71956831
Insect Warfare

>>71956868
B)

>>71956831
How about this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tr5HEI5BJ8

>>71956666
http://www.similar-artist.com/similarto/artist/Dissection/

for future reference

>>71956831
Sunn 0)))

Also not metal but listen to The Kilimanjaro Darkjazz Ensemble

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Nrm4H7FJGw

>>71956994
Or similar artists tab on m-a.

>>71956991
Mate I like gorement already, I know you're havin a giggle but I already listen to these bands man

>>71957008
Sunn 0))) is great

I'll check that

>>71957037
How am I supposed to know, ANONYMOUS?
Anyways, how about Runemagick? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7UjO8-Sv-4

>>71957129
Yeah they're good too

check out Viogression

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>>71956666

i like this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RohHZbQ5po
am i a nu-male?

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Post your most metal reaction images.

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>>71957174

>>71956309
Euronymous. He was a gay commie hanging out with a bunch of 19-year-olds who he thought he could trick into making his rentboys with his 'trve black metal' thing.

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>>71955034
Why even have ears?

>>71957142
Seems ut should be you recommending shit to people, not the other way around.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FqGUmBNhKI

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>>71957174

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>>71957174

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>>71957174

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>>71957174

>>71957206
I'm really high and after some chill sounding stuff man idk

I don't really consider death doom that chill

This is alright

>>71957250
who the hell?

>>71957250
is that The Undertaker

>>71957266
>>71957326
yes

>>71957335
i was gonna guess someone from WASP.

>>71955153
replied

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>>71957174

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>>71957174

>>71957433
M A D M A N

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>>71957174

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>>71957174

favorite meal
http://www.strawpoll.me/12671751/r

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Recommend me non-potato DSBM. The shittiest quality I can handle is Arnaut Pavle.

>>71957647
don't make me choose, senpai

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What do you guys think about this album?
[spoiler]I unironically love it[/spoiler]

>>71957735
>spoilers not working on /mu/
well well well...

>>71957735
production hurts my ears and overall boring

Reminder that motorhead is numale
https://youtu.be/G9bkoa8qDcA
1:00

>>71957745
Every AN album has shitty production, Kenney should just stop being a cheap bastard and hire someone with actual talent to do mastering.
Or maybe he just loves walls of sound, that retard.

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>>71957174

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>Now let me tell you why all the nu-thrash bands will never live up to 80's Sepultura....

Good interview though. Even if the kid is a retard. Max seems like the nicest guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c1CvzSCqzU

>>71957879
I think thats part of the appeal though
>its bad on purpose
lel still enjoy them

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>>71957174

Question; Why do most metalheads have greasy as fuck, and usually long hair? Why can't they dress and fix themselves up a bit?

>>71954357
Neat fucking stuff

>>71958062
t. numale

>>71957967
There's raw production and there's 0 dynamic range, one is fine the other is FUCKING NOT.

>>71958092
>denial
Just look at this pic >>71957949
fucking disgusting greasy hair, skin, neckbeard, and zits

Take care of yourself you disgusting animals

>>71958189
t. riggered

>>71958188
But not even raw, just brickwalled

>>71958062
Most people in this thread dont, they post stuff about nu males and buttmetal to try and be edgy instead.

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AS NIGHT IS FAAAAALLLLLINNNGGGG THE END IS DRAWING NEAR. THEY'LL HEAR. THEIR LAST RITES ECHO ON THE WIIIIIIIINNNNDDDD.

>>71957735
I think it's pretty fucking great

>>71958389
Whats your fav song from the album?

>>71958336
Why are the walls covered in hair?

>>71954518
Fucking wew lad

>>71955196
I could do way better

>>71954927
Welcome home

>>71955048
MY NIGGA
+Candlemass, Vio-Lence, Early Obituary

>>71956369
Hipsters only listen to Deathcrush ironically. Fucking hate them

>>71958709
its got severed nigger hands on the cover. they dont like those kinds of things. at least the ones here dont.

never met a hipster in real life who listened to mayhem or burzum

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>>71957174

>>71958822
Ive never met a hipster at all. Maybe its because i live in rural Australia, everything around here is numale repellent

>>71958815
That's why I said ironically bc people praise shit without them even knowing what they're praising.

>>71958828
abbath is such a goofball :3

>>71958880
I fucking dig the meal and punk australian scene mate.

>>71958908
he's literally /our guy/ next to Demonbitch

>>71958822
I have. Oh boi

>>71958950
Post pics, i want to see what they look like

>>71958915
What are your favourite bands? Mine personally are portal, disentomb and mournful congregation. Trying to get into striborg at the moment.

>>71958977
Niggas tf? Why would I take pics of faggots I've seen at shows. Little bit too homoerotic f@m

>>71959023
Pics or gtfo

>>71958433
Hard to say, either Oil Upon the Sores of Lepers for that chunky groove or Terror in the Mind of God

how does one write unriffs?

>>71959398
turn on your 7 reverb pedals

If your favorite band is NOT one of the following:
Judas Priest
Motorhead
Accept
Manowar
Manilla Road
Jag Panzer
Bolt Thrower

...then you're a goddamn nu-male and need to leave the hall.

>>71955153
What's the album second row bottom?

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>>71957174
I really feel like this one image conveys a lot about Erik's personality. The man is known for his long, rambling interviews where he nonchalantly explains his bizarre beliefs regarding the supernatural and its effect on the world, as well as his strange moral system, all wrapped up in a profound adherence to the virtues of the early black metal legends. However, both in terms of his music and his ideas, he falls short (heh) of the darkness or genuine malice of such figures as Euronymous or Nodtveidt. As such, he straddles an awkward line between his stated wholehearted rejection of the "normal" world and his reluctance to fully let go of this "normal" world, as reflected in the highly and melodic take on black metal and his seeming inability to commit and crimes or actions in furtherance of his supposed satanic agenda.

In the photo, Erik appears to be in a highly casual, sociable environment, perhaps a restaurant or a bowling alley of some sort. His posture is fairly relaxed, and he throws a finger point and wink at the camera to suggest a laid-back and nonchalant attitude. However, his attire and long, grimy hair suggests an attempt to remain "black metal" even in such an easygoing setting. Yet, this picture also captures his inability to fully cross into either the "normal" world or the abnormal "black metal" world. For one, his posture setting and his attire and stated beliefs remain seemingly incongruous. Furthermore, the awkwardness of his wink and finger gun is almost palpable upon gazing at this image--looking more like how a teen girl would pose for a photo than a middle aged black metal man. His black metal clothing also appears somewhat oversized for his frame, as evinced by the very wide sleeves of his black jacket. Erik cannot fully adapt himself to the constraints of the "normal" world, nor does he fit the mold of a black metal warrior in undying allegiance to Satan. The man--and the music--remain in a state of awkward limbo.

>>71959112
FOAD

Is DMU a good site or just a meme?

>>71959689
They're shitty but the best shit in all of rest of shitty sites

>>71959491
t. nu-male

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>>71954928

>>71954311
Is there any good lo-fi metal?

>>71959688
Shut up. Fucking TWAT

>be me
>go to code orange show
>not used to hardcore kids fighting invisible ghosts
>push one of them like i would in any other pit
>guy i pushed puts his hand on my shoulder, gestures to the rest of the aspiring karate masters, and yells "THERE IT IS!"

What did he mean by this?

>>71959851
Fucking kek

>>71959845
FUCK OFF AND DED

>>71959851
WEW LAD

>>71959553
I'd straddle his awkward line

>>71959891
Satanism is wasted on youuu

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friendly reminder that
NEW BLACKLODGE SOON
and
NEW IPERYT SOON

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Wtf i love tool now

Where do I go from the big three for good post-meal?

Post metal for when you feel disdain for mankind

>>71956309
Euronymous and that's objective.

>>71959689
DMU is unironically good when they actually write about music

Can some one post the"where do you work out? " "Death metal underground" Pic?

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qwat u blasting mateys?>

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Blackies btfo

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>>71960215
>>71960289
Spinebreaker

>>71960307
what are you even doing with your life

>>71960215
>>71960289
Iron Monkey. Contemplating scrapping this entire week and drinking for it's entirety.

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>>71954928
I can explain

>>71960364
Going to university, hating it, expressing my self loathing through memes on 4chan. Not even joking. Im trying to learn the guitar to keep myself occupied, so hopefully ill shitpost less in the future.

/metal/ sure seems to talk about numales a lot, almost makes you think many of them are self-hating numales
>inb4 "t. numale xD"

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>>71957174

>>71960415
t. numale xD

>>71960419
That was the moment it was confirmed that black metallers get around on bikes

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>>71960368

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>>71960368

>>71956457
Vinterland.

>>71960415
It's a meme that keeps going because people still get butthurt and reply to the shitposters

>>71960368
>skillet
why don't you

>>71960415
t. sissy

>>71960482
>>71960468
>>71960449
A co-worker and I have a list of albums by bands we don't like, and we are listening to them at work to pass the time.
90% of that collage is off that list

Odds and i dont go on 4chan until next year

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fucking Intestinal Disgorge went back to making classic noisegrind!
https://intestinaldisgorge.bandcamp.com/

rejoice

>>71954460
dimmu borgir is buttblack

>>71959022
Not him but Extortion, Whitehorse, Space Bong, and Tangled Thoughts of Leaving are up there for me

>>71960409
i hope you do, <3

>>71960871
and cradle

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>>71957174

>>71959022
Not him but my Aussie favorites are Sacriphyx and Disembowelment

>>71960368
A lot of these albums aren't nearly as bad as their terrible reputation. Most of them are just okay if you listen to them without prejudice.

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>>71957174

>>71954376
wtf is this. holy shit i turned it off when the guy started "singing"

>>71954376
how could this be worse?

>>71961281
they could all be in fursuits

>>71961247
>>71961281
Not sure what you expected from a "metalcore with a female lead singer" band, I can think of maybe 3 that aren't awful, and there's fucking hundreds of them.

>>71961292
at least then you wouldn't realize they're spaniards

So is early Gojira tech death? I mean everything until L Enfant Sauvage is tech death. Then they went all G R O O V Y

>>71961317
you don't comprehend how awful this is. they got EVERYTHING wrong. think about it. THEY ADDED SCRATCHING.

>>71961281
They could be fat.

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This album is god tier raw black metal

So everyone hates Meshuggah now? Literally a few months ago everyone was loving their new album and now you faggots hate them.

>>71961414
Mehchuggah are fucking dogshit, poser.

what's a good litmus test for thinning out plebs from metal?

>>71961414
i haven't enjoyed them since chaosphere

>>71961414
>now

>>71961414
I used to love them but after you've heard one song/album, you've realistically heard them all.

Jens is probably the most boring vocalist in metal.

>>71961436
ask them what their favorite albums are and what they mean to them. if you hear a bunch of dogmatic, trite bullshit, they're lying.

>>71961414
>i saw people on /metal/ express an opinion
>then i saw people on /metal/ express an opposing opinion at a later time
>clearly everyone posting these things are the same people
Memes never die

Please be the tie breaker someone, anyone
King Crimson vs. He is Legend

>>71961436
If they like Venom

>>71961502
http://www.strawpoll.me/12670313

Deafheaven is pretty great live desu

>>71961502
King Crimson is for spoonfed babbies and old farts.

>>71960472
THIS

>>71961436
Find out what they claim their favorite bands are. Then find a super obscure artist you can be sure they haven't heard before, but which also is fairly close to the style of their favorite bands, and play it for them.

If their tastes are at least based on what they genuinely like, they'll probably like what you played or be able to clearly state what it was about it they didn't like. Metal posers will react negatively almost every time, since it isn't some popular band they feel like they're "supposed" to like.

It's not a way to determine good vs. bad taste, but it's perfect for separating the people with some sort of personal taste from posers who just listen to what they think everyone else does because they think that makes them cool or le \m/ e t a l XD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFrgSF6r4nM

>>71961534
I can't participate in this poll, there's no "meme option"

>>71961597
This

>>71961414
>Literally a few months ago everyone was loving their new album
You might be confusing us with r/metal, go back to plebbit

>>71961648
>implying /metal/ has good taste

>>71961685
I didn't imply that at all.

>>71961705
Kek

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Name a more unique sounding band than Oranssi Pazuzu

>>71961685
Nobody has ever implied that ever.

>>71961734
Neoandertals

>>71961734
the sound of my latest bowel movement splattering on my kitchen floor

>>71961734
Jute Gyte

>>71961734
Altar Of Plagues

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>>71961734
PISSGRAVE

>>71961734
Babymetal

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>"The stories, or parables, look into Jewish angelology and the hierarchy of angels

guaranteed 5/5 from metalsucks

>>71961323
>I mean everything until L Enfant Sauvage is tech death

No it's not

>>71962183
Thats why im asking you fucking idiot. What is it then,

>>71962330
they've always been groove metal

Why is Agalloch the best sleeping music?
Because it's so bland and repetitive

>>71962442
only nu-males sleep to music anyway

so what did you homos think of the new steel panther?

i like it alot, there are a couple standouts and the rest is par the course

>>71962567
meme band

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You're at a gig and this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass.

What do you do?

>>71962752
Doubt she'd even feel it

>>71962752
he wouldn't do such a thing, he was a fag

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le ebic fresh OC incoming ;)

>>71962785
go back to /mlpol/ you dumb horsefucker.

This is spurdoland here.

>>71962752
Why would he be high-fiving me?

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>>71960368
WEW

>>71962839
How many levels of FAST are you on right now?

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>>71962804
your god damb rite :DDDD

>>71962507
wew lad6

>>71962873
like, 666 my dude

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>>71962991
You're like a little babby.

Watch this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abzRiXPFvn4

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this is La Mort Du Prince Noir, a good black metal album. Say something nice about her.

>>71963056
She's cute! CUTE!
I want to pat her head!

any tips for tremolo picking where you jump over more than one string, e.g.
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>>71963096
try not to hit the string you're skipping.
:^)

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>>71963096
git gud

>>71963096
practice more
make sure you're actively concentrating and trying to play cleanly and not just going through the motions

>>71955153
only one I really dig is Obscura, but it's not my favorite Gorguts release or anything

>>71962785
quality desu

>>71955153
>Peace Sells
>Ride the Lightining
>Vulgar Display of Power

You just want easy pickings don't you.

>>71963185
There's like 10 good albums on that chart pham

>>71954357
>>71958067
>tfw finland pioneered glam

>>71954376
>"Hey guys let us turn this hard rocking song into happy and family friendly song".

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Thoughts?

>>71963260
awful butthrash

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>>71954376
why is metalcore like that? can they be unretarded for just one second

>>71963279
ur mom

seriously, why?

>>71963308
why do you like it? it's just boring riffs and try hard political lyrics

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>>71963421
I liked the riffs, I like the drummer and I tolerate whatever the bass is doing.

I would love to not understand the lyrics.

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Give me some more metal bands that are pro-science, and have complex and cerebral music, but aren't bogged down by "trueness," right-wing politics, or other neanderthalism.

>>71963524
sometimes i cant tell the troll posts from the not troll posts

>>71963560
lolwut? I would appreciate it if you could give me metal bands with the melodic complexity and dark atmosphere of Sargeist but have more ethnically diverse band members, like Xibalba or Volahn. I will reward you with memes in exchange :).

>>71963671
(I should specify--only Sargeist's Let the Devil in, their other stuff is way too raw and "troo" for me)

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>>71963524
Go take another vape rip and listen to more Rings of Saturn, we're not enlightened enough to suggest music to such a
>free thinker

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>>71963524
I can't hope to match your hipsterdom.

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Anyone got more fun cheese like this? God damn, I forgot how much this melts my face.

>>71963421
I fucking gay twats like this. Letting lyrics get in the way of enjoying a tune. But yeah, Havok is just getting shittier and shittier since the release of Time Is Up

>>71962154
so go boycott capitalism you fucking loser

>>71963839
>letting part of the song influence how you feel about the song

>>71963867
Well, I agree with him. it's easier to ignore the lyrics than any other part of the music.

>>71963874
but they didn't include lyrics just for them to be taken as an amorphous feeling, anon. you know that

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>>71962091
This board really needs spoilers. [spoiler]They all do[/spoiler]

Funny story. Rudy Sarzo posted a link to the Rob Halford collaboration with Babymetal on his own private facebook the next day with this picture to brag.

>>71963818
Listen to some dragon guaridian my dude

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>>71955153
embracing my nu-role as nu-male

>>71963911
You are right.

>>71963818
t. dmshareguy

>>71964046
Who?

>>71959834
Not as lo-fi as Transylvanian Hunger but still pretty damn cold.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJ96iVbA_No&list=PLg1ot8hYm_1kK7-8DQduMJ9qj-vO-v3Z9&ab_channel=Darkthrone-Topic

>>71963524
>thinking man's metal
>not including isis

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>>71964159
>mfw Fenriz' commentary
>he considers all the best riffs on the record "death metal riffs"

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>>71963938
what qualify's an album/ band to be on the Nu-Male list?

>>71964231
Who even gives a fuck.

>>71964237
My interest in other people's shitposting mindset got the better of me.

>>71964480
/meal/ still hasn't properly explained to me what a "nu-male" is though.

>>71964491
it's supposed to be a combination of hipster (inauthentic/untrve) and leftist, because that's a hot topic for some reason

>>71964576
Stale /pol/ meme, got you.

>>71959955

is that the KEKMASTER second left?

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>>71964632

yup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ro6wTFFWj4Q

More like this sick piano intro please

>>71964747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9GEq1FHg-k

>>71964772
That was a very fortunate blind buy I made in high school. Love the record.

>>71964772
>not Land of Dead
Goosebumps and shit my nigger.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtFfskf2h9c

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>>71964801
>when the flute kicks in

>>71963684
What's wrong with Rings of Saturn?

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>>71963524
>Midnight Odyssey on the same chart as all this shit

>>71964576
>>71964581
I've seen the DUDE KEK HAHA types get called nu-males as well. Basically if you listen to anything other than glam rock you're a numale.

>>71964888
>at a show this weekend
>go out to grab a smoke with my buddy
>some guy is blasting Minas Morgul on his portable Marshall speaker (yeah)
>we start singing along because it's a great record
>offer him some beer so I can take a few tokes on his weed and thank him when he does
>he then spends the rest of the entire show awkwardly standing next to us and following us around
What to do in situation like these?

>>71964927
the album artworks
the music
the musicians
the name
the lyrics

>>71964968
minor details

>>71964962
offer him to come home and fuck your wife.

>>71964978
Ahaha I get it, just like the "cuck" meme, that's awesome.

>>71964972
also the fanbase

>>71964983
:^)

;^)

So Babymetal OP or what?

Let's get it.

>>71964983
>if i call it a meme, that means im right

>>71965000
Right about what?

>>71965005
I have no clue man, it's like 4:30 and all the boards are starting to blur together.

Shame about those wasted trips

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>>71963524
grand belial's key
kristallnacht
spite extreme wing
der stürmer
fanisk
bilskirnir
graveland
seigneur voland
nokturnal mortum

the list goes on...

>>71964998
You lot got 5 minutes to supersede. Gonna hit the archive soon.

nu

>>71965138
>>71965138
>>71965138
>>71965138