I'm bored, discuss
Hello op here, here is my list from what I can think of.
>>71922624
I've never had sex
exclusively new order singles
>>71924176
me neither. virginsquad where we at?
It was in the morning after I first had sex and it fit oddly well.
>>71924195
lol damn, i bet you're a straight male who is fully aware of the irony
>>71924322
bingo
I think I lost my virginity to Blue Oyster Cult
I ought to make an album of field recordings of my gf's moans
I was 13, let me off.
>>71922624
Who has sex to music? Are you 12?
Besides I doubt you'd be able to listen to those albums cover to cover AND not blow your load, interrupt and walk over to the CD player and change discs.
>inb4 use iTunes gramps
most of the times i've had sex music has been playing, so it's hard to remember specifics. some of the best sex i ever had was to the first ILY's album. it was nice. but the absolute hands-down best blowjob i ever received was while watching The Fifth Element. it wes mind-bogglingly good, i thought the lady was like a total prude but apparently she's a fucking pro. that night was our only sexual/romantic interaction, but i want to marry her. she's nice, but even if she was a terrible person, i'd still want her because of that absolutely bonkers blowjob. i damn near cried it was so good. i've never cum solely from a blowjob except for that one time.
in terms of stereotypical sex music, D'Angelo is fantastic. probably weirdest sex music was Death Grips, NIN, Bright Eyes, or Grimes.
>>71924591
you fucking sex machine, i love you. how have i never had sex to har mar??
You shouldn't lie on the internet OP
im not even old
>>71924176
this
ew
>>71925266
gay
>>71924737
Chad pls go
>>71924176
this
This Is Hardcore by Pulp
very good.
>>71924176
M-my nigga
I'm only 24 so there's lots of time, right?
>>71925433
in all honesty, i'm pretty average, appearance-wise. i just manage to not be a total social disaster, and i treat women with respect. if i was chad, i'd be hot, i'd be an asshole to women, and i also wouldn't be on this hentai website. it's not that fucking hard, guys. you're passionate about art, that's extremely appealing to women. be nice, and fucking relax
I've never had sex to music
>>71925587
this, why get cucked by soundwaves?
>>71922678
Middle left is what?? Can't read it
>>71924176
This.
>>71922624
>the large amount of captura's for just this link, goddamn.
https://youtu.be/-DkslcOhytU
>Disappointment Island - TTNG
it's an abstract feel.jpg
>>71924176
this
I fucked to Blonde which sucks because I love the album and since we broke up I can't listen to it anymore
>>71924176
this
>>71925819
Taeko Ohnuki - Sunshower
>>71926631
>got laid
>can't listen to sub-par over-hyped album anymore
idk anon, seems like a victory to me.
90% of what I have sex to is noise/drone/ambient
>>71924176
this
If you both like the album, this one works pretty good.
I had sex to this song repeating like 20 times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=totYCysea4w
music i play to my dog...
I had sex multiple times with this one girl while we were watching Adventure Time.
>>71924176
ay f.am
CAN YOU TAKE ME HIGHER?
>>71924495
sober?
>>71922678
what's the center album ?
>>71924201
like a hot dog into a pencil sharpener
>pic related
>Hiraeth
>Awaken My Love
And one time this emo chick played a Blood On The Dance Floor album. Worst sex of my life
My ex used to love to fuck to this album, of course, she was a total psycho, so.........
bestest
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>71927438
I don't get the appeal
>>71924707
USE ITUNES GRAMPS FAGGOT
Every Young Thug album besides his latest
>>71926697
Don't cut yourself on that edge virgin.
>>71922624
you are aware you're on 4chan right
>>71924176
this
>>71924510
>13
WHY CAN'T I GET LAID I'M 23
>>71931506
i'm 23 too
now that i'm a recluse who works 10-hour night shifts my chances of finding someone to touch my peepee have sunken to 0%
>>71925502
Just lost my virginity at 24 so, yes, I guess. (I met a girl on the internet.)
>>71925549
>i treat women with respect. if i was chad, i'd be hot, i'd be an asshole to women
I wish there was some way to send this post to every girl who ever thinks about fucking or dating you.
>>71931540
Rely on what you have. If you use the internet a lot, dedicate some hours each day to looking for or talking to girls.
it was actually really good, especially devil in a new dress
>>71929659
underrated
>>71931546
did you guys date or was it just a tinder thing? did you mention being a virgin beforehand?
>>71931565
i've given up on that. being around a bunch of sweaty middle-aged warehouse men every waking moment has completely shot my ability to talk to girls.
>>71929780
wewlad how did this fit ?
>>71922624
Both Frank Ocean
MBDTF
Flume - Skin
Rubber Soul
>>71931599
>did you guys date or was it just a tinder thing? did you mention being a virgin beforehand?
Dated. We started as friends from an online community and grew to like each other. I told her I was a virgin and she said she didn't care. Some girls also have a semi-fetish for virgin guys.
If you're just looking to lose your virginity, Tinder is probably the way to go. But from the very few relationships I've had, I'm glad they started through genuine friendships instead of me just spam messaging people on OKC or Tinder or whatever.
When I was a kissless virgin (as of a year ago), I sought out a relationship rather than just sex. I don't think having a one-night stand with some Tinder girl would have made me feel any more confident or less alone.
Experiencing a romantic relationship is what actually made me feel happier with my life. Even if you do manage to somehow convince a girl from a dating app/site to let you dick her down, you probably won't feel that much better about yourself.
>i've given up on that. being around a bunch of sweaty middle-aged warehouse men every waking moment has completely shot my ability to talk to girls.
I can't talk to girls either, but at least through practice I became able to semi-talk to them online. There are lots of options for you on the internet.
Every girl I've dated has been a 4channer (or heavily involved in similar communities or otherwise shares the weird Internet humor sense everyone here does), so I was actually able 2 just b myself and everything worked out okay. If I was trying to talk to or date some normie girl, it'd probably end in disaster.
>>71931712
was it weird at first?
I'm a 23 yo kv and I can't even realistically envision myself being intimate with someone
Lost my virginity to this album
>>71931712
>I don't think having a one-night stand with some Tinder girl would have made me feel any more confident or less alone.
same. i mean, that's why i haven't really bothered with that. super early on (like 17) i dated a girl who tried to force me to have sex with her and so i avoided that in pretty much all relationships afterward and now i know that was a huge mistake because here i am at 23 feeling like some kind of malfunctioning weirdo.
but this post gives me hope
Sex is gay
>>71931879
no u
>>71931735
It was very weird at first, but we started out slow and she eased me into it. If you find a nice girl who has feelings for you, she'll probably be more than willing to accommodate you and help you learn the ropes gently. Obviously that's less likely for a Tinder date or whatever.
I was a total KV too, but once I met her we went from kissing to sex pretty quickly and it felt somewhat natural.
Again, the hard part is really just finding the right girl. If you can achieve that, intimacy will come easy to you (even if it starts off with something as childish as hand holding and hugging).
>>71931809
Would you really be any less of a weirdo if you had sex with her at 17, though? Probably not. Having sex doesn't magically make you better with women or more normal. If you have trouble talking to girls, that's the core problem.
i am not jeff mangum
>>71932176
>Would you really be any less of a weirdo if you had sex with her at 17, though? Probably not.
i don't know, i think i would've turned out better. i ended up getting a complex that fucked up my relationships afterward. i should've just gone along with it.
I lost my virginity to halcyon digest, me and my gf regularly get it on to anyone of MBVs albums, we've also fucked to Arca, The Flaming Lips, and Scratch Acid. Probably more but that's what I can think of off the top of my head.
>>71932556
Yeah that makes sense. Do you now have some phobia of sex?
>>71932570
Fucking to Arca sounds kind of insane but fun.
>>71932570
>we've also fucked to Arca
tfw no Arca listening gf
I miss that goth bitch, now I can't listen to this without getting a boner
https://youtu.be/V5uavI0CM3Y
>4chan
>sex
obligatory
>>71922624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InlDs3C5Twk
and also Drake's Views.
>>71925266
Banged so many chicks to this. Vapid sentiments, B+ vocals, and retard composition. Doesn't matter as long as your woman is riding the baloney pony to it.
>>71925351
Sorry, but you fuck women to the soft shit. You're the fag in this case. More likely the wizard-level /mu/ virgin.
>>71924176
this
https://youtu.be/p7y_BzwdkAw
>>71922678
>having sex to 808s
How
>>71924176
this
>>71931975
u from london?
>>71924176
this
>>71931779
lol
lost my virginity to this album
>>71931310
Of the album?
i think this was the best choice that night
>>71937622
Yes, the album. Sex is very much appealing.
>>71938924
Do you like noise in general but not this album? I could understand that, it doesn't do anything too interesting, but it sounds pretty good imo.
>>71936182
Did her father find out what you did that night and she told you she was scared?
lost our virginities to this album
its a good album
it went sour from that day
my favorite album, my worst bang
>>71939651
cont from this
from what i can think of
guess which ones were my choice
pic related was the only time me and gf had soundtrack
>>71922678
You had sex to HUMAN SADNESS?
>>71924737
>NIN
>weird sex music
>mfw niggas find hate sex "weird"
I haven't gotten laid since December. Last album I fucked to was pic related, not even joking.
>>71939853
this minus the kids choir songs (maybe) would be a super comf afterglow listen
80's Spanish music is pretty good, especially if you're into Latinas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNYOVEXJBBM
>>71939977
patrician taste in women
some recent ones
>>71924176
this :(
>>71924767
t. Leo Dicaprio
>>71925462
>>71927612
>>71929735
>>71931975
>>71934098
what the hell are you people doing in the bedroom
>>71940003
confused af. are u over 35? no offence.
>>71940435
lmao not even close
she used to hear the album when she was young at her cousin's house or smth, she responded really well when when i put it on
>>71929735
Damn good for you, I'd be afraid any girl who wants to listen to Danzig is going to rip off my cock
>>71926631
Blonde is awful you did yourself a favor
>>71922624
>>71940003
>patrician taste in women
Thanks anon. I'll add your album to my list for next time, I really liked it.
>>71931779
ethan?
>>71941632
matthew?
>>71941632
seb?
>>71939651
are you me?
>>71941675
>>71941690
colin?
>>71941718
I'm this dude
pic rel is a go-to, have had many a cum to this bad boy
>>71941731
>play something relaxing anon
>*puts on pic related*
>mmmmm this is perfect
>*then we fuqqed*
>>71940321
sex, I guess.
Lil yachty- Lil Boat
J Cole - 2014 Forest Hills Drive
Anderson .Paak - Malibu
Jeff Buckley - Grace
D'Angelo - Brown Sugar
D'Angelo and the Vanguard - Black Messiah
Brand New - Entire Discog
Sorority Noise - Joy Departed
i get laid ama
>>71941799
what gay strip clubs would you recommend in your area?
>>71941708
Patrick?
We were 15 and she was a qt scene girl
Lost my virginity while listening to the Bloody Beetroots, fun times, I miss that girl.
>>71941718
...also this
I want it to be this
>>71941161
wow, edgy
>>71932360
Jeff Magnum is the type of guy to have sex to his own album about sex with a dead teenager
thoughts?
>>71922678
>Having sex to The Velvet Underground
White Light would work a little better (and still wouldn't work great)
Easily the best album to have sex to of all time
>>71939406
Underrated post
>>71940003
I see im not the only one
>>71942027
i wanna have sex to feels
My favorite times would have to be,
Bug-Dinosaur Jr (with a guy)
Teen Dream- Beach House (with a chick)
Both were very pleasant experiences.
God damn I fucking love this album, and I love to fuck to this.
>>71942336
This album is fun to fuck to as well.
>>71942027
Holy shit this counts for me because an ex basically left all this to shuffle
Is there a trend on that or what?
>>71924176
welcome to the club
>>71922624
I had sex to ancient.fm was fucking awesome banging to Renaissance and choral music.
I dont like to Listen too music while im doing it but first time doing it wiht it was pic related
>>71931576
>>71931682
yeah MBDTF and American Football was the last one
wtf is with you guys fuckin to a dude singing in the background? why do people do this?
>>71924176
this
>Magnum
>>71932360
>>71933939
These were two favorites
>>71924176
this
>>71924176
this
>>71924176
>>All those fucking replies
>Parties
>Tons of info online on being an alpha male
>Tinder/whatever
>Escorts
And y'all still can't get laid. I'm an awkward, below average 19 yr old who doesn't lift, and I've had sex multiple times. Is something wrong with your testosterone or what? Take charge of your damn life.
Played first time boning my ex. It was pretty cool. She had only heard a couple BMSR songs and was excited to hear Tobacco.
believe me when i say: it was intense
>>71927438
and i love you for that
>>71931809
sex is overrated anyway
>>71934413
good one, can relate
>>71944633
It's not that I can't get laid but it requires putting in effort, something that I don't feel like doing.
Gotta skip Safe and Sound. Otherwise, built for sex and post-sex cuddlin.
sex was good
music sucked
Fantastic album to bang to, in every sense.
car fuckin
was fun
>>71925401
>you had sex to the sounds of a 14 year old
>>71922624
BURN'N IT DOWN!
>>71944633
>Escorts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvaC6cIrntI
I'n literally not memeing here - this is good for serious evocative sex.
>>71945255
Like in a truck? Don't tell me this was actually a predetermined action. There's better pop country than this for sure.
>>71945404
I WANNA CRAWL THROUGH THE DARK JUST TO FEEL YOUR HEAR BEAT AGAINST ME
>tfw yr ex bf was a pleb
>>71929780
>>71931550
>>71931975
>>71932360
>>71936182
>>71940201
>>71942336
>>71942351
YWN BE THESE ANONS WHY LIVE
>>71924176
this
>>71944633
>Escorts
pic related is you
>>71925462
Good choice SNW is my personal sex album.
>>71924176
this