Older Women and Michael Jackson

I'm going to bump this because I fucking know this has happened before. The fact that I'm an old white guy now should be a factor. I'm old enough to remember the asshole before Clinton, so I know how to bust an MJ move. I'm actually pretty good, no training..

Oh come on. Nobody here has ever gotten into trouble because some bitch made you play Billie Jean and tried to suck your dick?

Being new to this board, I accept that it may not be the hotbed of topical debate that it once was, and that it perhaps is now the sole domain of what we all feared and hated...... a place where normies( that never was an acceptable term for us back in the day, we were all normies) could vent things they couldn't say on their home faggot medium.

For fuck sake,can I not get one reply at seven in the fucking morning or whatever it is these days? God I miss it. I really miss it. I miss you, 4chan.

I'm not done. I broke out some David Allan Coe songs and it was a hit, it worked. I'd never heard David Allan Coe before, it was just something on my to do list.

Her old man is a huge old school outlaw country fan, and I'd been reading about outsider artists. Coe fit the bill, man. I capitalized. Though I didn't get any pussy.

Truth be told, this woman in 20 years older than me, and I'm not a fresh dick anymore either.

For fuck sake what happened to this site? Statement. This site garners huns of thous of hit daily.. what happened to us? We used to rule and own crit pop culture.. now we bend over and let them insert themselves into what we were at the beginning.

Shoulda played some Death Grip

The Old Guard is dead. 4chan is no longer the place to go and know. It is a place for kids to meme and troll, yet they don't, we don't remember the power and agency our irreverence once had on popular thought. It hurts, we've died.

I understand how things change. I cannot accept how this site has willingly allowed itself to degenerate, devolve past memes being something culturally important to just being talking points, and bad ones, for other shitgawd sites like reddit, tumblr, etc. We wus kings.

Come on, this board is fast. Not one nigga gives a shit about what I'm saying? Ok. I don't like Humble, I think it's derivative, basic in a bad way, and boring.

Nobody has every gotten themselves into trouble because of Michael Jackson tracks? Really? Are there no millennials left? Have you all gone on to rule the world wtf niggas?

This shit isn't getting canned so it must be legit. This older woman- and I know her pretty well- became very sexual after she had a bad night out with friends. She was out helping pick a wedding dress for another girl. This is awesome fucking stuff man, great material.

I'M very disappointed with people. I thought I had a good music story. I had a great punchline to the story, one that actually happened. MILFS and coke and other things related to my musical journey.

Well, I'll say this to finish it off. The bridal party made it back to the house I am staying at. The fact I stayed up listening to MJ led to more than I thought possible. Chicks are crazy. And they like a dick that knows music.

17nth reply to my own post and I am utterly unashamed about that. What happened tonight never happens.

They really liked it when I started preparing a roast for tomorrow/today. Bitches got wet when they knew I cooked.

I stabbed holes in that roast and put sliced garlic in 'em. I diced two onions and threw 'em in there. No spice, pepper and salt bitch, that's it.

It's time to put that shit in the slow cooker.


Rock over London, rock over Chicago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFjuPbCShBw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyzDKAx8seU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTbGydPYTkE

Rock over London, rock on Chicago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOcuEbUPyGU

Select an Image of a bus

song is retard bus

god is a funny cunt

Ffs shut the hell up already, faggot OP

>>71929626
ok I'm done, sorry.

>>71929634
Now I feel bad...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=er416Ad3R1g&list=PLUPpvDJd9Qyih6rlsRc6Jyu6QgsPwIoPF&index=1

How bout this. I like this SHIT TOO.

a lot of girls my age I know seem to like this one too- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGqeyQhBPMI&list=PLUPpvDJd9Qyih6rlsRc6Jyu6QgsPwIoPF&index=2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jv1ZN8c4_Gs&list=PLUPpvDJd9Qyih6rlsRc6Jyu6QgsPwIoPF&index=4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCSWzt56CC0&index=5&list=PLUPpvDJd9Qyih6rlsRc6Jyu6QgsPwIoPF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX3k_QDnzHE&list=PLUPpvDJd9Qyih6rlsRc6Jyu6QgsPwIoPF&index=6

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYRZV8dV10w&list=PLUPpvDJd9Qyih6rlsRc6Jyu6QgsPwIoPF&index=7

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcOiJnWniWg&index=8&list=PLUPpvDJd9Qyih6rlsRc6Jyu6QgsPwIoPF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJQQrjVmQG0&list=PLUPpvDJd9Qyih6rlsRc6Jyu6QgsPwIoPF&index=9

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nC5TBv3sfU&list=PLUPpvDJd9Qyih6rlsRc6Jyu6QgsPwIoPF&index=10

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpA-QuGHMnI&index=11&list=PLUPpvDJd9Qyih6rlsRc6Jyu6QgsPwIoPF

That's the best synth I've come across. I really like this shit. Takes me a ways back. This stuff is my childhood.

Nobody likes synthwave here? Retrowave? wachamacallisit?

I got sum nice tracks here.

This board is too fast..

no love

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39zKhsT5naI&list=RDQMc4l8l2aQrNo&index=4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcOiJnWniWg&list=RDQMc4l8l2aQrNo&index=6

snorting drugs is good for your youth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqe7jPX6DQY&index=10&list=RDQMc4l8l2aQrNo

This thread is still up, I'm still reeling from last night's near sexual miss with a sexy older woman, the to Mortrins are about to kick in and I'm feeling pretty boss.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-IadUwqpso

What the fuck is going on in this thread

>>71930194
It's some old faggot having a mental breakdown

>>71929888
I'm actually, pretty happy you found something you like. cheers

A little pussy makes a guy a lot happier. Imagine what having all the pussy would do..

>>71930204
My god son, you think this is a mental breakdown? lulz
u have some growing up to do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLzjm9E1hwg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1NAhlVRaZ4

Scraping the bottom now. Time to dig deep and find something new. New retro synth. Perhaps I am breaking down..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_isCeYhZOFc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nLRzkCQJsQ

diggin

>5 posters, with me 6
>57 posts
Hell...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZwG2pjzUAo

We have a job for you.
Do you like hurting other people?

>>71930421
I'm on a fucking hellride.

>>71928756
holy fucking shit dude. tell me more about your life on a music board.

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good thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZwG2pjzUAo

>>71930421
and 7 because of me here >>71930457

what a sad thread of sad people


F U C K I N G W E W

>>71928756
I don't see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMjCxV7u8OA

>>71930477
people? It's just me faggot. check yourself

>>71930492
tell her old man that. picture it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPDCh-415bA

OP- ghost in the shell, my favorite series of all time, never to be met

scarjo, you had me at the opening of Lost in Translation...

Don't. Please. Fuck this up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOWM9ao38lM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYTwRVFHZjo

This whole thread is a trippy trip through our millenial childhood, if anyone was wondering.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OB4GQu97-bc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV_3Dpw-BRY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qT0iQRjHbW4

one of my faves

Goose should have died filming drive. He would have been right up there with Steve McQueen if so.

anyone caring to notice will have- I'm posting videos of bands as they appear on wikipedia. I did that. There is a format. I'm copping out. Only the first ten or so were ones I knew. We are exploring music together.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hugowO0sSrM

Booze has wore off. I'm still here. She's still here. Back to fucking reality.

Perhaps I did have a minor mental break. So what?
I made it to Mitch Murder, according to the list on wikipedia for synthwave. That's A through M for the droolers. cheers

Fuck it. It's 10 am, the sky is shitty and overcast(I like that) everyone is passed out(just her) and I poured myself the last of the booze(I know a massive headache is inbound) so I'm going to listen to some sexy bitches do asmr. check it out

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I know this is supposed to be a joke, but its a very awful one

https://www.youtube.com/user/HeatherFeatherASMR

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX70sfic86MKcid2n0mmmqg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3-jZU3kxLE

>>71931268
it's called a train wreck. you're supposed to watch it

what a waste of good drugs and a decent drunk.. I will never post on mu again... though I will hang around to hear how fucking idiotic I've been all night. lemme have it

and I'll post again, after the shame wears off

>>71931358
im right here with you brother